Yes, I'd like to return this pony, and exchange it for a new one. She seems defective. She keeps nagging me to make friends, and won't have sex with me.
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Hello, sir? I'd like to return this pony. I'm not really even sure what happened to him....
And he won't have sex with me!
>>27854172
Did you try restarting her?
>>27854172
I'll trade you for this one. She doesn't seem to want sex either and is always making me help take care of her pets...which doesn't sound too bad, but you wouldn't BELIEVE how many pets she has...
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>>27854172
>>27854172
>>27854291
I don't know what you are doing, but you are doing it wrong. My pony is lots of fun and even wants to get intimate with me.She's quite wild in bed
>>27854310
Could you genuinely handle all of that hyperactive bubblegumwhen you get to equestria?
>>27854377
I would certainly try my best.
>>27854172
Restrain her and attempt intercourse until she is willing.
>>27854408
I will help you anon, what are friends for?
>>27854430
Okay, but no touching my pony in lewd or otherwise inappropiate ways.
You know? Just take her. Nobody wants her anyways and throwing her to the garbage is ilegal, I don't even want my money back I will buy an onahole instead, you have quite some nerve selling me a defective pony that turns to shit a couple days after buying her
>>27854445
That's entirely up to her
>>27854172
Don't worry, sir, we are here to help.
Have you updated the pony's sex drivers?
Has she read any books containing malicious code recently?
When was the last time you cast Detect Virus on her?
Is she able to connect to the Friendshipnet?
Have you removed her Central Ponying Unit?
>>27854568
>Have you updated the pony's sex drivers?
I got the one with the princess version already installed. Is a newer version available?
>Has she read any books containing malicious code recently?
She does a lot of reading. I haven't been able to keep track of them.
>When was the last time you cast Detect Virus on her?
It's been a while.
>Is she able to connect to the Friendshipnet?
That's all she ever spends her time on.
>Have you removed her Central Ponying Unit?
No, I was told that could mess with the horse.exe if done incorrectly.
