Your waifu will become real and she will be attracted to you, but you will have to let this poor elephant die. More, if you choose not to help the elephant, your waifu will actually know that you basically killed this innocent animal.
What do you say /mlp/?
>>27835535
Not a hard choice. Let the elephant die.
>>27835547
why are you so cruel
>>27835535
>knows I let an elephant die
>attracted to me
???
Bad thread to be a Flutterfag.
>>27835535
That poor fucker is already dead. Even if I could get him out of that hole, which I fucking can't, I'm pretty sure he has a lot of broken bones and shit, so he would become paralitic if he doesn't die of an infection before.
Even Fluttershy would understand that there is no hope.
>>27835573
She will be attracted to you, and then she will be told that you killed it.
>>27835573
it could be her fetish
>inb4 flutterfag reeeeing
>>27835610
Let's imagine that you have resources to do it.
>>27835535
>animal cruelty
delete /b/ threads
>>27835610
The one in the picture survived though
>>27835611
That sounds like it will end badly.
>>27835535
>waifu is chrysalis
I don't think she would give any fucks.
>>27835535
>>27835596
Ha, That's what you fuckers think. I choose to let the Elephant die and then I eat it. Circle of life bitch!
>>27835610
>help elephant
>see it is useless
>get told by other helpers its useless
>watch someone else put it out of its misery so you dont have to
Is it really that hard
>>27835535
Elephants are assholes and I hate them.
Gilda would certainly agree.
>>27835632
>morality choice threads should be deleted
Ftfy
>>27835535
There is no way I could save this elephant, but if I Twilight is real, her and I could work on some necromancy together to bring him back.
Fuck that elephant I'm getting pussy
ill kill it with my fucking bare hands
>>27835829
Who says it's a girl
>>27835535
>know that you basically killed this innocent animal.
What human could dead lift a elephant,let a lone a elephant in a deep ass hole?
>>27835535
If I'm not willing to make a sacrifice to help others, she wouldn't want me anyway. Guess I'll start looking for a crane or something.
>tfw my hand is forced
>>27835535
YOU MAY NOT JUDGE ME SMALL PASTEL HORSE, FOR I SEE THAT WHICH CANNOT BE SEEN
>>27835535
Its not that hard of a choice. Kill the elephant.
If you think about it:
Situation one:
+ you get your waifu (i dont have any...)
+ shes attracted to you (she knows you let the elephant die but shes still attracted to you)
+ there are more elephants than sentient ponies/gryphons/slugs/whatever
- you let an elephant die
3 plus and 1 minus point = 2 points
Situation two:
+ you save a poor elephant
- the elephant most likely will try to kill you because its a wild animal
- you will likely never see the elephant again (or extremely rarely) (if you survive...)
- you stay lonely the elephant wont be attracted to you (has anyone even tried to fuck an elephant?)
1 plus point to 3 minus point = -2 points
Ill easily kill that elephant if I have to. If I summarize my current killed animals/weeks alive I think Im about ~4kill/week already. A single elephant is a marginal error.
Really taking a hands off approach to this 'board quality' shit during the hiatus, huh modfags?
>>27835535
>Letting a based Elephant die
>>27835713
Is that a fem-gopnik?
>>27835573
Choose between no waifu and waifu for a short period of time.
I can always apologize
>>27835535
You seem to not know what a convincing liar I am
>>27835611
Hatesex is a magical thing.
>>27836972
>implying anyone here would know
heh, that's a good joke, brochacho.
>>27835535
Ehhh, she'll get over it.And then we'll take over Wallstreet.
>>27835535
Waifu > Elephant
>implying I won't waifu the elephant after saving it
Look at it, how can ponies compare?
>>27835535
Was the elephant ok?
>>27837766
Get off the computer fluttershy. You know 4chan is one of the 'bad' websitez
>>27836146
Don't forget the fact that it's mom is obviously nowhere to be found, meaning that it will be slowly killed out in the wild by predators within the hour.
>>27837852
Well yeah, but OP didn't set a time limit or anything. Rescue it from the hole, and then you can't be accused of "letting it die" when it inevitably strays into danger again. And after it gets trashed by wild animals, you get your waifu. Win-win.
>>27835535
He cannot be saved by my hands alone.
If its implying that I just stood there and didn't call 811 to get a crane to possibly lift it, then ill try to save it.
I want to be a hero. Even if I don't get to see my waifu. She'll know I did the right thing.
>Letting some dick-nosed animal stop me in getting some horsepussy
I'll even harvest the fucker's tusks and make some extra dosh by pawning it off, or use it to make some bomb-ass decorations for my waifu. Really, it's pretty one sided.
Save Elephant and and it becomes Husbando/Waifu. Then gain Mahou Shoujo/Shounen powers. And we vanquish all Evil.
