Tiny ponies
Imagine a tiiiny pony just trying to snuggle you, but they can't because you're so big! So they're just trying their darndest anyways and hugging onto the collar of your t-shirt.
>>27803699
I'd be too afraid to squish them.
>>27803717
Don't worry, they'll just sit in your hair whilst you use the computer. Make a tiny pony nest in there.
>>27803724
or your shirt pocket
>>27804261
The perfect tiny pony bed.
>>27803724
what if skinhead?
>>27804665
Give them a swastika hanky to snuggle into.
What would be the best way to let them? Rub their belly with your ginger? Use your fingernails to gently scratch their backs?
>>27803457
>>27803457
>tiny ponies
You mean LITTLE ponies, right?
>>27804724
you use your finger to rub their belly.
>>27804964
Sounds like best method. Up near ribcage, or their soft, pudgy marshmallow bellies?
>>27804991
Marshmallow bellies. Definitely.
>>27803457
Tiny ponies erk me. There fuckability goes down because physics but there cuteness skyrockets. What I mean is I like them but I'm blu balled and thus suffer.
>>27805003
Would they squee, purr, pant?
>>27805082
definitely squee
>>27805132
Do you think they'd like to travel with Hooman beans?
Congratulations, you have crushed the tiny pone with your dick.
Pillock.
>>27805016
>anon is a giant in Equestria
>to him, everything is just tinier than expected
>being an amiable bumblefuck, he is accepted quite readily in society
>lifting stuff and carrying things is an easy source of revenue
>tiny foals barely bigger than your hand use you as a jungle gym while chilling at the park.
How do you have sexy times with tiny ponies?
>>27805215
definitely
well not exactly tiny
>>27804542
Goddamn that ass is nice.
>>27804765
I want Lyra to do that on my dick.
>>27805132
that q is definitely the symbol for female
>>27805533
They wrap around your penis and hump it.
>>27806182
I assume the artist is German, because thats how we learned to write a small Q in school.
>>27807037
Is that her favorite hat to munch on?
Fucking obligatory
>>27807395
That is one tiny Flutter Butter.
>>27807410
they just keep getting smaller, soon they will be small enough to enter the blood stream.
>>27807427
Could they fight evil viruses and bacteria to keep hooman safe?
>>27807451
Give tiny sweet
For tiny sweet
Hear sweet squee
Yes
How do i feed pink pony if pony food is literally 3 times the size of her?
>>27807499
Break it into crumb chunks.
>>27807792
Anon isn't very good at training a disobedient communist
>>27807797
he is not
>>27807395
This made me imagine that you're sitting in your room doing jack all when suddenly something flutters around your head and you, thinking it's a moth or fly, swat it away with your hand, only to discover it's a pony.
>cue overly dramatic crying as realization hits
>>27803457
Micro/macro, it's all about perspective really.
>>27807792
It took me going to sleep and occasionally coming back to realize that she's talking about the food and not their body mass.
my little pony
>>27807866
Twilight's face disturbs me, reminds me of a fluffy.
>>27808815
i have enough of your shit carlos !!!
>>27808815
at least post pony versions of your memes
>>27810250
you too you dumb blue cunt !!
>>27810466
>dumb blue cunt
Sir I'll have you know I'm a beautiful work of art
>>27810595
on your knee you dipshit !
OP here, this thread has gone off track just post whatever now.
>you will never stitch tiny pony blue wizard her hat and cloak.
>She will never thank you by performing a magic show only viable by a microscope
>You will never panic as you sneeze and see her get blown across the room.
Can pony get more tiny than plankton
>>27804542
I just want to lift up Pinkie's skirt and ram her ass.
>>27811481
same tbhh famm
>>27811468
I would say small enough that they can wear a thimble as a hat is good.
>>27811468
>>27811536
even smaller
>>27811677
All matter is not energy. It is pone. Everything is pone. Recursive ponies.
Because the MMP thread needs competition.
>>27807499
>>27807505
>>27804693
I still think its funny that because SHARP (Skin Heads Against Racial Prejudice) protested Aryan brotherhood rallies so much people thought skinheads were just another white supremacy group, to the point that actual racists think it as well, despite being started by a mix of races, predominately black
>>27809671maybe you should flush it then
>>27817057
>>27817116
It's only a joke,no need to fly off the handle,someone might think you weretriggered
>>27817090
fucking adorable
>>27805283
Why cant we have this
such simple pleasures
