I want to make fun of Dashie's itty bitty titties
I want to make fun of her big butt
>>27746316
More than a handful is wasteful.
>>27746316
Make fun of how she's the president of the itty bitty titty committee?
>dashfag
>eqgfag
Quality thread
>>27746316
>>27746321
>>27746328
>>27746330
Don't make fun of my girlfriend.
>>27746342
I'm not saying she's got small tits, but i gave her ointment because i thought she had mosquito bites on her chest.
>>27746335
Nice meme. Mind if I screen cap it?
>>27746354
Fight me irl.
I want to stick my tongue up her ass after she gets all sweaty
>>27746368
Do you think dash would let me use her as an ironing board?
>>27746441
Where do you live, boy?
>>27746342
Dash tells the worst jokes, they always fall flat
>>27746454
In a house without an ironing board.
Why do you think i needed dash?
>>27746468
>>27746470
That's it. I'm calling the cyber police do they can back trace your shit. Ya done goofed.
>>27746487
So is that a no on the ironing board?
I'm not saying Dash is flat, but I hear her chest is flatter than a 7 day old glass of soda.
>>27746316
>not liking flat chests
>>27746490
>>27746491http://youtu.be/P5EPmAxvkyc
>>27746342
She's so flat people are asking her for rent prices.
>>27746342
She's so flat planes try to land on her.
>>27746532
>She's so flat people are asking her for rent prices
>>27746316
I normally prefer girls with flat chests because they resemble children and I can live on my sexual fantasies without getting arrested.
>>27746792
Why use a level when you have Dash?
>>27746321
>Rainbow Dash: I wish I had bigger boobs
>Rarity: You should try putting toilet paper on them darling
>RD: Toilet paper! Why?
>Rarity: Well, it seems to have worked wonders for your ass.
I heard Dash is great at planking.because She's built like a plank
>>27746884
Given her reputation I'd be surprised if she cleaned her ass at all
>Hey flatbow dash, I wrote a poem for you
>Roses are red, violets aren't black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
>>27746881
S-stop. Rainbow dash is not sexy. S-she's not.
>>27746316
>>27746321
>>27746330
>>27746354
>>27746441
>>27746468
>>27746470
>>27746490
>>27746491
>>27746532
>>27746648
>>27746824
>>27746846
>>27746868
>>27746884
>>27746895
>>27746905
Kek
>>27746804
Unf
>>27746905
heh
>>27746939
Reporting Live, from Rainbow Dash's chest
>>27746804
My nigga.
>>27746342
But she's not your girlfriend.
green plz?
>>27746969
Yes she is.
Maybe instead of inflating her ego any more, she should inflate her fucking breasts.
>>27746316
sunset shimmer stuffs her bra!
>>27746969
Is that one of the balls she stuffs her bra with?
They're not small, they're aerodynamic!
>>27746316
STOP TALKING ABOUT HER TITS AND START TALKING ABOUT HER FEET!!!
I heard Dash's favorite musical note is A Flat.
>>27747028
fuck off foot fag, we're talking about Dash's tiny breasts.
If they were any smaller water would pool in them if she were laying on her back.
>Here's some body glitter, I'll just leave it on your chest
Guys, stop making fun of Rainbow's non-existent boobs, it's not nice.
>>27747061
What do Rainbow Dash's boobs and the Easter Bunny have in common?
>>27746316
FUCK YOU
>>27746321
FUCK YOU
>>27746330
FUCK YOU
>>27746354
FUCK YOU
>>27746441
FUCK YOU
>>27746468
FUCK YOU
>>27746470
FUCK YOU
>>27746490
FUCK YOU
>>27746491
FUCK YOU
>>27746532
FUCK YOU
>>27746648
FUCK YOU
>>27746771
FUCK YOU
>>27746824
FUCK YOU
>>27746868
FUCK YOU
>>27746895
FUCK YOU
>>27746905
FUCK YOU
>>27746946
FUCK YOU
>>27746990
FUCK YOU
>>27747001
FUCK YOU
>>27747023
FUCK YOU
>>27747032
FUCK YOU
>>27747053
FUCK YOU
>>27747054
FUCK YOU
>>27747061
FUCK YOU
>>27747067
FUCK YOU
I heard Dash doesn't eat chicken because she gets jealous of how big the breasts are.
>>27747071
>>27746996
You only wish you had a woman as curvy as Sunset. You should try going out with a woman who's gotten out of puberty rather than girl barely out of preschool
>>27746316
FLAT
IS
JUSTICE
>>27747115
This. Shame it's such a rarity irl
>>27747067
What?
watch out for those pointy bit's :^)
Dash growing breasts is like Half-Life 3 coming out.it's never going to happen
>>27747103
Sunset Shimmer > Mane 6
>>27747153
They're both grotesquely hairy
>>27746316
>"Fuck you Anon." Rainbow stands up and marches out of the cafeteria.
"Come on Rainbow don't act like a ten year old. even though your tits are like one.
>Unknown to Anon, Rainbow had to go because her fetish is humiliation and she was starting to make a puddle on her chair.
>>27746846
kek
I'm not saying that Rainbow Dash is flat, but I heard her chest's nickname is "The Indigo Plateau".
All of you shut the fuck up.
>>27747735
nice photoshop.
Ok dash is like a brick. She dirty, she flat on both sides. And she always gets laid by Mexicans
>>27747743
http://youtu.be/zbnplJji7X4
>>27747758
>doctoring footage
>>27747160
>>27747532
>>27747753
What is this contraption?
>>27747772
http://youtu.be/fM0p7ETnBg4
0:32
From Hasbro's official YT channel.
I'M GONNA DO IT!
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU DON'T DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW I'LL FUCKING DO IT!
>>27747813
Do it. That'll mean less competition for Dashie's affections.
>>27747803
Animation Error, happens all the time.
>>27747813
>>27747881
Hmmm...
>>27747881
>>27747887
Dash strikes me as the kind of girl who would stuff her shirt to stroke her ego.
>>27746316
>you will never get to see Rainbow Dash's delicious flat chest
>>27747899
STOP BRINGING UP COUNTER CLAIMS!
>>27747911
what? I'm just saying that Dash is the target market for Push up bras and other related things.
>>27746497
I bet you like men too, fag lmao
Rainbow Dash is actually pretty cute... Oh shit, GUYS I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH RAINBOW DASH!
>>27747975
>really not liking delicious flat chests
>>27748487
suddenly I want pancakes.
>>27748062
Said no one ever.
>>27748062
Do you want to cum inside?
>>27749078
What's that supposed to mean?>>27749320YES
>>27746316
Aren't that small
>>27747787
The height of gaming luxury
>>27746846
TopSavage
You idiots are pissing me off. STOP talking about Rainbow Dash and STOP it NOW!
>>27747735
U mad?
>>27749509
>Getting this mad on the internet.
>On 4chan.
Kek
>>27749539
GOD DAMMIT STOP WITH THE RAINBOW DASH JOKES YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>27749544
>letting the joke go this far over your head
>on 4Chan
faget
>>27749830
Bump
>>27749545
renbo desh iz a poo poo
>>27749320
No. I want to cum on her feet.
>>27747909
It hurts
>>27746316
Green when?
>>27752195
When Rainbow Dash's tits grow.
>>27752195
What would you want to see?
>>27752851
RD being self conscious about her breasts around femanon
>>27752204
Writefag here. Shall I cook something up?
>>27753507
Well you sure as shit can't just let your dreams be dreams.
>>27753524
I'll take that as a yes. I will get too work
>>27752915
Fuck that write about anon
>>27753605
What is it that you want the story to be? I'm having a hard time making >>27752915
flow well.
>>27753637
Yeah I didn't try writing 'cause I sure as hell can't write in the perspective of a woman.
I'd say just do whatever feels comfortable for you.
People are bound to read it.
>>27753637
It's been an hour. POST or I'LL WRITE.
filename related
>>27746316
They're still bigger than yours faggot
I remember I had a friend who was really sensitive about her small breasts
>She and I in cafe drinking coffee
>Talking about short black mutual friend of ours
>She grins and says that if he were coffee, he'd be a short black
>We laugh and I say that if she were one, she'd be a flat white
>She starts to cry and storms out
>mfw
>sad trumpets start playing
Still worth it tbqh
Flat girls are delicious. Though, I'm getting a kick out of whoever is getting really pissed that his rainbow waifu is getting roasted.
>>27753637
How about this?
>RD and Anon are going out
>Anon has a sister with a large chest
>Everytime she goes to Anon's house, seeing sister Anon makes her feel self conscious
>>27755051
I'd write it if it weren't 4 am.
Get on this, writefags.
>>27754604
You wanna bet on it faggot?
>You are femanon and you have just transferred to a new school
>Everything has gone well, you even made friends with 6 really sweet girls
>Except for one thing
>There was a very grouchy blue girl who stared at your ample chest a lot
>She didn't like you that much but you couldn't explain why
>You sit down at the lunch table and see her pouting as usual
"Rainbow Dash? Are you alright?"
>She sighs
>"Well of course femanon. I just don't want to get caught in your gravity is all."
>Gravity?
>AJ rubs Rainbow's back
"Oh sugar cube don't be like that. It ain't yer fault yer so flat I could use ya as a level."
>Rainbow scowls
"Shut up Applejack!"
>Applejack just laughes
Sorry it took so long. I had something to tend to. and that something is Dark Souls 2
>>27755399
>>27755399
>Pinkie wraps her arm around Dash
"Oh come on Dashie! It's not bad they're small! They're cute! Like tiny little mosquito bites!"
>Rainbow dash growls, picks up her trey and moves to a separate table
>Pinkie Pie, of course, looks dumbfounded
"Huh. I wonder what got into her?"
>You pick up your tray and follow her, sitting across from her
>"Oh what do you want Miss 'I have two planets in my shirt' Femanon? I bet those aren't even real anyway, I can tell."
"They're plenty real. You want to feel them?"
>Rainbow Dash's face goes beat red
>"W-what are you talking about sicko? No! I-I don't swing that way!"
>You always knew it. You can see the gay on her from a mile a way, not even counting the rainbow hair
>You were going to push her a bit more, just to see
"You don't seem to disinterested. In fact, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you secretly want to feel me. You can, I won't be mad."
>You bend over a bit, exposing your cleavage for maximum lewd
>Rainbow's entire face is red in embarrassment now, like something out of your Japanese animes
>She didn't speak
>All she needed was one more push
>You quickly get up and sit next to her, getting in her personal space and resting your arm against hers, the side of your boob touching hers
>You could feel the heat coming from her
"What's a matter Rainbow? I thought you didn't swing this way?"
>>27755543
>"I-I-I don't."
>You don't where this surge of horniness came from, but you liked it
>You never fucked a girl before
>You whisper into her ear
"Let's go around the back of the school. I want to show a good time."
>Rainbow's breathing picks up as your boob presses harder against her body
>"F-fine. B-but we're only going back there to have fun. I-If it turns to sex I'm out."
>You giggle in the lewdest way you can
"Sure thing. Meet me after your classes are over."
>You leave her by running your finger down her cheek and across her chin
>She looked like she was on cloud nine
>You go back to the table and sit with the other girls, most of which looked quiet concerned
"Er, Femanon? What the hey were you two doin' over there just now?"
"Nothing AJ. I was just getting to know my friend a little more is all through some play."
>They didn't buy it for a second, but none of them asked further questions
>Th rest of the day classes went buy pretty slowly
>A watched pot never boils
>To be honest, you were just as nervous
>You had never had sex before, much less with another woman
>But you certainly weren't going to pass this up, not with one of the hottest girls in school
>You were about to do what most guys had to go home and fantasize about
>At last, the final bell rang and you went off behind the school
>There was Rainbow, waiting for you
>She seemed to have just gotten out of gym
>She was covered in sweat, the fabric of her shirt clinging to her body and being slightly transparent
>Her hot body glistened in the glow of the sun
>You could already feel your panties getting wet
>Also who turned up the heater?
"Well look who came early? I thought you weren't interested in this?"
>She blushes and looks down
>"I-I'm not early! You're just late!"
>You giggles
"Sure thing Rainbow. Now~"
>You pin her against the wall and look directly into her eyes
"Let's get this fun started"
>>27755651
>You feel Rainbow's heartbeat pounding against your chest like a drum
>She was totally a repressed lesbian
>You lock lips with her and begin to make out
>You can feel Rainbow's hands start to drift to your hips and around your butt
>You keep making out and try to feel her breasts
>Then you remembered trying to find her boobs was like trying to find Narnia
>You can hardly stifle back your laughter as you try to fondle her nine year old chest
>As you keep trying you can feel her hands go down to your butt and give it a large pinch
"Ouch! What was that for?"
>She grabs your cheeks and looks at you, her eyes filled with lust
>"That was for making fun of me for being small. Now that we're even, we can do this right."
>To your surprise, Rainbow turns you around so you are leaning against the wall, slightly bent, with your butt sticking out slightly
>She has the most devious smile you've ever seen played across her face
"Now it's time to lay in the bed you've made."
Well I have to sleep now. If this thread makes it through the night I will probably keep going
>>27755791
Thanks writefag, now we play the waiting game
>>27755836
It will be worth the wait I promise. It's gonna get sexy when I awake tomorrow. But I also have to adult.
>Some retro shit is going on here, because climbing ropes is now part of your gym class.
>"Femanon, move it up! You're after Dash!"
>You move forward onto some barely cushioned gym mat, with a dangling rope and Dash at the bottom.
>"Hey Femanon, I betcha I can climb this rope faster than you!"
"And why's that?"
>"Simple, I don't have two giant weights on my chest!"
>Before you can reply Dash is already scrambling up the rope like Bill Cosby is behind her.
>The rope swings erratically as she makes it to the top and reaches forward to ring a bell.
>Her grip slips and she twirls, flinging outwards from the rope and straight towards you.
>Moving to catch her, your arms raise as you see fear on her face.
>She slams into you hard, sending you back and onto the ground, hitting your head on the floor.
>You blink for a moment, then rub your aching head as you raise your head to see if she's alright.
>A rainbow tuft of hair protrudes from between your breasts, and a pair of dazed magenta eyes lock with yours.
"I know they're nice to use as a pillow, but would you mind?"
>Dash scrambles off of you, a heavy red now set across her face.
>"I-I-I wasn't just l-laying there on purpose y'know!"
"Suuure you weren't. Now, are you going to help me up, or were you just in it for my body?"
>She glances at your extended hand and looks around nervously before backing away slowly and power walking out.
>As she leaves you hear her stutter "S-so big and s-so soft..."
>As she disappears past a door, you look back to the line.
"Hey Snails, are you going to keep staring, or are you going to give me your lunch money?"
>>27756361
Moar
i want to pierce rainbow dash's nipples and lead her around by the A-cups with a thin chain
>>27755726
boner activated.
>>27757486
Piercing your property is appropriate. It's the symbolism that counts.
>>27755051
Anyone doing this one?
I'd do this one.
>>27758652
Don't forget to use the mega milk tshirt
>>27755051
>Flatter than a surfboard RD likes Anon and they dated a few times, nothing too serious yet
>Now Flutterrape big breast Fluttershy comes along and is constantly trying to cuck Dashie
>What will happen?
>>27746316
I want to harass Dash about how shehas to wrap down her absolutely obscene chest to get through her day.
>>27758716
>>cuck
Dropped
>>27758728
It's just a buzzword, replace it with "trying to get anon for herself using her gigantic chest as a weapon" if that pleases you more.
>>27755399
>Femanon
dropped
>>27759342
I just don't get it, Anons.
Whenever there's a thread with Anon in it as a character, I see people losing their shit over the green self insert man and how bad he is.
But then whenever I see someone NOT doing green self insert man, there's just as much hate.
Which is it? Is the board divided in two over fanfics? Does everyone hate everything?
I guess I better remember where I am.
>>27746316
>tfw you won't ever convince Dash to try breast massage
>tfw she'll never agree under the pretenses that they'll grow bigger
>tfw you'll never get to lie just to get your mitts on her tiny thimbles
Bumperooni
bump for some more itty bitty Dashie titties(though these don't look small enough either)
page ten no
>>27759383
Cause woman are shit protagonists i don't wanna read about a woman whoring herself out. And I definitely don't like female self inserts. Regular anon inserts are fine thou, actually have some character to them not some good for nothing dick sucking baby maker.
Ugh. I didn't want to keep going. I was hoping this would die. Do I have too?
>>27764428
Do it.
>>27764428
I guess not, if you really don't want to. But my boner would be unhappy.
>>27764435
>>27764438
Fine fine. You guys are like sad puppies. I could refuse but it would make me feel like a bad person.
>>27764460
Writefag cock sufficiently sucked now?
holy shit her eyes are as big as her upper body
>>27755726
>With a loud wack, Rainbow smacks your butt making you wince in pain
>"Quiet. Pet is not allowed to make noise unless her mistress wills it."
"M-mistress- OUCH!"
>Rainbow smacks your ass again
>"I don't recall giving you permission to speak Pet."
>Mistress!? But Rainbow was supposed to be sexually repressed! Was she actually an experienced dom!?
>Rainbow runs her hands down the length of your taut feminine ass, putting them up your skirt and making you fidget
>Her hand glides past the front of your panties, feeling your hot ooze leaking out
>She smiles to herself and gets a good sample of your precum
>She puts her soaking wet fingers to your lips
>"Suck it off."
"B-but-"
>Your ass gets smacked again, hard
>"Suck."
>You part your lips and Rainbow shoves her fingers in your mouth, making you gag
>You had never tasted yourself before
>It tasted nasty but you strangely liked it
>Just you were getting distracted, the feeling of your skirt being yanked off snapped you back
>You could feel a cold breeze brush straight through your legs, making you shiver
>Rainbow giggled
>"That's a good pet."
>Your light blue panties, crotch completely soaked through, were now on full display
>Rainbow gropes your ass greedily
"R-Rainbow maybe we should stop."
>Once again you get a hard smack to your ass
"Quiet pet. I didn't say you could talk."
>The fondling of your ass continues
>You were caught in between loving it and hating it, you didn't know how to decide
>>27764563
My dick is loving this
>>27764563
>It's not like it mattered though
>You weren't getting out of this
>Rainbow puts her lips to your ear and whispers mockingly
>"In the words of someone I know 'In fact, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you secretly want to feel me'."
>You blush bright red
>She was just acting, this was her plan all along
>And she was right. You body was screaming for more
>"Anything you want to say pet?"
"M-more."
>She smiles
>"What was that? I can't hear you."
"More."
>"Louder."
"More."
>"I said louder slut!"
>She slaps you ass again
>You weren't going to be able to sit for a week after this
"B-but what if the others hear?"
>"I don't care. How much do you want it?"
"MORE!"
>"That's the spirit slut. Now here's your reward."
>Without any warning, she runs her fingers straight into your puss filling you with pleasure and pain
>She runs her fingers through your hair
>"Good girl. Beg."
"P-please Rainbo-"
>Slap
>"That's Mistress to you."
"Please Mistress. Please give me more."
>"More what slut?"
"Please finger me more."
>"Be specific."
"P-please finger my pussy more."
>She starts to finger you, rubbing her fingers all over your clit and soaking them in your juices
>You could feel your juice dripping down your leg and pooling in your socks
>You felt so dirty, but it was so hot
>Rainbow could tell you were drifting again and without waning shoves her thumb in your butt, pulling the 'ole two in the pink, one in the stink
>You moan in pleasure
>"Oh you bad girl."
>She double penetrates you with her fingers, picking up the pace
"I like to call this move the Filly Flash."
>>27764635
>Without giving you time to think, she moves her fingers in such a way that presses your anal and vaginal walls together
>While holding them together like this she rubs her fingers in small circles
>she then takes her free hand and does a twists her fingers on your clit, the massive stimulation of your sweet spots making you cum instantly
>You can feel your hot goo rush out all over Rainbow's fingers and you let out a long loud moan of pure bliss
>Your hot mess was all over your thighs now, making them feel warm and uncomfortably wet
>You lean against that wall, panting, letting out another long moan as Rainbow fingers quickly depart from your sensitive zones
"W-whoa. That was *gasp* amazing."
>You could barely think straight, you could still feel your parts crying with delight
>Rainbow licks her fingers, tasting your goo
>"That's why I call it the Filly Flash, because you cum instantly"
"That was *pant* great Rainbow. We should *pant* do this again"
>Rainbow smiles
>"Oh no no, no. You think I was doing this for free? I've got to get something out of this too"
>You look concerned
"W-well I have 20 dollars in my wallet"
>"No, no, no Femanon. I don't want money. I want your tongue"
>She points to her crotch, now soaked with a very different kind of fluid
>You feel your face get hot
>You've never eaten a girl out before
>You just sit there and stare and Rainbow looks displeased
>"Well? What are you waiting for? My panties aren't going to remove themselves"
>You can feel your heart beat picking up again
>You slowly reach your hands to rainbows track shorts
>They were still drenched in her sweat
>You pull them down and place them on the ground, looking in awe at her white undies
>They were completely soaked through
>She was wetter than the Pacific Ocean
>You peel off her panties as she moves her legs through the leg holes and bare witness to her amazing pussy
>It was perfect like the ones you see in porn
>You slowly put your hands to it and she slaps them away
Well that's all for tonight. I will write again tomorrow
>>27764780
Don't bother. Your story has been pretty shit so far.
>>27764829
Well screw you. I'm doing it tomorrow and you're going to like it
>>27764834
Go ahead, but that doesn't change the fact that your green text is terribly bland.
>>27764911
Shitpost some more, doesn't change the fact that I'm gonna jack off to his green.
>>27764911
you're bad
>>27747899
I would let her stroke something else if you are picking up what I'm putting downI'm talking about my penis
Dash got a cutie booty.
>>27764780
Well I for one like it. Plus it can end on FGB.
>>27746316
This is Salar de Uyuni, a natural salt deposition in Bolivia, it is also the 2nd flattest place on earth, after Rainbow Dash's chest
>>27746316The irony of this thread is that Dash has one of the biggest bust in EqG.Not that I mind the free green.
>>27765636
The irony is that you believe that
>>27765636
>Dash has one of the biggest bust
This anon gets it
>>27765636
>>27765645
Nice samefagging
>>27765143
MUH DIK
>>27765648
Nice job being a fag.
>>27765651
Better a fag than someone who thinks Rainbow Flat has tits
>>27765666
Fuck, you got satanic trips, i'll stfu now.
>>27764780
Cant wait
Enjoyin it mang
>>27764563
Well. Femanon fucked up.
>>27765636
Twilight's fucking face
>>27765143
Such a cute boy.
>>27765807
Delete this, faget.
>>27765807
I would love to see Rainbow's reaction to calling her a boy.
>>27766082
She'd probably be like Spinelli from recess and prefer it, but I'd tell her how cute and girly she is just to piss her off and get beaten up by her.
>>27766097
Is it bad that I find getting beaten up by a pissed off Rainbow Dash really hot?
>>27764742
Wasn't this suppose to be about breasts?
>>27766111
Nothing wrong with that, Anon, I understand.
>>27766111
i find the idea of beating up Rainbow Dash hotter desu.
>>27766144
Maybe we can make this a rainbow fetish general
>>27766175
>>27766216
>tfw you will never be sexually beaten by rainbow dash and kept as her personal sex slave
It hurts guys
>>27764563
>mistress
Fuckin' DROPPED
>>27746316
Rainboob Dash
Boop
>>27769135
don't boop the snoot
>>27768007DomazonDash.
