>As you knock on the door to the apartment it squeaks open.
>"Come on in, it's open."
>A strange voice beckons you.
>You slowly walk into the dark room.
>You gasp.
>A woman has her head in a guillotine.
>She has a sad defeated look in her eyes.
>"Be a dear and just pull the cord."
"Er.. Ma'am, I'm not sure what's going on, but that guillotine looks pretty real, and I'm not sure I'm into this.. I just came to deliver this pizza and-"
>She has a disgruntled look as she grabs her nearby wallet.
>"All I have is 300 of your earth dollars.. You're also welcome to take anything else in the house as well."
"It's only 24 bucks, I mean I can make change if you need to but-"
>"JUST TAKE IT!"
"What's this all about, are you trying to commit suicide?"
>"You wouldn't understand, I need love in order to survive. I thought coming here would change things, but it's still the same. Every day is waiting out a more slow and agonizing death by starvation."
"What does that mean? Look, I'm just gonna call the police, maybe they'll get you some therapy or-"
>"Please! I beg you, I beseech thee human! If you have any mercy in your heart, you will pull that cord and end me! Do with my corpse what you will, take my possessions I care not! But please, just let me die!"
>Tears streaming down her face looking to you.
What will you do?
Cuddle her
Being nasty was never an option
Where and how the fuck did she get a guillotine?
>>27809920
This
>>27809908
"Ma'am, you aren't the only one who needs love."
>She rolls her eyes, now trying to reach for the rope herself.
"Hold on a minute. Look, before you go anywhere with this, I think I'd like to take you out for some coffee."
>Her stare becomes a glare, and you hold up both hands in innocence.
"I swear, if I can't convince you otherwise by the end of the day, I'll pull the rope and bury you."
>>27809951
What kinds of shit does this guy deal with daily in order for this not to freak him out?
Is delivering pizza any weirder than working at FedEx?
>>27809971
>Spiderman
>Dude, Where's my car
>delivery boy porn
I dunno, is it?
Suicide by guillotine is unreliable. Get a gun, bitch.
>>27809986
Then there's that time Wade Wilson molested him at gunpoint
>>27809986
No.
Weirdest things a friend of mine who works at FedEx has delivered:
Human remains
Uranium fuel cells
A gold ingot
A box labelled "Live Spiders" that probably contained drugs
Explosives
I think FedEx still wins, since this is just a set of examples from one employee.
>rape
>>27809920
>cuddle her
>be nice and finish what she wanted to do for her
>>27810011
Every job has it's fucked up times. I worked as a groundskeeper for a school a few years back and I was untangling dead deer from fences at least twice a month.
>>27809951
I'd actually really like it if someone continued this.
But I'm probably the only one.
>>27809997
How is it not reliable?
>>27809930
She probably built it herself
>>27809908
>Do with my corpse what you will
YES MA'AM
>>27812331
Are you a necrophilliac?
>>27810807
Why is this always someone's response?
>>27813220
Pony thread simulators
>>27813220
>being this new
>>27813220
Because everyone here is a depressing pervert virgin and can't come up with a wittier response.
>>27811357
I would read more of it. Chrysalis needing love and getting from Anon it without initially expecting it is my favorite thing.
Didn't there used to be a chrysalis/changeling general at one point?
>>27814405
>Used to be
That thread is up right now.
>>27813962
It does sound quite nice when you word it like that.
>>27809951
>throws up jis hands...
Didn't this mother fucker have pizzas?
That shit's all over the floor now!
>>27814717
>his not jis
fulfill her final request and assume my position in the guillotine
>>27809908
Pull it
>>27816600
harsh
>>27809908
>guillotine
Seems a little extreme
>>27809951
please finish this green!
>>27817428
this desu
>>27817428
Alright, hold on. I have an extremely busy day, and another green to update tonight.
I'll see what I can do.
>>27812837
Sure, why not.
The best part about fucking a cadaver is when the maggots start tickling your cock.
>>27817616
And here we go again.Fuck ,that's another thread to keep tabbed because I want to see if she fucks or an heros
>>27817642
Me too anon
>>27817634
Edgy
>>27811785
Partial severance, leaving the victim in great pain and slowly bleeding to death, as the severed arteries are mostly held shut by the blade stuck in her neck.
Such cases were actually documented during the French Revolution.
Or, being a bug, I suppose she could just go and get a can of Raid from Home Depot.
>>27819263
Maybe Chrissy doesn't know?
>>27817353
she's a queen and is dramatic? Chrissy always seemed like a large ham to me
>>27819726
This
>>27819232http://imgur.com/2BWx6Ik
>>27820250
That's icky
>>27819263
Guess it's not as cutting edge as she thought
>>27811210
I only agree with the cuddling
>>27817616
Ok, let's see if I can still do this. Haven't written anything of this style for almost a year, and that was for /moon/, so-
>>27809951
>She continues glaring at you for a moment, finally rolling her eyes and lifting the block around her neck, pulling herself free from the execution device.
>"Fine, let's get this over with."
>You grin a bit, finding her reluctance cute despite the stakes.
>"Oh, and since we'll be spending the rest of the day together, what's your name?"
"The name's Anon."
>"What, no last name? Come on, I thought you all had one."
"Nope. Though if you were trying to be formal, I guess it's Anonymous. What about you, what's your name?"
>"I'd rather not say. Names get people too attached, and there's no point in you crying over me when I'm gone."
>She seems pretty set on this, but damned if you won't try to keep her from it.
>You walk down the stairs silently, your mind whirring a thousand miles an hour to think of something to get the ball rolling.
>As you reach the ground floor, it hits you.
>You dig for your wallet, rushing over to the doorman as the lady trails behind you, watching with halfhearted curiosity.
>After a few hushed whispers, you hand him every bill in your wallet, leaving only a debit card linked to a near-barren account.
>Good thing this lady needs love instead of money.
>Across the street is small shop, a little coffee joint where a few people go regularly, yourself included.
>As the door swings open, a biting wind sets in on the street, only serving to increase your craving for the hot beverage, but you redirect your focus, whipping your jacket off and draping it over your companion's shoulders.
"Better?"
>She looks at you with an odd kind of surprise, like someone who just ate a mystery candy and didn't get what they expected.
>"I guess. Thanks-?"
>She seems to be a stranger to kindness, odd since she claims to survive on love.
>As you enter the store, the patrons all glance up at your new acquaintance, then back down.
>>27811234
What the fuck is the school you worked at using for fencing?
>>27822028
This is cute, please continue.
Page 10 bump
>>27822028
Continue please
>>27822028
Cozy
Corn is also good for drilling your ass
>>27822028
Page 8 bump for you.
This is cute as fuck. Anyone want me to try a second green?
Writefag here. Don't give up on me, I'll be continuing this tonight, since that's the only time I have to write.
Bump
>>27824981
Sure why not?
>>27809908
Weirdo I've been dealing with depression for years. I know it feels like starvation and you waste away a little everyday, but you can turn that around, or at least find something addicting enough to live for.
You are blessed to want die. There is nothing holding you back. If you're that upset about being a perma virgin go rape someone. And have the cops kill you.
You obviously are motivated to die. I mean how'd you get a guillotine? However you could be more creative.
[Spoiler] let's run away together, dump 5k gallons of bubble bath into Niagara falls then go for a swim together.
>>27809908
>"There was this one guy who would have been my solution but he's already married and he told me that if he was held at gunpoint between loving me instead of his wife and being butt raped he'd be torn between the butt rape and pulling the fucking trigger. So either pull the cord of get out!"
>>27809908
She looks like a love live character
>>27826595
is that bad?
>Tfw you can't confort chrysalis giving her your love
>tfw she won't feed on you
>tfw you won't feel yourself getting weaker and weaker every day
>tfw you won't eventually die because you were completly drained by her
why even live?
Bug bump
nine-legged bug bump
>>27814717
>>27814747
>throws up jazz hands
>>27829033
But why tho
>>27828641
Why nine?
>>27830343
oh, nine because the thread was on page nine.
>>27827209
No they are all super fucking cute to be honest.
>>27822028
Another tonight. It should be staying like this, since I'm working a double shift and writing three greens, this is the only schedule I can keep.
>As you approach the counter, she looks up the menu, clearly not interested in any of the choices.
"Not seeing anything?"
>"Not really."
>You glance at the menu for another moment, then grin as another idea hits.
"Hey, can I get two hot chocs over here, and make 'em swimmer size."
>She cocks her head as you stroll over to a small table in the corner of the room.
>"Hot chocolate?"
"You feed on love, you said? Well, it's not exactly pure or anything, but chocolate has chemicals that give people good vibes. It's a comfort food."
>She seems genuinely impressed for a moment, but the look falls into a bored depression again quickly.
>"So, why did you do this?"
>The question takes you by surprise.
"What do you mean?"
>"I mean why did you save me? You could have just walked out, taken whatever you wanted, and gone on with your life."
>The question doesn't lose any surprise.
>Who would just let someone die?
"Well, I guess it's because that's what people do."
>"What, force each other to live in this farce of a utopia? Seems like a pretty worthless existence."
"No, we save each other, because there's always a reason to keep on going. You said that love is what keeps you going, but what have you done to look for it? There's so much you can do to find love, so many people who would gladly give it, but you want to give up?"
>"I have tried! Hundreds of times, I've worked day in and day out to get someone to love me, but it fails. The second I find someone who might be willing to help me, they realize how desperate I am and simply walk away, claiming I'm a freak."
>You purse your lips.
>She raises a valid point, that can't be denied.
"Then again, not everyone cares that you're different. For example, me. I get it, you feed on love. Big deal."
>She rolls her eyes.
>>27831359
I like this. Is makes me feel warm inside.
It lights the cold, barren, empty fireplace that is my heart
>>27831359
Bumperiono
i knew that coming back to /mlp/ after a while was a good idea
>>27809930
>not keeping a guillotine handy
in all honestly its considered the fastest and safest way to kill someone painlessly if built right
either way this prompt is kinda silly but I'm a whore for pretty much any green.
Safety bump
Morning bump
>>27832364
We can bump if we want to, we won't leave this thread behind.
Are you the TV G equivalen of a vampire or a succubus?
I want to know for sure.
>>27834421
Not what I was going for but what the hell
Cause your friends don't bump and if they don't well they're no friends of mine
>>27809908
>"All I have is 300 of your earth dollars.. You're also welcome to take anything else in the house as well."
>You're also welcome to take anything else in the house as well.
>anything else in the house
In that case, Ill take____you___
>>27836382
Gives me an idea
"Hold on just a sec."
>She rolls her eyes as you leave the room.
>Soon you come back to find her in the same position, eying the rope.
>"And just what is that?"
"This, my dear, is a refrigerator cart."
>"Take the fridge and get it over with then, I don't have all day!"
"Oh, you misunderstand. I'm not here for the fridge." you explain, wheeling the cart besides where she kneels.
>"Then what do you have that for?"
>The guillotine tilts slightly, causing her to gasp as straps are thrown around and tied back to the cart.
>"What-- what are you doing?!"
>The guillotine is lifted off the ground and the floor creaks as overburdened wheels begin rolling.
>"PUT IT DOWN YOU IGNORANT OAF!"
>She struggles in attempt to release the heavy wooden stock pinning her neck to the device as you pick up speed towards the small door.
>Wait... small door?
>Well shit. How did that saying go?
>If it won't fit, force it.
"Since you've decided to tag along, hold on for a moment."
>"STOP IT THIS INSTANT YOU LUNATIC!"
>Her head rotates to the rapidly approaching doorway and her body tenses as she tries to dig her feet into the ground.
>SMASH
"Oof!"
>You bounce off of the cart as the cart stops at the doorway.
>Looks like it made a hell of a dent though, a few more of those and you'll be home free home.
>The cart backs up, the woman stumbling and shuffling alongside.
>"Listen here you worthless piece of garbage, if you don't release me this instance so help me I'll-"
"That's the spirit, force things to go your way!"
>"What?! NO!"
>She lets out a snarl as the cart accelerates towards the door, slamming into it and destroying most of the drywall as crackling is heard, exposing the studding underneath.
"Damn. Thought I had it that time. Third time's the charm, though!"
>The cart once again retreats backwards and the woman weakly clings to the device as her feet have begun to drag more than support her.
>>27836937
>The cart flies forward and rather than fight it, she instead pushes forward with a battlecry.
>There is resistance as the two of you collide, but it is overcome as you go barrelling into the hallway outside, slamming into the other wall with a loud splintering of wood.
>From behind, you peek to the side to see if everything's still in one piece.
>The large tower of the guillotine leans at an angle, with one of the sides in pieces.
>What's more is that the blade itself hangs precariously from a tattered rope.
"Well, shit. I can't do anything with this. Well, have fun with your suicide, see ya!"
>With that you walk off down the hall and around a corner out of sight.
>Unknown to you, the woman still kneels at the device, the headstock lazily sliding off and releasing her.
>She drops to the floor and gazes upward, confused as to what the fuck just happened.
>A snap is heard as the rope holding the blade finally gives, sending it hurtling down and into the floor beside her.
>Why can't she even kill herself right?
>>27809908
>Do with my corpse what you will
>having a chance to have necrosex with chrysalis
done.
Bump. Wish I wasn't on vacation or I'd write.
>>27838351
I am glad we got some anons in here though.
>>27836937
>>27836946
So the adventures of Chrysalis trying Wylie E. Coyote to off herself, only for Anon to show up and fuck it up?
>>27810011
>A gold ingot
Why is this weird?
At what point is Anon going to hug Chrysalis after their 'date' and she realizes she isn't so hungry?
Is she going to order another pizza just to get another date or how up at his job?!
I NEED ANSWERS.
>>27810011
>human remains
Shrunken heads and human skulls are actually a very lucrative business. Novelty items.
>live spiders
Probably someone who owns frogs/snakes.
>gold ingot
An investment if not meant to be smelted into something else.
>explosives
Often used by firearm enthusiasts apart from just being fun.
bamp
boop chrysalis lewdly on the nose.
>>27840585
What this guy said
Bamp
>>27831359
Sorry for my absence. Busy life, other greens, etc.
>"I suppose you're right. I should be congratulating myself on finding the one human in a population of billions who might actually accept me for what I am.
"Well, I'm stupid like that. Ah, here's the stuff."
>The waitress comes to your table, setting down a pair of truly massive hot chocolates between you.
"Careful, they're hot."
>The lady rolls her eyes, moving her hand just a bit away from the cup.
>"Of course they are. I wasn't born yesterday."
>Despite this, you can't help but notice that she's still glancing repeatedly at the drink and sniffing, clearly feeling the pressure of the good vibes contained in the drink.
>"So, I don't think you ever gave me a real answer. Why did you stop me from ending it?"
>You give it a moment's thought, considering the weight of the question, but soon the answer comes to you.
"I saved you because I don't know your name. Too many people die in this world where nobody knows who they were or what they did, and that's a fate that you don't deserve. I've only known you for ten minutes and I can tell you beyond a shadow of a doubt that you're special. And since you're so special, I'm not letting you go anywhere until I know your name."
>>27848436
Writefag is beck
Rejoice
Also bump
>>27817634
>>27836958
Requesting necro-green
pmuB
>>27813220
Because it's the one true answer to everything?
>>27850014
But then when I talk about my actual rape fetish everyone here gets upset about it.
>>27850548
Stop hanging around tumblr then. /mlp/ has/had a rape general where you can/could discuss rape to your heart's content
>>27819263
>Chrissy gets the love she needs and decides to live with Anon.
>Some Raid gets sprayed on her finger
>Dies
>>27840271
Fund it
Bamp
>>27850604
ants ants ants ants
bumperino
>>27853262
Bump
Don't trust in her self righteous suicide. I cry, when changelings want to diiiie.
Boogie bump
>>27850572
>anon hangs fly paper traps around house
>gets home from work at end of day
>chrysalis has fly paper strips stuck all over her arms chest and face
>"Don't laugh, just help"
Fucking bug wife
>>27848436
>She looks genuinely surprised at the answer, looking you dead in the eyes even after you finish speaking.
>"You really think I'm special? You don't even know my name."
"Not my fault."
>She falters for a moment, then sighs.
>"Fine, purely because you've piqued my interest. My name is Chrysalis."
>You raise an eyebrow, but it passes.
"Nice name, really, but it's a bit lengthy. Mind if I call you Cryssy?"
>Her eyes bulge, a hilarious face since she already has a mouthful of hot chocolate.
>She swallows quickly, bursting out as soon as she has the air in her lungs.
>"Are you mad!? I am a-"
>The shocked look on your face says it all, and she quickly slumps back down.
>"Yes, you may call me 'Cryssy.' But that is the extent of such informalities."
>An interesting change of pace, she almost gave up something to you.
>Though, it is getting harder and harder to concentrate over a strange buzz that sets up in your skull every time she takes a drink, growing slightly more intense each time.
>Another thing to ask about before you take her home, you suppose.
>>27809908
>do with my corpse what you will
Mmmmmmmm.
Dirty thoughts pls stop.
>inb4 using her decapitated head as a facefucking onahole.
>>27856002
Boner please stop
>OoC of this degree
>>27856948
Hey do you remember that time you tried to takeover a kingdom to feed your starving people but then failed?
You remember that time when you needed to feed off love like a vampire or else you'd die?
You remember when you spent those long hours alone trying to reconcile with your failure?
All those years of careful planning down the toilet? Your entire race starving to death?
All the nights reminiscing failure, feeling regret and loneliness gripping you like the cold hand of death that made you regret ever being born at all?
It's really weird, I'm surprised they didn't put that part in the show. Sounds like good wholesome stuff for the whole family.
>>27856988
>Implying a ruler would be faltered by a setback like that
>Implying she wont just get more ambitious and start making deeper plans, slowly overthrowing the hierarchy through underground operations and slowly replacing the general populace with her drones
It's like you don't even do villains, Anon
>>27856988
Discover the feels
>page 9
>>27821106
Goddamnit, Carlos.
>>27855920
I raffed. It sounds like you readHorse Wife.
From an old old bughoers thread:
>Wednesday in Equestria
>on a date with Chrysalis
>she's pretty chill now that she's no longer actively trying to take over Equestria
>well, when we say "date" we mean you got a room
>you're kissing the side of her neck and she's cooing
"You have no idea how long I waited for someone like you."
>"You'll turn a girl's head with that kind of talk," she whispers, her voice husky.
>you kiss her cool, greasy, chitinous lips and begin fingering her
>she arches her back and groans and hisses in pleasure
>when you touch her clit, you notice her eyes roll back, her lower jaw unhinges, and she displays an impressive set of fangs and mandibles where the lower part of her face was a moment before
"what?"
>her eyes open and she looks at you, horrified
>she fumbles to reclose the lower part of her face with her hooves
>"I'm sorry, it's part of our mating instinct, I'm sorry, you must think I'm a monster--"
"Actually, I like it."
>"what?"
"You're the only thing on this whole planet that doesn't give me diabetes. You're a predator, like my people are."
>"Well, yes, but--"
"And everything about you screams 'kinky sex.' That shiny black chitin, that green glue bondage goo you make, your mind-control magic, your fascinatingly non-mammalian genitalia."
>she gives you a long look. "I guess this is why you've never asked me to try to turn into a human female for you."
"Chrissy, you're beautiful the way you are. I could just eat you up."
>she unhinges her jaws again and hisses at you. "It's mutual, Anon. It's mutual."
>you embrace and she slides her rubbery tentacle-tongue into your mouth
>it was a xenomorph love kind of day
>>27858630
Thanks anon
And no, I've never heard of it, what's it about?
>>27858661
My dong is at maximum expansion, got anymore kinky xeno chrysalis sex stories?
>>27859797
It's a cute webcomic on Tumblr about a guy who's married to an adorkable Earth Pony named Brownie Bun. She is not picking up Earth customs very well and is afraid of strange threatening magic like microwave ovens and automatic dishwashers. The kitchen keeps catching fire and she just doesn't know what went wrong. She destroyed his car by putting olive oil in the engine instead of motor oil. And she is constantly getting her cute little snout stuck in peanut butter jars. She is cute enough and sincere enough that he, and the reader, forgive her anyway.
>>27860345
I think I've got another, from 2012-ish. Let me dig it up.
>>27861394
And here we go.
>be sitting around the apartment with Chrysalis
>she's turned into kind of a pothead since that conquer-the-world thing didn't work out for her
>the Princesses give her a stipend to live on, so she doesn't have to get a job
>she's not the greatest roommate or girlfriend
>you've just come home from work
>she's got the hookah out
>she's already glassy-eyed
>she exhales a thin stream of resinous smoke
>"Hey, lover," she says, smiling THAT smile
>that special smile
>the one that means she's in THAT mood again
"I'm kind of tired, Chryssy."
>"C'mere and I'll give you a back rub."
"Well, okay."
>you strip off your shirt and lie down on the bed
>the dirty bed with crumbs on the sheets
>she doesn't do much housework
>but you understand her background, living this way is all new to her
>"Tell me about your day, my sweet monkey lover," she coos, pressing her hooves awkwardly against the knots in your back and pressing tentatively
>>27861440
2/5
>"Tell Mommy all about it," she whispers, kissing your ear
>that was another weird thing she'd started doing
>apparently it had to do with broods of changelings she'd raised
>you weren't sure whether this involved eggs or what, changelings being a weird magical hybrid of ponies and insects
>you weren't sure you wanted to know, either
>but when she was feeling genuinely affectionate, she wanted to be called "Mommy."
>Go figure.
"Just more meetings," you say. "More paperwork, more of the Royal Science Academy trying to pick my brain for third-hand descriptions of human science and engineering.
>you'd been a marketing major, and the Princesses had been less than enthusiastic to learn you couldn't show them how to make a transistor, or penicillin, or a jet engine. You'd heard of these things, of course, like everyone else, but you weren't an engineer.
>she's looking at you with her lips pursed.
"...Mommy," you whisper
>she shivers a little and nuzzles your neck
"Seriously, I was with them fourteen hours today, and I'm kind of tired."
>She's actually pouting.
"You must really want this."
>"Honey, you have no idea. All day I have nothing to do but try to figure out how the vacuum cleaner works and watch idiotic pony soap operas on the crystal-o-vision. If it weren't for the weed I'd have put my hoof through the screen by now."
"I know, Chryssy. You really need to work on your temper."
>"It's just hard, you know? Mommy used to be Queen of a mighty underground kingdom. Used to spin webs of deceit and diplomacy. Princes of other changeling kingdoms vied for my hoof in marriage."
"I know, Mommy."
>"And now I'm sitting in this grubby apartment, living on charity like some beggar, nothing to do all day but try to get high enough to forget..."
>You hug her, and bury your face in her sea-green mane.
>"...and I can't even hate them for it. It was never personal. I made a bad plan and I lost, and I still don't know why they didn't just quietly execute me."
3/5
>There are tears forming at the corners of her eyes.
>"Why'd they let me live? Were they being cruel?"
"Shh. The Princesses are nothing if not merciful. And I think Mommy's just had a bad day."
>You slide around beside her, and embrace her on the bed.
>"Why do you put up with me?" she whispers.
"Because you're the sexiest, most beautiful bug pony in the world, even if you get mopey sometimes."
>"Are you sure you're up to this? I don't want to be--"
>And you cut her off by kissing her on the lips, your hands massaging the back of her neck through the warm waxy chitin and moving down her back to the slots where her wings emerge from the armor of her thorax.
>She moans into your mouth, wrapping her forehooves around your chest.
>Her face is flushed when she breaks the kiss. "Mommy likes that," she pants.
>Your hands roam her body, feeling her sleek, curved muscles under the smooth, waxy, glossy black chitin that covers her.
>You leave a trail of little kisses down her chest and belly as she sighs and strokes your hair with her hooves.
>You begin to stroke the exterior of her genitalia gently with your fingers, drawing a gasp from her.
>She's already a bit sticky. Her juices are oddly sweet, with a faint taste of honey.
>Her genitalia are rather mammalian, for the most part. Touching her clitoris when it peeks out elicits little squeaky sounds of pleasure from her.
>"Suck on it," she whispers. "Suck on Mommy's pussy."
>And you begin to lick and suck on her clit, making her squeal and whinny.
>This always makes you smile. Under all the shiny black chitin, the antenna-crown on her head, all the eerie insect traits, she's still a pony underneath it all.
>"Don't stop, don't stop, please don't stop," she says. "Make Mommy cum."
>and you lick and suck on her clit and stick one finger in her ass even as she thrusts with her hips, bucks and squeals in joy, moans and gasps
>After what you figure is her third or fourth orgasm, you slow down and stop, and lie beside her.
>>27861458
4/5
>she's panting, and she's staring at the ceiling, her eyes glassy
"Are you okay?"
>She turns to you and smiles.
>"Mommy needs to catch her breath, and then Mommy has something special for you."
>You put an arm around her, holding her as she pants, and kiss her on the ear, and whisper "Yes, Mommy."
>she growls and grins at you, showing her little fangs, and kisses you softly on the lips.
>"Mommy wants you inside her."
"Okay, are the condoms still in the drawer?"
>"No rubber this time, sweetie. Mommy wants your seed."
"Are you sure you're okay with this?"
>She wiggles her rump at you, lifting her tail.
>And you mount her. She sucks in her breath sharply as you enter her.
>She's hot inside, wonderfully hot and slick.
>And she moans as you thrust. "Give it to Mommy, give it all to Mommy."
>And you are so turned on that you cannot last long.
"I'm going to cum," you say.
>"Call me Mommy, please," her head turning almost 180 degrees; her eyes are pleading.
"Mommy, I'm going to cum," you say
>and that's all it takes to drive her wild
>"Cum inside Mommy, give Mommy all your seed," she gasps
>even as you hug her and moan into her ear
"Mommy, oh, Mommy, oh," and you thrust deep inside her, your hot seed gushing into her
>she makes a high-pitched cry as she lifts her hips up and back to meet your last thrusts
>and the two of you collapse onto the bed in a tangle of sweaty limbs, kissing slowly and tenderly
>"I don't deserve you," she whispers.
"Stupid sexy bug horse," you respond, nuzzling her neck.
>Outside the window, it was beginning to snow.
>>27861470
5/5
>across the street, a nondescript wagon was parked
>and inside it, Agent Purple was using the latest thing in magitechnology to keep tabs on the former Changeling Queen
>to say that she was unhappy was putting it mildly
>she removed her headphones with a small shudder of disgust
>holding a quill pen by pony telekinesis, she began writing in the ornate formal handwriting appropriate for letters to royalty
>"Dear Princess Celestia," the letter began
>"Well, the good news is that Chrysalis isn't plotting world conquest any more."
>"The bad news is, whatever innocence I had left when I agreed to take this job for your, I have now lost."
>"As you suspected, she and the human are lovers. Their relationship is quite mundanely domestic, except for her drug use and apparent fetish for incest roleplay during sex."
>"I shan't attempt to describe it. The audio recording spells have every gasp and whinny, in mathematically perfect stereo, should you wish to hear them."
>"For my part, Tartarus no longer holds any fear for me. I'd like to put in a formal request for either another assignment or a memory-scrub spell, preferably both."
>She then rolled up the scroll and presented it to her miniature dragon companion, who sent it to its destination by dragongram.
>As it happened, its intended recipient was in the royal seraglio, with a fresh-faced young guard and a seductive smile.
>But that is a story for another day.
Bumpee
>>27861475
Had to google what seraglio meant
Thanks for reminding me I'm American
Threadly reminder that Chrysalis a best.
Even when she is asexy goo pony.
>>27858661
>Chrysalis will never eat you alive after you've fucked her.
Bamp
>>27862306
Thankfully it'll never happen, faggot.
>>27862306
This is why Chrysalis can't enjoy her spagoots.
>>27855970
>You step from the coffee shop a few minutes later, glad that the buzzing in your head has finally begun to clear a bit.
>"So, where else were you planning to drag me today?"
>You chuckle at her obvious efforts to not enjoy herself, but you have an idea in mind.
"You ever been to the park in town?"
>A raised eyebrow answers your question pretty well.
"Trust me, you'll love it."
>It isn't long before you reach the grassy knoll that comprises the north end of the city park, and just like always, a group of tables are set up where a dozen people are playing chess.
>Oddly enough, her eyes seem more set on that than anything else, and so you follow her over, watching a grin begin to develop on her face as she watches the players at work.
>As one of the games comes to an abrupt end, she turns to you, a confident grin on her face.
>"Alright, I'll make you a deal. If you can beat me in one game of chess, I'll do this with you again. I'll warn you, though, I have a bit of experience commanding armies."
>You weigh your options, and considering she'll probably end up about a head shorter if you don't play at all anyway, you nod.
"Alright, one game. I win, and you go out to lunch with me tomorrow."
>She pulls a chair out, taking a seat on one side and organizing her pieces in record time.
>"Are you ready?"
>Without waiting for an answer, she makes her first move, pushing her pawn to B3.
>"Your move."
>>27864157
Bump
>>27863884
Do we have green where anon is the hopeless suitor madly in love to queen-butt?
>>27866165
Shit, I meant " hopeless and unwanted suitor"
>>27864157
Fuck 'er up
I want to rape Chrysalis
>>27864157
"Knight jumps Queen! Bishop jumps Queen! Pawns jump Queen! GANG BANG! Come on, let's go jump the Queen! Whip out those little dicks, here we go!"
Chrysalis has a vagina.
>>27868011
I want to be raped by Chrysalis.
>>27869188
I want her to violate me with her ovipositor
I want her to teach me how to touch her ovipositor with my fingers to give her pleasure. I like to imagine there's a spot just under the tip that makes her squeal.
>>27809908
You know what OP, I'm going to walk away from this thread. I don't need this pain in my life.
>>27864157
>As you make the opening moves of the game, your mind runs on autopilot to set you up while you watch her.
>There are a lot of ways to play chess, and even if she's as used to commanding armies as she claims, she doesn't know you very well.
>That's your advantage.
>Someone like her, she's direct, but adaptable.
>Playing defense won't work, so you'll have to press her a little, make her feel like she's under your thumb before you can-
>"Check."
"Oh, son of a-"
>There's her forward streak again.
>A bishop caught you in a king/knight fork.
>You move your king backward, allowing her bishop to slide last, eliminating one of your most valuable pieces.
>"You're going to have to focus to win this, Anon."
"I wouldn't be worried about me. Seems to me that you lose no matter what happens here. Then again-"
>You brush one of her rooks off the board, having finally brought your queen into play.
"-I guess I lose double if I don't win."
>You barely even register your own words, but you notice she allows her clock to run almost twenty seconds before moving and returning with more conversation.
>"Why do you say that?"
>Knight to F6, and her king still hasn't moved a single space.
"Well, if I lose, I don't get to go anywhere with you anymore."
>Click.
>Rook to A1.
"You're the most interesting person I've met in, well, pretty much ever. Also, you're in check."
>She jars back tothe game, making a poorly structured movement with her king.
>Queen to E4.
"Checkmate."
>She stands, her eyes glued to the board.
>"Impossible! I've never lost!"
>You stand, extending a hand for her to shake.
>Her face seems to scrunch up, but she takes your hand.
"Well, you've never played me before. I'll see you tomorrow in front of that coffee shop. I have an idea for where we can go tomorrow."
Well, /mlp/? What is Anon's idea for where they can go tomorrow?
Better yet, has this story seen its limit, or do you want more?
>>27872564
Pls more don't stop never stop always continue pls I love you
>>27872564
Amusement park fun times
>>27872564
It's good, but once we build a relationship with chrysalis then what? We fuck and then fin?
Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it would suck to see this turn into a constant everyday slice of life with no goal in mind besides fuggin the bug. You may want to think about where you want the story to go and how you want it to end.
>>27873618
>>27873618
Writefag here, and this is a good point. Thing is, I never write anything anymore unless I know where I'm gonna take it.
I know what the ending is gonna be, assuming I continue.
If the people want me to keep it going and they want to feel the feels that I have laid out for this story, I'll let them.
They'll hate me, but I'll let them.
>>27874536
I want you to take her out on a nice date to a river, because it's spawning season. Watch the salmon travel upstream.
>>27874859
But anon, think of the children
You shall not 404
>>27875002
This is a blue board you sick fuck
>>27875718
>children being ejaculated on
What isn't blue about that?
>>27809908
"You think death is what will save you? You actually think a worthless piece of filth like you can ever escape from the clutches of reality? Face the facts: no one will love you. Ever. You don't deserve love, and you're certainly not going to make any effort by doing away with yourself. I mean, a guillotine? Really? Dramatic much? You're not asking for death. You're asking for pain and suffering. You've only just realized what it it that you truly want. Your life means nothing, which also means that if somebody wanted, they could give you a purpose. Come. Be with me. I'll make you a person in this world, and I will give you purpose. You do that, and you'll get all the love you need. But always remember, you may feed off love, but you're a masochist who desires pain and despair. And you are now my toy, my plaything, my servant, my slave."
>>27872564
How about they go to a zoo/aquarium/Terrarium?
I've got a feeling she'd be into those kind of things.
Or perhaps a theme park (mostly for the spooky rides and the qt scenes that could play out there).
>>27872564
he takes her down to the ol' gloryhole
>>27876475
Not an ant farm?
>>27876934
Gloryhole! Where strangers become friends! Gloryhole! You don't need to know names!
>>27874536
Why do I get the feel the feels you are talking about aren't the ones I want to experience?
>>27878766
I feel you may have a point. How do you feel about that?
>that feel when no dubs
>>27879271
It makes me feel like this thread is gonna french fry when it needs to pizza and therefore I'm gonna have a bad time.
>>27872564
>"So, this was your big idea?"
>You walk along, glancing up at all the dozens of rides.
"Trust me. If you want to know what's worth living for, you're not going to find a better spot to look than here."
>"And what's so great about this place? It looks like just a bunch of thrill rides. Forgive me if I try to curb my enthusiasm."
>You chuckle a bit, turning left at one of the park's huge intersections.
"Well, we aren't here for those. We're here for that."
>She raises an eyebrow as she looks ahead to the five-story house, decorated to look as terrifying as possible.
>"Really, a haunted house? It's not even Nightmare Ni-uh, Halloween."
>Disregarding her odd slip, you step to the back of the short line and turn to her.
"Don't knock it until you try it. This is the only haunted house in the state that stays open all year round, and you're gonna see why soon."
>As you reach the front of the line, the attendant hands you both a lanyard with a little button on it.
>"A brief warning. If at any point you need to exit the house, press the button and one of our staff will escort you out. And by the way, watch out for the fourth floor."
>Cryssy turns to you, clearly curious.
>"What did he mean by that?"
"I went through this once with one of my friend's little brothers. Each floor gets scarier and scarier, but on the first three floors, the people jumping out at you can't touch you. On the last two floors, though, all bets are off. The little guy that came through here with me last time bailed when an ooze monster brushed his face on the fourth floor. I never got to finish, since I had to go with him."
>She seems to have stopped listening to you, and is now focused entirely on her surroundings.
>"It seems a bit ambient, is all. Nothing really to worry abAAAH!"
>She takes a big step back, ending up beside you again as a werewolf jumps from the shadows, getting just a few inches from her face before backing away behind a velvet curtain.
"You alright?"
>>27880826
PERFECT FUCKING LOCATION
>>27880826
Aww yiss
>>27881596
When the guests at the haunted house think the rape scene is part of the show.
>>27883899
Checked
so while I am sure we all intend to keep this bumped, in case a mistake happens lets establish this now.
Should we make Chrysalis Suicide 2 and juat keep them up until the story finishes, or migrate over to /bug/?
AWISE FWOM YA GWAVE
>>27886461
It actually might be better to put this in the main Love Bug thread. It'd be less in danger of 404'ing.
Writefag here. I'm not dead, just so you all know. I am suffering from sleep deprivation, though, so I'll see you all when I wake up.
>>27889438
I can relate to that. We'll be here when you're ready.
>>27822066
Not him, but I've seen deer get stuck in regular chain link fencing. Their antlers get somehow stuck, they thrash a bit, hurt themselves in the process, sometimes get even more stuck, and either die of those injuries, get eaten by a predator, or die of hunger/thirst.
Saving crissy cause the d
>>27892311
>cause the d
d-mands it
>>27880826
>Inb4 this becomes the no end house creepypasta
>>27892589
unpossible, becauseyou can't get off this ride
Page 10 save
>>27893180
>unpossible
It shouldn't have made me smile but it did
>>27880826
You will finish it,damn it.
You're not dying on me.
Bizarro World
Bug
Butt
Bump
threads dead, chrysalis decided to end it anyway
Writefag here, safety bumping before I put some more green down.
>>27895815
>implying
>>27894928
More like buzzaro world
>>27880826
>She shrugs, giving you a look.
>"I'm fine. It's going to take a lot more than some fuzzy masked wolfman to keep me from getting to the top floor of this house."
"Whatever you say. Although you might-"
>She takes a step back, bumping your chest as a fake snake bursts from the wall, landing in a coil on the side of the path.
"-want to consider walking with me instead of out in front."
>She turns to you, sticking out her chest in defiance.
>"Hah! Honestly, if you think some little house is going to get to me, then you have another thing coming."
>She walks through, tapping on one thigh with her fingertips as dozens of little jumpscares befall her, not flinching for a single one.
>As you make it through to the elevator, you grin a bit at her as her breaths seem to deepen a bit.
"Ready?"
>Her face shines yet again with confidence.
>"Don't even bother asking."
>Her face changes quickly, however, as the doors slide open to reveal an eight foot figure holding a chainsaw above his head, his face torn to shreds.
>Cryssy seems to be frozen in place as the man takes one step into the elevator, and as you grab her arm, she makes a light noise that you can only interpret as her terrified version of a threatening growl.
>She shakes it off quickly, though, as you pass around the man and she realizes that it was simply a mounted animatronic.
>"Peh. Silly, really. I bet the blade on that saw wasn't even real."
>>27896618
Bump
>>27896618
bringing back memories of when I used to work at a haunted corn maze. good times
Page 9 bump while I listen to Page 10 Bump by Typicalrarifag.
>>27899980
Good taste, anon.
>>27896618
Go on..
>>27896618
Pastebin in case of failure to bump?
Oh shit page ten
>be anon puzzaan after war in fucking hot land.
>This bitch is suicidal. You've seen your buddies torn apart by idf and ieds. Not to mention the countless others who couldn't adapt back to regular life.
>And this bitch is going to kill herself over not having a bf
>Pull out your suicide prevention card and apply a.c.e
>act, care, escort her to mental hospital.
>qt bug girl is sad
>put arm around her
>she bursts into treats
