I lost my waifu
:(
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back to you, it's yours.
If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.
>>27761265
She was too good for you anyway.
How the fuck do you lose a waifu?
>>27761265
how does that even work m8?
>>27761394
>>27761465
Maybe he lost the plushie.
>>27761265
I hope you find her again.
>>27761394
The new pills his doctor gave him made his tulpa go away.
>>27761394
Aside from the obvious "love fades", there's the "she's not real" heart-ache and shipping to make things difficult.
>>27761541
I also gave up my waifu because of that.
It hurts more than it helps. I already have enough pain to deal with more.
>>27761265
Just go back to the last place you saw her. She's still waiting for you.
>>27761265
That's funny because I lostthe game
>>27761556
>ditches his waifu
>flutterfag
Figures.
>>27761598
It was Ponk, actually.
>>27761265
Did you check under the tray?
>>27761613
It was pinkie for me too
>>27761666
>666
No wonder you'd dump Pinkie, Satan.
>>27761671
i do feel like satan
>>27761556
That's understandable. I'm not OP and intend to stick it out and overcome this if I can, because I really love her and like having a waifu. Hell, I could deal with "she's not real" easily if that's the worst it got, but certain shippings can really fuck my shit up. I'm just saying I think I understand how someone who would lose their waifu feels.
>>27761691
You should. I don't think I'd ever be able to dump my waifu, whether I wanted to or not.
>>27761691Now I would like to abuse and hit her so bad.
>>27761265
>She was lobotomized
>Her two most popular ships are with a useless lizard and a Deviantart-tier OC
>Her mane was re-done to give her female pattern baldness and just an all-around god-awful aesthetic
>Her fanbase got flooded with the cringiest of autists after Hasbro stuck an icepick into her brain
>Nobody wants to discuss old Glim anymore because the aforementioned autists will always nudge their unwiped asses into the conversation
If I could only stop obsessing over this horse. Then I could free myself from this maggot-ridden corpse of a fandom.
Dammit, Glimglim, why can't you fuck off from my heart? I'd be so much happier if I wasn't obsessed with you.
>>27761790
No. No you wouldn't. You may feel that way but it would just leave a hole in your heart that will never be filled. You will be empty and lonely, why live if you don't have this cringy shit to come back to every day?
>>27761817
>>27761841
Because you touch yourself at night
>>27761855
Good joke anon.But seriously the week I did no fap it was even worse.
>>27761817
I'd fill it with something else. That is, I'd join another fandom. Because I fucking hate these all these horses except for Starlight, and this board gets slower by the month.
>>27761556
This. Even if she was real there is no reason whatsoever that she'll give two shits about me or even know I exist. Why go on?
I don't think you all understand the concept of a waifu.
>>27761989
I know what a waifu is. I just can't carry that weight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9evD6lbQns
>>27761989
pls no
>>27761790
Why were you so obsessed with her in the first place.
“I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
>>27762239
>Not making lemonade, selling it and buying C4 to blow the house up
Why do you have to over complicate things up?
>>27761556
>leaving your waifu
Fucking disgusting. I wouldn't leave Dash for anything.
>>27761393
>>27761265SHE'S NOT REAL
>>27762348
Sure you say that now. But even assuming you never actually find a 3dpd that makes you go crazy, you will eventually give up.
Just wait and watch.
>>27761561
GOD DAMMIT I FUCKING HATE YOU!
>>27762870
Call the police nigga, I don't give a fuck.
>>27761265
I never lost my WaifuBecause she was too good for me in the first place
>>27761790
At least your waifu still has her body and her (albeit "reformed") personality.
>October 22, 2011, freshman in high school, hyped to see my new waifu's first appearance since the premiere
>dark NMM-looking thing comes on the screen
>wait, that's Luna?
>skip around the episode to see if it's permanent or just temporary
>shit episode
>they fucked up her hair, body, everything
>proto-hasdrones love the shit out of it anyway and completely abandon the old design in their fanart in a heartbeat
>retarded capslock maymay
>cry myself to sleep later that night knowing that I'll never see her again
If there's anyone with a dead waifu here, it's me.
>>27764168
>If there's anyone with a dead waifu here, it's me
og twifags BTFO
>>27761265
>Can't maintain a relationship in your own mind
That's what you get for making your waifu purely for sexual.
>>27762091
Well, when I first heard of her, I figured she was going to be some caricature of a tumblr SJW hambeast. Then I saw her in the season 5 premier trailer and was instantly drawn to her, like some horrible eldritch abomination in the heavens wanted to torture me by giving me this wonderful horse, only so I could have a front-row seat in watching her brain get hacked to squishy little bits by hack writers who take some sordid pride in being hacks.
>>27764168
Damn. That sucks. I don't think I was even in the fandom in 2011. Too busy getting the Zyklon Ben ball rolling. You have my condolences, lunafag.
>>27764168
I know how you feel, but you're wrong - there have been many people mad over this. Not Twilicorn-tier mad but a big controversy for sure. She's still my waifu and I still prefer her old design(luckily, people are still drawing her that way).
>>27762363
not the same buy, but my ex girlfriend had a husbando she harped on about. she liked feminine guys, I'm not physically trapish enough to pull that off. Waifu=/=wife
>>27762339
>Hub
>>27762363
>implying a 3dpd could ever "sweep me off my feet"
Irl girls suck. Every one I've ever met or dated are either sluts who can't be trustedno loyaltyand or are just crazy. Not to mention the physical aspect of being inferior due to a lack of hooves.
>>27765430
Human nature is to wish for company. Be it bad, but company still.
I doubt any of us will actually end alone, at least voluntarily.
Like the Simpsons said.
>Most of you will just marry somebody out of the fear of ending alone.
>>27765472
yeah, bit we found a way to cheat that by finding romantic satisfaction with 2D horses. I have my company.
>>27765526
Well good for you then. Honestly, I can't do it and need someone tangible out there.
>>27764168
luna wasnt my waifu but she was up there as one of my favourite characters, i remember wondering what she was doing and how cool her return would be. I remember the dissapointment too, truly no fan has ever been cucked as badly as luna fags
