You've been assigned as Ponyville Schoolhouse's newest teacher. Princess Celestia has felt that the younger minds of Equestria might benefit most from the cultural exchange and knowledge brought about by the introduction of another species to the world. Sufficient flexibility has been given to you in regards to lesson planning and all the core subjects such as English and Math are already taught by the only other teacher at the school - Cheerilee.
A lot of trust is being placed in your ability to influence and shape the newest generation of Ponyville's citizens. So what do you teach them?
>>27855107
>So what do you teach them?
Rock 'N Roll.
>>27855130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KJD4aP90YQ
>>27855107
>So what do you teach them?
Democracy.
I teach them how to play chess, along with the rest of the town. The first student to beat me becomes Equestria's Ender Wiggin and will begin defending us from Changelings.
>>27855107
I'd teach them human history (duh) on fridays and cool science/geometry on other days.
>>27855107
>So what do you teach them?
National Socialism.
"Ahem-"
>You watch as the small class turns toward you, looking at you curiously.
"Hello, everybody. My name is Dr. Spencer Reid."
>>27855107
Sex Ed.
"Alright, fillies. Today I'm going to need a volunteer. Hmmm, Snails, you're up, kiddo!"
>"B-But I thought you said fillies?"
"Of course I did! That's why I have this wig and lipstick for you to wear!"
>[whimpering colt noises]
>>27855224
>I'd teach them human history
>Anon begins his first class with some /his/
>pic related when someone calls his class boring.
>Proceeds to traumatize kids with the glory that is human history wether they want it or not until his dragged out of class.
>>27855107
Memes asides for a moment can we all acknowledge that THIS is how one ought to make a prompt thread. Well done op.
>>So what do you teach them?
The same thing we teach them everyday Pinkie. To take over the world!
It's Pinkie and Anon, yes Pinkie and Anon...
>>27855107
ill teach your filly to suck eggs
>>27855130
>early in the morning
>all the foals have firmly planted their flanks in their seats
>the classroom is abuzz with little ponies exchanging classroom chatter
>paper airplanes were thrown, spitballs were spit, rubberbands were flung
>kids being kids
>where the hell is Mr. Ymous? It's already 7 o'clock and he's usually here befo-
"ALLL ABOOOOOAAARRD HAHAHAHAHA"
>what the fuck
"AYE AYE AYE AYE"
>then out of fucking nowhere the booming force of an expertly played electric guitar nearly shreds the little foals to peices
>WHAT IS THIS MAGIC
>the weaker-willed foals begin to cry
>most of the colts are banging their heads
>the door to the schoolhouse nearly flies off its hinges as Mr. Ymous kicks it in.
>[GUITAR INTENSIFIES]
>Anon shouts over his own playing
"GOOD MORNING CLASS"
>"GOOD MORNING MR. YMOUS."
>they can't even hear themselves yell over the music
"TODAY WE WILL BE TEACHING YOU ABOUT THE MAGIC OF ROCK AND ROLL"
>several of the little shits pass out then and there
"THERE ARE LYRICS SHEETS UNDER YOUR DESKS. NOW SING WITH ME-"
"CRAZY, BUT THATS HOW IT GO-OO-OOES"
>>27855107
She's blue Scootaloo baba doo, baba dee baba die baba dee baba (you).
>>27855107
The joys of conquering most of the known world through military might.
>>27855107
I indoctrinate them to believe they can only succeed by praising the Supreme God of EquestriaMe to be exact
>>27855107
>You've been assigned as Ponyville Schoolhouse's newest teacher
No. Fuck that.
>>27855107
This
https://youtu.be/BL9S-TUikfg
>>27855329
nice green
more green when?
>>27855560
"Boy, sure is quiet today"
>"Yeah! Didn't Ms Cheerilee say we were having a new teacher coming in?"
"I think she did"
>"Huh, well, looks like we've got the school to ourselves then"
"Soooo, anarchy anypony?"
>"Anarchy"
>>27855107
>So what do you teach them?
SCIENCE!
