I just don't know how to keep going, /mlh/. I'll never get to have sex with a human, everypony berates me for being sexually attracted to humans. I can't take it anymore.
>>27895810
>everypony
Kill yourself.
>>27895856
>not talking like a normal pony
You must be a Romefag from Humanchan.
>>27895856
>>27895810
This
>/mlh/
>not using the canon phrase "Everybody"
>>27895810
Sent ;)
>>27895810
Hey, we've all been there.
I think you just need to take a deep breath, maybe read a fic or two to calm down, and relax.
>>27895810
>roleplaying
Summer can't end soon enough
>>27895810
>roleplaying
Delete this.
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Donald_Trump!Lyra_Heartstrings
Are you and your husbando compatible?
>>27895810
>roleplaying
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>27895874
>everybody
>>>/humanchan/
>>27895933
>http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Donald_Trump!Lyra_Heartstrings
This makes meconfused.
>>27895933
>wanting to fuck white supremacist
that's like supporting the bucking earth pony supremacists we have here
jump off the canterlot palace, coltcuddler
>>27895978
What makes him a white supremacist?
No question begging epithets pls
>>27895810
Why is it always with sex with you, Lyra? Why can't you be more interested in more productive and less carnal things like academia. Come on, be a wizard just like me.
Also where were you when Twilight visited us at Canterlot anyways?
enough shitposting, post plots
>>27896002
S-shut up moondancer, you don't control me!
>You will never stick your face inbetween a great big pair of Human chesttits
why
>>27896084
I'd imagine they'd be soft.
Stop attention whoring, Lyra.
>>27896165
Go be a bitch somewhere else, Maud! You're just mad that the last time you got your rocks off was the stone age.
>>27896179
Go back to rutting your animals, Fluttershy.
>>27895810
>everypony berates me for being sexually attracted to humans.
Please. Try having a cute pre-teen husbando before you complain about that shit. Normie.
GO TO BED, LYRA
>>27896194
Go back to inserting Boulder into your horsepussy and having to go to the doctor for him to remove Boulder out of you when he would get stuck in there.
>>27895933
>100% compatible
>0 orgasms
there is no affinity between them
>>27896002
she was just too busy challenging her intellect with Equestrian Planet of the Apes slashfic that replaced the apes with ponies
Guys I think the writers might be trying to wrap up the series. It's clear that Trump is going to win the election and he seems like the type of human to launch the nukes on a whim. I'm assuming you girls all remember what they said about Mutually Assured Destruction during the Cold War arc?
>>27896626
Like they'd really kill off the cash cow that this show is.
>>27896626
Twilight, stop contemplating conspiracies and help me put these books away!
>>27896641
Yeah, especially since they already said they are going to end the series with the upcoming Singularity arc, which is still at least 6 or 7 seasons away based on this generalized timeline the show writers posted about their plans for the series. Spoiled for those mares here that want to watch the series without knowing anything about future plotlines.
>>27896794
>spoiled
Sorry, I meant spoilered. Fucking autocorrect on this smartbook.
>>27896794
I thought that was just an alternate timeline to something, like the one where the humans summon video game characters to life and things go nuts? Or was that demons?
>>27896794
>Intelligent A.I by 2025.
I'm calling bullshit on that, if only because I've seen the shit that goes into stuff like Watson IBM.
>>27896626
>Trump nuking the world
>when Putin needs Trump in order to move on from his bromance with Bush
Please. Once Putin moves on, or gets back with Bush, THAT'S when you can have the world blown up.
>>27895895
NOOOOO FUUUUN ALLLLOOOOWWWWWEEEEEDDDDD
>>27896794
>implying humans are so close minded that they wouldn't use cybernetics to boost themselves into mechanical godhood
>>27896382
Somebody stop this madman!
Won't someone think of the fillies?!
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Donald_Trump!Sunset_Shimmer
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Donald_Trump!Pinkie_Pie
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Donald_Trump!Rainbow_Dash
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Donald_Trump!Fluttershy
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Donald_Trump!Applejack
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Donald_Trump!Rarity
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Donald_Trump!Luna
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Donald_Trump!Celestia
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Donald_Trump!Twilight_Sparkle
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Donald_Trump!Straight_Glimmer
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Donald_Trump!Coco_Pommel
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Donald_Trump!Velvet_Sparkle
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Donald_Trump!Bon_Bon
>>27898052
that pony came three times for the trumpster!
>>27896044
>A human will never be your big spoon, holding you close as he whispers how you are his "perfect pony princess"
I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
>>27896044
>>27896002
Okay, girls; can't you make it up to each other? You were friends a while ago; I remember.
>>27896044
Hey, hey, calm down Lyra. Why not just ask twilight to help you? Or ask Fluttershy to ask Discord. One of them can help
>Come here to clop
>Dramas instead
We need more asses and more green!Best human coming through
Girls, I know they are real. I know it when I look at all that stars. Somewhere, out there, there's a planet with humans. I know there's more that's out there and we just haven't found it yet. Do you think we'll get there some day? Will be their sky like ours? I can't wait. It hurts too much.
>>27898380
Chances are, and I know that these chances lead to truth, that humans are in another dimension.
[s]I know because I've been there.[/s]
>>27895810
This isn't /soc/ Lyra, either stream your suicide or get back to posting humans.
>>27895810
lyra, it's /mlh/, we're all sad here, and none of us will. you aren't special.
>>27896008
My mare!
>>27898380
I know it hurts, trust me we're all here with you sharing your pain.
It's not irrational to think there's a world with humans, hay, for all we know there could be a bunch of humans posting online about how much they want to be with their pony waifu, as we speak.
>>27898345
That cock is up her booty
>>27895810
Stay strong!
Be the best mare you can be!
Do it for him!
Delivered, girls.Now post your best panty shots for me.
>>27899839
Ewww grody, no fatties
>>27899855
Fat is better than >no hands, though. Would you prefer I stop?
>>27899839
>>27899935
sweet celestia, im going to be sick
i hate all these mares coming in, trying to "prove" they're human
and they always mess up by either making everything look fat, or just plain ugly
>>27895810
Showing your powerlevel, ever.
You fucked up.
>>27899950
Is this fucking proof enough?
>>27900169
That's fucking disgusting anon.
>>27895856
Take a long gallop off a short cliff you braying aspie. "Hurr this is mlh say everyone so I'm not role-playing alone". Humans will never be real. Get over it.
>>27900169
Wtf anon, so much for my good mood. Had to be a fat fuck and ruin it for us.
>>27899445
This! We need to not become emotional wrecks or we'll scare off our husbandos when they finally show up.
>>27895933
My love for Lyra only grows.
>>27900169
>saving images with the grotesque tag
go back to /b/
>all these fucking newfags using actual pony images
because when you surf the 4chins you post selfies in each of your fucking posts, right?
think for a goddam second.
>>27895810
>all this roleplay
Holy fuck, you should all die in a bombing.
>>27900199
>>27900225
>>27900641
It may be low quality fanart but not wanting to cuddle this shit out of chubby human?
He is like a giant pillow with benefits!
>>27900720
Im not so much into sand-humans... they are such ruffians.
>>27900732
go back to your containment thread
>>27900752
No, you.
>>27900732
i dont think grease, horrible smells and sweat are benefits i really want in a human.
even with how much i want one.
>>27900732
Don't believe me? Give me poses to make with my hands!
>>27901166
if you're going to use illusion spells, you should at least make your hands less fat.
>>27901247
>illusion spells
I wish. I could make myself attractive.
Or I could just make myself look like a Minifigure,
>>27900352
I want to be with him. Just the two of us. Together.
>>27895810
I know how you feel OP, I'm a human and I will never have sex with a pony.
>>27901406
No roleplaying, sister.
how many of you have ahuman tulpa
>>27901425
:^)
>>27901397
I'd love to carry him through the desert.
>>27901444
check 'em
i do
>>27902005
As a horse with no name?
>the fags trying to turn the thread into /soc/lite
>>27902205
well, there ain't no one for to give me a name
I don't know about you mares but I've really gotten into this puppet show for colts
the openings:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZzVwKpDsXM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKrcBrl9zzw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pARvAibGB3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyDqfeB7kLA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKrcBrl9zzw
The endings :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF5_8ptK4FE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAVcajxSp40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbE5Qks96xk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7NGM8IC7aE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttFL9UvmuFc
Now comes the action sences:
start with this guy
(part 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyIq4HMmzSg
(part 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB2OxBOO9UU
(part 3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZc4DNc9dko
Here's other good fight sence:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sPScgwWePk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU4VZnCkZu4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVNzfSZXE1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhqOEUXop9g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3KLFLfVLzU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSSp63AOATg
>>27902430
>MLH
>Puppet Show
It's a magically broadcasted show.
>>27895810
>roleplaying
please tell me you live in Turkey
>>27895810
Are any of you mares shameful enough to have akebabhusbando?I'm torn betweenSaladinandTamerlane.
>>27900169
you forgot the nipples on your human cosplay suit
>>27904003
anon, they exist just blurred because she doesn't want to get banned
