How would you, in a non sexual fashion, deal with a young filly having a crush on you? Would you let her down gently, or start acting differently to lose your appeal or take her on a couple of pretend dates to get it out of her system?
>>27841438
By dealing with it sexually
>>27841438
>rape
>>27841438
by non sexually, you mean sexually then i would sex it.
>>27841447
/thread
Hugz
>>27841438
There exists no greater love than that between a grown man, his penis, and a cute filly.
>>27841438
>in a non sexual fashion
I don't see where this involves us
>>27841438
>>27841438
let her down easy and tell her shes to young.
on an unrelated side note the 4chan banner changed is of Pedo bear, hmm im sensing a bad juju from this thread.
Groom her into a proper and obedient waifu.
>>27841438
"Go on a date with you?" you ask the filly, incredulous
>Scootaloo fixes her gaze firmly on your shoes, so as not to show the warm blush covering her face
>You shuffle your feet awkwardly and break out into a nervous sweat
>Sure you liked the kid
>She was fun to hang out with and her youthful exuberance was infectious
>But you were attracted to her
>Heck, you had no idea she'd even liked you that way at all
>Though in retrospect you supposed you really should have seen this coming
>All the times she insisted on spending with you
>Her friends cautioning you of her attachment to you
>On one occasion you even recall her implying she'd blown of Rainbow Dash of all ponies to spend just another hour with you
>Everything was finally falling into place
>She was enamored with you
>An idiot
"Scoots" you begin, dropping to one knee "Our age... you're just too-"
>"You're going to say I'm too young, aren't you?" she pouts, looking up at you
>Her eyes start to grown moist and she squeezes her mouth shut, fighting a losing battle against the tears threatening to break out
>Her little body starts to wrack with phantom sobs
>Shit, think fast Anon
"N-no, no not at all"
"I'm too young" you blurt out
>Her heaving ceases and she tilts her head in confusion
>"You're too young?" she asks in disbelief
"Yes. Yes I'm too young for you." you continue "In Earth Years I'm only a child. Younger than you even"
"Not that you're a kid, of course" you hastily add and she smiles at that
>The two of you sit in silence for a moment
>She wasn't going to buy it
>She'd asked you a million question about Earth and she didn't even believe half of them
>Why would she believe you this time
>"Soo, that time we went skateboarding... that was your first time?"
>No
"Yeah"
>"And when we pranked the Mayor, you'd never done that before?"
"Never"
>A devious smile works its way onto her face
>"Have you ever been on a date before?"
>Outmanuevered, you gulp and shake you head
>"Would you like to?"
>>27841438
>How would you ... deal with a young filly having a crush on you?
Why no problem at all anon I'll just..
>in a non sexual fashion
Never mind, I'm lost.
>>27841438
Would apeton theheadmake things better or worse?
>>27841632
MAY I REMIND YOU THIS IS A CHRISTIAN BOARD
>>27841611
Nice green. would be cool to see it continued on that most awkward of dates. maybe some of mane six walk by and anon gets embarrassed into some shit
>>27841660
I'll continue it, but for now I really need to sleep.
>>27841658
Not acceptable?
Well, what about ascritching behind her ear?
Or a 20 minutebelly rubbingsession?
Or even aboop on the nose?
>>27841438
no, i had this issue with a couple of sixth graders when i was a senior in high school, it's hilarious because i just continued being their friend, and after a while they resorted to calling me their 'brother' and they would hug me fondly when i was transitioning classes. and i guess i became these three grills' Onii-chans.
no bullshit, this happened.
>>27842081
absolutely haram
>>27842152
Why didn't you fuck her?
>>27842193
it's socially unacceptable to fuck an eleven year old, anon.
>>27842208
Not if no one saw it.
>>27842216
it's also illegal in the united state's court of law.
>>27842208
its also socially unacceptable to watch a show for 6 year old girls but that doesn't seem to stop you, anon
>>27842208
weak excuse, you should be ashamed of yourself
>>27841438
By committing inter-species pedophilia with her.
Did I get it right? Do I win something?
>>27842220
>instinctually repulsive
Generally I'd agree unless she's one of those well-fed types that looks 18 with a bit of makeup. That shit blows my mind.
>>27842220
>as well as instinctually repulsive
unless
you know
puberty hit her like a truck
>>27841611
kek
predatory scootaloo
>>27841438
>take her on a couple of pretend dates to get it out of her system?
How would this help in anyway? It would just make things worse, unless you planned to act like a complete asshole, but then you'd end up hurting her and putting her off from dating depending on just how bad you acted.
>>27842391
Puberty hit Miley Cyrus like a wrecking ball,so hard she turned into a man.
>>27841611
>But you were attracted to her
Stopped reading there
>>27842223
You don't know if Equestria even has age laws or what they are, or even if they would apply to anon.
>>27842400
Kids tend to be very moody, this might help more than you think
>>27842208
A filly isn't the same as a human. She is a healthy female of breeding age.
>Under natural herd conditions mares that are in good nutrition typically start cycling, are bred, and become pregnant in their yearling spring, often even before their first birthday. Some of these young mares will lose their pregnancies, but most go on to foal at about the age of 2. Their first foal might be small, reflecting the dam's not yet fully grown size. The milk of a 2-year-old filly can be a bit slower to come in than that of older maiden mares, but it usually comes in strong within a day or so after the foal is born. Similarly, maternal behavior is variable and often a bit delayed in some 2- and 3-year-old first-time dams.
>>27841438
I'd go on real, nice dates and just not get into sexual until she reaches an age where the people in charge decide it's okay. In the mean time, get to know her and make her happy.
>>27842489
Considering the flow of conversation afterwards, I'm fairly certain he meant to type
>But were you attracted to her?
Of course, you wouldn't arrive at that conclusion since you stopped there being the gigantic dickless faggot that you are.
Who doesn't want to fuck a filly? Remove yourself from this board and from humanity, pleb. May your death be a lesson to higher thinking individuals what it means to have shit taste.
>>27842512
How big are two year old fillies?
>>27841438
so, pretty much Little League?
>>27841447
This
Precocious, cynical, grew-up-too-fast, Kodomo no CMC when?
>>27841522
So much this.
Either she goes along with it or lose interest in you and filly crush problem solved. Win-Win.
>>27842585
shes a big filly
>>27842732
>>27841611
Not bad.
>>27842489
Sorry, I mean to write 'weren't'
Where is writefag??
>>27841438
I won't lie, it would be hard.Carlos.jpgI really want someone to love me, and the ponies are so damn cute. I don't know if I would resist, really. The chance to have that genuine, pure love that I missed out on as a kid... And I'd never betray her. The cuddles, the belly rubs, the cute little kisses... The chance to bring a beautiful little virgin filly to orgasm... To actually make love instead of just screw. Throw satyrs or whatever in there and I'm sold. I think I'd just end up going to pone prison desu.
>>27842512
Anon, please. Stop trying to make this less hot.
And MLP ponies aren't real-world horses, anyway. A two-year-old filly is almost of adult size.
>>27841438
Give her a gentle boop.
Tell her if she can wait until she's 18, then i'll date her.
>>27841611
I can get behind these bombass shenanigans.
