>You have wound up in Equestria
>You have two choices
>1) You can hang out and be friends with anypony in Ponyville. Parties, jokes, talks, adventures etc
>2) You can go farther and have sex with ponies... But everypony stops talking to you. They despise you and look at you as a whore. You can sometimes have sex but nothing more.
What is your choice?
>>27874074
3) friends, adventures, love, harem, etc.
I'd pick 1. The reason I'd want to be in Equestria is to have friends. Making love to my waifu would be nice but sex alone and nothing else isn't worth giving up everything else.
>>27874074
Obviously 2.
Friendship is overrated.
>>27874074
2 because I've spent 31 years without here.
>>27874074
I want the entire cast of F.R.I.E.N.D.S to get hit by a bus.
>>27874074
As long as #1 includes hugs and snuggles, you can chop my penis into pieces and I'd still choose that option.
My choice is to combine the 2 choices and get the best choice.
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Didn't say anything about deer, dragons, shapely rocks etc. for fulfilling that need.
>>27874803
>shapely rocks
Get out Maud
>>27874592
You again !!
