>"umm sorry Mr.Anon....b~but that water fountains for ponies only."
>"I'm...um gonna have to write you a ticket...sorry sir."
>"Oh...umm.... I'm actually out of tickets at the moment...silly me."
>"Well I guess I'll just have to take you in for not following public ordnance"
>>27827433
>Fetish oriented story
https://derpibooru.org/1167847?scope=scpe2f63d85597ee5f4b6e42dea117fc52cdabe9b470
>1 year later
>>27827433
>It's a fluttershy is a stuttering moron episode
>>27827433
>Gently cuff her to a bench, finish pissing in the fountain and walk away.
>"O-okay."
>>27827735
Wouldn't cops have their own keys though?
>>27827744
No thumbs and she would have probably forgot she had them.
>>27827433
"Not today, jizztrumpet."
>Anon then punches Fluttershy in the gut, causing her to choke up bacon and mayonnaise as some stallions in uniform came toward them.
>Anon took a bite of bacon as he pulled out his M1911 he got off the black market. He knew the pigs would catch him for jaywalking eventually, it was time to be the supreme gentleman he was born to be and get his tiny male clitoris pleasured.
>He started raping Fluttershy, banging her harder than a screen door in a hurricane until the armored police came in and prepared to open fire.
>At the speed of a thousand Jews, Anon grabbed the care mare by the legs and swung her entire body into the first police officer, breaking every bone in both of their bodies. Another cop fired a shot, and Anon tilted his head up and let the slug enter his left nostril and come out the other, injuring the officer.
"Lel, 9mm."
>He then pulled out his bayonet, mounted it onto his expanded dong and stabbed the second police officer to death with it. He fired at the police car with muh .45 stopping powah until it imploded onto itself, destroying all evidence of its existence. Anon backpedaled through the air at Mach 4 and escaped Manehatten.
>>27827433
That seems a little har- POCKET SAND!
>>27827433
hah, cmon op. if humans where discriminated against in equestrian we wouldn't be second class citizens, we'd be monsters that belonged in the zoo or under the care of a ranger like fluttershy, not to be left wandering through ponyville on our own due to our aggressive predatory instincts.
>>27828316
>undershit
>>27828261
>Speed of a thousand Jews
>>27828343
>>27828514
What is the speed of a Jew? Is that how long it takes 1 Jew to burn?
