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>You're Anon, adopted teenage son of Twilight Sparkle
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>You're Anon, adopted teenage son of Twilight Sparkle and totally girlfriend-less.
>It's after school; you're at the library looking for some books for school when you hear a familiar voice behind you.
>"Um, excuse me..."
>You turn to see the voice's source, and find a totally unrecognizable unicorn standing there blushing, hoof scratching the back of her neck.
>Or, maybe you do recognize her? It's hard to tell...
>And that voice, it sounded like-
>"I couldn't help but notice the books you were carrying..."
>She points to the stack of literature piled on your back.
>"You like Star Swirl?"
"Um..."
>Realizing how long you've been directly staring at her, you avert your gaze.
"W-well, it's really for school..."
>"Oh, you're learning about Star Swirl's intermediate spells?"
>She inches a bit closer, eyes scanning the books.
>"Fifth edition? And Midnight Star's collection of light magic? I can help you with those, if you'd like."
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STRANGER DANGER
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>Mom disguising herself to be your fillyfriend
Y E S
E
S
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>>27883108
YESYESYESYESYESYESYES
I'm the conductor of the poop train!
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>>27883108
>teenage son
I guess I should have known better.
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I DEMAND YOU CONTINUE OP
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>>27883108
Please stop
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>>27883108
CONTINUE
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>>27883294
>not wanting to be the teenage boy and fucking your mom in disguise
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>>27883108
>You will never unknowingly give your mom a facial thinking it's your girlfriend.
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>>27883294
Replace all the pronouns, even "penis".

>You thrust your vagina rapidly into Midnight's slick pussy. Shivering beads of cum drip out, as your raging hard vagina pumps into her.

There! Did your imagination for you.
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>>27883325
>she will never remind you too much of your mom, making you realize you had feelings for your own mother all this time, accidentally screaming out her name during coitus
>your marefriend will never stiffen up while you curse your stupid freudian slip
>she will never tearfully and happily reveal herself
>you will never continue with a renewed love for her through the night
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>>27883127
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>>27883332
at least you seem to be sarcastically aware of how stupid that is.

>>27883325
>Actually falling for this shit
not even as a dumb sad 15 year old lad

>>27883320
>wanting to be a boy
>ever
no.
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>>27883345
>not wanting to be a boy
>not wanting to stick your dick in your waifu and give her pleasure
I'm a grillfag and even I'd want to be a dude if I went to Equestria. That shit's just superior.
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Resurrect Oedipus Gen
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>>27883345
You don't read silly green that often, I take it.

Superman-esque disguise gags are fairly common in cuter greens like rgre/prison threads. It makes even more sense here considering how many pony recolors there are.
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>>27883369
I am not going to dismiss that penis is convinient to love making.
it's not worth being bald, hairy, gravel voiced, and gross.
Besides, if magic can take away fluttershys voice and turn ponies into breezies I'm sure a dick wont be too hard.
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>>27883342
>Twilight will never be your pony mother and your lover.
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>>27883376
I always dismissed that as being part of the show's technical limitations. odd body types are something theyre willing to do when they have the budget.
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>>27883381
So, I take it that you may like the concept, but don't want to be in the point of view of a male?
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MORE OP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>27883387
Well sure, but it's not odd to have similar looking humans either.

It doesn't take much to imagine Anon may have that subtle brain racism in thinking they all look the same.
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>>27883345
>not wanting to be a boy
Sexual dimorphism favors men.
For simple pragmatic reasons, that's reason enough to prefer being a man.
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>>27883108
I want Rapidash to get hit by a bus.
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>>27883398
Don't trip over yourself on my account, with all of mlp giving the content I desire the finger I'm used to it, but yes. As someone who has a technically fairly attractive mother I definately don't get the appeal of incest with mom, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying idealized mango on it. Male anon is a fucking joy kill though.

Link related to thread
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/my_daughter_has_been_hiding_mother_daughter_incest_porn_books
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>>27883403
A misuse of racist, but I'll allow it. Stereotyping is a better word for the situation.
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>>27883407
>but muh dimorphism
All I'm hearing is the sound of a filthy casual who plays on easy mode.
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>>27883381
>bald, hairy, gravel-voiced and grossed
But aside from being bald I already am all of those things
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>>27883430
Why yes, I do prefer not dying at an early age because of having a body that is less capable of handling physical strain.
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>>27883437
*gross
Don't mobilefag kids
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>>27883423
I suppose, though honestly neither really fits considering you could apply that stereotype to any race. It's more a trick of the brain even if it's labeled inappropriately.
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>>27883444
Seriously, what's so wrong about mobilefagging?
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>>27883437
consider not being a lazy troglodyte then? even I who barely showers still know how to pretty up in an hour.

>>27883439
>dying.
get.
gud.
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>>27883444
Indeed, trips
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>>27883407
Considering the board, it's both odd and refreshing to see someone not want to be the little girl/filly for once.
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>>27883417
>The common content made for the common audience in mind doesn't appeal to me.
>Instead of creating my own content i'm going to bitch and whine that other people aren't catering to me.
Holy fucking shit man just stop.
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>>27883108
>Momtwi will never let you relieve your stress letting you her rut her but will never be emotionally involved in anyway.
>You will never fuck her while she is reading a book making no noise.
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>>27883478
>bored sex
I feel the rush of fetishes flood over me.
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>>27883475
>litterally tells you you don't have to cater to me
>bawww youre trying to get people to make you stuff instead of doing it yourself
I suggest suicide. No amount of explanation of how you are wrong is going to change this level of stupid.
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>>27883478
>bored sex
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Wait...

Are there girls in this thread?

I'm an autist so I can't tell.
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>>27883507
Probably.
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>>27883381
Oh boy, it's another one of these "males are a useless gender" shitposters.
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>>27883457
Predictive text makes you sound like a retard.
>>27883458
I shower daily and wear makeup when leaving the house. Though I rarely do, because I have no need to. When you don't have a reason to go anywhere or impress anyone, the only thing that needs to be kept track of is basic health.
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>>27883507
Grills don't exist, anon. They're just fancy microwaves.
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>>27883507
I wouldn't call them newfags, but they seem to come from /lgbt/ or /adv/.
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>>27883458
>get gud
well there's:
Karoshi
arthritis
Dangers posed from the many jobs that are predominantly men
Men typically have about 40% more muscle mass on the upper body and 33% more on the lower body
Pound-for-pound, male muscle is between 5% and 10% stronger than a female's
Male skin is 25% thicker than female skin.
It's much easier for a guy to git gud than a girl.
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>>27883478
>>27883488
>>27883505
Green plz.
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>>27883511
>oh boy its another one of those projecting retards.
Males aren't useless, they're just aesthetically awful in my opinion. Don't stop on my account though, feel free to take your delusions and let them run you off a cliff you assumed had a bridge
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>>27883515
I don't have a spellchecker on my phone and never will.
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>>27883539
>list a bunch of reasons a guy doesn't need to get as gud as a girl.
Yes and if I play divinity on normal mode I'll have more health and objectively be stronger.

You really aren't good at this getting gud thing are you? Maybe instead of complaining about how life is imbalanced you should learn how to play the game, because take all the shit you just listed and men are usually on the bottom of that list compared to other meaner animals. Yet we are the dominant species.
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>>27883551
Without hetero males we wouldn't have new females.
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>>27883551
>they're just aesthetically awful
Wat?
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Sure is pony related in here.
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>>27883572
Have you ever studied human evolution? We're endurance hunters, and we're literally the best at it.
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>>27883586
Waiting for green does things to people.
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>>27883592
I got suckered into this bullshit too, you're wrong as shit though, we are not only slower than many other animals long distance, we're also not able to move as long, how we hunted was basically persistance hunting, which relies on intelligence primarily, and endurance as long as you're not awful doesn't matter. You track the animal and make it run because it's too stupid to just outwalk us. because you are intelligent you bring food and water with you while your quadropedal prey can't. You will outlast it because you have resources and it doesn't. it requires that you track the animal and have just enough endurance to tire it out in a reasonable time. its basically 80% intelligence.
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>>27883310
>>27883319
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WHAT DO I DO?
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>>27883577
>clipping out my opinion
you're responsible for your own inability to understand.

>>27883693
flip a coin, it's not the result that matters, but rather, when it lands, what the answer you wished it had landed on.
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>>27883666
Maybe I remembered it wrong, but persistence is what I meant. Unless you're a fat fuck, you can keep walking for hours, possibly from sunup till sundown. The point is to keep on the animal's trail until it can't run anymore. It has to rest sometime.
No matter how fast or far an animal runs, it can't keep it up forever. Tortoise and the Hare.
And they can't "Just outwalk" us, their legs aren't made for it. Ours are. Trying to outwalk a human would be just as stupid as trying to face a rhino head on, you'd be playing right into their strengths.
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>>27883693
You continue with your initial idea. All this talk is mostly boredom out of waiting for you to deliver green.
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>>27883700
Something is very off about that picture.
Her outline seems weird.
Is it shopped?
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>>27883745
Probably a green screen.
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>>27883505
>bored blowjob
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>>27883700
>>27883741
I'm not OP
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>>27883774
Curses! Foiled by baiters again!
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>>27883787
OP's still here, right?

He didn't leave, right?
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>>27883765
>slightly annoyed bored blowjob
>she keeps rolling her eyes and sighing loudly into your crotch
U N F
N
F
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>>27883745
maybe, I also got it off pinterest, not really invested in the image, just wanted to show that those abs aren't male only, and you can look fit without looking like you're either on roids or are about to explode from anger. guy is veiny as fuck. I also prefer activity sports, lifting should be a supplement to getting fit, the thing that should make you fit is living an active life style. Hence why I chose an image of a rock climber and not a body builder.
>>27883577
who knows, maybe this swole version of Joker actually does some kind of activity with those muscles, but from the picture you'd never know it, and it inspires the image in your mind that his interest in being fit is just limited to the mirror and lifting women, along with punching his numbers up. Shit's the mmo grinding of fitness.
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If OP doesn't continue soon I'll write something.
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>>27883829
Do it pl0x
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>>27883829
He was NEVER intending to. It's write prompt bait to attract writefags to his shitty *Note, I do not think the premise is shitty; but OP's attempt to push it off on to others is thread so they can use their time to wrote something he wants to see; but is too lazy to do himself.
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>>27883464
I want to be the little filly to be cute, and learn about equestria, the sex when i'd be older, or lesbian /ss/ would just be an extra.
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>>27883464
now that I think about it, you must be retarded, basically no one here wants to be the filly, otherwise anon wouldn't be everywhere.
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>>27883860
A decent amount of us do, but it's more acceptable to be anon. And, fillyanon is proof.
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>>27883921
>fillyanon is proof
that a small thread of people want to do so? thats not anything close to a majority. if even a quarter if the people wanted it there would be far more green of it.
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>>27883118
First post, best post

Made chuckle irl
Thanks anon
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>>27883798
>She will never be frustrated when you give her a facial.
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>>27883478
Someone write this because I have no talent or time
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Not saying to stop, but haven't we had this thread before?
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>Blue Balls: The Thread
Captcha: All the eggs
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>>27883507
You know that we're all cute girls, right?
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>>27884198
No. Fuck you. Eat a bag of phallus.
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another good thread died of cancer

rest in pasta, twi in disguise thread

i regret reading bullshit below OP post
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>>27883108
>Anon again, adopted teenage son of Twilight Sparkle and totally girlfriend-less.
>Well, maybe not so girlfriend-less now.
>It's been a week or so since you've met with that nice Unicorn at the library. You can remember it like it was only yesterday.
>"Oh, you're learning about Star Swirl's intermediate spells?"
>Words failed you as the mare inched closer, examining the books in your hands.
>"Fifth edition? And Midnight Star's collection of light magic? I can help you with those, if you'd like."
>Again, simple words failed you. So you just figured that you'd nod at her.
>She just giggled and offered to meet you at the park for a 'Study Session'. You didn't even realize she was asking you out at the time.
"W-Wait! What's your name?"
>She turned around at the door, smiling at your foolish blustering.
>"I'm Twilight-- ahem. I mean Candle Light. It's Candle Light."
>You didn't really catch the first words she said past her cough.
>Turning back to the library shelves in front of you, your books forgotten, you couldn't help but think you've seen that mare before. She sounded familiar...
>The thought also left your brain the moment you realized what you had just agreed to.
>You turned back toward the door intent on calling her back just one last time, but she was already gone.
"Oh..."

The thread isn't dead yet, is it?
I am not OP, but I can continue. If you'd like...
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>>27884611
Do it
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>>27884611
Our savior!
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>>27884611
See? If you wait long enough, the green will eventually arrive.
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>>27884611
Yiss.
This has potential.
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>>27884611
do eet
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>>27884611
>It was already too late to cancel by now, and you had been too hesitant to go out looking for the mare despite asking Twilight who she was.
>Apparently, unicorns didn't know every other unicorn by heart like you'd heard at school.
>"No. I haven't heard of a pony called Candle Light. Why?"
>Well, no time like the present. You'd have to tell her eventually.
"She came in here last week and offered to meet me at the park. Said it was a 'Study Session' or something."
>Twilight rolled this around in her head for a moment before her eyes widened.
>She hopped over the desk she was writing on at the time and bowled you over in a tight embrace.
>"Oh my little boy has finally got a marefriend! I'm so happy for you!"
>You rolled your eyes at this.
"Come on "Mom", it's no big deal."
>"Yes it is! You've been so lonely since you came to Equestria. You've hardly made any friends at all, and I was worried you'd never become accustomed to living here. But now you have a marefriend and I can forget all of those problems!"
>She let out an elated little squeal and started doing her little happy dance, shaking herself hard enough to dislodge a bunch of quills that she had tucked in-between her ears.
>"You just sit right there. You know what, no. When are you supposed to meet with her?"
"I don't actually know to be honest. It was all so sudden we forgot to set a date up."
>"That's quite alright. I bet she's waiting there for you now. I'll make up a picnic for you. That way you'll both have something to do while you study. And talk. And ooh I'm so giddy I can't keep still! Wait here!"
>Again, you rolled your eyes at her retreating form.
"I'll be here!"
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Man, as a regular in /mom/, this 'anon none the wiser' is an interesting approach.
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>>27884807
I like the sort of innocent direction this seems to be taking.
>Twilight means well
>But she never expected her son to be so forward
>Caught between her own son's hormones and wanting to keep up appearances and not reveal herself for his sake
>Just lets herself be swept away by him
Are you ready to take our mom's virginity, /mlp/?

kek
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>>27884573
>Green made right after this was posted
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PRAISE OP!
Who would have thought?
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>>27884807
>Be purple. Yes, everyone knows your true color by now.
>It had been so long since Anon had actually gotten anything in the span since he arrived to Equestria.
>It just took time. A little bit of time, and a little bit of magic coat recoloring.
>Yes, you where not exactly proud of what you where doing, having thought up the plan yourself and all; but it would be worth it.
>Anon was... a push-over. He hardly got out of his comfort zone and when it truly mattered, like making friends, he tended to just keep quiet and read his books.
>Exactly like she used to do until a certain somepony got her to stop reading the dusty old things.
>With a giggle you finished the Hay and Daisy sandwiches and packed them into the basket. Her favorite. It didn't hurt to pack a couple of things for Anon as well. An egg and bacon toast sandwich or two there and it was perfect.
>She clapped her hooves and pulled the basket into her mouth and headed out the kitchen door.
>True to his word, Anon sat waiting patiently on the ground where you left him.
>"Srrwy." She said past the basket handle in her teeth before setting it down.
"Thanks Mom." He chuckled, scratching behind your ear.
>"Go ahead. Don't keep your new "Friend" waiting." She waved at him eagerly.
>With a wave of his own, Anon headed out after collecting his schoolbag at the door. She watched him pull it to behind him and then let out a breath she didn't know she was holding.
>With Anon gone, she trotted over toward the mirror and pulled various combs toward her.
>Satisfied with her now straight and tidy mane, and bushy tail she cleaned the ink off of her hooves and used the illusion spell.
>Her coat, once the proud purple that set her apart from a crowd of dull colors turned a pale yellowish white.
>The mane and tail she labored over for a few minutes now started to pour from the roots a fabulous orange and yellow.
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>>27884964
Not op, but someone else. Op is still a fagot.
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>>27884973
The whole POV is fucked up. If you're depicting it from Twalot's view, use "you" instead of "she", because right now it almost implies there's another character there that we don't know. Also, whoever's view it is, that character should have their dialogue without greentext.
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>>27885008
Oh...
Then I guess things haven't changed after all.
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>>27883478

There were a great series of threads about bored sex in Equestria. Shame the desu archive is dead.

>Twilight asking if you've made any new friends this week as you cover her face in your jizz
>She writes a new letter to Celestia as you fuck like her a man possessed.
>Fisting her up to your forearm as she chats to her friends about how lively you've been

UNF
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>>27884973
>Slowly, as the magic worked it's way over your body, changing your appearance, it finally stopped over your Cutie Mark.
>It was nearly impossible to re-work the structure of magic within the Cutie Mark. Thankfully she didn't really need to do so in the first place.
>A little bit more color here and there, turning the little white stars black, and the big pink star into a big orange star, you where done.
>It never hurt to look over your work.
>She leaned in toward the mirror, drinking in her form, the one that everypony would see her in until Celestia know's when and nodded confidently.
>Anon deserved everything coming to him. A little confidence boost was all that he needed. So what if it came from his own mother?
>Tossing her head up and snapping her tail at the mirror, she turned toward the door and started the long trek towards the park.
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>>27885014
Ah. My bad. Hadn't noticed how badly I was messing up. I'll try to fix it Anon.
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>>27885099
"Ahem. Hello Anon. Remember me? Candle Light? No, no. That's too forward. Hey Anon! It's Candle Light. How are you? No..."
>Maybe it would be easier to just say hi and let him take over from there. It wasn't Time-Space Theory here or anything. You where just going to have a nice, fake date picnic with your son. How wrong was that?
>OK, it was really wrong. Or maybe it wasn't. It was hard to tell. Either way, it was now buck up and shut up time.
>The park was nearing closer and closer, and Anon was just within sight underneath a tree reading a book.
>You took in the sight with pride, knowing you raised that colt right. Er, human.
>Shaking away any further doubt you walked into the park and waved at him.
"Hi Anon!"
>Smooth Twilight Sparkle. Real smooth.
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>>27885280
It begins
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>>27885280
>Thankfully, he didn't notice your voice crack from so far away. He looked up and waved back politely.
>Gaining confidence, you walked all the way up to him, taking note of the basket.
"What's this?"
>"My... friend made it for us. It's just a couple sandwiches."
>Your friend huh? Thanks a lot Anon.
>You played it off though. No respecting colt would say that they where still living with his mother, right? That'd just be awkward.
"That was nice of them. So. What are we studying today?"
>He reached into his saddlebag and pulled out An Advanced Study of Magic, Vol.1, oh how you remembered that book.
>"I'm studying illusion spells actually."
>Your heart skipped a beat rhythmically at that.
"Uh, what part are you having problems with?"
>"Well, the teachers are good at what they do, but no matter what they do do, I can't seem to get any of it."
>That just made you sad. Anon had no way to use magic on his own. At least, not yet he didn't. He would go on to learn magic the likes of which would make Starswirl the Bearded proud should he have ever seen it.
>Constantly shoving this fact into his face while teaching him the very thing he'd never be able to do just seemed so... cruel.
>Taking in a calming breath, you smiled at him.
"Let's just take it from the top then."
>He looked back toward you and nodded.
>"Alright."
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>>27885427
>Be Anon.
>And also be surprised.
>Candle Light was a pony he only met a week ago, and even then he only ever saw her for a few short minutes. Nothing special. But things where not adding up...
>She continued her speech about Illusion Magic as if she where a professor at it, eagerly tossing out such fancies as it being a theoretical version of manipulation of light and a cross-breed of light and dark energies, both focused on positive and negative energies.
>She was even going into detail about how such magic could coincide together without ultimately being fruitless.
>In other words, you where lost as hell. But you where enjoying the company none the less.
>"So, as you can see; Illusion Magic, sometimes know collectively as tricks of the mind come in many different forms--"
>You nodded, jotting down her words into a notebook.
>Pony had a set of lungs on her, you'd give her that.
>You almost swore that she sounded like someone that you knew.
>You smiled just as Candle Light came to a stop, taking in a large almost comical breath of fresh air.
>"S-So! Do you understand it now?"
"N-Not in the least."
>Your nervous smile was off-set by her disbelieving eyes.
>"Anon. I explained it to you as it was. How could you not understand?"
>You scratched the back of your head and laughed.
"I guess I'm just hopeless at it!"
>She walked forward and planted her hooves on your crossed legs. You gasped and laid back on the tree as she pushed her muzzle into your face.
>"You where not even listening to me, where you!" She accused.
"I was listening to you."
>"Where not!"
"Was too!"
>You both glared at each other for a few seconds before the tension dissolved in a shared fit of laughter.
>Whoever this mare was, she had good tastes.
>Speaking of which...
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>>27885608
"Hey, Candle Light?"
>She looked at you funny.
>"Y-Yes?"
>You thought about it for a moment.
>Nowhere before had you seen this mare. Not in school. Not in Canterlot. And definitely not in Ponyville.
>Mom didn't know any mare by the name of Candle Light either, which lead you to believe that even Pinkie Pie didn't know.
>So, naturally you where a tiny bit suspicious.
"Do you live here?"
>"W-Why yes! Yes I do."
>Interesting.
"How come I've never seen you around before?"
>She looked a little nervous now.
>"I-I don't get around a lot in the morning."
"Oh?"
>"Yeah. I... I go to school at night!" She said.
"You wouldn't happen to go to Canterlot High, would you?"
>This was a ruse. There was no Canterlot High in Canterlot. The only schools there where Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns and StarSwirl's School for Up-incoming Spell-Casters.
>It didn't really matter if she answered correctly, there was decent enough cause for suspicion anyway however.
>Her answer was immediate.
>"I go to Starswirl's School for Up-incoming Spell-Casters."
>She held a smile when she said that, but it did nothing for you.
>You held your notebook and text-book close to your chest and stood up.
"I'm sorry then. Whoever put you up to this, tell them it wasn't funny."
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>>27885900
>"Wait, what? Anon, what do you mean?"
>And here you thought everything was behind you.
>Only not. This was all some sick joke, wasn't it?
>Candle Light ran in front of you when you picked up your things.
"I don't blame you Candle Light."
>"I have no idea what your talking about Anon!"
>You turned on her.
"Then explain how you know who I am."
>"I-I don't exactly know what you mean..."
>This poor mare.
"How did you know my name was Anon? I never told you that before."
>Her eyes widened.
>"I-- didn't?"
>The pain in your chest grew.
"Please don't lie to me Candle. You go to Starswirl's School right? So do a bunch of other ponies. Ponies that like to make fun of me just because of what I am. Did they put you up to this?"
>"Oh Anon. I had no idea!"
"You didn't? So you don't know some pony by the name of Star Nova?"
>"What kind of name is that?" Candle Light asked, looking shocked.
>Oh my. So... she really didn't know?
>This was bad.
>Coughing, you waved the topic away.
"Never mind then."
>"Never mind? Anon, your being bullied!"
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>>27883798
>she scrunches her face up and gives off little moans of annoyance as she moves her head down your shaft
>she eventually gets into a slow, dull, uninterested 'head-sliding' motion while being half-asleep
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>>27886084
"I said never mind, didn't I?"
>"Anon please. I just want to help."
"Candle Light, if you really didn't know about this, I couldn't drag you into it."
>"Tell somepony!"
"I can't. They don't believe me."
>"Well that's just mad! I believe you."
>Sneaking a glance at Candle Light, you couldn't help but feel a little bit of relief from that.
>With a quick movement, you had her in a hug. Something that seemed to really surprise her.
>"A-Anon?"
"I'm sorry for doubting you Candle Light. It's clear you really had no hoof in all this..."
>For a moment she did nothing. Then she returned the hug.
"Just to be clear though... how did you know my name?"
>"I go to Starswirl's School, remember? I might not be in during the mornings, but rumors still go around at night. I heard about you. I was interested and..."
>She fell off there into some mumbling.
"I'm sorry?"
>"I wanted to get to know you, OK?!"
>You didn't know what to say. This mare...
>You started laughing.
>"Why are you laughing!?" She yelled.
"Because you are so funny."
>Before she could respond to that, he leaned forward and kissed her on the forehead.
>Her face was priceless.
>"W-Why did you do that?" She asked.
"I felt like it."
>Shrugging off the weight of the pony in your lap, you stood up and waved to her.
"Thanks Candle Light. I'll be sure to bring it up to somepony the next time it happens."
>"Y-your welcome." She said, touching the spot you kissed her.
"Same time next week?"
>"S-Sure."
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>>27886242
thread theme
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rze6aYy8vg
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>>27885066

Wouldn't desuarchive.org work?
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>>27886242
>>27886264
Goes together perfectly.
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>>27886242
>Be Candle Li--
>Ahem. Twilight Sparkle.
>It took a quick teleportation spell to be able to get home before Anon did, but you did it. What rewarded you was another quick and intricate work of spells before he got in.
>"Twilight? Mom! I'm back!"
>Your ears perked up at this, and you almost fell from your bed as you turned to call back to him.
"I'm upstairs!"
>A few moments of silence after, he called back.
>"I'm coming up!"
"Alright!"
>Quickly, without much thought you pounced over the railing of your bedroom's overhang and landed in the study, looking in the mirror to make sure you looked like you.
>Happy with the results, you turned just as soon as he came into the room, a smile on his face.
"So. How'd it go?" She asked.
>"Fine. Better than fine in fact."
"Oh really?"
>"Yes really." He said back, putting his bag up.
"Talk about much?"
>"Not really."
>He seemed a little distant for awhile. You just waited patiently for him to come back to the planet as you picked some papers up with your magic and reorganized.
>"I think..."
"Hmm?"
>"I think I'm in love."
>That declaration was so sudden you almost blew your cover.
"With m-- I mean, with Candle Light!?"
>He only laughed.
>"Yeah. She's really nice Mom."
>You let out a breath as you wiped the sweat off of your forehead.
"T-That's nice dear. Did you have a good time?"
>"Yes. I did. I'm going to shower, alright?"
"OK. I'll see you soon."
>As Anon walked down the stairs again, you turned to your desk.
>This was bad. So very bad!
>You only meant to give Anon some confidence. At least enough to talk to somepony. You didn't mean to make him fall in love with you! With Candle Light, actually!
>It's alright. It's alright! You can fix this.
>You stood there for a few moments, fixated on your paperwork.
>Your heart wouldn't calm down.
>Your forehead burned from the unfamiliar kiss Anon had given you.
>A kiss that was for somepony that he liked. Not somepony who was his mother.
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>>27886387
Anon is so going to masturbate in the shower.
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>>27886439
and Twilight is going to stand outside the door listening.
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>>27886387
>Your heart, beating already against your chest, doubled in effort as the burning engulfed your head. Rather, it was the blush that did.
>"Do I... like my son? Do I... like, like my son!?"
>Sweet Celestia.
>Such a revelation. Your heart calmed after making it.
>Alright. There was still time. Still time to make things right. He was your adopted son, yes; but still your son.
>She could just make Candle Light vanish, right?
>N-No. That would break his heart.
>After everything that you said as Candle Light, you couldn't possibly do that to him.
>That's where it would stay then. You would continue to act, and be Candle Light.
>With a nod, you finished organizing and then pirouetted toward the stairs with a confident smile of a mare on a mission.
>If Candle Light and Anon where to be, you'd play the role as long as you could. What could possibly go wrong?
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>>27886500
But of course only to check on him while she nervously walks around.
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>>27886502
>What could possibly go wrong?
Oh yes.
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>>27886502
Please stop switching from second to first person and back all the time.
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>>27886502
I'm done writing for now. If you can tell, this is the first time I did it, so there are a bunch of mistakes and such. Terribly sorry. If I can, I will continue this later.
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>>27886637
For your first time, you did pretty well. Good job writefriendo.
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>>27886637
Please continue. Good job for first time writefaging. Could've fooled me.
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>>27886637
I liked it.
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>>27886502
Just some friendly incest in the morning.
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>>27883108
>Anon fucks Candle Light senseless.
>Comes home.
>Twilight is wobbly and can't walk straight.
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>>27886502
to think twilight is unaware that she triggered the end of the world, humans can be pretty merciless if they don't have anything to lose.
>>27886637
hope that you'll continue it anon.
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>>27886502
>>27886387
dear god I need more, bless you based writefriend.
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>>27887222
just checking these amazing trips
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>>27886502
>What could possibly go wrong?
>Wake up horse pregnant
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>>27887355
>You will never be your horse hybrid child's half grandpa.
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>>27887391
>incest physics
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>>27887391
Kek.
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>>27886637
Gotta fix your POV though like that guy said earlier. It was really fucking annoying when you switched perspectives between anon and Twilight, but you sporadically use "he" "she" and "i" interchangeably
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>>27886242
>"I wanted to get to know you, OK?!
Kek, I knew you were NLJ
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>Twiggy Piggy dork is my mom
>disguises herself as another mare to be my girlfriend
pic so fucking related
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>>27886502
>If Candle Light and Anon where to be, you'd play the role as long as you could. What could possibly go wrong?
> What could possibly go wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rLNCnokbQM
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>>27883507
>this question
Are you implying there are men on this board?
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>>27883666

Wrong. A human will beat a horse in a 50 mile race.
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>>27885066
Link?
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P L E A S E
M O R E
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>>27886264
it fit perfectly
nice one anon
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>>27886637
Writer who sucks at POV here. Can continue when ready. You know it's me because I don't understand the difference between 'He', 'She', and 'I' when used in such a story. I swear I'm not doing it on purpose.

>>27889203
Who or what is NLJ?
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>>27891671
NLJ = Night Light Junior
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>>27891671
Moar
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I want story where pony like anons mom becomes involved with anon and readers just think it's twilight in disguise.

The twist at the end is that it's not twilight just a craY princess stalker.
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>>27892009
So write it.
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>>27883108

>you contemplate this strangers offer as you look her over out of the corner of your eye.
>the more you look at her the more you see mom, and you recall her telling you to get some more friends.
"sure why not, I'm Anon by the way"
>"well my names sunrise flicker, but you can call me sunny!"
>she says as she covers her mouth and giggles.
>you try to pass off your smirk as a friendly smile. if mom really wants to do this then you might as well play along.
"shall we head to the library?"
>you try to gauge her reaction, hoping to catch her off guard by going somewhere that 'mom' should be right about now
>"oh its getting late though wont it be closing soon?"
>she half asks half contemplates while holding a hoof to her chin.
>huh barely a flinch, maybe she's been taking acting classes from rarity. Celestia knows shes got that skill in buckets
"oh uh no worries i actually live there so we can study as long as we need"
>she turns to you and in the blink of an eye she's right in your face eyes sparkling with joy.
>"whoa you live in a library!? that's so cool!"
>you stumble a bit from her outburst and her eyes widen before she looks away and rubs a hoof across the back of her neck sheepishly
>"sorry. i uhhh really like reading"
>you recover fast enough and with a shake laugh it off. that is so like mom.
>as you walk home you talk with 'sunny' and get to know her better. you find out she moved from Canterlot and attended Celestia's school for gifted unicorns but family issues made her move to Ponyville. you talk about the new Daring-Doo book and argue over which is best but agree that the sapphire skull is the worst to date.
>you spend so long joking around you almost forget who she is and call out that your home when you get inside the library almost missing that mom didn't call back.
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>>27886502
>If somepony told you three months ago you'd be going out with your son you would have slapped them with your tail.
>It looks like destiny had other plans however.
>Be Candle Light, and today you where going to be dating Anon.
>Not plotting confidence lessons. Not leading any false Necromancer hunts on your disguise.
>No.
>Tonight, it was Anon's night. And you where the perfect little pony to get the job done.
>You remembered how exactly you had, for lack of a better phrase, tempted fate all those days ago.
>"What could possibly go wrong?"
>You rounded the corner of Hay Street and Fried.
>There was Anon, in front of the restaurant you agreed to go to.
>And right next to Anon was none other than Princess Celestia's prized pupil, "Twilight Sparkle".
>That's right. Tonight was meet the parent night...

Captcha: Select all the popcorn. Fitting...
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>>27892078
oops, go ahead i can dump my stuff after.
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>>27892077
Oh other green. Sorry. Mine can wait, have the stage.
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>>27892091
Well, this is awkward. Post your stuff m8. Like I said, mine can wait.
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>>27892098
okee only two/three more posts anyway

>>27892077

"guess she's out then" you mutter to yourself
>you shrug and welcome Sunny into your humble abode wondering when you should give up and admit you know who she is
>even though you have been having a little bit of fun with her.
>"woow this is so cool, i didn't think such a small village would have a library like this"
>she spends some time checking out the different sections of the library before you both head up to your room.
>Sunny is pretty surprised when you obliterate the work and says so.
>"hey, if you knew so much how come you asked for some help?"
>you panic, you don't want to give it away yet so you say the first thing that comes to your head.
>"oh errm you looked kinda cute so i wanted to get to know you."
>you both widen your eyes and look away sporting a light blush.
>you recover first and glance her way when you really start to look at her.
>the light rosy tint to her cheeks. her bright red eyes that stand out and demand you look at them against her pale yellow coat. the way her mane frames her face like an aura of the suns first rays.
>"you really think I'm cute" The yellow mare whispers
>you are still under her spell, and reply with barely any hesitation
"yes"
>Sunny adopts a large grin, oblivious to your inner turmoil.
>you know its twilight and while you may not be her biological son she's still the mare you call 'mother'. has she held feelings for you this entire time? have you held feelings for her? at >what point did she change from mother figure to potential mate?
>you jolt from your brain doing cartwheels when you feel a soft and warm body shuffle next to you.
>time seems to slow down as you turn your head and Sunny smashes her lips into yours closing her eyes tightly.
>body on autopilot you begin to kiss her back and fireworks go off on your lips slowly you pry open her lips and moan into her mouth.
"mmm twilight"
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>>27883381
Poor tranny... =(
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>>27892140

>you both freeze as what you said registers in your fried mind.
>"wh-what?"
>Sunny pushes you away surprise written across her face. of course, you just told her you knew you were kissing your mom.
>you hang your head as you sigh
>"i know who you are mom" you say, emphasizing the mom
>her eyes shift side to side confusion written across her features
>"A-Anon? I'm not your mom"
>you smile gently and cup her face ignoring the slight flinch your touch brings.
"its okay, we can pretend if you want to. i don't mind either way we both know I'm not your biological son"
>you lean in to kiss her again when a orange glow pushes you back
"what the heck!? i thought you was different to those Canterlot colts, but you're even worse!"
>you look up at her in shock and slowly stand as she backs away
"what? no twilight it doesn't matter i love you!"
>Sunny looks at you in horror as she throw open the door
"stay away from me you weirdo"
>you scramble up and go after her as she charges down the stairs. your confused brain cant connect the dots untill she throws open the door and nearly knocks a lavender mnare over.
>"hey watch where your going" twilight yells as she trots inside bags of shopping following her in.
>"oh hello anon i didn't see you there you wouldn't believe the day I've had today..."
anon has to spend the rest of his life fighting between weather he loves Twilight or Sunny.
they find his body three weeks later
Anon wakes up in the E.Q.G universe with no memory of his past life and gets adopted by celestia.
FIN
>>27892112
floors yours m8
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>>27892168
Wasn't expecting that. Nice one.

I'll continue mine then.
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>>27886502

>Anon figures it out
>Approaches Twiggy
>She starts apologizing
>Anon interrupts her stammering apology with a kiss
>Happily off into the sunset
please
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>>27892168
What the actual fuck
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>>27892078
>"Hey Candle Light!"
>You couldn't help but roll your eyes at Anon's call. Many nobles turned their heads toward the human and started whispering things.
>You waved back, hoping that 'Twilight' would say something and not stand around like a statue.
>"I-Is that her, dear?"
>"That it is." Anon said as you came closer.
>You where pulled into a quick hug and given a peck on the lips by Anon, much to Twilight's surprise.
"H-Hello Miss Sparkle."
>Twilight blinked a couple of times before laughing off the shock and answering you back.
>"Please, Twilight is just fine. And you must be Candle Light? Charmed. I must say, your mane is absolutely stunning darling. Who did it up like that for you?"
>Alright, there is no need to lay it on that thick.
"Anon? Please go get our table would you?"
>You watched him shrug and head into the restaurant; The Grand Stable, before pulling 'Twilight' into the alleyway off to the side.
>"Is there something wrong, Miss Candle Light?"
"Yes actually. Do you really need to do that Rarity?"
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>>27892373
This is getting interesting.
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>>27892373
>The disguised fashion designer simply scoffed.
>"I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about."
"We both know I do not talk like that, Rarity."
>"Well, we both know i'm not the real Twilight Sparkle, but I guess I shouldn't be digressing. What I want to know is why you are keeping up this charade."
>You could already feel the headache coming on. Stay strong, for Anon's sake.
"I already told you why i'm doing this."
>"But you've been slacking on giving me a reason. I'm pretending to be you, but you're pretending to be something much more scandalous."
>You where going to smack a filly.
"Anon hardly needs to be told what's happening right now. The important thing is that he'll become more confident after this!"
>"Then when do you intend to stop? After you're married?"
>You couldn't help but shiver at that.
"I-It won't come to that."
>Rarity glared at you.
>"You see, that is my point darling. You are letting this get to far. Soon no doubt, I bet Anon will expect things from you that you simply cannot do!"
"I don't need this. He's waiting for us."
>You stomped toward the alleyway opening.
>"Do you love him?"
"W-What?"
>You turned back to Rarity, who was giving you a pity-filled stare.
>"Do you love him?" She repeated.
>Instead of an answer, you growled and turned back toward your destination.
"Come on... 'Twilight Sparkle'."
>Rarity just sighed.
>"If I must..."
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>>27892503
more please.
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>>27892503
>Walking back towards The Grand Stable, you entered and asked to be shown to your table.
>Ideally it would have been better if you had got to set up the reservations before-hoof. Rarity had no idea that Anon hardly went out to fancy places like this.
>It would be a marvel if the mare could keep from screaming at him about proper etiquette and all that.
>That aside, you suppose she did a good job picking a restaurant that catered toward more than just ponies.
>Anon spotted you coming and got up to pull your seat out.
"Thank you."
>After being seated, Rarity caught up with us and found her own seat in-between us.
>The waitress passed out menus and bowed out to let us choose what we where going to eat.
>Anon naturally already knew what he wanted and put his menu off to the side with a smile.
>For a moment you forgot why you where here, only to be reminded when Anon spoke up.
>"Nice mane style."
"T-Thanks."
>"You went to Rarity's for the dress too, right?"
>You looked down at yourself, at the dress Rarity had made for you and nodded again.
"That I did."
>"You look beautiful."
>Did it just get hotter in here?
>You would need to stop being so nervous.
>Rarity on the other hoof was smiling with revenge clear on her eyes, ready to take advantage of any weak spots.
>"So, Candle Light. Anon has told me that you both like to hold 'Study Sessions'. What exactly have you been studying?"
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>>27892664
"Well, Anon has been having trouble with I-Illusion Magic in the past. But we've moved all the way up to Spacial Magic now!"
>"That's really advanced magic. I'm proud of you Anon."
>Anon waved his hand at her and laughed.
>"Oh come on. It's not that special."
>"Oh it is. Magic like that is used every day to give us bright days and wonderful nights. I'm sure you know who I'm talking about?"
>"Princess Celestia and Luna. Yeah."
>Everything was going alright. You'd be fine!
>The waiter had returned momentarily with three bowls for all of us.
>"Oh boy." Anon said, picking up a spoon.
>Oh boy indeed. This time, you smiled smugly towards Rarity as she bit her lower lip.
>It was already too late anyway. Anon took a spoonful of the stuff within the bowl and shoveled it into his mouth.
>"Ahem!" Rarity cleared her throat.
>Anon looked at her for a moment, cheeks full of something that was not food.
>Rarity dipped her hooves slightly in the bowl and you followed.
>Understanding crossed his features as he covered his mouth with a napkin and spat out the scented water.
>You could already tell Rarity was grinding her teeth.
>Tonight was going to be interesting!
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>>27892766
>Rarity wouldn't be able to say she could stomach eating with Anon another minute.
>From the the amuse-bouche up until the entree, Anon had shown a surprising lack of etiquette.
>Anon had used all of his utensils back in the soup course, playing with the food. He had also spent half the time talking to you during the salad coarse.
>Rarity was having a fit by the main coarse, and you hardly had to say anything to make her excuse herself for the better part of twenty minutes. Undoubtedly because she was spending that time screaming in the bathroom.
>All in all, it was good not to have to fight her through all of this.
>"Hey look. I'm sorry."
>You couldn't hold back you're laugh.
"It's alright."
>Anon shook his head and sighed.
>"No it's not. She picked this place for a reason and I just seem to be messing up."
"It's quite alright. You know, I was surprised Twilight even chose this place to be honest."
>"That's right. You live here don't you? Been in this place before?"
"Just once."
>It wasn't a lie. You had been to The Grand Stable once before.
>It was when you where accepted into the Princess' school. And thinking on it now, you made the very same mistakes that Anon did.
>You where having fun. Fun at the expense of a friend, but fun none the less.
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>>27892919
>You where a little worried about Rarity. It had been a good thirty minutes now since she had excused herself. She had not shown back up.
>You where about to excuse yourself as well, when somepony called above the quiet scene of the restaurant. Somepony that apparently knew Anon.
>"Anon? Hey buddy!"
>You looked behind you to see a stallion with a coat like midnight, and a mane just as silver as the moon walking over toward the table.
>"Star Nova." Anon greeted back.
>The tension in the room could be cut with a knife.
>"You on a date or something? Who's the pretty filly?"
>Anon made to stand up and say something when Star Nova got close to you, but you waved for him to sit back down.
"The name's Candle light."
>"Candle Light, huh? You didn't answer my question though. What's a pretty young thing like you doing with this freak?"
>His final word sent a fire through your veins.
>You've always had to deal with ponies calling Anon numerous things. Monkey. Ape. Creature. Pet. It was a marvel nopony brought it up before you entered the establishment.
>But this stallion! Oh the nerve...
"For your information, mister. I am on a date."
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>>27883344
I can't help but agree with this.
Post more, fagola.
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>>27893008
>"A date with this loser? Come on."
>Star Nova... this was the stallion that Anon implied was bullying him. Now you can see that was true.
>"How was the suspension from school, Star Nova?" Anon asked.
>"Fine thanks to you. I don't know where you got off thinking it was a good idea to report me to my professor, but I'll deal with you soon enough."
>Was that... a threat? You could feel the anger boiling to the surface of your mind.
"Hey! I heard that. I should report you to the guard."
>"For what, doll? Having a friendly chat in a restaurant?"
>"What are you even doing here, Star Nova?" Anon growled.
>"I could ask you the same, now that I think of it. How'd you two even get in here? That mother of yours can't possibly have enough bits to pay for this, right mommy's colt?"
>You nearly got up and tossed your drink at Star Nova. It was one thing to make fun of somepony based on who they where, but bringing family into this?
>"C-Cut it out Star Nova."
>"Or what? Is mommy's colt gonna cry?" Star Nova said, putting an annoying lisp on the question.
>Star Nova looked ready for it when Anon stood up, clenching the table with his fists.
>"Go on. Do something. I dare you, monster."
>But the moment you saw Anon's tears, you knew that he wasn't going to. He walked around the table past Star Nova and went out of the room.
>This left you sitting there, baffled.
>"Good riddance. He was giving off a bad atmosphere, right? You know, my father is a really rich stallion, right? Why don't you ditch that chump for me?"
>Was this stupid colt still trying to chat you up!
>After what he did!?
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>>27893165
>Without so much as a missed heart beat, you stood up and dumped your drink all over this stuck-up colt's head.
>"Pff... hey! What was that for?"
"You know very well what that was for!"
>Screaming would get you no where. Here in front of all these witnesses, it wouldn't be prudent to straight up have a shouting match with him, much less assault him by slapping him.
>Politics where different here. If it where Ponyville, you wouldn't even think twice about slapping this stupid stallion.
>That said, there was no time to lament what you would have done to Star Nova.
>You walked out of the room.
>You had to find your son. Hopefully before it got darker out.
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>>27893220
And I'll just stop there before I get ahead of myself.

Quick question though. How should I end this off? Something lewd or something innocent? I'm not giving out any other details other than that.
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>>27893249
Innocent
I need this
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>>27893249
Innocent turning into lewd.
After all there is evidence that Twilight has real feelings about Anon.
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>>27893249
LEWD
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>>27893249
post more anytime
I want spaghetti spilling and romance
and lewd if you feel like it
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>>27893249
Lewd, with Twilight realizing that she has feelings for Anon.
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>>27893249
Lewd will do.
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>>27893293
What are you, a faggot?
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>>27893249
I started this out expecting lewd, but now I'm not so sure. Do whatever you think is best. Or you could do both.
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>>27893249
Lewd it is then. Not right at this moment. But soon.
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>>27893008
>stereotypical alpha Chad horse
I'm not digging this story.
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Whats with all this Oedipus complex lately?
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>>27893641
It's not incest if they are not biologically related.
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>>27893770
Fair enough, but why does she have to be "mom" to wanna bang her?
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>>27893641
Escapism, calling Faust mom (which I do too), and waifuing older ponies like Celetstia; I would be surprised if someone didn't have a Oedious complex here.
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>>27893786
Well the Anon in the story doesn't know Candle Light is Twilight.
Twi is in disguise.
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>>27893817
Not talking about the story. Just anons in general
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>>27883666
The entire human body is designed to run enormous distances and take a breathtaking amount of punishment before you die. That means that early humans had to do a lot more than meander along with a sack of food until their prey keeled over. If you look at persistence hunting in Africa today, yes, you'll see that kind. Keep in mind though this is tens of thousands of years later. To think that Africans today practice hunting the exact same way as early humans is beyond idiotic.
>hurr nobody can outrun an animal
There's a run in some desert. I can't remember where, but essentially, people run for literally 3 or 4 days straight in the blazing desert heat. If a modern man can do that for fun, I don't see why an early human couldn't hunt for food in better conditions. There's also the marathon you have to think about. I don't know of many animals that could pull that run off. Then there's that time a man actually raced a horse and won because the horse came to a point where it just couldn't go anymore and had to take a break.
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>>27884611
>>You didn't really catch the first words she said past her cough.
Eh, nandatte?
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>>27893220
sir it's been two hours
we demand more
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>>27883507
Of course not. There are no girls on 4chan, only boys and trannies pretending to be girls.
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>>27893624
now we wait
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>>27894132
3 hours now
hurry please
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>>27894649
Soon, my friends.
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>>27894649
Can't rush quality.
Take as long as you need writefriend.
I prefer quality over quantity.
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>>27895192
You dont need to bump until page 10.
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keep it alive for writefag
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>>27893165
Wrote this as an "alternative ending". I'm drunk and I don't know if this is good or not, but enjoy nevertheless.

~~~

>You can't let him go unpunished... Not after you've seen what he has been doing for only Celestia knows how long to your poor Anon with your own eyes.
>What a bastard... He's staring at you with a smug look on his face, literally undressing you with his eyes and surely thinking that he just won this filly over.
>But he doesn't know that he's grievously mistaken...
>This filly didn't study magic for all of her life for nothing... No...
>This filly will show him what it means to mess with her son.
>"So...", he asks, shooting you a wink, "Wanna go to the bar? I'm gonna treat you to some nice, expensive drinks, babe."
>You just need to get a bit closer to him... And he just gave you the perfect opportunity for this.
"Sure... Sounds lovely."
>"Wonderful, babe. Just follow me. I always get the best seats."
>You do so as he told you, and surprisingly he keeps his word, the bartender immediately shooing two customers away once she sees him approaching.
>He sits down and pats the seat next to him, that fucking smug look still on his face.
>His gaze burning holes into your flank... He doesn't even try to be subtle about it. It's obvious that he's just interested in your body.
>Unbeknownst to him, though, he will not get your body.
>He will get your mind instead. If he want it or not.
>You sit down next to him and shoot him your best fake smile, trying hard not to just kill him on the spot.
>Be patient, Sparkle... This will be so much more satisfying...
>"So what's your name, babe? I didn't catch it before."
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"Candle Light."
>"What a fitting name.", he chuckles, "Sounds just as hot as you look."
>Urgh...
"T-Thanks.", you giggle and start to channel magic into your horn.
>He's close enough now, you think. Maybe just an inch closer or so.
>So you shift your stool a bit closer to him.
>Now it's perfect...
>"What do you wanna drink? And don't be shy!", he leans towards you, his foul breathing flowing around your muzzle, "I have enough bits with me~"
"Oh my... How about a bottle of champaign then?"
>If you are going to do this, you might as well get the most out of it.
>"Of course. Only the best for the filly of the night. Hey!", he shouts, "One bottle of Dom Perineigh!"
>"Are you sure, Nova?", the bartender replies, "It costs five hundred bits."
>So he really is a regular here... What a spoiled snob.
>"Just get it over here. Our throats are wet and I would like a particular one to be wet.", his last words were said to you with another disgusting wink of his.
>"As you wish."
>Okay that should be enough magic... Now you need to move on to step two.
>You are sure that this one will be easy enough.
"Hey, Nova?"
>"Yeah, babe? Wanna leave this place already? We could take the bottle with us."
>By Celestia... You can feel your stomach churning.
"No... Not yet."
>"That's cool with me. What do you want then?"
"Could you close your eyes for a moment please?"
>"Huh? Why?"
"Uhm...", you think for a moment, "I want to give you a small surprise."
>That was a bit cringy, but you are that he will fall for it.
>He doesn't look like the sharpest knife in the cutlery box.
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>"A small surprise?!", he excitedly states, "I'm all up for that!"
>And with those words leaving his mouth, he leans yet another time closer to you and closes his eyes, his vile lips already puckered,
>Perfect.
"Now just think about me.", you say and grace his forehead with your horn.
>"No problem, babe."
"Wonderful."
>Silently, you release the spell you have set up all this time, weaving your mind into his.
>That was almost too easy.
>You feel him shivering and hear a somewhat scared sounding sigh leave his mouth as your magic begins to overwhelm his mental defence.
>He might be a smug asshole, but he didn't seem to take his magical studies all too seriously. You have literally no problems in probing his mind.
>And in almost no time you find the things you were looking for... And you aren't kind to them.
>Sadly, it's all over all too soon... You could have had so much more fun with his mind, but you don't want to fully break him.
>The state he is now, will do more than enough.
>He won't be the same from now on.
>And he won't certainly bully Anon from now on.
>Nova will not do most things from now on... Yes... Just how you wanted it to be.
>For good measure, you weave a sleep spell into your former one and cancel your tether to him.
>His head hits the wooden bar with a loud "thomp" in the moment the bartender brings the bottle and you giggle to yourself.
>"Huh?", she asks and cocks her head, "What has happened to him?"
"Oh don't worry about Nova.", you chuckle, "He just seems to be sleepy."
>"Okay then. Do you still want the champagne?"
"Of course. I will make myself a nice night with it."
>With Anon of course.
>"Certainly."
"Thanks.", you say and throw forty bits as a tip on the bar, "I don't think he will wake up anytime soon. Just let him sleep."
>"I will. Have a nice night, miss."
"Thanks.", you reply and stand up, "You too."

~~~

That's it.
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>>27895455
i hope you don't mean that's the end of the entire story, i hope you have lewd green in mind, anon
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>>27895506
I'm too drunk to care and continue.
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>>27895516
i expect lewd green when you sober up
do not disappoint us, anon
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>>27895525
Meh... I have other stories to write for, though. But I will try to remember this.
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>>27895435
Wow. All I can say is wow. Even drunk this was pretty good.

I just need a few moments to eat dinner and go over my stuff. But then I'm going to post the rest of the story. Hopefully I did good on this part.
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>>27895516
What a faggot. Your story is shit anyway
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>>27895554
glad you were one off
faggot didn't deserve quads
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>>27895547
Thanks.

>>27895554
You didn't even write something! So you are even more faggoty than I am!
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>>27895567
Go pickle your liver lush. I thought you didn't care
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>>27895554
Ur a faget.
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>>27895578
i'm not the writefag, fag can't fag like a real fag
what a fag
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>>27895579
>>27895595
>obligatory white knights
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>>27895605
wannabe fag defends wannabe fag being a wannabe fag in the presence of a wannabe fag
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>>27893220
>You walked out from The Grand Stable expecting to have to go as far as the train station in order to get to Anon.
>That couldn't be further from the truth. You walked past the alleyway that you pulled Rarity into hours ago and happened to hear Anon in there.
"Oh Anon..."
>Anon still had tears in his eyes, and was still breathing erratically.
>You gave him a moment to calm down, at least until his hiccups and sniffles vanished and let him have the first word. Like you always did when trying to cheer him up.
>"I'm sorry Candle Light. This was supposed to be a good night."
"Don't apologize Anon."
>"But that was horrible! I never knew Star Nova would be there. He--"
"I didn't know he'd be there either. Anon, I had fun. Can we just put all of that behind us?"
>"B-But I--"
>Clearly seeing that this was going nowhere, you walked right up to him and kissed him on the nose.
"It's fine. There's no need to worry. We'll just... go somewhere else."
>For a single moment, Anon looked at you with wide eyes.
>You breath hitched when he pulled you into a deep hug, planting his lips on your own.
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>>27895897
>This kiss wasn't at all like the kiss a mother would receive from her son!
>Admittedly, you had kissed Anon a couple of times. A few pecks here and there. But this was entirely different!
>After an unsure amount of time, Anon pulled away, wiping a few fresh tears from his eyes.
>"I love you Candle Light."
"I-I know that."
>What in the world was Anon saying?!
>"We've been together for awhile now, huh?" Anon asked, putting a hand on your neck and running it all the way down your back.
"Yes. A few months now, right?"
>"Only three months." Anon agreed, patting you on the back before pulling you in closer.
>"I-If it's okay with you. Do you want to take the next step?"
"N-Next step!?"
>This was bad, this was so very bad!
>"Yeah. You know, have sex?"
>You looked at him with slight horror in your eyes.
>However, it wasn't his proposition that gave you this newfound terror.
>It was the fact that you couldn't stop yourself from saying,
"S-Sure."
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>>27895930
>At least there hadn't been any beating around the bush.
>The both of you had left the alleyway and went toward the hotel district of Canterlot.
>There was no turning back now, was there?
>You where going to have to bed your son.
>You'd also have to pretend that you liked it. Oh Celestia...
>You knew that you should be stopping this.
>You knew that you couldn't go through with it.
>So why?
>Why didn't you stop him here?
>With every step, inch by inch, you came closer and closer to your destination.
>Past the doors of the first hotel in sight.
>Into the stairwell, and up the stairs.
>To the room you both requested.
>Why did you have a knot in your stomach?
>Why did your ears not pick up any noise?
>Why where you focused on Anon and Anon alone!?
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>>27895944
>Walking into the room, you closed the door behind you and Anon.
>Anon walked around, appreciating the decor and the larger than normal bed, the drapes, the windows and the bathroom all before finally stopping at you.
>"Well, shall we?"
>Anon's voice was all over the place. Nervous as he was, you didn't think he was going to stop here. If you asked him to stop, he'd just ask you why and this whole mess would come spiraling out of your control.
>What are you saying!? It's already out of control!
>Calm down filly!
>Taking a deeper than necessary breath, you nodded up at him.
"Yes."
>You tried to say that as sexily as you could, but it felt like nothing but sand was leaking out of your mouth.
>"Alright then."
>Moving to the windows, preoccupying his time waiting for you; he closed the drapes.
>Anon then moved to the night stand, pulled open the drawer and fished out a 'Do not Disturb' sign.
>He flashed a coy smile at you as you tilted your head toward him.
>You never told him about that!
>"Saw it in a movie once." Was all that Anon said before going to the door and hanging it on the outside knob.
>Without further ado, Anon closed and locked the door and turned back to you.
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>>27895967
>You had gotten up on the bed by now, and where trying to make yourself as decent as possible without suggesting anything to Anon.
>Anon only seemed to notice the bed part however, and grinned.
>"What are we going to do on the bed, Candle?" He asked.
"I don't know."
>Anon closed the distance between the door and the bed a lot faster than you would have liked.
>"Well. We can just go ahead and do this thing. Or, we could go slow..."
>You let out a yelp when he climbed onto the bed.
>"Slow. And sensual. And-- why are you shaking?"
>Woo! Wow. That was a little too intense. The way he was climbing his way toward you awoke something primal in you. You fanned yourself off and chuckled nervously.
"No, no. I'm fine. Continue."
>"Are you alright?" Anon asked.
"Yes! Ha, ha. Why wouldn't I be?!"
>"You seem to be nervous, that's why. That and your yelling at me..."
>Where you? You couldn't even tell!
>Anon pushed himself up off the bed and into a sitting position. He scooted over to you and turned you toward him.
>"Candle Light, if this is about what I am..."
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>>27895997
so fucking hard you have no idea
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>>27895997
"No! Anon, haven't we been over this before?"
>"People always say that until the problem is staring them straight in the face."
"True, but I already promised this wasn't because you where human."
>He just sighed.
>"The whole reason you went out with me was because you wanted to get to know me, right?"
>Was this... another test?
"Yeah?"
>"Do you think that we're going to fast?"
"N-No!"
>Oh dear Tartarus, why didn't you say yes!?
>"If you don't want to do this Candle Light, I won't force you."
"I'm not being forced here! I-I want to..."
>What where you saying?
>As soon as your mind caught up with your mouth, you clapped your hooves against your lips.
>Anon looked at you for a moment longer before laughing.
>"It's alright Candle Light. I was just making sure. Second thoughts and all."
>You had second thoughts already!
>Why did you feel so warm all of a sudden?
>"We'll go slow, alright?"
"A-Alright."
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>>27896029
>"If you don't want to do this Candle Light, I won't force you."
>"I'm not being forced here! I-I want to..."
>>What where you saying?
>As soon as your mind caught up with your mouth, you clapped your hooves against your lips.
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>>27896092
kek
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>And slow did Anon start. First with his hands. He explored each and every inch of you with those digits of his.
>Then he started kissing. Still using his hands to explore, but this time with a purpose. You felt him kneading the muscles on your back.
>With each kiss, he moved his hand around to and down your belly, tracing your coat with his finger until he reached his goal.
>Anon departed on you a theory which you could not deny. His hands where the best.
>Certainly better than hooves, that was for sure.
>As Anon drew lines and circles of your arousal, he pulled his pants down.
>After doing the same with his underwear, you had full view of his.
"A-Anon."
>He put one of the fingers of his free hand to your mouth, silencing you.
>"It's alright. I won't hurt you."
>Those words echoed in your mind once, twice, and thrice. Bouncing around in the cavern as thoughts failed you.
>And you knew exactly why.
>Anon was being careful.
>Each and every movement was calculated.
>He didn't want to scare you. To drive you away from him.
>And that resonated with your heart more than it did your traitorous mind.
>Because you think you just now learned what that 'Primal' feeling truly was.
>Love. Pure. Unadulterated love.
>Faster than he could react, you rolled over him and landed on his stomach, giving the man the most unrestrained kiss of his life. Captured in your passion, you hardly realized that this gave him full access to yourself.
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>>27896019
Out of curiosity, how does this turn you on?
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>>27896111
>Anon smiled smugly.
>"Who's forcing who now?"
>You'd beat him in the head with your hooves later.
"I'm not forcing anything."
>With a nod, Anon went back to what he was doing, which only made you sigh and lean back.
>One finger, then two. He started pulling apart your needy flower. Playing on the fine lines of the outside, yet the inside.
>By now you where busy peppering his tips with lewd kisses. Inviting him to finally take the plunge.
>And then he did.
>You bit your lip to stop the moan from escaping your throat as he reached into you, dancing along the walls of nerves as you took deep breaths.
>Hold it together Twilight. Don't get too excited. Remember, this is your s--
>You jumped in shock when he poked you in the flank with a honey coated finger.
>"L-Last chance Candle Light." He grunted, taking you by the hips.
>"Do you still want to continue?"
>Even though every fiber of your rational being said no, it was too late now.
>"Do it."
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>>27896113
>not being turned on by (partly)accidental incest
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>>27896134
>You didn't even think of telling him it was your first time.
>So after tonight. After just a few seconds ago, you where officially not a virgin anymore.
>Didn't stop you from groaning at least once though.
>He sunk in deeper than you had expected as well, which was only a bonus.
"Go slow."
>Like he needed to be reminded.
>Slowly, as per request, he lifted you back up his member; only to drop you down once more.
>After that, it all sort of fell into place. With each thrust, his confidence grew and so did your pleasure, up until the point where you did not want to stop.
>Taking over, you began to put your all into riding him to that blissful sweet release.
>The dance of life, or so your mother called it once when explaining it to you.
>No thoughts. No tests. Just you and him!
>With each wet slap against his body, another pang of guilty ecstasy engulfed you. Anon pushed you back down onto him, but that only succeeded in making you change up your tactics, grinding on that wonderful piece of anatomy.
"A-Anon. Anon! I'm going to--"
>You didn't have a chance to warn him. Stars exploded across your vision as orgasm hit, making you convulse and fall over into his arms.
>You continued your meaningless humping as he emptied into you as well; filling you with human spunk.
>His eyes widened in shock as you voiced your content out loud.
>"M-Mom?!"
>For a second, you couldn't register why he was upset. Then the realization came.
>Anon just rutted you senseless, and in the process made you loose concentration of the Illusion spell.
>You brought a now purple hoof up to your eyes.
>Only one word escaped your lips afterwords.
"Buck."
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>>27896209
oh shit nigger
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>>27896138
>implying
>Dodging the question
I'm able to sleep with people not related to me, but I'm legit curious as to how this turns you on. I'm not judging but could someone possibly more intelligent than this anon with mommy issues tell me without memes?
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>>27896113
You're too normal to be here, please leave.
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>"M-Mom?!"
YESSSS
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>>27896209

>"M-Mom?"

okay

>"Buck."

and I'm out.
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>>27896209
Not gonna lie. I was totally doing the reveal thing. That said, this is also the end. Pretty sure I will be getting hate for this, and that's alright.

Won't lie either, as I said some time ago, I'm new to this sort of thing, so I know my writing was crap. Still had fun writing it though.
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>>27896296
no, please for the love of god just write an epilogue of sorts
i can't live without it
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>>27896296
That's all that matters man. Good work. Leave these niggers on an open ended climax
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>>27896209
>buck

everything was good until there
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>>27896316
>>27896315
>>27896280
ignore these faggots and write an ending, that's all we ask
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>>27883108
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR COLOR TWILIGHT SPERGLE ?! DID /V/ KISSED YOU AND TRANSMITTED HIS 'PASSIONATE' RAGE ?
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>>27896328
He did write an ending manchild. Don't force him to do more than what he wants
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>>27896314
Sorry pal. Maybe the drunk anon who was interested writing an alternate ending to the restaurant scene can do it. I'm leaving mine there though.

>>27896316
Needed an ending. Sorry if it sucked.
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>>27896349
a PROPER ending
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>>27896328
go buck yourself, bucking cuckatrice
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>>27896362
>buck
>bucking
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>>27896357
Seems proper to me
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>>27896370
I guess I shouldn't expect proper writing etiquette on 4chan.
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>>27896387
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>>27896209
EWWW. WORST PONY
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