>"Why, hello there Anonymous!"
>"Would you still like to go to Equestria?"
>"My my, how pathetic."
>"I doubt you'd even like it. Those ponies are so annoying."
>"But... I could get you there, if you promise to cause a little ruckus. What do you say?"
>>27864382
How much ruckus?
>get to release a life-time of repressed filth on the normies
>get to hang out with ponies after I finally get it out of my system
I'll do it!
>>27864394
about this much
>>27864382
>tfw you dream of an offer to go to Equestria
>>27864382
Fuck you and your cat covenant.I accept your offer.
>>27864382
What do i do and in what world?
I'll do anything.
Except give you my soul.
I don't have one anymore.
>>27864382
You could have at least use a picture of the one from the movie.
>>27864382
Could you describe the ruckus?
>>27864382
Would assassinating Merkel or Martin Shultz be enough "ruckus" for you?
>>27864382
>Go to Equestria
>Befriend Discord
>"If I were looking for Equestria, I'd ask the Equestria Girl fags."
"EQG fags? Oh, no no no..."
>"Or, you could ask the MLP General, in that direction."
"Oh, thank you. I think I'll ask them..."
>"Of course, they're fags, too"
"But I don't want to among faggots."
>"Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's a faggot here."
Ruckus where exactly?
