Would you fall in love with a vampire pony?
>>27785875
no, necrophilia isnt my fetish.
>>27785875
i would let vampire fluttershy drink a little of my blood every night so that she doesn't have to hurt anyone else, but not enough that i'll fugging die.
>>27785881
They're not dead, just...mostly dead
>>27785875
Only if she is Trixie
>>27785875
Die, monster!
You don't belong in this world!
>>27785881
Disgusting
>>27785875
Other than the fact that that would be against already waifuing, sure.
>>27785875
>not posting superior vampire pony in OP pic
>>27785940
succubi aren't vampires m8
CREPUSPONY
I'd fuck herwith my shotgun
>>27785883
There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead means that they're still a little alive.
>>27785875
As long as the only thing she sucks is my penis.
>>27785875
I'd drive myStakeinto herheart
>>27785875
>Doing the Olivia
>Without a giant horsecock
It's just not the same.
>>27785875
Knowing that a Vampire is basically an undead means he vagina will be cold... really cold.
That's a big turn off.
>>27786328
That's why you need to warm her up a little
>>27786339
My dick doesnt want to go inside something cold and humid.
That's a no-no.
>>27785882
>Fugging
Fuck off underaged
>>27786328
>He has never fapped using some ice
Ultra mega pleb
>>27786363
That's weird
You're a weirdo.
But I will pass.
They tend to be quite evil.
>>27786376
>Weird
i saw that being recommended in a fucking men's health magazine.
It is fucking normie shit as fuck.
>>27785883
>>27786095
Just like you, anon.
>>27786328
>not fucking a vampire in a hot shower
P L E B
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>>27786356
>he doesn't know the fug meme
Fuck off newfagINB4 damage control/samefag
>>27786481
>Spurdo memes
And then you say you aren't underaged and should fuck off? pfff
>>27786435
Tell me what the magazine said. I currently can't masturbate at all and I wonder if ice would help...
>>27785875
I would love to get a blowjob from a vampire. It would be a thrilling night ofFear and Delight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABS-mlep5rY
>>27786511
It said that to spice sex up a bit you should try using ice.
Obviously don't be retarded and leave it on so you get a fucking buyrn, just rub it all over your cock as long as it feels good, then fap. If it starts getting too cold, take it off, then repeat.
I came very hard that time, but takes a while.
ITT: Queers who won't sex a qt vampire pone
>>27786624
Well luckily I would.
Just not convinced about the becoming one myself thing, though.
>>27786656
You don't have to, as long as you watch your back around her
>>27786664
Wouldn't she convert me while I sleep though?
>>27786671
If she loves you she wouldn't. That wouldn't stop her from trying all day though
>"Hey anon, can I bite you?"
"No"
>"Please?"
"No"
>"Please!"
"No"
>"But you look so tasty!"
>>27786693
Would I be able to use a serum like the one that Blade drank in the movie to keep himself sane?
>>27786712
If you can make one
>>27786693
>"But you look so tasty!"
That's my fetish
>>27786724
Ok, maybe not but
>Use vagabond pones like in the movie
>Farm their blood
Easy peasy.
>>27786736
Or just don't let her bite you when she's feeling...hungry
Look, you have to drink a vampire's blood to become a vampire after you've been bitten. That's how it works. So you can give your vampire waifu a little bit of blood as she needs it without being turned full vamp yourself.
>>27785875
That depends. Was she a vampire from the beginning?
If not, I should remove myself for allowing that to happen.
>>27786781
>Anton Yelchin
>>27786767
Well she would never feel hungry if I have 5 or 6 pones sedated and continuously farm their blood, right?
>>27786814
That sounds illegal
>>27785875
I'm into succubus, so yes...
>>27786828
So you prefer to become a vampire and kill lots of innocents or to die when Blade or a Belmont pone come for you? no thanks.
>>27786848
Aren't you already killing a bunch of innocents to satisfy your vampire wife's hunger?
>>27786858
Two vampires do more damage than one.
>>27786858
They are vagabon pones and you are keeping them sedated.
They would have died in the streets anyway, so who cares.
>>27786881
Every life is sacred
>>27786892
What part of "they would have died" you don't get? Either starving, killed by some psycho or out of an illness.
This is basically turning them into cows, minus the slaughter.
>>27786905
I'm not sure the princesses would agree
>>27786924
Well it is not like we have much choice anyways at this point.
So either you get your fetish satiated or keep your morals, your choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UBjRCzd8cg
>>27786933
I'd just go to the local blood bank to keep her supplied
>>27786946
Oh of course, you do that.
And don't forget that when patients need that blood, you are indirectly killing them.
>>27786963
There wouldn't be any patients that need it, since no one ever gets hurt in equestria, unless you're Sombra, then you just explode
>>27786980
When I say hurt, I mean to the point where they lose blood
>>27786980
>No one gets hurt in Equestria
Ponies were sick in literally episode 3.
Dash got hurt in an episode too, in that same episode we can see a bandaged pony too.
Don't lie to yourself.
>>27786994
No ones ever lost any blood though
>>27787020
That's only cause of the target audience.
And if there is "no blood at all", how would a vampire pony even work? if it is like Fluterbat, then you simply give her fruits and problem solved. Boring and easy.
>>27787032
Is there any way I can satisfy her and save my own neck without hurting innocents?
>>27787046
Nope
This is why vampire hunters always want to kill them all. In the lore they are cursed creatures anyway.
>>27787063
What should we do?
>>27787073
Like I said, either you farm blood from vagabonds like in the movie or you kill them all.
Fetish or morals, which one will win?
>>27787079
I guess my vampire fetish wins and I'll farm some bums
>>27787101
>fluttershy: WARE WA MESSIAH NARI! LOL.(I'M THE MESSIAH! LOL)
>>27785940
Holy fuck those legs were made for sex.
>>27785875
Sure, but it might take more than a few drops out of my finger to satisfy her hunger.
>>27787645
does that specific fluttershy has hematophilia?
or she is just like the vampires from this doujin?
>https://nhentai.net/g/50535/
>>27787684
Most likely just needs the blood to survive.
>>27786455
2deep4me
>>27785875
Only if she'll suck my bloodick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuS0KDthQcs
>>27785875
Only if we sing this everytime she wants to be fed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ea5jKFGgUw
question time!
what kind of foal she will give us if she ever mated in the vampiric state?
would get a 'dhampir' or bat pony? perhpas a pony with a bat wing and a pegasus wing?
>>27788113
They'd be half vampire
>>27786671
Why would she ruin a willing source of blood?
>>27788420
Don't you get infected if they bite you and don't kill you?
>>27788532
No, you have to drink a vampire's blood to become a vampire.
>>27788594
Well she may still kill you if she drinks your blood by accident.
>>27788594
And why would any sane person do that?
>>27786279
That's her knee m8
>>27788602
>if she drinks your blood by accident
How would she accidentally drink our blood?
>>27788618
Drinking too much of it. Supposedly it is very hard for them to control themselves once they start.
>>27788612
Look at her legs both being the same length and being straight down.
>>27788618
Some playful nibbling, accidentally biting too hard.
She smells the blood, loses control.
>>27788618
>>27788628
>>27788673
That's why you never let her get too hungry. Give her a little bit of blood every hour throughout the day, then a bit more than normal, enough to get her through the night.
No ones said it yet? Ok I'll do it.
Green when?
>>27788700
Or you simply do what I have been saying and get rid of issues and she can drink all she wants at anytime, so you can concentrate in fucking and enjoying yourselves instead.
>>27786933
>>27788732
>she can drink as much as she wants
But then you'll run out of boner blood and now you can't have sex
>>27788873
Did you even watch the video I linked? You farm blood from vagabonds to keep her fed and then you can forget about worries other than fucking and a possible visit from Blade or Belmont ponies.
>>27788898
Don't worry about it
>>27785940
>Superior vampire pony
>Posts Rarity
Look I'm a Rarifag and all too, but pic related is the only god-tier vampire pony. The world knows it.
>>27785875
I'd go full Rienfield for Fluttervampire. To gaze into those eyes, to feel her cold embrace, and the pleasurable pain of her fangs sinking into my neck...
Sorry, my goth phase never fully went away.
>>27789341>>27789341
This. Maximun goth romance. But i would go more skyrim style..rule an old castle with her, becoming vamp myself, build up a small society, get luna to back us up and breed mindless blood cattle ponies in the "wine cellar".
>>27788612
>she has a third leg
how horrifying
Green.
When?
I'd let her suck me
>>27785881
Gay alert
>>27785875
Burn the Heretic
Kill the Mutant
Purge the Unclean
>>27785875
>"T-the final n-nights are upon us, anon!"
"Sure thing flutters."
>"N-n-no, really! G-gehenna is near! Um, if that's okay with you..."
"Good luck on your re-election, senator."
>>27787645
>Fluttershy will never be a cute Vampire
>Fluttershy will never dress up as a vampire to surprise you
>Fluttershy will neverbe real
>>27786279
What's this? Is it related to that russian queen(?) who was famous for making love to a horse?
>>27786095
"Toooobllaaaave."
>>27786693
>>27785881
Pleb tier taste
>>27787684
What's the type 90 shit mean?
>>27793034
That image is where it all started.
Man there sure are a lot of pussies in this thread unable to give up a pint of blood or 2 for their waifu.
Hell just request a blood bank to give you a pint of your own blood.
>>27785875
THIS WOULD SUCK
>>27786146
>not wanting to stick your penis in her vagina while she sucks blood from your neck
>>27793630
Hnnnnnngggggg
>>27786328
Although vampires are typically classified as undead, it's a bit misleading in my opinion. They are not zombies, and unlike most undead creatures, they never actually died - just transformed into something else. Or in some cases, were born that way.
More like a form of lycanthropy really.
I'd be shocked if vampires had to actually hunt people. I figured if they just put out something on Craigslist they'd get people lining up to be sucked dry.
I wonder, do different types of blood taste differently to vampires? Like, would type O be their equivalent of vegetables?
>>27793732
There's a scene in Hellsing where a vampire is guessing the different types of blood he's drinking basing it off certain qualities
>>27793732
http://youtu.be/j6fISmBSkYE
ITT Vampires who need a fistful of Hamon.
>>27793594
i am going to suplex you, carlos
>no one wants to write green
Why
>>27786279
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
I forget where it was but I remember reading one legend that vampirism came from a demon disease afflicting humans
>>27785875
I'd fall a stake into her chest, that's what I'd do.
>>27785875
Love is just a trick Mother Nature plays on you to get you to reproduce, so like... What was the question?
>>27799840
Humans are the real monsters
>>27785875
As long as she's got a small appetite and I dont turn/die from being fed upon.
>>27785940
This tbqhfamily
>>27793665
Depends on the setting, really. MLP obviously has set rules for traditional vampires, so it's pretty much up in the air.
>>27800614
>feed on people
>people get pissed
>they are the real monsters
>>27801922
But they don't want to do it, they need to drink blood, and not necessarily human blood
>>27794807
JOESTARS GET OUT
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>27794807
>>27787063
>>27787073
I love this dichotemy, an almost frisk/chara like vampire pacifist having to either avoid or appease the forces of light.
There was a fun idea I gave in SiM where by celestia/twilight enslave butterstutter instead of killing her, doing their best to make her obedient so that her pure blood strength can be controlled.
But it's just as fun when she isn't captured, when instead she has to save the world while avoiding the eyes of the sun tyrant and the like.
She must also defend her home from rival clans, and hers being small, she doesn't have much to get them to go away.
This concept is so good but path of kindness and blood is the only thing thats ever done it justice instead of just used vampshy for fapbait.
>>27797552
I do but theres no way you fags will like it because anon will never make an appearance ever.
Eat a dick,
Eat a dick,
Eat a muthafuckin dick.
>>27786504
Hyi vittu
Älä enää ikinä postaa mitään siitä saatanan paskasta :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
>>27785875
I already have.
>Wanting to fuck a vampire
>An undead being that will only drink your blood to become stronger and stronger
>>27803378
I don't see the downside
![My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic - S05 E25 - The Cutie Remark, Part 1 - FIX.mkv_snapshot_14.02_[2016.07.04_02.13.08].png](https://i.imgur.com/Y14xMGu.jpg "My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic - S05 E25 - The Cutie Remark, Part 1 - FIX.mkv_snapshot_14.02_[2016.07.04_02.13.08].png")
>>27787020
nit pick
>>27794807
Fuck off Joseph.
>>27802205
>>27802311
>>27804758>hamon breathing intensifies
>>27787032
PLASMA!
http://pastebin.com/tWAsN0me
http://pastebin.com/2YQbcHLk
Relevant, I guess.
>>27785875
loving a vampony would really suck.
>>27806430
Hand Made, go away.
Hand Made, go to Spain.
>>27786511
>>27786560
To really take it to the next level, add some salt to the ice
>>27787046
>Not wanting to be bitten and married to a 10/10 sexy vampire
>Not wanting cool ass powers that make you immortal and a ruler of the night
>Not wanting to declare yourselves Supreme King and Queen
>Not wanting to declare war on Equestria and become a major villain
>Not wanting to go into an epic final battle between good and evil with your undead legions vs Celestia and the mane six
>Not wanting to be a Vampire knowing that you will lose, but become the best villain in the series
Anon, I'm a bit disappointed with your lack of imagination
>>27788980
>god-tier vampire
Ahem.
>>27788610
Immortality, superstrength, et cetera at the cost of drinking a little blood and avoiding sunlight? I already eat rare steaks and shun the day.
Green when?
