612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
A thousand years and more is a long time to operate with a spotless record, but presumably when not restrained by artifice, Princess Celestia kept meeting the appropriate times for raising and lowering the sun (and moon). Morning malaise couldn't keep her down long even if she does some of those days; it might account for a little disprepancy from time to time, though. Might be a good thing she has a castle's staff worth of assistance should she require it. And Luna being back can only take away a lot of the pressure.
Do Equestrian almanacs predict sunrise and sunset times?
>>27731338
Previous thread.
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>filly
MLPG WHEN IS NEW HORSE EPISODE
>filly
Nyx wants to leave the Equestrian Union.
>colt
STOP WITH THE FILLY AND COLTPOSTING
Why is Rarity so fucking perfect? I love every single thing about her without exception.
>>27735032
>>27735032
No
Filly likes Van Halen not Van Hagar.
>not putting MLP General into a name field to stop filly scrips
You had one job you filthy tripfag
Here comes dat Scot!
>>27735072
Where did this meme come from?
>>27735084
A couple days ago, some anon fucked up and put 'MLP General' in the name field, which messed up the fillyposter's scripts
I dunno why this guy keeps meming it though
Who's ready for Bronycon: the episode?
>>27735137
Translation pls? I don't speak pedo language
http://www.magicpony.technology/
>>27735137
Well, S5 proved that bottling up all the pandering and brony references in one single episode works great for the rest of the season, sooo...
Love the villains.
>>27735152
An upcoming episode is about a convention, with pony-fans that talk about their cosplays
That's the twitter account of Fluttershy's spanish VA
>>27735035
worst pone
>>27735165
How would she know about this?
>>27735182
Because she had to provide voiceacting for said episode, I assume
>>27735182
Well, VAs usually read scripts...
>>27735259
YOU'VE GOT A FOREHEAD ON YA LIKE A COFFEE TABLE!
How prepared are you for the emerging Filly Economy?
>"You just heard 'Fly, Robin Fly' by Silver Convention, 'Le Freak' by Chic, and 'Turn the beat around' by Vicky Sue Robinson."
>"Now, number 4, on the station where the 70's survived. K-F-I-L-L-Y."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqfIKqW2ZPo
Fillies are not currency.
>>27735259
IT'S NOT A FIVEHEAD
>>27735321
i wanna rock
>>27735102
I'm still sorry for that.
And for exposing the fillyposter script.
But we shouldn't do that because the beacon script can't find the current general if the subject isn't MLP General. I guess the marker really does do nothing.
So what does Marker Pony even DO now that her job is useless?
>>27735487
>So what does Marker Pony even DO now that her job is useless?
Play videogames with Junior all day on the MLPG HQ's basement.
I made more friends today, princess
>>27735495
Should we really be paying her for that?
>>27735504
We pay her for use of her likeness on all of our merchandise
>>27735335
Because filly's value is immeasurable
Filly wants her own episode.
>>27735487
nah, you're good. It was a little mistake, and it was kind of obvious he was using a script for awhile. I think he even admitted it.
marker is still the CEO of MLPG.co, she writes all our contributors' paychecks
>>27735517
Oh. Well okay, that kind of makes sense.
Shit, that reminds me, I still need to get a Marker Pony plush.I'm able to save money again, I'll probably commission one this summer.
Marker is too old now. We should replace her.
>>27735537
nah
>>27735534
I would sell my first born for a Gloomy plush
>>27735537I still prefer JR as a boy. I'm not shitposting or trying to start anything I just think it's cuter that's all
>>27735561And I think you're wrong. Fillies are cuter than colts, and boys don't wear pigtails.
>>27735534
Who are you gonna commission?
>>27735566
>and boys don't wear pigtails
Which is why I prefer that one picture where she's a boy.
>>27735581
There's nothing stopping a full R63 lineup of them. They could even run into each other and the Juniors could play D&D together.
>>27735487
>>27735495
She works part time in the spa
>>27735574
Not sure yet. But I'm willing to drop $400-500 for her.
Please don't clone and R63 the fillies.
>>27735596
r63 Marker is cuteand hot
>>27735137
>>27735165
inb4 Daring do convention celebrating a new book with the mane 6 dressed like daring do character
>>27735607
Damn
How big do you want it to be?
>>27735613
>there isn't a Guy-atus pony
well, it's not like we need the giant hiatus horse, right? He'd just lay around all day and be depressing.
>>27735616
>Rainbow Dash dresses up as a recolor of herself
>>27735555
I would probably kill for some filly and colt plushies
>>27735619
I'm not sure. I'm more concerned about quality though. 15"+ is fine.
>>27735601
qts
>>27735616
Dash = daring do
Twilight = daring do(for the classic joke two faggot use the same custome) or some nerdy doctor/detective that appear in the other books(forbiden city in the clouds)
Fluttershy = those dirty aztec that appear in the previous episode
Pinkie Pie = ahuizotl (she can use her tail like a hand after all)
Applejack = Dr caballeron
Rarity = some fancy shit
>>27735642
>15"
>Willing to drop $500
I'm getting a 15" Marker from http://angelwarrioraurora.deviantart.com/ for 200 Euro, for $500 you could probably get a 25" oneDon't let the pictures fool you, her stuff looks way better in real life
>>27735642
I used to have a few names picked out but that was a year or two ago.
I guess anything greater than or equal to 12 inches is also fine.
It's just that.... a Marker Pony plush -needs- to exist. And I'm willing to pay money to be the one who owns her.
Little Broy Peep seems fine. I like that they were willing to post a shot from the front.
>>27735680
Also pretty good.
I need to make a list of these so I can go through them when I finally feel my emergency money is padded well enough again.
>>27735718
>"You can brush my hair. Undress me everywhere."
>"C'mon Pinkie, let's go party."
>>27735753
>in her voice
aw yeah
So can we all agree that filly body pillows would actually just be normal sized pillows?
>>27735815
Folded in half I'd say that's about right.
MLPG merchandise store where?
Filly wants a robot cleaner.
Filly is going to bite off your face.
>general starts out with filly
Best thread.
Also whats new today?
>>27735832
What would you buy?
Could it sell (free) markers you can print off and stick everywhere?
MLP General keychains?
An MLP General zippo so you can burn the free markers?
>>27735858
this general hardly ever starts without filly these days
>>27735880
That is a good thing yes?
>>27735832
Who would be running the store?
>>27735842
And that's why you shouldn't give meth to the ponies.
>>27735864
>>27735832
Oh. And filly treats.
>>27735915
and bebsi merchandise
How much should I charge for fillies' innocence?
>>27735941
Yeah. You could at least sell the labels.
>>27735842
Hah. That reminds me of a thing I've just read in a manual for dog training.
>For all unwanted actions the dog is taught the first command, but the second command is used for the situations when it starts eating something unwanted: planted food, food waste or a non-resisting detained person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng6cpzYJTCQ
>gotta pee real bad
>roomate still in bathroom
>i hear him playing 3ds
>mfw
>>27736008
Pee on his bed to establish dominance.
>>27736008
Threaten him to pee in a bottle, then squirt it all over him.
>>27736008
Go in there and pee on him
>>27736008
Knock and tell him to hurry it up. Pinch it off so you can go.
Or just pee in the sink. A drain's a drain.
>>27736059
Psychiatrists
>>27736008
Don't be a cuck, just tell him to finish.
>>27736008
Pony vagina canon
>>27736059
Ponies in glasses.
>>27736059
Ughh. I could never stand psychologists. They always ask you personal shit and I'm like bitch shut the fuck up u don't know me. That's none of ur buisness
>>27735985
And maybe t-shirts.
>>27736093
I know right, and then they're all "You're a danger to yourself and others" and you were like "but I thought this was confidential" and then you have to move up your plans because they called the cops.
>>27736108
That's nice, Tex. You gonna color it?
>>27736108
Yo dude, why don't you ever draw Booker DeWitt looking happy.
>>27736093
You know they ask that stuff so they can understand all potential outlets that could help explain your current problem right?
>>27736151
There will be an attempt.
>>27736186
Keen.
>>27736108
Extreme qts
>>27736154
>nude
>>27735561
>I'm not shitposting
sure(you) aren't
>>27736248
As the pony should be
![[glares internally][and externally].gif](https://i.imgur.com/UglWZpe.gif "[glares internally][and externally].gif")
>>27736156
>happy
>>27736277
If ponies lived in harmony with a race that regularly wore clothes like humans, would ponies start to feel shame for being nude all the time? Would they accessorize more to "fit" in and feel more clothed?
Would youdateher?
>>27736333
No.
>>27736333
I'd rut her, hard.
But date her>? Not so much
>>27736333
I don't date dorks.
>>27736418
dorks can be fun.
Hyper futa anthro dorks are kinda cute.
>>27736429
Every single one of those words is either fucking disguting or retarded
Don't look at the butt
>>27736504
I looked at the butt, Ray.
>>27736504
no problemo, since i will be deep inside
>>27736504
Literally the first thing I noticed in the picture.
>>27736504
I'll be too deep inside to look at it.
What fetishes do you think are most common among ponies?
I bet they're into sick shit likehoof holdingorextreme cuddling
>>27736525
Prey-predator domination fetish is probably extremely common.
>>27736533
Are humans predators?
Plaid Stripes/Twist/Frazzle Rock harem
You know you want it
>>27736533
>Buy a patch of untamed woods
>sell access to couples a few hours at a time
>conveniently have some tents/shelters with mattresses here and there
I'm going to be rich!
>>27736554
Why the fuck would I ever want that
>>27736549
Technically they would be.
>>27736549
Yes.
Griffons would love to test us.
>>27736560
What if pony wanted to be the predator?
>>27736558
because desperate horny mares, anon
>>27736581
I repeat
Why the fuck would I ever want that
>>27736580
That'd only really work for big ponies, like the princesses.
>>27736583
Holes are holes I suppose
>>27736580
Then she'd have to make all sorts of cute growling noises to show she's serious.
>>27736591
Go on...
>>27736580
>"I heard where you're from humans ride ponies.
That's cute. This is Equestria; lay down."
>>27736580
Give them a gun
Does this mean that ponies all have vore fetishes?
>>27736610
I've heard real life horse nibble at each others sides to express sexual interest.
To a limited extent, I think a lot of them would get a kick off of light biting.
I CLOSE MY EYES AND GRAB IT
I CLENCH MY HAND AND WPPSH IT
I GRAB THE FLANK AND RUB IT
I AM THE BUTT I WORSHIP
>>27736504
The panties version of this is better.
>>27736504
Too late
>>27736644
nice meme
>>27736644N O ID E D
O
I
D
E
D
Pony is excited
>>27736697
Actually it's orgasmic excitement.
Come inside, the pony beckoned
>>27736725
Vorefags drawing SFW pictures is the funniest thing
>>27736727
Isn't it? They must have spent half the time of that drawing just on the mouth and tongue.
>>27736554
I want to combine them into the ultra dork
Pony reminds you to trust the fuckhead.
Pony reminded you your favorite pony is SHIT.
Pony does not realize pony is your favorite.
>>27736805
Coco would be a good consolation waifu
>>27736450unf
>>27736815
>consolation waifu
What happend to /mlp/ poll?
>>27736814
Pony shouldn't use such vulgar language.
>>27736814
Pony needs to calm down.
>>27736843
What /mlp/ poll?
You mean that one they always posted a link to during episode days?
>>27736889
>figured the filename would read "moondiaper" instead of "moondancer"
>read it
>read it again to make sure I didn't read it wrong
>that's actually the filename
Huh. I don't like this fetish but I think it's funny.
It could be a good insult to her.
>>27736900
It's awful anon
We can never have legitimate discussion about Moondancer without that being brought up
>>27736912
I hope he'll get bored in a few months
>>27736912
I guess. That's a shame too. Because she's an interesting character.
>>27736912
I know, isn't it great?
>>27736912
He is a drawfag. I though you don't want to chase a drawfag out.
>>27736954
No he's not
>>27736954
Is he?
Link his art.
>>27735005
Friends Forever #30 featuring Cadance and Twilight should be out this Tuesday night if you want to add it to the OP Isaac.
>>27736960
>>27736962
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-skitter
>>27736980
He's a talentless faggot anyway.
>>27736980
That's nice.
But i don't think i ever saw him drawfagging for us. All i ever see is DIAPER DIAPER DIAPER.
>>27736912
hey cmon now, the diaper creeps keep it to 1 pony. I think that is fair.
what more do you want?
>>27737001
I want them to fuck off
>>27737001
I want them to kill each other.
>>27737011
if you want a group to fuck off you have to shitpost harder.
I wanted to get rid of fatfags and after all of my hard work they are finally gone. whens the last time you saw a nonironic fat fetishist in here?
no need to thank me
>>27736962
https://cuckchan.org/mlp/thread/27635846/#q27637357
For starter
>>27737032
Did you kill EA
>>27737046
Some retarded drawfag drawing his shitpost request makes him a drawfag?
>>27737050
>Did you kill EA
I presume not since >>27736450 and >>27736826 are still a thing
unf by the way
Is Rarity relatable?
>>27737063
>tfw /unf/ is ded
>>27737093
I always feel weird when erping on /unf/
it's too cramped, it's literally just two people, too intimate.
I prefer to lewd a dying horse.
>>27737090
She's really dedicated and passionate in her hobbies and likes pretty, shiny/gaudy things. So yes.
Also she's really entertaining because Tabitha's silly quirkiness has leaked into her.
>>27737113
>tfw you will never lewd a sleepy gloomy.
>tfw you will never talk dirty with a yawning gloomy who tells you its fine to cum inside her as she falls asleep
>>27737139
you know what I'd like to do
have a nice apartment inside giant gloomy's womb
>>27737147
that sounds super dumb
>i would be ok with living inside of gloomys asshole
i need to rethink my life choices
>>27737174
>i would be ok with living inside of gloomys asshole
Anon, you can't set up a home in a place that is literally flooded with shit twice or thrice daily
>>27737189
Hey man, you got a problem with Manhattan?
>>27737156
Goddamn, anon.
That's killing me with just how cute it is.
>>27737156
Nice
ponies
>>27737218
are
>>27737229
ponies
>>27737234
but
>>27737218
Man, ponies go through a line of eyeliner.
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLG
>>27737156
noice
>>27737214
What a cute pony.
>>27737246
They even put it in their manes
I mean who the hell does that
>>27737262
>Good night, MLG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6GILnGHW4I
>>27737268
>>27737268
I'd drink there.
Post your first "mlpg opens a bar".
>>27737288
>>27737306
I was really disappointed with that book. It's pretty lazy. Just how to make super common mixed drinks and how much semen to add to each. Nothing inspiring at all.
So should we pre-game at The Rat and The Buttplug before we hit up the Greasy Slut?
filly
There are not "hot" horses.
>>27737340
And in the morning we can have one of these.
>>27737351
But how big are the ponuts?
>>27737373
aw shit I was gonna post that
Have this backup
>>27737342
colt
Is it true the Greasy Slut has a secret menu?
>>27737390
What a cute horse
>>27737398They have a secretstallionmenu
>>27737403
Oh shit, can I have a stallion milkshake with my greasy slut combo?
LOOKS LIKE SOMEPONY'S HAVING A BAD DREAM
>>27737340
It should have unique mixed drinks
drinks like 'The CumDumpster Diver' and 'The Snowball'
>>27737416
I wonder what a stallion milkshake would entail
best friends
>>27737422
YOU CAN HAVE A DREAM ABOUT RIDING A PONE
OR YOU CAN HAVE A DREAM ABOUT DROWNING IN MEMES
>>27737431
Yes.
Yes it fucking should have. Instead it was crap like "jim & tonic: make a gin & tonic then add jizz"
>>27737451
>it didn't have a section on how to ferment semen
Shit book
Derpin it up.
>>27735985
oh man I didn't know Colt goes to my school
>>27737479
>"fermented semen" is now in your Google search history forever.
>There are enough serious discussions on the subject that it justified the search
Huh.
OR YOU CAN HAVE A DREAM ABOUT LOSING YOUR WAIFU
>>27737448
NO! NO! NO MORE MEMES!
>>27737515
The internet is a wonderful place
I do wonder how that would taste though
>>27737531
wonder no more
Filly wants to playEVE Onlinewith you.
>>27737032
>whens the last time you saw a nonironic fat fetishist in here?
Ross was here earlier today.
>>27737537
That has no information on how it actually tastes, and it's actually kind of fucking gross to use year-old semen
I was thinking more about getting a bunch of guys to jerk off at once and then ferment itmlpg.txt
>>27737156
Cute, but still a meme filly
>>27737558
Oh fuck, did he draw anything?
>>27737562
>I was thinking more about getting a bunch of guys to jerk off at once and then ferment it
you do understand that even if you got twenty men jerking off three times a day for a full week you'd never get enough cum to do anything with it, right?
At best you'd get a shot.
>>27737531
Depends on the tap a bit, I imagine. Or taps, I guess.
>>27737562
Yeah, year old semen is just going to taste like rot by the time you have enough there. You want to start fermenting that stuff as soon as you can. Definitely need a larger source.
>>27737547
tell filly that I'm not touching that game with a ten foot pole.
If she wants to play star citizen I'm up though.
have some traditionally drawn pones
>>27737595
>Not quite fat
Oh well, still neat
>>27737587
The average load is about 5ml (http://www.britannica.com/topic/semen), so you'd need 200 loads for a liter
If we get everyone in MLPG to contribute we'd have a liter in like two days
>>27737628
we could get a bunch of bulls on the stack and have the trap anons milk them.
>>27737628
How much to rent a horse? We might be able to save time.
>>27737602
>every time hiatus hits the ded drawfags come back
I don't get itthat's a nice traditional pone
>>27737628
or you could just get 1 zebra
