Reminder that these two aremother and son, and that it's canon.
this is now an incest thread
>>27798916
and twilight was a verbally abusive Single mother trying to make it through school thanks to celestia
>>27798933
>>27798961
The strange this is, this explains spike's psychological desire to be useful and feelings of inferiority to the mane six PERFECTLY.
>>27798961
>taking it up the ass like a champ
>>27798916
What a shitty mother
>>27799036
I blame Celestia
>>27799081
I blame spike
>>27799124
EVERYONE blames spike
>>27798916
>Spike hatched the very moment Twilight was admitted into magic school
>they should be within the age range of siblings
>Spike is living with Twilight instead of Twilight's parents
>Twilight's parents considered Spike to be Twilight's and not theirs, despite being young enough to be their child
>Twilight is now old enough to be a mom
>Twilight's parents only considered themselves grandparents when Flurry Heart was born
Twilight's parents are truly horrible people.
>>27799207
>>27799124
>>27798933
XD
Oh my fucking god, the sad trainwreck that is spike's life just keeps getting better and better!
>>27799081
Top kek
I want to_hugSpikelovingly
>>27799251
Damn... Spike has a better back story and current character arc than any other char.
I'm still pissed that Twilight didn't get him a bed until season 5.
>>27799295
i want spike to bend over and take my penis in as fast and as hard as he can tolerate it
Anyone have a link the comic that these pics are from.
>>27799300
One day he'll have access to the greatest dragon pussy in all the lands and all of her wealth and those at her command.
He'll still be the beta ass pussy in the relationship though.
>>27798984
He's probably smarter than the other five. Having to write so much for Twilight, he must be decently literate and I'm sure she's droned on and lectured about random academic crap to him for hours meaning hes probably pretty smart in science and history and math and crap. He's smart, kind, loyal af, more generous than the element of generosity. He encompasses half of the elements better than the actual elements do.
>>27799340
but he's also a dragon and therefore not worthy of citizenship.
>>27799328
I gotta disagree. In two episodes we've seen that he doesn't fit in well with other dragons and dragon culture. He's been raised by ponies and knows their culture. Plus, it's already canon that he has a crush on two ponies.
>>27799340
I dont think thats really the point anyway, I mean look at fucking no friends mc autism twilight somehow being the element of magic. She went to adulthood without having any friendships. sure you can say amending fences but that shit wasn't canon for years and years of our understanding of twilight, and even when it was revealed she might have had a friend that friendship was completely one sided.
TL:DR fuck the mane sixes "virtues". they don't embody shit.
>>27799340
Hi spike
>>27798916
>and that it's canon.
>>27799362
>TL:DR fuck the mane sixes "virtues". they don't embody shit.
The elements of harmony are gone anyways, they don't matter anymore.
>>27799340
>>27799362
God, I hope Guardians of Harmony and/or the movie gives Spike the backstory and honor he deserves as a character. He really does embody the best of them all.
>>27799352
He was born on Equestrian soil. That means he a citizen.
>>27799379
that only applies to ponies, not subpony mongoloid lizards.
>>27799389
Says who? Besides, he was raised partially by the ruler if equestria so I'm sure she would have granted him Citizenship. Even if she didn't then, he went on to save the crystal empire and make good connections between dragons and ponies for the first time in many years. Even if he didn't get it after all that, Twilight is a princess now and can give Citizenship to him. I'm 100% positive hes a citizen now.
>>27799413
You can't give honorary citizenship to Subpony races of degenerates! Its just not done!
a degenerate race is a degenerate race no matter who they know!
Its why the Gryphons have to all live in the ghettos.
>>27799379
He has to go back.
>>27799424
Well yeah, griffons are subpony of course. But dragons are like yaks; they have a monarchy and are led by rules. They even have some sort of magic abilities among them.
>>27799424
Well, he's a citizen. Deal with it faggot.
>>27798916
No, it's not canon. Their relationship is much more like brother and sister, as we see in the first season.
>>27799429
BACK TO WHERE? HE WAS BORN IN 'QUESTRIA. HE HAS NO CITIZENSHIP ANYWHERE ELSE. Its like trying to send a Canadian that was born in America back to Mexico.
>>27799453
>>27799462
You act like I wouldn't want that.
>>27799440
>Citizens
>Equestria itself
They're Celestia's subjects, not citizens. Next you'll be saying anything but small local elections of ineffective mayors should happen.
>>27799469
Touché.
>>27799453
His race came from the dragonlands, so we should ship him back there.
Honestly it makes perfect sense to me, its like shipping the blacks back to africa.
>>27799479
He tried to go and live with the dragons and he didn't fit in. Its like sending blacks back then realizing they forgot how to throw spears.
>>27799453
anon I have a new goal in life
>>27799493
Umm... you're welcome I guess?
>>27799484
>true story of the past
>>27799484
Not the ponies problems.
>>27799484
>sucks at dragon
>>27799507
>sucks at ponies?
>>27799510
Spike fits better into pony society than some of the damn ponies themselves.
>>27798961
If i was spike I would have just checked out there. I wouldn't be able to live with that at that kind of age. I would never be able to get those words out of my head, it would probably destroy me for the rest of my life little by little.
Maybe that is why spike is so scared to disappoint twilight.
Now I want to read about filly Twilight raising hatchling Spike. Could anyone recommend a good fanfic?
>>27799899
The writer of this openly said he didn't care about it or what people think of it. I guess he thinks it doesn't matter.
>>27799922
Apparently he had perfect parents and friends who never made any soul crushing remarks to him. That sort of shit ruins lives.
>>27799928
He was bullied, which makes his Sunset Shimmer comic even weirder. But he can't write regardless.
>>27799340
>Spike more loyal and generous than Rainbow and Rarity
Spike's loyalty and generosity ain't worth shit considering he's a child and completely dependent on Twilight, and Rainbow and Rarity are completely independent adults with aspirations and their own lives to live.
A dependent child is more loyal/generous than independent adults? Well, duh, but the loyalty/generosity of the independent adults is surely worth way more, right?
>that moment when you realize that the land magic pastel horses is just as fucked up as this shithole
I'm not sure I want to go to Equestria anymore...
![large[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6P6dgLn.jpg "large[2].jpg")
>>27799899
he gets to have hot chocolate served by a princess though
>>27799947
Think about all that Spike has sacrificed or was willing to sacrifice for his friends. He's practically defined by this, putting those he cares about above himself. So yeah. Wouldn't say he's better than them at it, he would probably represent Sacrifice as an element. No one with a childish understanding of the world makes the decisions he can.The two characters who I could conceivably being killed off in some safe, but permanent way, are Spike and Celestia. Won't happen but he would go that far.
>>27799971
>annoying
>useless
>nuisance
>stupid
Have a kid and then call them these names when they are about 2-4 years old. Then when they are about 10 see how much they give a shit about hot coco, they probably won't even know what joy feels like.
>>27800002
he's more like a few months old, doesn't understand a word of what she says
>>27800039
Dragons are actually smarter than humans going by legend. No telling what he can understand.
>>27798916
>comics
>canon
>>27798916
No, Twilight Sparkle is actually is like a big sister to Spike and Spike is like a little brother to Twilight.
>>27799124
This whole comic seems depressing.
>>27799374
>implying
The mane 6 are still able to use the elements, it just works as rainbow power and is lethal.
So will Spike ever grow physically?
>>27798933
>>27798961
>>27799005
>comic
>canon
LOL
>>27799251
>All my best friends
>ALL
>my best
>friends!
Twilight is a bad at friendship
>>27800315
The worst part is that Spike's name came from his interpretation of Twilight yelling at him and telling him that he's stupid.
His own name is the live evidence of the spikeabuse
>>27800902spike abuse has always been real
>>27799124
>>27799081
IDW celestia is a fucking mess
>>27800902
What the hell, I hate twilight now
>>27799124
I blame the writer
http://tedlyanderson.tumblr.com/post/141149825933/annotations-for-my-little-pony-40-twilight-and
>>27798933
i wasn't here for having feels
>>27800971
And I blame Meghan McCarthy
>>27798916
>implying they're not more like big sister and kid brother
>implying their relationship needs some neat familial categorization
Naw Twilight is the big sister and Apike ia the ahitty little brother
>>27802690
>>27802699
>>27798916
so if spike sticks his finger into twilight sparkle's anus and wiggles it around trying to find her g-spot, that makes it incest? no way man. that's not fair.
>>27798916
Did Spackle shit that egg? I think not.
No biological relation.
Yet she raised Spike from the day he hatched.
That's as close to a mommy as Spike will ever get.
>>27799956
not even close
>>27798916
Reminder that these two aremother and daughter, and that it's canon.
>>27802859
>>27802859
Weak bait is weak
>>27799921
There is already a comic showing all that.
>>27802690
>so you don't feel strange
Because going through life as a homunculus is so normal.
>>27801106
Now we need a comic about how AJ is so responsible because her parents were abusive drunks and she had to raise Applebloom by herself.
>>27799971
Reminder that THIS happened.
God spike's life is fucked up
>>27807000
Trips spoke the truth.
I don't have PhD from psychology, but this is more than disturbing. Twilight should already intervene seeing this picture already.
Is she at least aware of that?
>>27802619
Did you have a stroke and forget where the s key was?
>>27800304
>Brother
>Sister
This only makes the sex hotter
>>27798961
>>27807514
>>27798916
change that to Foster and you're right
What about:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_guardian
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ward_(law)
Twilight was hardly seen as affectionate sister / mother figure.
>>27804325
It's not bait if it's true.
Rarity really needs to stop leading spike by the dick and tell him straight up it will never happen so spike can get on with his life and rejoin the dragon kind and marry.
>yfw season 7 finale
>>27807811
i want ti sniff spikes cloaca.
>>27807652
But it's not true. So...yeah.
>>27806969
kek/10
