Lucky son of a bitch.
>>27753831
He was, until they noticed Chad Thundercock and Brad, who they then proceeded to get fucked by
>>27753831
Wait, I just noticed that Rarity is touching. IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!
>>27753831
>"If you help us, I will help you, darling"
>>27753831
>trash tier pony waifu
fuck off
>>27753911
>"You're as good as Princess of the fall formal already, darling." Rarity says straightening out her clothing and fixing her hair
>"Wow, you got word around that fast, Rarity?" Twilight asked
>"Mm..you could say sommmething got around that fast, Twilight." She answered with a wink
>>27753903
The animators do it on purpose. They're plotting together to kill all waifufags. We can't let them win. Animation isn't canon. Close your eyes while watching the show.
Too bad he's gay and in a relationship with the hippie guy.
Rarity is pretty damn cute.
>>27753968
Diverse mlp headcanons pls
>>27753903
That's not the only part of him she touched. Rarity loves tonsil hockey with people that help her.
>>27753911
>>27753947
>>27754061
Guys please, Rarity isn't a whore. In fact, i'm pretty sure she's a virgin.
>>27753947
That's classic Rarity for you
He ain't so lucky. Only the most worthy get to know what color Rainbow Dash's underwear is.
>>27753831
>This could be you, but...
>>27754093
I hate you SO much.
>>27754078
Nice joke famalam
>>27754078
holy shit my sides
>>27754078
She's about as virginal as porn actress.
We've seen how much she uses her wiles to get guys to do whatever she wants. What do you think happens off camera?
>>27754110
>>27754126
>>27754127
Guys, i'm warning you. You don't want to make me angry.
>>27754078
She's a tease, that's worse than a whore.
>>27754139
O-ok sorry man, just leave us alone ok.
Here, have a cute(virgin) rara but let us leave in peace alright?
>>27754139
Actually...you're right. Rarity isn't a whore. If she were a whore she's charge money. Rarity gives it away to anyone she needs to get something out of.
She's a slut.
>>27754139
Is this you, sir.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N5Glvj4HHc
>>27754159
No, THIS is me.
http://youtu.be/P5EPmAxvkyc
>>27754196
what the fuck is he doing to make all that noise
>>27754254
Being autistic.
>>27754139
Oh shit guys, I-I think we should back off
>>27754078
But she's the element of generosity.
She's giving it away faster than your dad at a gay bar.
>>27754290
New movie announcement -
Equestria Girls:Rarity does Las Pegasus
>>27754159
Screams "I get my ass kicked in school"
>"I cry real easy"
This is how bullies were invented.
Also who quotes "Pony"? Oh my god. this isn't cringe. He's legitimately Autistic. I'm going to go to this video and spam that Rarity is ugly.
>>27754159
DELET THIS
>>27753831
I want to suck his dick. No homo, though.>>27753831
>>27754159
Kek
