Be honest, if you went to equestria as yourself with no special powers or shit how would fluttershy feel about you?
Bonus points if you are a flutterfag and she is your waifu
>>27854407
As long as she puts my cumrags in her mouth I'm prepared to die a happy man.
>>27854407
She'd probably see me as a friend.
>>27854407
Obviously us Flutterbutter fans would pander to her.
I'd act much nicer in front of her
She would be too autistic to talk to me and i would be too lazy to try to know her
>>27854407
Friend and move along.
>>27854457
A friend in need is a friend indeed
>>27854407
Fluttershy would outright dislike me, most of the main 6 would. Maybe pinkie with her power of lying to herself, twilight with curiosity and a sense of duty and rainbow dash (and i hate rainbow dash) would befriended me
She would eventually understand that I can be really nice and caring to those close to me but still feel really akward near me.
Best I can hope for is she seeing something inside me and wanting to teach me to be nice
>>27854407
>no job
>no skills
>no knowledge(at least about Equestria and its science)
>compared to Fluttershy heroic status, you're meaningless
>Discord would fuck you up if you tried anything with her
>she would probably hang out with him anyway
Flutterfags are fucked
>>27854407
Not like she's much to me, so I'm fine with being pals.
>>27854552
Not everyone is like you.
>>27854407
>Fluttershy moving so fast that she shits rainbows like Crusty Cunt
>>27854407
Only Ponka and Pinkie would be accessible for a common Anon in term of dating.
>Twilight
Too importan Princess VIP and too busy for audiences fo anyone outside mane6
>Dash
Too busy with wonderbolts and in her free time she hang out in the sky or cloudsdale
>Rarity
Too fancy with her tastes. Non pony and non royality would cause as much attraction as any Minotaur.
>Fluttershy
Discord pretty much will cockblock you, and i doubt you can compare to him. You would probably dissappear in different dimension after bothering FS for the first time.
With AJ and Pinkie you can visit them any time
>>27854673
*Ponka and Applejack
>>27854673
you'd be under twilight's custody for the first few weeks and she'd want to research you and know everything about our world. that's when you win her over
>>27854673
>Applejack not dismissing you as some wierdo based on what you speak about
I see now, it would be very lonely going to equestria, you would be better off appearing in the royal castle and then maybe celestia would pick an interest on you, enough to keep you around at least
>>27854737
>get invited by celestia because you're a traveler from another world
>treat celestia like some housecat, patting her head giving her ear scritches and telling her she's a cute little pony
>put a saddle on her and ride her through canterlot
>celestia enjoys being treated like that instead of like a goddess
Easy score
>>27854407
She'd probably dislike me because i don't like being around animals a lot.
>>27854407
Considering I love animals and even go out of my way to avoid hurting bugs... Probably pretty okay
>>27854407
I could see us being friends. I'm not a neet, I like to sing, and I'm fine with most animals. A tea party with her would be really nice and relaxing.
>>27854407
I love her personality but I have severe fucking allergies and could never live with an animal caretaker.
>>27854809
actually both celestia and luna would be way too busy for you, maybe getting an afternoon free to talk with you every couple of weeks
life in equestria would be very lonely, at least you would get your own room and economic help from them. Also important visitors would like to meet you whenever they come
>>27855018
>im not a neet
you are in equestria
>>27855101
I'm a janitor, janitors are needed everywhere. If I wasn't Celestia's guest or Twilight's test subject, I'm sure I could get a job.
>>27855162
Janitor? Your doing gods work, this germaphobe thanks you.
>>27855162
But would you do it for free?
>>27854407
If I'm being honest and not going "I'm a shitty person" she would see me as an honest decent human. Very respectful to all the colourful horsies. Of course she would never know the darkness that lies with in my soul that only comes out online.
>>27855200
>>27855162
Maybe, there is not much need for janitors in ponyville considering the only two important public buildings are where the mayor works and the school, maybe the hospital meaning you may not be so lucky
I guess you have general skills that can help you do other shit anyways
>>27855200
Probably it would be small things you don't realize how odd they sound to ponys that would betray you.
The average human is too ruse for pony
>>27855218
There's the spa, Sugarcube Corner, Twilight's giant castle (though I guess Spike probably already cleans it for free), that restaurant with the fancy waiter, and Quills & Sofas. Or I could work for the town's sanitation department and help keep the town looking nice.
>>27855193
Why would I work for free? Unless you're talking about helping with Fluttershy's animal-related chores. I'd help out if she asked, because we're friends.
>tfw work with computer related stuff
>tfw there are no computers in Equestria
Well, I'm fucked.
>>27855288
Well I guess it's more like a medieval system in some way where the artisan hires a couple apprentices and they clean and handle the hard work and also train and help
Having a janitor is more v luxury really it's not like there are Walmarts around everywhere
Why only Fluttershy in particular? Would I be actively forced to talk to her? If so, she'd probably think I was alright. If not, she'd probably think I'm just a typical monkey seeing as I'd probably never bother to talk to her.
I don't bother with shy people.
>>27855333
Depending on what you mean by work with computer and stuffz if you are it you are fucked, if you have lots of technical and maths knowledge you may help advance technology a bit
>>27855362
Because she hates neets
>>27855386
>tfw you're not a NEET
>>27855393
You Re in equestrai desu
>>27855438
... PONY COLLEGE!
Fuck if I should know. I would probably never talk to her because I have nothing to say to her and I doubt she would ever talk to me.
>>27854407
Well, I actually work....so neutral.
>>27854407
I would be an animal so I could fuck around butt naked in the Canterlot Gardens, shit in front of the aristocracy, fling my poo at ponies and no one would even be mad at me.
I would never have to work again, so fuck you.
>>27855463
>Be an animal
>Get castrated
Great, great plan
>>27855463
This reminds me of a small set of green about there being a language barrier and Anon being Celestia's pet
>everyone afraid of discord cock blocking
>not befriending him, as he's pretty much friend hungry
>not spit roasting fluttershy between the two of you
>>27855491
>castrate a single, non-reproducing wild animal
>cause hormonal imbalance and various health issues for no reason whatsoever
>>27854407
Well
>semi educated medfag (paramed is my highest atm, cuz I suck)
>made both a matchlock musket, and the black powder in my backyard once
I figure I could market that, unless they already have guns
So I don't think I'd be a NEET, but since I cannot fly, nor do I know any vet shit I doubt I would even encounter her.
According to the comics doe Luna is bored af, toats down for some magical moon adventures.
>>27855500
>maybe I don't want to fuck a horse ._.
>>27855522
It's done for violent animals that poop and throw shit
>>27855531
Get the fuck out>>27855537
>>27855529
>Newfag
In a world with no humans or earthly diseases
Good luck
>Made lack powder
Pretty sure ponys would freak outabout it and you would be asked to never do that again
>>27855351
Didn't think of that. And I suppose Ponyville is mostly mom and pop stores where they do everything themselves, literally in Sugarcube Corner's case. Maybe I could live in Manehatten where things are more modern, and take the train to visit Fluttershy every so often. Wouldn't want to resort to it though, I'm sure the rent for their apartments aren't cheap.
>>27855550
>>27855537
Sorry, accidently gave you a (you)
>>27855333
trips confirm you're doomed
>>27855550
>tfw you're the minority for not wanting to fuck a horse
>>27855576
You'll always be the minority in that regard when you're in /mlp/, friend.
>>27854434
Oh God. Animators are a bunch of sick little monkeys aren't they?
>>27855557
It's worse than that, there aren't factory's outside maybe cloudsdale and some other thing that's absolutely necessary
That's why they have only highly specialized stores and everything else is sold at a fair.
Maybe the best choice would be to be a merchant carrying oils and potions around from town to town and even citys if you get something cool since no official distribution and merchants used to be pretty rich
>>27854673
But I want a stallion.
>>27855584
I would only fuck the pone poon if I was the pone dude
>>27854407
Considering I was raised by a mother that's practically her twin and I know a thing or two about raising various animals because of it, I feel I'd be able to become friends with her much quicker than most others.I'm afraid that intimacy may get awkward pretty quickly though... Not just with me, but with Discord as well.
>>27855576
>doesn't want to fuck horses
>posts redditor youtube shit
Truly cancerous
>>27855600
I'm pretty shy and have never had a knack for making a good sales pitch.
I've got mail handler on my resume though, and I know there's mail in Equestria. So that's an option. Not my favorite job I've ever had, though.
>>27855645
wouldnt fucking fluttershy be really wierd fo you then?
>>27855749
I just said it'd get really awkward.
Good thing she ain't my waifu.Getting sunbutt gonna be a challenge tho
>>27855779
but it would be wierd good right?
i mean im pretty sure she likes being called mom
>>27855807
Not that anon but I would absolutely call her mom if that's what she was into.
>>27855807
It really depends.
Like I said though, I'd rather not risk Discord finding out. Even though she'll tell him off, don't know what sort of schemes he'll do to subtly get back at me.
>>27855832
What if she wanted you to call her your mother's name amd kept pushing it a bit further each time, how far would you let it go?
>>27855848
Oh but discord is mommy's boyfriend, nothing can get between mommy and her special boy
>>27855856
Well I'm kinda wondering why she'd want me to call her by my mom's actual name when I just call her mom, but I'd do it. I honestly can't think of anything I wouldn't at least try once during this little roleplay. How far can it go exactly? What's the worst?
>>27855288It's a meme, ya dip.
>>27856004
How about cosplayong your mom and imitating her voice?
>>27856052
I'd let her do it. I'm not getting much pleasure out of it, but if she is, I won't say no.
Well, I'm a butcher, so either i'd be able to work with her to help feed sick carnivores or i'd be the devil incarnate.
>>27855848
I would seduce Discord instead. Talk about our experiences in College. After some time he would hook me up with FS or add me to his harem.
>>27854407
I think we would be very good friends.
>>27857368
Would you become her main beta friendzoned guy?
>>27854407
>mfw befriending fluttershy and winning her trust so I can live with her 'till I get my own job and place
>mfw torturing and killing her animals behind her back for my own entertainment
>mfw using her sadness at seeing her animals mutilated and dead as a catalyst for getting her to let me cum inside her
>>27854407
Would probably manage to befriend my waifu. Love? Not impossible, but unlikely
>>27855589
And she is just so used to it...
Depends how I feel. If I pondered on the fact that I am fucking in Equestria, I would go ballistic shit with psychotic-like laughter, probably scaring even fucking discord away. He's no psycho.
If I was in a good mood then probably a friend.
Probably cancelled out bad mood option fugg
>>27854407
I probably remind her a little too much of her brother, which has two possible outcomes:
1. She's goes ughh... but helps me anyways because I'm from a different dimension, and I will be grateful, nothing too special here.
2. Her weeb boner activates as she realizes she can now commit not-really-incest incest.
I'm fine with either outcome, really.
I'm a damn hedge fund manager. Ponies seem to be way too kind and trusting. I'm sure I could set up some sort of pyramid or ponzi scheme with Filthy Rich at my side.
Fuck going for Fluttershy, with my fat sacks of bits, I'm going for one of those fancy unicorns in Canterlot.
>>27858115
I'd go for this extreme qt if I could somehow afford enough to live in Canterlot.
>>27858157
You want to go out Wolf on Wall Street style?
Not sure since we have similar personalities.
>>27854407
>in pretty good shape
>strong work ethic
>damn fine mechanical/engineering skills
>family raised livestock so I know how to care for animals
>grumpy most of the time but no real temper to speak of
>heart is secretly warm and fuzzy
I'm pretty sure we'd be friends, and if she can get past the fact that I'm basically a shaved gorilla then I'm going to be pounding that banana yellow ass so hard it'll give Discord nightmares.
>>27858115
>Not loaning money happy merchant style
