>"Alright, master will come back just... right... Now!"
>"..."
>"Now!"
>"..."
>"He said he has to buy some food. How long can it take?"
>"Just don't panic, he'll be here any minute. R-right?"itt: Pones act like (domestic) animals
>>27786956
>>27786956
This picture is stupid. Unless he works the night shift
>>27787386
Or Anon got into an accident and M6 are waiting for him for several days.
BEST
PONE
Is it time yet?
>>27787489
>>27787513
But wait!
There is more!
>>27787489
>>27787548
Welp, there goes my happiness.
might as well
http://pastebin.com/Ce3Pfi7p
http://pastebin.com/rXfUCqMX
>>27786956
Where's that greentext based on this?
>>27788177
Is there a green for that?
I second that request!
>>27787489
dammit i wasn't suppose to feel today... how could you!?
>>27787489
>>27787548
Yeah, um . . .
Can I have some happy feels, please? I don't like the sad feels.
>>27787489
Wow, fuck the guy who wrote this
>>27791139
Too bad! Sad feels are all you're getting.
>>27786956
damnit, that image makes me sad :(
>>27791328
Fuck you, anon! Next time you want happy feels, I'll make sure to give YOU sad feels! See how you like that.
>>27787489
Right in my fucking feels man.
>>27787590
>>27787622
>>27787665
>>27787671
>>27787725
>>27787757
>>27791405
These are really cute. Maybe we can make a green text with these and OP's pic. I would like this.
>>27787489
No, fuck you. I read the first one I'm not reading this shit. I felt to much today.
>>27787401
That calendar is nearly correct.
>It's Saturday night
>In your household, also known as Bath Night
"Rainbow hold still" you mutter, fussing over the pegasus in your lap
>Applejack plops her head over the bath, a book clasped in her mouth
"No Applejack, we're not reading 'The Little Apple That Could' right now" you intone, shooing the recently dried mare away
>The spurned mare pouts and shakes herself vigorously, spraying you with the rest of the water in her coat, before scurrying off
>Oh great now you had to deal with that later
>You turn your mind back to the task at hand
"I don't know how you managed to get THIS dirty playing in a birdbath of all places Rainbow"
>Rainbow whines and turns her head away in shame
>Beside her emerges Pinkie Pie's head from the water, equipped with a snorkel and goggles for such treacherous conditions
>This wasn't a bath after all, they were in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean!
>Fluttershy whimpers and clutches onto the back of your neck
>She was terrified of being submerged, but couldn't stand to be seperated from the others
>And so for the moment this was the best compromise you could make
>On the other side of the bathroom Twilight was in the middle of drying herself
>Bath time was no problem for her, and she was able to take care of herself quite well
>If only you could say the same for the others
>On the bench above her stands Rarity, patiently waiting for you to finish with the others before starting on her mane
>She insisted on a certain style after all
>Finally Rainbow was properly cleaned and you release your grip on her for a moment
>Instinctually the mare tries to fly upwards before her waterlogged wings carry her back down into the bath with a mighty 'SPLASH'
>Water sprays throughout the bathroom, soaking Twilight and Rarity
>The two mares huff, whinny and stamp their hooves angrily at Rainbow
>Rainbow whinnies back sheepishly; retreating, just to be safe, behind your shoulder with Fluttershy
>>27787757
>>27791405
I want a pet pony, not a fucking cat. Cats are shit
>>27792402
YOU TAKE CAT! No refun!
>>27788177
When
>>27792118
Moar
Does anyone have an links to stories with rainbow (or anypony) being anon's pet?
>>27792402
For that statement you will die painfully!
I want to cuddle Puppy Pie.
So, if their pets, what kind of animal would they be? Pinkie would be the loyal puppy for sure.
>>27795279
Rarity would be a cat.
This is a horse.
>>27795676
I want topetthis horse
>>27787671
I can still hear come as you are when i see this pic
>>27794320
Dont you mean PURRfully?!
I remember this used to be a popular subject back during the /co/ days. At first people just talked about ponies on earth and how they'd end up as pets. Later they started talking about ponies modified to be pets. Amputated ponies, boneless ponies, fluffy ponies. Even lab rat ponies. Good times...
We should make /mlp/ great again.
>>27787489
>>27797892
Fund it.
>>27787489
>Sometimes....Its not easy being green.
>>27792402
Well fuck you too then faggot
>>27787441
>30 minutes to check DA
takes me 30 seconds.
>>27787489
>>27800043
>wake up at 8:30
>breakfast at 10:15
that schedule is all sorts of bullshit
Remember to not let fat children near your pet pones, it wont end well.
>>27787441
>Checking tumblr before feeding your pon
>Checking tumblr
>>27800684
>tumblr
>derpi
>dA
Apparently Twilight's owner has artism.
>>27800331
to be fair i usually have coffee when i wake up and then breakfast like 3 hrs later.
Suppose I should give this greentext writing a shot...
>You are Anon, an average joe and soon to be a pround owner of your very own pet pony.
>About four years ago these ponies were everywhere and nearly everybody you knew had one.
>Except you.
>Now everyone had moved onto handbag puppies or whatever the latest fad was and you had finally had enough money to buy your own.
>Surprisingly ponies were rather expensive to own.
>You had been sat inside the waiting room for around twenty minutes now, waiting for the veterinary to come back with your new pony.
>"Mr Anonymous?" The receptionist reads aloud.
"Yes" you say, standing up and walking over to the desk.
>"Your pony is waiting in room four, just down the hall." The receptionist points at the double doors that led deeper into the animal rescue.
>You quickly mutter a "Thank you" as you race to the door and down the short hallway.
>After nearly four years, you're finally getting your own pony...It's my first time writefagging, please be gentle
>>27787441
at least use the correct one
>>27802094
keep goin
>>27802094
Hello friend. I think I'm a so and so writefag. How would you like it if rewrote your green later and you learned by studying the differences between our versions?
>>27802094
I hope it will be Twalot.
>>27802094
>She looks exactly like she did on the website...
>Bright pink with a darker pink and fuzzy mane, with those large blue eyes that instantly lock with your own as you walked in.
>She looks like she wanted to run up and pounce you, but the veterinary held her grip on the leash that connects with a collar around the pony's neck, barely holding her in place.
>"Hello Mr Anonymous, is this the pony you wanted?" The vet asks, gesturing to a chair next to her own.
"Yes it is." You reply, taking a seat.
>Unknowingly, you had entered the pink pony's range and as soon as you sat down she was upon you, jumping up and proceeds to try and snuggle on your lap.
>Before the vet could pull her back, you ask for the leash and begin to scratch behind her ears in an attempt to calm the pony down, with great success.
>The pony yawns and curls up on your lap, content to enjoy the scratching you are giving.
>The vet is saying something, but you aren't paying much attention, you are too absorbed in the bundle of fluff on your lap to care.
>This was the pony you had wanted for so long, and nothing the vet could say would dissuade you from taking her home with you.
>escaped through mirror
>did not turn human
>instead gained domestication
>realized too late why Celestia warned her
>ends up adopted by local human who isn't sure what she is, but gives her a good home
>grudgingly accepts her new situation at first to survive, but gradually becomes content, then happy
>>27802443
>Before you left the animal rescue, the vet had said something about your pony that quickly became apparent.
>She was rather 'hyper'.
>As soon as you let her off the leash in the living room, she had quickly made herself at home...
>No surface was left unclimbed, no chair or mattress untested for comfiness and most importantly every room was searched for hidden treasure.
>You followed her around during her adventure, giving a commentary on each thing that appeared to capture her limited interest.
>Most of the time she moved on before you were able to finish.
>Your home was nothing special, just a small single floor house in the middle of nowhere, composed of five rooms.
>Her adventure was cut short when she realized that she had made it back into the living room.
>She is now looking up at you expectingly, those large and adorable eyes held together a pleading look.
"Do you want something?" you ask, kneeling down to lose some of your imposing height.
>You heard a small rumble and she let's out a faint wimper.
>Of course, she's hungry...
>>27802718
I like this. Moar!
>exotic pets
>cute, but require extra care
>large pool a must
>>27802617
She didn't lose all her rebelliousness.
Can pones eat grass?
>>27802617
those eyes are unsettling
>>27803726
>You will never have 2 qt unicorn filly geniuses
>They will never help you solve homework or assist on projects just to get you in bed with them faster
IMPORTANT INFORMATIONAL BUMP
>>27802617
>Ends up adopted by human fluttershy
>EqG never happens
Good end
Twiggy makes a good pet pone.
>>27794088
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/272929/1/a-mans-best-friend/chapter-1
(by 8th-sin. Also in his pastebin).
http://pastebin.com/wze2tj94
>>27794088
Then there's this one.
http://pastebin.com/7nkV59yn
The ponies aren't quite pets, but anon thinks they are.
http://pastebin.com/tzdWHHYt
http://pastebin.com/xiuPBYKv
>>27808772
>>27809834
AJ gets all the sugar cubes.
your cat-pones are disgusting. Pony is anything but stupid domestic animal that shit under itself
>>27810047
What's it like to be this much of a nigger?
>>27810290
I want to save this poor stallion from fat acceptance riding camp.
>>27810047
You sir, are not my nigga.
>>27787463
Lyra or random pony?
>>27810958
And your asshole is my DICK's spot, so get ready applejack
>>27792402
Cat pones are cute
>>27803654
Just kick her off, she a shit pone anyway
pet bump
>>27792402
You're a shit.
>>27802189
>Off-by-one Kenobi
>>27803726
I have some serious mental armor against cute, but HNNNGH.
>>27812520
see thats just sexy
god damn it /mlp/ what have you done to me?
Pones need a lot of affection, so be sure to hug your pones or bad things will happen.
>>27812570
Thats creepy.
>>27809954
HHNNNNGGGGGG..
>>27794088
Anon is gonna get scratched
>>27810290
> 0 - 3 sad onion
Fucking lost it.
>>27809965
Sr pelo?
>>27817907
no...no...NOOOO
>>27817907
she's cute
I wonder if that makes all the other ponies chiwawas?
>>27818508
It's a fucking Corgi, you retard.And I'd hit it!
>>27818744
I'm thinking that he meant that the corgi is bitter than a chihuahua. Though I'd prefer the princesses to be corgis and the other ponies be yorkies.
>>27817907
>>27818744
Fuck I shouldn't post while drunk, cant read for shit, sorry.
>>27797892
>End up as pets.
elaborate?
>>27814205
No ammount of affection is good enough for ponies, they need a companion animal to be with them at all times.
>>27818993
>Pet pony pets.
Woah, guys, I think we've just found the cutting edge.
>>27809786
>>27809825
Any more specific to dashie?
>>27810290
>Presented by McDonalds
>>27787489
My feels why did you do this to my feels
>>27812570
What the fuck
>>27815709
It's sad because all the other onions got ate at the camp's post-breakfast pre-brunch twelve-course feast.
we already know what Twilight Barkle would look like
>>27819557
>all the other onions got ate
Implying fat people would actually eat vegetables.
