Motumbo want your horse waifu
Matumbo take your horse waifu
Motumbo have umthondo like horse umthondo
>>27784699
No you can't take her.
>>27784699
>ten thousand years in prime real estate
>can't manage to domesticate a single species
>wants to domesticate a pony
>implications
Shiggery Diggery Doo, the board is laughing at you.
>>27784798
They have huge penises, you can't win
>>27784699
>>27784764
There's nothing to steal since tey don't exist.
Does one wive not make due?
Does she not brew a good stew?
Motumbo should go back in his hut
or I will stick this staff up his butt
>>27784892
hello, r9k
>>27784699
That is an attractive man, god damn.
>>27784699
Can't compete with Motumbo and his Africa cock.
She's yours, buddy.
>>27784699
I welcome the attempt, but whatever happens after you touch her is on your head.
>>27785832
>>27786044
Largest dick in the world belongs to a white Canadian man.
>>27784798
>Due to a magical incident, a portal between Equestria and Earth rips open right in the middle of the Congo
>Locals immediately attempt to tame, domesticate, subjugate, and/or kill the pony explorers coming through
>Princess Twilight herself comes through, liberates her subjects, and obliterates Congolese militias.
>She concludes they are no different from the sentient cows of Equestria and enslaves them.
>The African Union calls an emergency meeting to discuss how to deal with the sudden appearance of a technicolor equine empire in the darkest heart of Africa.
>What remains of the European Union condemns the nation and Romania secedes in a joint-referendum that also happens to legalize human-pony civil unions
>The Washington Post wins a Pulitzer for its breathless reporting on the "problematic ponies"
>Current Year Man sets a Facebook record for "most shared video" after doing a bit ripping off Independence Day. Both films.
>Germany invites African refugees to Malta without asking and declares New Equestria is fascist
>Ambassador Applejack appears before the United Nations with the whole world on edge, ready to hear what she has to say.
"Y'all let niggers tell ya what to do? That's dumber than pickin' apples under a crescent moon in August when you ain't found a snake in your hay bales for two months!"
>>27784699
Calm down there, Okonkwo.
