I want the Gordon Ramsay pony to pour spaghetti sauce on my noodle and play with my meatballs.
>>27750106
Don't forget to end it with Alfredo sauce.
>>27750106
>"IT'S A PRETTY PATHETIC SAUSAGE, INNIT?"
>"THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WIF' IT?"
>"EVERYPONY STOP! COME 'ERE AND JUST FEEL THAT, YEAH?"
>"DO US A FAVOR AN' FUCK OFF!"
"Yes, Chef."
>>27750396
Kek
>>27750396
I've read all of this in his voice.
This is my new fetish. I want to have my noodle sucked on afterwards until it shoots out ranch.
>>27750106
>Janitor deletes our fun thread but leaves this one
Typical
I want to stick my noodle inside rainbow dash and pour my Alfredo sauce inside.
>>27750465
The beauty of well worded innuendos.
>>27750465
I hate the janitors on this board. They hate fun.
>>27750106
I want to smash pinkie pie's cupcake.
>>27750396
The best is that it actually could be not staged
Chefs are usually huge assholes
>>27750497
she is ready for you
>>27750396
>>27750396
>Gordon Ramsay pony slides his pony sausage in whipped cream and shoves it down anons throat
>Anon gags
>"Prepare for the touch of the secret sauce"
Yes chef
Now I have a food fetish, thanks op
>>27750724
Do you ever just want to fuck a slice of pizza?
>>27750727
You know it.
>>27750724
So you are admitting you are new?
We have had the pizza and coke ponies for ages.
>>27750396
KEEEEEEEEEK
>>27750106
I'll have the Spaghetti and Meatballs
>>27750785
Does this count as a coke pony?
>>27750805
No I didn't meant coke as in the drug, I meant a soda pony.
>>27750106
I want to give Gordon Ramsay pony a spaghetti blowjob
I want to have my cock smacked by hard pepperoni by rarity
>>27750727
Only cheese
I made a second attempt
>>27750106
>"The fuck is this?"
"It's uh-"
>"Shut it, will ya?"
>"It looks like, oh my Celestia."
>"ROAST BEEF? WHAT THE FUCK?"
>"WHADDYA THINK THIS IS? I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD WIF' ROAST BEEF!"
>"IT'S ALL FLABBY and it just doesn't look good, yeah?"
"Look here. Roast Beef might be acceptable in Ponyville, but not in my bedroom."
>"Gimmie your jacket"
>>27750999
The heavenly trips have spoken
>>27750999
fuck, I forgot to green a line
>>27751111
>>27750999
>mfw I could've pictures of Goku
>>27751111
First trips, then a quad. Lucky you.
>>27750999
so does that mean he's gay?
>>27751616
Have you seriously never seen a roastie?
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE?"
>"They're- They're my wings, Chef-"
>"THEY'RE FUCKING RAW!"
>>27751702
>"HOW LONG DID YOU COOK THESE?"
"Three seasons, chef"
>"THR- CHRIST"
>"LOOK, YA JUST PUT IT ON A UNICORN! NOT EVEN A TWO PARTER! IT'S NOT GOOD!"
Rara comes down to the kitchen and sees this (pic related). What happens?
>>27751943
She beats the living shit out of Ramsey, what else
She is a whore, and fights like one.
>>27751943
she asks 'oh god what am i doing in rarity's house'
>>27752333
Sorry couldn't hear you with that Hasbro cock you were choking with.
>>27751943
>"IT'S SO FUCKING BURNT, THE POLICE THOUGHT YOU KILLED ZECORA"
>>27752341
rara (nickname) done got stole. deal with it whiner.
>>27752360
Can't you stop choking on that cock for a second? it is really hard to understand you.
I left the thread for a couple hours and I came back to a comment about spaghetti blowjobs, people derailing the topic, a censored picture of pinkie pie using a cupcake, food fetishes and a gif of pinkie pie doing cocaine. What the actual fuck have I done?
>>27752567
How new are you?
>>27752341
>>27752381Peeved!
>>27750396
What have you done Hasbro?
>>27750396
