What if you go to Equstria and your waifu rejects you and wants nothing to do with you?
>>27741955
Same thing you do when God gives you lemons
>>27741961
You find a new God?
I don't have a waifu, but I have a pone I consider my mother. I'd be heartbroken.
>>27741961
Not have lemons?Because God doesn't exist
>>27741955
Then I find a cute background pony that does like me.
>>27741955
Then I'm still in Equestria and there's many more cute mares around.
>>27741955
Then R.I.P me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwJurVLGxHQ
>>27741955
I don't have a waifu, so I'd be perfectly comfy with any cute pony.
>>27741955
You move on because theres a whole new world to explore
>>27741955
Become a wizard and win her heart eventually
>>27741955
Impossible. She may reject me but Pinkie always wants to be friends.
>>27741955
Pull a Zephyr and try to brute force my way into her heart.
>>27741955
Turn my nuclear arsenal on the capital.
>>27741961
Make him take the lemons back! Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?!
>>27742148
That sounds an awful lot like
>rape
>>27742208
>>27742211
It basically is. with a spattering of mind control and lots of TF. I'd read it though, because I love that kind of thing. it'd be better if it was their waifu's friend instead of some fucking anon though, that makes the dynamic even more juicy, when it's your friend breaking you down into a submissive and obedient poner.
>>27741973
This
I'm not even a waifufag but this is the only correct option.
>>27742170
This guy gets it.
>>27741961
Worship the lemons?
>>27742219
wat
>>27742211
It's not rape if she likes it.Or if I think that she likes it
>>27741955
try harder to earn her trust, friendship and eventually affections in that order.
If that also fails, get a job and mourn silently from a distance.
>>27742219
Fics of celestia raping/torturing/breaking luna or vise versa get me diamond hard.
Too bad there are almost none.
>>27742415
Why would Celestia do that?
>>27742429
porno reasons
>>27741968
Prove it
>>27742517
Well first off, I never got any lemons.
Second, that's it
>>27741961
You clone them, and make super-lemons.
>>27744304
Well, God didn't give you any lemons, that's all you can prove with your statement
>>27741955
B-But my waifu lives inMiddleton
>>27741955
That's why you get second dibs, silly
>>27742126
Except in your case. She finds you very weird and she can't shake the feeling. She actively avoids you, even leaving the room when you walk in.
>>27744304
Why would God give lemons to someone who doesn't believe in him?
Be slightly disheartened and go exploring, hoping to fight some crazy shit and/or learn some magic
Maybe once I become a badass she would want me.
Otherwise, get over and find a new pony.
>>27741955
Switch to back-up waifu protocols.
>>27745940
Why would you have to believe in God to have him give you lemons? I thought he existed regardless of belief.
>>27741961
Fuck him in the ass and give him lemonAIDS?
>>27741961
Switch to polytheism?
>>27746714
>>27741955
Rape her, obviously.
