Why do you love mares?
>>27869124
Found the newfag.
>>27869124
Because horsepussy.
>>27869124
Not really, no. Can't say I like stallions either for that matter.
>>27869124
Yet another thread dead for this fucking retarded bullshit.
I can't wait for this hiatus to end.
well one I had a waifu it's because I was lonely as shit and had social anxiety so I invested in a waifu.
>>27869140
>Not really, no
What?
This isn't a yes or no question
>>27869166
Fucking i'm retarded. I read that as "Do you love mares?"
>>27869124
I like the implication of a childminded horsebased petdaughterwife you can share your time and bed with and possibly even have a family with.
>>27869124
>Why do you love mares?
Meh, I prefer goats.
>>27869151
I can't wait for you to end.
>>27869124
Cause humans are terrible and gross and mares are basically near-perfect, idealized versions of particular female personality stereotypes, some actually have lots of character and when you compare them to irl women they'd be much more laid back to actually live with and interact (unless you're an autist with crippling anxiety or something)
And alsohorsepussy
>>27869163
Hm, what was the return on your investment? Did you make a profit? I'm currently in the market so I'm doing some research to help me come to a decision.
>>27869176
>having chimera childs with horses
>>27869193
That's how fluffy ponies happen
>>27869186
I made a good return, I spent 4 years in love with a cartoon character and even had an imaginary wedding, had to return my waifu to the store though after I became defective and lost the ability to feel love or compassion.
was fun though I guess, gave me a reason to live for a while.
>>27869199
I don't think they offer advice on waifu investments, faggot.
>>27869218
That does sound fun. Thanks for the information, I'll keep it in mind for future reference.
>>27869133
This + ponut
>>27869236
Newfag here. What, exactly, is the precise definition of a ponut? I have a vague idea but am still a bit confused.
>>27869260
>being this new
i pity you, take this
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ponut
>>27869274
>spoonfeeding
>>27869274
Wait that's it? I thought it was some special kind of ass or whatever.
Well TMYK.
Legs, flanks, ass, horsepussy, ponut, all of it. I love that they're always on all fours, always ready to get slammed from behind. I love pet play and they're always in pet mode, almost always naked too. The ideal female.
>>27869283
Yet worse
>spoonfeeding newfags
>>27869326
Now now, we were all newfags once.Except for me.
>>27869184
>near-perfect, idealized versions of particular female personality stereotypes
Not really. They're all deeply flawed and have severe insecurities, just like actual women, and people in general.
>>27869324
>I love that they're always on all fours, always ready to get slammed from behind. I love pet play and they're always in pet mode, almost always naked too. The ideal female.
Found the soggy-knee
>>27869337
yeah but still, spoonfeeding.
>>27869260
>>27869178
noice
got anymore like that?
>>27869274
So Urban Dictionary allows this but not "Sunset Shimmer". Fine, whatever.
>>27869129
Found the, slightly less by a month, newfag.
There was a writefag story with the same picture, but the title was "Hey kid, let me in, I'm a fairy"
Shame the thread got deleted before I could read all of it.
>>27869502
It's all on the archive
>>27869391
sex-negative feminism is projection by rape victims and shouldn't be taken seriously by anyone, we're all very sorry for them but they don't need to inflict their diseased thoughts on other women
>>27869443
No
>>27869502
Yeah, I only came to this thread because of that. Too bad the story never continued.
>>27869502
http://pastebin.com/X2xEVrxp
I thought people'd forgot about that.
I posted it to Flutterrape, but couldn't bring myself to continue it.
Eh, maybe later.
>>27869443
More as in more goats or more as in more swimsuits?
I don't like mares, I like dragons.
>>27869667
Specifically in swimsuits
>>27869680
Why though? They don't even have sex organs.
>>27869680
You're a humongous faggot, but she's no longer flavour of the month, so I can respect you.
>>27869727
Well dragons are fictional. Not real. Like the wyvern vs dragon shitstorm that sprouted from TESV and other media, there isn't a definition of dragons set in stone, so in truth a dragon could be what you wanted it to be. Sex organs? Sure, if that's what you believe a dragon to be. Four legged? Frost breathing? All personal preference.
>>27869767
Real dragons don't though.
>>27869792
>Real dragons.
>>27869184
Literally this
>>27869833
I met woman who was exactly like a mare once. We shared a beautiful summer together but it turned out she was a mare and I got arrested for sodomy.
>>27869792
>>27869727
Are real ponies identical to those in the show? I don't see any ponies walking around with wings or horns, but that might just be me.
>>27869184
fuck it im actually capping this because of how perfectly true it is
removed the horsepussy bit because thats literally not even the point
pussy would feel the same whether it was from a pone or a human its just I get off exclusively to pone porn because if I'm gonna look at pussy I want it to be from a creature that I dont have so much disdain for
>>27869184
>>27869871
forgot cap
>>27869857
They're close enough. They've got those personalities and they look almost the same.
bruh
>>27869133
/thread
>>27869935
Those mares are fat. Could be the weird video.
>>27869680
Stay in your own cancerous general, lizardfag.
I bet 90% of this thread has never felt a horse bite them gently on the face before.
>>27869124
Because they have more personality than any real woman you will ever meet
>>27869880
stupid faggot
>>27869680
go to bed seth
