We know that Celestia has a sense of humor and that she's much less like her royal countenance than how she behaves in public so what do you think she's really like behind closed doors?
>>27839380
Keeping up her Royal yet warm, likeable persona takes hard work.
Celestia likes to blow off steam by inflicting horrible medieval tortures on the foals of political prisoners, and forcing those prisoners to watch. Every pony needs a hobby.
>>27839380
I like to think she makes up subtle ways to have fun with her castle servants. Things that are mostly embarrassing or silly without harming any pony.
Things like making the maids and guards switch duties for the day or blowing off various appointments with the nobility pretending to be sick when really she's just playing with her toys.
And what exactly constitutes a toy for a millennial old physical Godess?
>>27839537
>'CELESTIA! THERE HAS BEEN AN ATTACK ON-"
>The guard pauses, seeing Celestia playing with her human dolls.
>There is a silence.
>'What did you see?!'
>"Nothing, princess, I didn't see you playing with your dolls!"
>'GOOD.'
>>27839380
https://www.dropbox.com/s/2i0or7f3whxrqdy/Cadence%20x%20Rainbow%20Dash%202.mp4?dl=0
>>27839553
young colts
>>27839553
Sending Twilight hilariously confusing messages.
>>27839537
>Celestia makes her guard wear maid outfits
>Outfits are very flowing and upskirt very easily
>ywn be perved on by the princess
>>27839578
>Maids are standing around in heavy armor, sweating.
>Not for the heat or the weight of the armor.
>But they can see that NOTHING is getting done.
>Dust is collecting on things.
>But they can only stand there.
>You can hear the dust.
>>27839594
>You can hear the dust.
>>27839634
>A stallion in a maid outfit is trying to use a mop to clean a window.
>Discord walks into the room and slowly backs out.
Like a kid that was forced to be an adult.
>>27839380
>*frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
>SNIFF
>>27839467
I can relate to this
>>27839647
>Maid trying to mop floor with nothing but a spear
>Doing so very carefully, she can't risk scratching the floor
>Inspects her work afterwards
>The single tile looks pretty good
>Notices other thousand tiles
>Now for the rest of them
>Eye twitches
>>27839676
Sounds like my definition of Hell.
>>27839659
Think Celestia ever hoofs her minge and then smells the sweat?
>>27839676
>Meanwhile the guards are jousting in frilly maid outfits with push brooms.
>>27839713
>Unicorn maid tries to steal some supplies with her magic
>Starts to discreetly clean the windows using her magic
>>27839713
>"OW OW OW! SPLINTER, SPLINTER!"
>"Oh jeez, Frank, I'm sorry!"
>>27839738
>Changelings decide, coincidentally, to attack the castle on that specific day
>Mortified to be run off by a bunch of muscular maids wielding brooms and sponges
>Tell their Queen that if the mere maids of the castle are that strong, then what does that say of ponies and their warriors themselves?
>>27839751
>Celestia makes th maids the new full-time Royal Gaurd
>the former gaurd stallions are maids full-time now
>yfw the maids hate their job as Gaurds
>nothing ever gets cleaned
>how do they become maids again?
>>27839775
>Every time she goes to Canterlot Rainbow Dash gets the most confused wing boners.
>>27839380
>so what do you think she's really like behind closed doors?
The former Castle of the Sisters was a funhouse filled with booby-traps and all kinds of weird shit.
Apparently, living forever means that you never grow up.
Behind closed doors Celestia and Luna are still children. High-functioning and with a Lot of practice, but children none the less.
Not only that but apparently they're especially awful children to boot, interested by pranking pitfalls and creepy warlock evil shit.
>>27839922
I am now terrified to know what kind of shit they built into Canterlot, considering the first castle was probably the prototype.
capped
>>27839986
Where are my funny pictures and zoomed words?
This isn't a proper cap. This is a disgrace!
>>27839951
tragically, nothing. The advent of vidya games, TV, and the internet means they occupy themselves playing MMOs, shitposting on 4colt, and watching Teen Titans Go and Zombie Spongebob.
>>27839997
I know, it's so different. It's almost a green text written by a community
And of course, this kinda stuff will only ever happen spontaneously, due to autistic shitposters
>>27839997
You are a disgrace!
I will bap you with a feather duster!
>>27839997
Fixed it
>>27840055
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP
MOM GET THE CAMERA
>>27840081
>>27840055
I was just trying to remember some good jokes guys
>>27840088
>>27840055
checked
