So i was clopping to ponys and shit and my parents come in. i knew they were coming so i changed my screen from clop to youtube long before they came in (they are fucking loud as shit.) they ask me to look something up for them. instead of opening a new tab i open the pony porn. and its a gif of RD sucking cock.
Parents are upstairs right now talking.
wat do?
>>27842154
>apply finger to trigger
they'll never take you alive
>>27842154
Study grammar then make this (You) thread again
>>27842154
show them the majestic pony pussy
>>27842154
>Ah geez, I'm sorry you had to see that. My friends are always linking me weird shit because they think it's funny.
>>27842176
Rushing. parents will come down and beat the shit out of any second.
>>27842174
i dont have anything to an hero with
>>27842185
Bro no. fuck you.
>>27842154
Stop looking at pony porn, fag. Do you know what that shit does to you?
>>27842191
No. i used that excuse before. they wont think im telling the truth.
>>27842194
Fuck you nohooves fag.
>Clopping
No, you need to fix that first, brony.
>>27842212
>before
This isn't the first time? Okay, you deserve whatever's coming for not learning from your mistakes.
>>27842154
Good, you fucking deserve it for clopping you mega-faggot.
>>27842212
It's already begun then. I hope you enjoy fucking guys.
Guys i need acctual help. i actualy heard kill and mental from them.
they may kill me. fucking help.
>>27842245
I suggest you get off /mlp/, underage.
>>27842245
>they may kill me
They certainly should.
>>27842245
You probably do need mental help, hope your entire family disowns you forever.
They are coming downstairs. goodbye faggots. i actually hope you all have a good life. bye.
>>27842274
We'll miss you.But our aim is getting better.
>>27842274
Stop looking at porn, OP. The road of sexual deviancy is a dark one with no end.
>>27842274
good night sweetbait
Bleeding out now. mom is calling police. i love every single one of you. you always make me laugh.
Bye.
>>27842309
>Mom is calling the police
Your mom is calling the police because you watched porn
>>27842154
Just tell them you were looking at it out of curiosity and not that you actually like that stuff.
>>27842274
>not closing tabs
>>27842154
>opening tabs with your mouse
Next time, try to use one of these, you fucking scrub.
https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/keyboard-shortcuts-perform-firefox-tasks-quickly#w_windows-tabs
Most of them work on chrome too
>>27842608
Too late, he's dead. May he rest in pieces.
>>27842309
>Bleeding out now
>mom is calling police
So did you cut yourself and your mom is trying to save you yet you still post?
Or did she cut you and is calling the police on herself?
Today, on Shit That Didn't Happen, anon an heroes/gets stabbed by mother for looking at an animated equine giving fellatio to a human.
>>27842154
>not opening an entirely new browser with shift click
>not owning up to your fetishes like an adult
fake and gay, kill yourself.
>>27842154
>I'm underage, please help me #hatemy parents
So your an adult and you still live with your parents? If they were to beat you as an adult you can have them arrested unless... your posting underage. Something isn't right here.
If this was real I would tell you to call child protective services and run away, but this is just dumb.
