Are we going to hell because of the clopping?
which hell?
>>27765233
The Immaterium
>>27765116
>implying this isn't already hell
>>27765116
Yeah, but you get to fuck your waifu in hell because God sends all magic users to hell.
>inb4 muh waifu isn't a unicorn
Just about every creature in Equestria uses magic in some shape or form.
>>27765245
>The Immaterium
>>27765116
We are gooing deeper in hell for clopping.
We are in HELL.
This is HELL.
>>27765116
Does anyone care about what you fap to?
>>27765712
People on here used to tell me I should be castrated, raped and killed for it fairly regularly.
>>27765245
i see a fuckable anus.
>>27765726
Do you have the celestial Dong of Solid Gold to achieve that?Damn I wish I saved that Qing Dynasty flag edit
>>27765116
Not actually. There is infinite mercy.
Even homos get mercy, rapists, child abusers, everybody.
The thing is to get it, you must understand why what you were doing is wrong, dedicate your life to do the will of God and only then you can finally ascend. Otherwise, if you fail after who knows how many chances, then yes, you will rot in hell.
An unknown fact is that church has hidden the parts of the Bible that say that you have multiple lives and death is cheap.
So, just do your best or worst and you will farm what you plant.
>>27765736
You know, going to hell might just be preferable to spending eternity with people like you blowing sunshine and rainbows up my ass all day long.
>hell
I'm an amethyst. so not.
>>27766020
Then go for it.
Ah and some people say that we all eventually might return to God in the end.
So perhaps if that's true, you are still utterly fucked.
Cheers.
>>27765116
I like to think that we good to Equestria when we die if we're "good spirited," as it were.
>>27766442
I want to believe, anon.
Hell: anything happens there.
Heaven: you must be good or fuck altar boys.
Hell is best for freedom. Like this site.
Heaven is good for censorship and sjw scum.
>>27766615
Freedom while being empty on the inside, yes.
That void you always have, you and tyour kind, will never be filled.
>>27766469
Then believe.
>>27766388
do you mean atheist ?
>>27767883
>>27765116
Depends on your religion.
Islam allow fucking animals.
>>27765116
Go to heaven for the atmosphere.
Go to hell for the company.
Go to oblivion because there is no such thing as the afterlife.
>>27768034
edgy
>>27765116
See you there friends
>>27768070
You're supposed to say *Tips fedora*.
Learn your memes, newfag.
>>27768097
No. He's right. "Go to hell for the company" is pretty damn edgy.
>>27768070
wrong meme, dipshit
>>27768097
oh yeah
*unsceaths katana*
*teleports behind you*
*wispers my father's dying words into ear*
*"you're a pretty big guy"*
If it exists, which is unlikely since the field of Neurology has pretty much disproved the idea of dualism (basically the idea that the mind is either in whole or in part separate from the body) and therefore eliminates the possibility of consciousness surviving death. More likely when you die your consciousness will simply cease to exist.
Better to live life the way you see fit rather than let other people dictate how you should live it using ancient scare tactics to ensure that you conform to the lifestyle that they think you should lead, especially since half of those beliefs are based on mistranslated Hebrew text.
>>27768316
This.
>>27768316
>Neurology has pretty much disproved the idea
>proof
>empiricism
The word you're looking for is "evidence", and yes, there is a difference. Besides,
>implying everyone who believes in a higher power takes the bible word for word
>implying everyone who believes listens to fire-and-brimstone preachers unironically
you can't stop the clop
>>27765116
Does it really harm anyone? The ponies, dragons, griffons, etc we clop to are fictional and only affect ourselves. Why should we be punished for such a victimless "sin"?
>>27765262
Hey that's John Marston from Warcraft.
We're going to hell, but it isn't because of clopping.
No one beats [Death] at his game
For very long, but just the same,
Who cares? There's no place safe to hide,
Nowhere to run, no time to drive.
So celebrate while you still can,
Because any second, it may end,
And when it's all been said and done,
Better that you had some fun!
>>27765116
We aren't harming anyone, so no
>>27765116
My hands are covered in innocent blood. My sin has been paid for by Jesus.
>>27770705
That's not how sin works anon
>>27765247
Hell would be an improvement.
What if we're so undesirable, they make a containment afterlife just for us?
>>27770994
not all of us worship god, allah, joe, etc.
but can you please explain how a sin works?
what are basic do's and don'ts
>>27771198
Not him but I remember reading this quote from one of Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels that basically said that sin at its core is when you treat people, including yourself as objects.
>>27771643
so clopping isn't a sin because we aren't hurting anyone (unless pain is your thing)
I hope not. I really need to kick the habit, but I"m weak with these things. Luckily its my only major vice at the moment.
>>27771716
That's a really basic-bitch way to look at it. Masturbation in all of its form, not merely onanism, is the application of effort to no end, if pleasure is the only end to your actions you probably have no real business caring about any of this, except for that small part of you that is screaming, asking you, "why is everything shit?"
I think it is a sin because your sexual organs are merely for reproduction.
But nobody is flawless, it is written in the apocalypse that nobody would get into heaven, but for the loved ones the days will be shortened out so they can get in.
"Sunday on the Hell Boxing Championship, the Challenger Hitler will fight with the Champion Stalin! Do not miss the match!"
I would go to hell to see this.
>>27771968
Is how skilled the boxer is related to how evil they were in life?
>>27772077
We should find out! Here I've got 2 tickets. Invite one of your friend
>>27772102
I'll get the suicide pact signed with them, then. This sounds like a good time.
>>27772190
If I would be a more advenced english speaker, then I would write a green for u ma' man.
>>27765116
We're going to hell anyway, but yes.
but anon,hell doesn't exist
>>27771939
Then why do people get sexually aroused then when they still don't want to reproduce. Ever have the sexual temptation or a sexual thought? Why does that happen?
>>27765233
4chan
>>27765116
>Implying that an all seeing all powerful being that created all life would gives a shit what you stroke your dick too
>>27765116
Poniers were never meant for sexual, so yes.
I've thought about this and am really confused:
>God knows everything
>therefore God knows the future
>God knows what you will do, good, bad or indifferent in your lifetime before you are even born
>if God knows what you will do, and ergo is fate, how can he be mad at you for the fate you are destined to fulfill
God is all forgiving because He knows you're just living the destiny already set in place
>>27773361
Exactly. If God exists and is all-knowing, free will does not exist
>>27773321
It's written in Leviticus 18:23:
http://biblehub.com/leviticus/18-23.htm
Not to have sexual relations with an animal. Sure it's technically not bestiality if you do it with a pony from My Little Pony, considering they're sentient and sapient, as that would be interspecies, but ponies are still animals. So of course God would care about that still if you jack off to ponies, and also masturbation itself is cited to be a sin in the Bible.
I find it kind of funny that Leviticus is also very specific with forbidding incest, when it could have just said don't do incest, including "in-law family members".
>>27773410
Then how come he told Adam and Eve not to eat from the Forbidden Fruit and did nothing when the serpent tempted Eve? Isn't that what caused everything else in the Bible to become an entire mess?
>>27773310
Because we are programmed to react to stimulus.
The old basic instincts don't know shit about correctness. It is in your own hands to contain yourself.
Just like you don't go shitting eveyrwhere whenever you feel like it, or you don't tell everybody to go fuck themselves.
This also why I think that sin is just what certain people see as wrong, personal views.
Nobody knows for sure what God wants from us in the end.
>>27773442
Yeah but then the church hided the parts where the Bible talks about resurrection and kicks out anybody that dares to mention them.
Also there are parts of the Bible that are ridiculous, like saying that women won't get into heaven for example.
>>27773442
becasue God didn't do that and he doesn't exist
>>27773503
Sure. How's that void inside of you that always hurts whenever you stop ignoring it going?
>>27771643
"Sin's just a word for when people treat people like things. There's a lot of arguin' over details, but that's what it comes down to. people as things."
Granny Weatherwax, Carpe Jugulum.
RIP based Terry
>>27765116
I hope so.
>>27773442
>did nothing when the serpent tempted Eve?
So, he didn't know that Eve would eat the fruit? Then he's not all-knowing. If he did know that she would eat the fruit, then Eve technically has no free will. I mean, technically none of us have free will anyway, but still...
>>27773536
What? That one tiny element of doubt that I'm wrong and that I'll be going to a place of eternal suffering? That fear that you shits jammed into my head since I was young to keep me in line?
>>27774827
No that void that you always have inside of you, that nothing can fill.
Forget about heaven or hell. You feel it, don't you? It will never be filled with anything, cause you are empty.
>>27773361
Where exactly was it stated in the Bible that God was omniscient again?
>>27773442
What about the part about the ponies not being real and me not actually wanting to fuck a real horse and just a fake one.
>>27774906
>Ponies.
>A fake one.
That's still conceptually an animal, wouldn't it be? And also I don't know if the Bible covers anything concerning with the concept of "waifus" and "husbandoes".
>>27773442
>but technically
Anon I'm sorry but that's just not clear enough for something as important as my immortal soul. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to go see my local priest for a second opinion.
>>27774870
This can be solved by anal sex.
>>27771762
>he's not an ethical hedonist
>>27773442
>So of course God would care about that still if you jack off to ponies,
having sex with != jacking off to
>and also masturbation itself is cited to be a sin in the Bible.
Book, chapter, and verse, please
Closest thing I can think of is the sin of Onan, which is in no way related to masturbation.
>>27774870
Nope, filled that ages ago with philosophy.
Didn't you hear? God is dead.
>>27773442
>Then how come he told Adam and Eve not to eat from the Forbidden Fruit and did nothing when the serpent tempted Eve? Isn't that what caused everything else in the Bible to become an entire mess?
For God being able to do everything doesn't mean he wants to do everything.
God has self imposed limitations (the incarnation itself is a self imposed limitation) to let humans have free will.
>>27774870
This void thing just sounds like projection to me
>mfw dark matter turns out to be the divine
>>27774870
I filled ur mum last night.
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