I say this because humans aren't magic, and I really don't think our bodies could handle all of the cartoon shit that goes on there.
Pic unrelated, I figured hot overused memes would attract you bastards like flies.
>>27871919
Nice thumbnail, faggot.
>>27871919
I was getting ready to shit on an IWTCIRD thread, but you ruined it OP
>>27871919
Oh dude! Aw hell yeah! That's fucking right! That's what I like! That's what I'm about!
I don't know about others, but I know I wouldn't. After the initial excitement of finding a human and studying it for about week, everyone will stop giving a shit and completely forget I exist.
Depending on two situations, I would either assimilate with the ponies and start a new life with them or be outcasted by the ponies and I would leave them and go die. Hopefully I'll get to explore some place neat before I die of exhaustion or hunger out in the wilderness somewhere. That's my plan.
I would fight for my waifu's heart until she she notices me and we get married and have lots of satyr babies.
>>27872857
And then you died from a comical cartoon slapstick routine.
>>27871966
This.
>>27871919
I don't even know why I'm here, that image just attracted me like a garbage can to a bear
IWTCI...Oh wait, wrong thread.
>>27871919
Who's to say humans wouldn't be invulnerable/superpowered/godlike in Equestria? Or, given the lack of magic on this shitty little dirtball, perhaps we have a natural resistance to pony antics, magical or otherwise.
It's your fantasy bro. Make it a happy one.
Day One: Eaten by Manticore.
Game Over.
Bad End.
>>27873684
If it was a fantasy, I'd suffer a bit before coming out superior.
So in other words, I'm not being overpowered. I'll just stay away from Ponk, even if that means that it'll just make things worse. Way worse.
>>27871919
>not realizing we're space orks
Step 1: acquire magic portal to equestria or find the mirror pool and make an army from one
Step 2: >rape
