It's your waifus birthday. What did you get her?
>>27781580
My ear
>>27781580
My dick
>>27781607
Vincent, pls.
>>27781580
Life
Because she isn't real
>>27781610
I knew this was gonna be posted.
That depends. How well do we know each other?
>>27781580
>rape
>>27781678
You've been dating for a year and a half. You know her quite well.
A very special jar that I've been working on filling all year for her!
>Legends speak of an ancient tome.
>A powerful book so aged, they say it comes from of a time before time.
>This rare, priceless artifact of an age gone by is one of the last remaining treasures of an era lost to the unstoppable force of history.
>You searched diligently, scanned thousands of other books for clues to its location.
>And finally, it was yours.
>A gift that would redefine gifts.
>A present of love that proved your devotion to your beloved.
>You were shaking with anticipation when she opened the box.
>Her violet eyes grew wide when she realized what was before her.
>She set the book down and barreled into you, bringing you into a tight, tender hug.
>The excited mare continuously let a stream of ‘thankyouthankyouthankyou’ as she snuggled into your chest.
>Other party members giggled at this display of affection.
>When she finally let go of you, she clumsily got back to the ground and went back to admiring the book.
>Your heart soared when she spoke of what an amazing gift it was and how amazing you were to find it.
>Then she told you that it looks way better than her other copy.
>…
>Huh.
>Turns out, two copies of this prized relic survived, and your waifu had the other one.
>Something about a garage sale and finding it in a stack of dusty books?
>Well…Okay then.
>In the end, it wasn’t the reaction you were expecting.
>But the two of you did snuggle up later that night reading your own copies together.
>And that was a gift in itself.
>>27781797
That was actually pretty funny. Good job anon.
>>27781580
Object to my left, obviously.
Well fug, I suppose some love or something? Or something that would make sure she knows she is in fact best horse
