>some people here have gfs
>4chan autists can get gfs
>/mlp/ autists can get gfs
How do I get a /mlp/ gf?
Also pony reaction images
>>27844281
>pony reaction images
You fail and forever without GF.
>>27844281
Don't bother anon. It's a waste of time.
>>27844281
I know exactly what thread you came from, Anon.Did you really think he was hopeless?
>>27844281
>falling for the 3dpd meme
Just open up a savings account or something and do something useful with your money.
Be a friend first
Dunno. Be confident. Don't fear rejection. It only gets easier the more you try.
>>27844333
Most of the people on this board seem hopeless
If he can get a gf, I can too
>>27844281
you have to leave the basement
>>27844417
Get out more
>>27844401
bee urself :^]
I can do this...
Have a lot of money.
Don't be ugly. Easy!
>people here still yearn for 3DPD
Fuck I guess I'm surrounded by casuals.
>>27844540
I think the true enlightenment might be to desire 3DPD as it is not degenerate
>>27844616
that sounds low to me...
>>27844616
ONE MORE YEAR BOYS
TOP 14% HERE I CUM
>>27844281
>hopeless
why not build you own gf? that way you can actually be happy and without worries.
>>27844314
This
But if you really care then this >>27844376
>>27844281
Otherwise, just don't be cringe. I went to bronycon and made friends with a girl who wanted my dick and to ultimately date. I said fuck that because she had zero hooves. My waifu is hotter.
>>27844695
This guy right here gets it.
>>27844635
Every level of enlightenment thinks they are the most enlightened
What if we are the ones left in the dark, and 3DPD is the real pure
>>27844708
>3DPD is the real pure
HAHAHA
Oh, wew, good one.
>>27844695
To do this, I must conquer my crippling social anxieties
I can do it
>>27844695
>>27844658
I have 6 years to avoid membership of that club
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>27844708
>3DPD
>pure
Don't kid yourself.
>>27844721
>>27844740
Take a closer look at the image, junior. The one I posted addresses hooves, while yours addresses pussy.
>>27844725
It's okay to have hope, but be realistic now.
In half that time you'll still be here saying you have at least three years left. In six years you'll tell yourself you have two weeks left. This is how it always works out, anon.
>>27844281
For starters, don't place too much value on a relationship before you have one. If you meet a girl you like then get to know her first and if you get along with her, then ask her out. Don't fear rejection and be confident in yourself that even if one girl turns you down, there's going to be plenty of others who are open to dating you. Also most importantly, be picky. Don't rush into something because "Muh virginity", cause ultimately you need to like that person before you give them the D. Take it from a faggot that rushed into a relationship too quickly and regretted it.
>>27844281
Why the fuck do you want a gf? Is just a waste of money.
If you have enough money, a good job, vidya and stuff, why do you need a gf?
Pro tip, get stuff first, then gf.
It isnt that much of a big deal
>>27844754
If I doesn't have hooves it doesn't have horse pussy.
>wanting a real gril
Yeah, why don't you just take half of everything you own in a few years and just set it on fire
It's the same thing, if not more efficient
>>27844788
Nope, I have seen hoofless, anatomically correct anthro.
>>27844775
Because I'm tired of being alone
All my friends have gfs and we don't hang out anymore
>>27844788
derpibooru.org/991355
Casual
>>27844809
We're not talking about anthro though.
>>27844820
Eh I mean it's better than human pussy.
>>27844281
I had a girlfriend once. She gave clumsy head and killer hand jobs. In the end she wanted to take it to the "I love you"s too quickly for my taste. Whatever, her younger brother was an incredibly annoying, flamboyantly gay super liberal who spouted nothing but left wing politics 24/7.
>>27844811
Hang with other friendsLIKE THE ROPE
>>27844281
important reminder
>>27844855
We weren't talking about anything in specific. It was still hoofless and anatomically correct.
>>27844855
>Eh I mean it's better than human pussy
This statement is scientifically irrefutable.
>>27844716
Yeah, it's hard. I used to be super anxious. I still am. But I follow the simple rule of everyone's favorite topic is themselves. Especially girls. You ask them about their life or something. They will talk and something relatable will come up and you talk. Eventually you relax a bit. Get anxious? Take a break and go take a piss. Also, if you are at a party or convention, alcohol helps a bit.
>>27844721
>>27844754
Not caring doesn't make you a master race. It means you have no standards. Why not fuck guys and fat people too?
>only women and fit girls pleb
>willing to fuck fat men master race
Same thing, right?
>>27844775
>wanting to get stuff just so you can lose it
>not wanting a GF who will accept your lack of stuff from the start
Congratulations, assuming you've managed to dodge both officers and debt collectors, you're aiming for a cozy little spot in a dirty alleyway somewhere.
>>27844884
THEY ARE IMPORTANTBecause they're real
>>27844788
>>27844916
>everyone's favorite topic is themselves
Why didn't I think of this?
>>27844916
>Why not fuck guys and fat people too?
Because they are outside the topic of discussion. That pictures refers strictly to MLP with hooves and MLP porn without hooves.
>>27844805
That's not how this works. Jeez, who have you been with in the past for you to think like this?
In my experience if you are a 6 or above you basically can get any girl you want at a brony con.
There isn't a shit ton of girls there but you'll find a 7-8 easily.
If you like big girls then you could pick up a 9.
Just don't be over the top autistic and make the first move. Being surrounded by beta males means it's really easy to stand out.
>>27845093
See, I like how you think and agree with it, but my ego won't allow my reputation to suffer through risking being seen going to Bronycon. Fuck me, right?
>>27845017
Some shot i learned in psych. Here's some more
>if her pupils are dialated she likes you
>you are attracted to people who have a different immune system then you
>pheromones, including the ones that identify your immune system, are In sweat.deodorant that stops sweat stops phermones. The smell fro. Sweat is not phermones. People can grow to like the smell of your sweat of they like your phermones
>>27845044
Same idea. Get some standards. You'd just fuck anything pony related. So go to bronycon and find a fat cosplayer
>>27845160
Just fucking do it dude. I'm average in pretty much everyway but within three hours I was able to chat up a slightly chubby pinkie pie cosplayer with huge boobs. She was a 8 and could almost do pinkies voice really well. I never thought I'd lose my virginity while calling out Pinkie's name.
>>27845202
I've been deemed a solid 7 by /soc/
I can't go this year, but next year I will slay some cosplayer pussy
I have a year to build up my social skills and lower my autism levels
>>27845202
>You'd just fuck anything pony related
Again, no. You keep misinterpreting the image.
>>27845087
lets just say that myself, and everyone that i've been around has been in some very bad relationships
Pretty much to the point that i've never seen one go well, and as far as i'm concerned they don't go well
so just dont' even bother
>tfw I'm more scared of being alone than dying
>>27845265
Shit, does that sound like a story or what?
>>27845499
No, that's just making me feel worse.
>>27845360
Please explain how "doesn't care" in the context of >>27845044 mlp porn with or without hooves. You said you don't care and will fuck any pony porn. Your only standard is it is mlp related. And if you try to argue any different you become a hypocrite because anyone can turn around and say
>only liking things within these standards
>not caring master race
Your frog meme is shit and you should consider getting >>>/out/
>>27845337
I'd ask soc to R8 me but I don't want to have my face in some 4chan archive forever.
>>27845265
>chubby
>was an 8
Pick one. Also all fat girls cosplay pinkie. It's awful. Last year there was one qt who was in a pinkie pie chicken cosplay. Only saw her from the top floor but it was adorable.
>>27845576
>pick one
nigga, you don't love chubby? little shawty, with chubby in the booty, and the hips, and the titties
come on nigga, don't be a busta
>>27844281
Don't bother OP, just stick to the pictures on your screen that don't take your money for 6 months and then dump you for a homeless fuck with a kid that lives in his clunker in the Wal-Mart plaza he works at that they met a week ago.
>>27845576
> Pick one
Skinny girls are awful in bed. Say what you want about girls with a little bit of a belly but they fuck like they need your man gravy
>>27845613
If I see a fat girl I can't help but think she is lazy. Fuckin, I diet and exercise, she should too. Give a shit about your body
>>27844616
They sound like dumbass teens.
Pic related
Bronycon is the easiest place to get a pony gf
These are the guys you're competing with
https://youtu.be/VFZIiWmKBMs
>>27844695
You're goddamn right, hoss. Let Chad have all that filthy, no hooves pussy. We are the ones with a higher calling.
>>27845753
This is the crux of it.
Even my manlet ass could see some action at bronycon.
Shower, shave and use deodorant and you'll be above the masses.
>>27845753
>tfw semi-/fit/
>tfw attractive in comparison to these lardcakes
>tfw manlet
In the immortal words of Meatloaf: Two outta three ain't bad.
>>27844867
Dude, that's not Carlos. That's not Carlos at all.
>>27845817
>>27845813
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT, BROS
>>27844740
>>27844788
>>27844999
you realize the only point you are making is being a shitposter, right?
>>27844281
You can't get an /mlp/ gf. They dont exist. Even my gf who is into silverquill isn't a fantasy mlp gf, she is a normal person who just happens to have cute interests. Live a normal life Anon, these things don't directly matter.
It's all about time & luck. That's really it.
>>27846668
Just as is your master deception, my lord.
>>27844281
try an online dating site, that's how I met my fiancée
I even told her up front pretty early on about my horsefuckery so there wouldn't be any surprises, though I don't care for the porn any more
I don't care for EqG, I can respect wear the >no hooves meme originated, and I can understand how some anons started to get annoyed with >no hooves when it started to apply to EqG.
>>27844721
>>27844740
>>27844788
>>27844999
These however, add nothing of value
>>27848010
this.
physically wrangling for opinions is nonsensical
>>27845682
>will be
keep dreaming boy
>>27844616
>mfw they're getting hard depressions and emotional retardation later in life
>mfw these people can vote
not looking good, eh
