"Dude, why do you have a vag?" Edition
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~Fatal Flaw (Reverse Trap Dash)
http://pastebin.com/iPx8q268
~Reverse Trap Fluttershy
http://pastebin.com/GGCZjdDX
~My Little Drop Trooper, Reverse-Trap Edition
http://pastebin.com/2EZnrind
~An Orra Makes It All
http://pastebin.com/j3tK0khk
I like this thread.
>>27729820
>>27729886
>>27729914
>>27729820
>I can't believe it's not Butters!
>"Dash, could you please stop?"
>It's really strange seeing you without a fluttery bit inbetween your legs!
>"P-please..."
>>27729914
I can't fap to this.
>>27729924
>>27729927Kek
>>27729933
On one should...we all know what happened next
>>27729914
Cant forgettheLewdversion
http://i.imgur.com/TrNayg2.png
So should I start posting my trap green, or what. I'm definitely not going to the trap thread. That place is just straight gay.
>>27730085
No gayz pliz
>>27730085
>So should I start posting my trap green
anywhere but here
>I'm definitely not going to the trap thread.
aww, that's too bad
>That place is just straight gay.
server you right
>>27730111
Then it's settled then. It ain't gay. So I'll dump
>>27730137
And now that settles it even more
>"Anonymous J. Rape, please come to the principals office"
>no "ooooohh's"
>no snickering
> no "Halla lala, you in trouble"
>Just judgmental stares boring into you
>God damn, you hate private school
>You slowly get up and leave your things on your desk after receiving a nod from the teacher up by the marker board
>It wasn't uncommon for you to get called to the principal's office
>Maybe some butthurt feelings making it's way to Principal Cinch or a teacher hears you being too loud and "raw" with your language
>You know the routine
>Walk into the office, slap on the wrist, then go back to class
>You say hi to the old front desk receptionist who smiles and nods to you
>Well, that's a good sign
>You knock on the door to Cinch's office
>"Come in"
>You walk into the dark office, where Principal Cinch did her best emperor impression facing the semishut blinds
>You sigh and take you seat
>It was cute the first time, but now it was just the works
>She swivels around to face you, her face menacing in some sorts at you
>"Anonymous, do you have any idea why I called you here?"
"Because of my charming, good looks and my winning personality?"
>She snorts
>She goes back to her angry bitch mode, "No, Anonymous, I called you here because we have a problem."
>"As you might or might not have known, three days ago Sour Sweet stabbed a nigger in the parking lot at a Denny's"
>You reel back
"Woah, woah, woah, there is no-"
>"I already know you're not involved Mr. Rape"
>"The problem is, that now the Girls Shadowbolt Team are down from their optimal number of six, to five"
"Aren't there only five of them"
>"I already have plans in motion for the sixth, but losing a member now changes things."
"In ways that effects both your all-girl team and involves me?"
>>27730223
>"You know the Shadowbolts consist of Crystal Preps most elite, for boys and girls. However as exceptional as the Girls are, there happens to be a power-gap between the top six and every other girl. A gap large enough to effect our chances at winning. The boys team is already in top condition, but I can't allow a remote chance of us not getting the upper hand in our match against the Canterlot Highschool."
>You squint your eyes
"What are you getting at?"
>"You, Anonymous are, as hard as it is to believe, exceptional. Not outstanding, but rather above average, which is why we tolerate your behavior here
>Now it was your turn to snort
>"You may not be able to take number 6 spot in the male's shadowbolts spot, but if you'd definitely fill in the powergap we've created for the girls
"Woah, I don't know where your line of thought is going, but last time I checked, I can still piss in a sink from across the bathroom."
>"That's unless you formally agree to be a woman."
>You suddenly cross your legs as tight as jews fist around a $10 bill
>"Don't worry, I'm not asking anything that drastic, but due to some lawsuits in recent years the education board is now forced to acknowledge the 'associated' gender a student may choose for themselves, as long as there is a formal commitment from said student."
"Your explaining to me how this works in your favor, but you haven't explained to me why I give a fuck"
>"Oh, you'll give a fuck when you ace all your classes this year without showing up once."
>You raise an eyebrow
"Really?"
>"Oh if you want you can come to school whenever you want, but your assignments will always come out %100. I take this school's reputation very seriously, and i know you think you have nothing to lose here, so I'm forced to use the carrot instead of the stick"
"So, what I put on a skirt and I go to cross-meets?"
>>27730232
>"No, you'll be putting in your best effort to look and sound like a girl. You'll be taking these hormone pills too. This is the minimum it takes to meet the requirements for your paperwork, and lastly you'll be assuming a new identity, if only to ease yourself with the girls. With your body type and these pills you'll look and sound like a thirteen year old lesbian."
"Holy shit this heavy"
>"You'll need to make a decision tomorrow, or else the paperwork and deadlines won't meet in time. Come when you've made a decision. You are dismissed."
>Normally when you left, you stomped out and make a snide remark, but this is different
>You simply kept quiet and left the office, before heading outside and sitting on bench
>You bend forward and place both your thumbs on your temple
>This is worst than tests, quizzes, essays, or maybe even asking a girl out
>This is a balls to the walls gamble here
>The birds chirp as you stare out in quiet contemplation.
>>27730211
>reverse trap / tomboy thread
>posting mtf trap green
I think you're in the wrong thread, friendo
>>27730211
You can post your green if you let me fuck your boipussy.
>>27730241
I already reached the end of the pastebin, Anon, just fucking update the story instead of dumping it, dammit.
>>27730241
>It's been 4 weeks since you've took the deal
>You needed to sweeten the pot before you accepted and they took your conditions
>You had time to transition and perfect the art of trapping
>Been going on /a/, /soc/, and /fit/ a lot just to make sure you got it down
>All your assignments were delivered home, since the deals not complete until you win the Games
>Yeah, if you win, you get a year off with a little extra something
>If you don't win, then you're just a faggot who fucked up his body for nothing
>Now you have the girl's uniform and it actually fits well
>Your flat as board, but that's not surprising
>Your heart feel cold and shaky
>Gotta be honest, your nervous
>Here you're in front of people
>Talking to them
>You had to convince everyone you're a girl before they figure out you're just some faggot
>You look in the mirror
>Look like a boyish girl
>Your wig make up make it look good, but you don't want to look good
>You need to look perfect before you meet the Shadowbolts
>You sling your book-bag over your shoulder and brave your undercover mission today
>>27730277
he's just a faggot in denial seeking for attention
lgnore
>>27730248
>>27730248
>Having a string of threads only supported by two writefag
Yes, you certainly are doing a fantastic job supporting your niche fetish threads. The world needs more bumpers.
>>27730272
Just as long as you aren't gay
>>27730277
Sure thing. I'll drop a pastebin link again, and get back to writing
>>27730286
http://pastebin.com/hadJ7SQk
>>27730293
gotta be honest a little attention does make it easier to get my creative drive going. too bad I don't have my trip on
Is this the green where flash kisses anon and anon starts to question his sexuality?
>>27730085
>I'm not going to the thread designed for my story
>I'll just shit up this thread too!
None of us want to read your story, take it to the thread it belongs in so people will actual enjoy your writing. Although I'm sure getting told to fuck off probably turns you on like the attention seeking faggot you are.
>>27730635
>I don't want another green that boosts this thread's activity in here even though I can just ignore it if I don't like it
>>27730635
>chasing away new writers
no fun assholes should just learn to let their autism go.
>>27730085
The trap thread is AWFUL and yeah feel free to post here instead.
>>27730652
>>27730668
Thanks for understanding. I'll write new stuff tonight.
>>27730668
>b-but rules are n-n-n-no fun…
people like you should slowly die of starvation and pneumonia in gulag
>>27730818
Your precious writefag for this general wrote a fucking trap story and didn't put it in the trap thread you cuck
>>27731526
qnɯd
>>27730952
the traplight story was written for /nst/, and it was other random fags here that brought it up since jeff was our primary writefag for the thread and I personally enjoyed most of his green beforealthough I wouldn't mind more green from different writefags
either way I really don't care about the whole trap vs reverse-trap, since in the end its still technically a trap either way.
not like anyone here can stop someone from posting here anyways.
>>27730286
>look like a boyish girl
Me and my dick need details and maybe a picture
>>27732000
Truths
Bumperooni
>>27732051
Something like this?Sorry I'm pjo trash
>>27732807I-i don't know what that is
>Old coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
>Sold in a market down in New Orleans
>Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright
>Hear him with the women just around midnight
>Brown sugar how come you taste so good?
>Brown sugar just like a young girl should
What It's Saying:
Just to be clear, this appears to be a song about raping slaves. Because of the catchy beat and repetitive chorus, you may have just assumed this was a song about how Mick Jagger was enduring a case of decrepit, British jungle fever, but it's kind of unmistakable when the first verse talks about slave ships and cotton fields.
>You continue limping forward
>You HAVE to make this right
>You have to make amends!
>You're, you're the good guy!
>The hero!
>...Right?
>All that you've done so far doesn't seem it
>...But you defended Peep in that fight at Fluttershy's!
>Was that really for Peep though... or your own amusement?
>...That's right.
>You don't deserve her.
>After all the love and trust she put into you, you just throw her away.
"No, that's bullshit. I didn't-"
>You DIDN'T say she was worthless?
"Well fuck... I don't know-"
>You DIDN'T hesitate to help her in her time of need?
"Yeah, but that-"
>You don't really love her, do you?
"The fuck? Of course I d-"
"Because she loved you. More than you'd ever know."
>You peer into the darkness of the forest
>Twilight can't find you
>They all heard you talking to yourself
>You keep walking
>>27733913
>Peep
Uhh, birdpone thread is wayyy over there, friendo.
>>27734231
I like to bump with content m8, even if its off topic
>>27733621
Wish I could have been a slaver. It sounds like such a good time
>>27734789
Wait till the fuckers rebel m8. Not a good time when they use your own guns and whips against you.
Gonna update the Flutter pastebin real quick and then I'll get back to writing.
>>27735085
woo
>>27735085
>>27735085
I'll get myself hyped then
http://pastebin.com/GGCZjdDX
>"I, um... uh... I..."
>You can practically hear Fluttershy's teeth chattering from the other room
>"Please don't look at me..."
>Getting up from the table, you run towards the bathroom, ready to drag Dash out of there
>Seriously, why can't she learn to handle an awkward situation with a little grace?
>"I'm not looking at you! I just wanna know why you've got a vag--"
>And then, taking way longer than it should have, it finally hits her
>"Oh! Dude, you're a chick!"
>And that's when you step into the bathroom to drag her away
>The bathroom itself is cramped, leaving only two or three feet between Fluttershy and Dash
>Fluttershy, fortunately, has managed to partially cover the front of herself with a towel
>Still, it leaves a *lot* of her exposed
>She looks... well, about like you'd expect
>Skinny, to the point of being androgynous, withonly the barest hint of femininity expressed in her narrow shoulders and the slight curve of her hips
>She shies away when she notices you staring, and you quickly tear your eyes off her body
>You step up behind Dash and grab her arm to drag her out
>Unfortunately, it didn't occur to you just how easily startled Rainbow can be when she gets flustered
>"Gah! Let go!"
>She flips her shit the minute you grab her unawares, pivoting on her heel as she tries to shake you off
>And she succeeds... or, at least, she sort of does
>Dash spins in a half circle, throwing you off her
>And sending you right into Fluttershy
>You plow into her, and she falls backwards into the bathtub, the towel going flying
>In midair, you twist your body to try and avoid falling on her
>And you succeed!
>Unfortunately, this causes you to fall with your face right between her legs
>"A-ah..."
>Fluttershy groans, looks down, and realizes the position the two of you have fallen in
>"O-oh my... I'm s-s-so sorry!"
>>27735428
>>27735428
>Reflexively, she tries to cover herself
>Unfortunately, that instinct also causes her to try to cross her legs, which ends up just immobilizing your head right in front of her crotch
>Man, you're *really* glad she just bathed
>"I'm s-sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... ah~"
>Your attempts to escape, unfortunately, cause your face to brush against her lady-bits
>Fluttershy squirms, a shudder running through her body
>Something warm and wet -- which you *really* hope is just leftover bathwater splashes against your cheeks
>Finally, you manage to extract yourself, ending up crammed in a bathroom with a buck-naked Fluttershy
>With her lower half hidden, is honestly is really easy to mistake her for a boy
>The two of you glance at each other, and it's an absolute toss-up as to who is blushing harder
>And then you glance at Dash
>She has a look on her face
>You have no idea how to describe it, really
>It's somewhere between the horror of realization, absolute and utter confusion, and intensely overpowering arousal
>Granted, those are like the only three emotions Dash has, half the time...
>"I, uh..."
>"I'm s-s-so sorry! I d-didn't mean... I j-just lost my balance!"
>She quickly turns away from you, hiding her face
>"I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry..."
>Dash wipes sweat from her forehead
>"I'm uh... I gotta go, uh... check on the zoo tickets! Gotta make sure they printed properly! Be right back! In like fifteen minutes!"
>She sprints out of the room
>Then sticks her head back in
>"D-don't go in the basement!"
>Fifteen and a half minutes later, the three of you are seated on the bed
>And wow, does "awkward" not even begin to describe it
"So, uh..."
>"Yeah."
"I, um..."
>"I'm s-s-sorry..."
>>27735486
>Realizing how hard she just cucked herself, Dash's lewdness intensifies
>>27735486
>thought her fetish was yaoi
>it's actually ntr
>>27735486
>"No, it's cool. I just, uh..."
"Are you okay, Butters?"
>"Y-yeah... are you?"
"Perfectly fine. Dash?"
>"I'm good, dude."
>She lets out a shaky breath, her right hand still twitching
"Well..."
>"Yeah."
"Zoo?"
>"Oh, right! The tickets!"
>She runs back to the basement to print them, returning a minute later with a slip of paper for each of you
>You scan yours, while Fluttershy stares at hers like it's a hundred dollar bill
"Why do they have our names on them?"
>"Huh? Oh. They're upping security, apparently. After what happened down in Maretropolis, you know."
"Oh, right."
>You clear your throat, hoping to disperse a little of the sudden somber mood
"But yeah, awesome. You still up for breakfast?"
>Dash pats her stomach
>"Always, dude. What're you in the mood for?"
>You turn to Fluttershy
>"Oh, um... anything is fine. As long as th-there's no meat..."
>"Awesome! Let's go."
>She jumps to her feet, grabbing both you and Fluttershy by the hands and pulling you along with her
>As soon as you're out the door, though, she steps backwards, letting the two of you walk together while she trails behind
>Is she still pushing this "date" thing?
>You glance back at Dash, giving her a "what gives?" kind of look
>She motions for you to hold Fluttershy's hand
>Okay, yeah, she's definitely still going for the date angle
>Why?
>Mentally, you shrug
>Probably just wants more spank material
>She motions again for you to take your friend's hand, wriggling her eyebrows
>>27735428
>Skinny, to the point of being androgynous, withonly the barest hint of femininity expressed in her narrow shoulders and the slight curve of her hips
Unf!
>>27735772
>Dash actually wants to build a harem just like in her chinese cartoons
>I wanted Rainbow Dash to take Flutters to the mall and make her try on dresses and skirts still thinking shes a boy
>>27736536
I want an AU Flutters story where she is actually he.I'm not gay, I s-swear.
>>27736710
Well, I'm planning to do the Dash dream-sequence where Anon bangs dude-Butters in front of her. But if you're hoping for something full-lengthhehthen idk. Maybe some other Anon here is willing to write a full-homo spinoff.
>>27736854
Never stop mango, never stop.
These stories have been the best part of my day ever since I started reading them
Jeff you beautiful faggot don't stop
>>27736854
>a full-homo spinoff
It's not homo when you bang someone THAT feminine.
>>27736854
anon banging butters while Dash whispers encouragement into her ear and gently holds her hand when?
>>27737367
Well, I won't promise that it's gonna happen, butit's gonna happen.
>>27737367
This. I need this.
>>27737367
If Flutters will be lying on Dash while she gently hugs her that scene would be just like in my head. Jeff, make it happen.
>>27737400
What are you? a ytp?
>>27729820
So I'm just reading Fatal Flaw and I find it fucking unbearable.
Anon telling Rainbow Dash once that the others like her when they clearly don't is already stupid, but doing it twice is just retarded.
>>27737893
That's fine bro, you don't have to like something because other people do. We don't judge you more harshly for not liking or not liking something.
Panda
>>27729820
Is he crying?
lol what a fag
>>27738734
Wow, and aren't you just the most amazing person to ever live, small child.
>>27736113
what the fuck just happened? This is like straight out of the Looney Toons or something.
>>27738986
Its getting light hearted before theSLAM and welcome to the jam, Come on and slam if you want to jam
>>27736854
Yiss
>>27737367
>"Cum on his face Anon for me."
>>27737400
Jeff you glorious bastard. I absolutely cannot wait
>>27737400
Based Juan
Boomp
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>>27730286
oh shit you're the guy from the old Shadowbolts thread! I've missed your story m8, can't wait to watch it continue.
Because of JeffMango's traplight i started carrying a Trixie ponycard. My power level is to high for real life.
>>27737609
I'm in it for the drama but this is one of the most interesting stories I've read on here and it's mostly because you've combined the reverse trap aspect and the ntr aspect without making it too cringe or drama related.
I'd like to see Dash and Butters remain okay in this regard, but I also know you still have to deal with the abusive Dad part.
And this isn't an insult or negative towards your story but I do hate your teenage characters in the sense of at this point, they should probably contact authorities or something about the abuse but I don't know how they can do it without Butters being sent away unless Anon's or Dash's parents are cool with taking her in.
Also I'll ask this to you and anyone else here, but do you think that at a certain point, Anon should just tell someone about the abuse, like Harshwinny, and be done with it? Butters may not want him to, but there is a difference between respecting someone's wishes and knowing when their sense of agency is compromised and you have to step in.
>>27742085
I bought a tiny Trixie figure which I keep on my desk. Trixie's unwavering Aspergy love fills me with determination.
>>27742230
They haven't contacted anyone yet because, if you remember, it's only been a day in-story since they got Fluttershy and Angel away from her dad. And as for talking to Harshwhinny, well...
...just keep reading, I guess.
>>27742474
I've got a harsh boner for Victoria.
>>27742474
I also have a RainbowDash figure resting on jon snow's on my monitor.also senpai noticed me
>>27742535
She does extremely professional things to myheart.
>>27736113
>By the time the three of you arrive at the zoo -- after a breakfast of fresh-baked muffins -- you and Fluttershy are still holding hands
>Mostly just because she refuses to let go
>As you head up to the front gate, she keeps shooting nervous looks back at Dash, as if worried your girlfriend will suddenly stop being cool with the two of your intimacy
>But Dash just shoots her an encouraging smile, and you continue up towards the entrance
"Looks like you were right about the increased security. Wow..."
>"Yeah dude. I guess it's good though, right? Least we know we're pretty safe here."
>A pair of police officers are stationed near the front
>They're armed, though they look fairly relaxed
>One of them, an intimidatingly-muscled, punkish-looking woman, even nods towards you as you pass her
>Fluttershy, however, shrinks against you
>And that's when it occurrs to you
"Yo, Dash?"
>"Hmmm?"
"You didn't use Fluttershy's real name on those tickets, did you?"
>"Uh, yeah?"
>The cop eyes your pink-haired friend over as you pass her, brushing cropped white hair out of her eyes to get a better look
>Thankfully, she lets you go, but you can feel her eyes on you even as you head through the gate
>"Why? What, should I have called her Butterscotch or something?"
"No. It's probably nothing."
>"Doesn't look like nothing."
>"He's w-worried my dad might have c-c-called the police to look f-for me."
>"Already?"
>Dash glances between the two of you, then back at the white-haired cop
>She's not looking at you anymore, thankfully, but you can't help but feel a little on-edge
>"M-maybe. He g-g-gets really upset when I l-leave without his permission. And he's r-r-really mad about me b-being with Anon..."
>"Shit. Maybe we should leave?"
"No point in that. We're already here, right? If they were gonna grab us, they'd have done it at the gate."
>>27742588mah power levels
>>27742590
>"True..."
"And if they do decide to talk to us, we can just explain the situation, right?" We're not doing anything wrong."
>Dash looks relieved
>"Yeah! Good point."
"So let's just enjoy this. We can worry about everything else later. For right now..."
>You squeeze Fluttershy's hand
"Where do you wanna visit first, Butters?"
>Now, you'd probably guess she'd want to go right for the petting zoo, right?
>Or maybe the big cats, or horses, or anything fluffy and cute, really
>But hope, she heads right for the reptile house, dragging you behind her
"Uh... are you sure?"
>"Yeah! They g-got this really cool new Freshwater Crocodile exhibit! Apparently they're p-prety hard to find in captivity!"
"Oh. Uh..."
>"Dude! Hell yeah! That sounds awesome!"
>For the first time since it began, your hand-holding with Fluttershy is broken
>Dash grabs ahold of your friend and drags her towards the Canterlot Zoo Herpetarium, leaving you to follow in behind them
>The inside of the place is muggy and claustrophobic, just a winding series of dark hallways with glass cases flanking either side
>Inside the cases are every species of snake, turtle, and lizard you can imagine
>Dash and Fluttershy work their way through the crowd, heading towards the lower levels
>In the basement, the place opens up into a wide, arena-sized room, the center of which falls away into a pit several fit deep
>And at the bottom of the pit, nestled in different, fenced-off pools, are the crocodiles
>You get shivers just looking at them, but Fluttershy and Dash are fascinated
>"Dude, look at that guy! He looks like he could bite someone in half!"
>"Y-yeah. Apparently their jaws can exert around t-three thousand PSI of pressure..."
>"I have no idea what that means. But it sounds bad-fucking-ass!"
>A nearby mom scowls at Dash's language, and she blushes
>>27742590
>>27742474
>I bought a tiny Trixie figure which I keep on my desk
Aw shit my nigga, same here.
>>27742806Man, it's been too fucking long since I went to the zoo.
>>27742663
Shit senpai, you wanna talk about power levels?
>>27742867
We having a dick comparing contest over here?
>>27742906
>>27742663
>>27742867
Come at me m8
>>27742937
that's pretty goddamn shameful right there.
>>27742806
>For a moment, it's your turn to be the third wheel
>You rest against the wall, watching the girls chatter
>They're huddled together like they've been best friends their wholes lives
>Fluttershy is trying to explain the anatomical features of freshwater crocodiles, and why they're so dangerous
>Dash clearly isn't following along with the finer details, but every time Fluttershy gets to a particularly gory bit, her eyes light up
>"And then th-they use these really powerful m-muscle contractions in their bodies to t-twist the prey, and that b-breaks it's neck."
>"Dude."
>"Y-yeah?"
>"That's so cool! It's like getting suplexed by a dragon!"
>That's one way of putting it, you guess
>Fluttershy giggles, bouncing excitedly on her heels as her and Dash circle the exhibit
Shit, need to leave. Will be updating if I get a break at work. See you guys in a bit!
>>27742950
Yeah, that's why i keep them in a briefcase in the back of my closest.
>>27742937
Get that weaksauce shit outta here
>>27743013
>one figure of a popular Chinese cartoon
>weeb trash
>probably uses it for hot glue fetish
>implementation
>turning me into a kekannosaurus rex
>>27735428
wew boy
>>27735486
>>It's somewhere between the horror of realization, absolute and utter confusion, and intensely overpowering arousal
>>Granted, those are like the only three emotions Dash has, half the time...
I laughed.
>>27743042
At first I couldn't tell if that was a lip ring or drool, hot either way tho...
>>27742956
So... is Dash a cuckqueen then? Does she actually want her boyfriend and Flutters to screw?
>>27742956
I was busy reading the RD story but I should of been lookin here.
Keep dat shit up mah niggah.
>>27741815
Wew. Glad to have some recognition. I'll be updating later today.
>>27742956
>For the moment, it almost seems like you've been forgotten, but you don't really mind
>It's just so nice to see the two of them getting along this well, and Fluttershy's happiness is universally contagious
>You swear you notice people smiling at her as she walks past, some of them even exchanging comments with her about the animals
>She's in her element now, and she's loving every second of it
>And so you're content to sit back for a bit and let the girls have some time together
>When they disappear from view, your eyes begin to wander around the Herpetarium's basement
>It's a pretty standard crowd down here: moms with their kids, couples around your age, elderly groups, Ms. Harshwhinny...
>Wait, why is she here?
>Just as you notice her, she catches sight of you too, and begins to work through the crowd towards you
>"Er... Mr. Anonymous. Fancy meeting you here."
>She seems... different than she does at school
>Way more flustered
>In fact, she seems more than a little embarrassed that you ran into her here
>It could just be the weird lighting, but you could swear you see her blushing
"Afternoon, ma'am."
>"Yes. Ahem. Yes. Afternoon. I'm just here on school business, you know. Planning a field trip."
>She puffs out her cheeks
>"Very serious stuff. Very important, very professional."
"Oh, um..."
>"I'm not here for myself, I'm sure you realized. That would be extremely childish. I'm planning a field trip."
"Sounds like a good trip."
>Harshwhinny looks relieved you're buying her flimsy excuse
>"Anyway, while I was scouting, you know, for the trip, the trip I'm planning today, I couldn't help but notice you were with Fluttershy. Is... Is everything okay? With him?"
>>27744121
yisssss
>>27744121
>>"Anyway, while I was scouting, you know, for the trip, the trip I'm planning today, I couldn't help but notice you were with Fluttershy. Is... Is everything okay? With him?"
>Is... Is everything okay? With him?"
hue
>>27735486
Dude.
He just got a face full of fluttervag. I don't blame Dash at all.
>>27744121
Flutterbutter is so cute.
I can see why Dash wants to threeway.Never stop writing.
>>27744424
>threeway
dash sounds like she just wants anon to fuck her
i think she gets off to watching
>>27744452
Personally I think NTR is her fetish. I think if Anon DID leave her for fuckboishy she'd be diddling herself harder than Flanders right after.
>>27744121
"Uh... I mean, well..."
>"If there's anything I can help with, I'd like to know."
>Just then,the two girls come circling back into view, Fluttershy chattering excitedly with Dash about something you can't make out
>Harshwhinny regards them with calm concern
>"Seems like, whatever you're doing, it's working. He looks a lot happier."
"Yeah. We've gotten a lot closer recently."
>A whole lot closer, but you'll keep that to yourself
>"That's good. Poor boy could use a good friend."
>She frowns, adjusting her scarf
"Ma'am? Something wrong?"
>"No!"
>She covers her mouth
>"No, of course not. Nothing at all. You're doing a fantastic job looking after your friend, Mr. Anonymous. I'm... Im very proud."
"Um... ma'am? Are you sure everything's okay? You seem a little..."
>"I'm under a fair amount of stress, Anonymius. Field trips don't plan themselves, you know."
"Of course."
>Ms. Harshwhinny coughs
>"Ah, yes, well. Ahem. I should've really get going then. You still have my phone number, right?"
"Oh, yeah. I should, yeah."
>"Excellent. I'm serious, Anonymous. If you need help, please let me know."
>Before you can reply, your teacher gives you an awkward pat on the shoulder and leaves
>Well... that just happened
>Seriously though, why was she here?
>Harshwhinny has never seemed like the kind of woman to want to be around a bunch of kids all day
>Well, you appreciate her insistence on helping, at least, though you doubt you'll need it
>>27744628
Jeff, my mango
Please tell me it's just comfy and comedy until the end
I don't think I could handle something happening to Butters right now
>>27744714
butters is for love
>>27744628
They really should have told Harshwhinny and the police about that abuse from Flutters's father.
I'm getting a bad foreboding feeling about this.
>>27744628
I want to cum inside Fluttershy.
>>27744628
Calling it now, Flutters is gonna end up living with Mrs. Harshwhinny.
Screencap this!i-if it's not too much trouble, that is
>>27745143
but shes living with anon
>>27745143
I'm calling Harshwhinny being related to fluttershutter
>>27745147
Yeah, now she is. I just don't think that's a viable long-term solution, ya dig?
>>27745157
Maybe not exactly that. She did know about Flutters being a gril though, so she probably knows more than she lets on. Might be she's an aquaintance of Flutters' late mother or something.
>>27745189
Or, she is Fluttershy's mother. But that is a bit of a stretch. We'll put it on the list of maybes.
So, does fluttershy have hair down there?
>>27745189
>>27745216
I was going to say an aunt or something
>>27745216
From my point of view, being related by blood adds nothing to the story, so I pretty much rule it out.
Mango's good like that.
>>27745219
Lots. It's home to a wide variety of cute and fascinating little beings...
>>27730286
A lot of stuff happens.
http://pastebin.com/hadJ7SQk
Continuing off what happened last
>You were running on autopilot in file
>With all the rain outside, practice was done inside the gym
>With the large amount of space and emptiness, every footstep echoed to every corner
>You ran behind Flare this time, giving you less distractions this tie around letting you think
>Cadance's little breakdown was certainly something
>The answer sheet she gave you listed down a bunch of vague and specific tasks
>You can't really decide whether to go through with it or not
>On one hand, Cadance seemed extremely unhinged and might be talking a load out of her ass
>On the other, Cadance seemed extremely unhinged and might do something if you don't follow her plans
>Well at least if you botch up your feeling with Lemon Zest, you'll at least be alive enough to be embarrassed about it
>Alright, first step starts today
>You look down the line and see Sweet and Sour chatting with Zap at the front
>And right behind them is Zest just mindlessly running behind them with her headphones on
>Zap looks back and yells
>"Last lap ladies"
>You look behind you and find Twilight and Sugarcoat chatting behind you
>Not trying to kill themselves keep up, but still putting in effort
>Kind of
>They were chatting about something, but you can't quite hear them over the squeak of wet sneakers on slick floors
>You focus on Sugar Coat
>If she supports you and Cadance supports you. Maybe it's possible
>Today it's time to sink or swim
>You jog steadily behind Lemon Zest and tap her to get her attention
>She slides the left headphone off and looks quizzically at you
>I love you
>Shit that's definitely not what you want to say off the back
>Gotta think
"Hey... uh, umm, so Zest, you wanna come by my place and hang out?"
>Your awkward smile wavers
>A life vest wouldn't be enough to keep you from drowning in spaghetti
>>27745301
>She hums for a bit
>"Tomorrow for sure, but I have some stuff to take care of today"
>Well shit
>She didn't laugh, say no, and say you have small dick
>This is way better than you imagined it
>Holy shit this is fantastic
>You try hard to conceal you blush and fall back behind Zest
>This warm, nervous feeling was making your heart skip
>Now that you think about it what were you two going to do at your house
>Play games, listen to music
>Maybe watch a movie
>Shit, movie doesn't sound too good.
>What the hell is romantic about two people looking silently in the same direction?
>You gotta come up with something
>You wipe away sweat from your forehead as Zap calls it
>"Alright we're done here."
>Yes, finally.
>You can't wait to go home and wait for tomorrow
>Plans to make, dreams to play out
>You run into the girls locker room and quickly change back into your regular school uniform
>You slip into your uniform with ease, the sweater and skirt putting you more at ease then the androgynous style of the track suit
>You start skipping carelessly to the parking lot to catch the second buses that only run for after school activity kids
>You stand by the glass doors looking out to the pouring rain coming down.
>Holding on tightly to your sweater you brace to run out into the wet cold and walk down the steps out of school and start heading to your bus
>"Hey Sharp Bait"
>Goosebumps crawl all over your skin and shivers shook down your spine
>>27745219
Considering her dad wants her to be a boy, probably
>>27745307
Funny how a rain soundmaker changes
>You take the bus home and go to sleep
to an entire whole scene
http://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/rainNoiseGenerator.php
>>27745307
>The rain drizzeled down your face
>You look over your shoulder and find him wave you
>"I finally found you"
>He stood in the rain, next to his old, 2002 green civic and started walk towards you
>That fucking asshole
>Flash "Motherfucking" Sentry
>You turn away from him and start walking back to your bus
>"No wait up, please"
>You hear the fast splash of him stepping through large puddles
>You quicken your pace, but your stopped when you eel his hands latch onto your shoulders
>"Bait, look"
>He turns you around and you can finally face him again
"What do you want!?"
>Your jaw is clenched, your brow is furrow, and your emitting a low growl, but none of this, not even the rain drenching you in the rain can hide the tears soaking your eyes
>"Look I'm just here to say I'm sorry and make up for what I did at the fair"
>You turn around
>"Look I'm sorry I crossed some sort of line with"
>He quickly gets in your way
>"So let me make it up to you"
>There's a pause as you and Flash stand there
>The roar of distant thunder sounds off and you take a deep breath
>You're looking water pools around your feet
>You think hard about Flash
>About your friend
>About your bro
>All through middle school, he made that living hell so much better when you had a friend to brighten even the worst of times
>He may owe you the world, but you owe him so much more
>You start walking towards Flash and grab his hand
"Okay"
>He perks up a bit
"Take me home"
>"Alright, alright, then let's go"
>>27745326
>The inside of his car smelled of strong, orange air-freshener, overpowering any other odor that could come from the displaced laundry in the back seat and old McDonald litter
>You take care of putting his and your bookbags in the back seat and close the door
>You both buckle up and he looks at you
>"Alright where are we going?"
>You think hard
>He wants to make it up to you and he won't stop until he gives you something
>Alright, what's something quick and easy that cute teen would want
"Chick-fil-a?"
>He smiles a bit at the easy task
>"Alright, we can do that"
>His car breathes life once again at the turn of the ignition and you leave the parking lot
>There's a pregnant silence only mild deturbed by the constant pitter patter of rain and the beat of the windshield wipers
>You look out the window as building's pass by and traffic passes past you
>"So, Bait, I uh, already told you I'm sorry"
"..."
"Yeah, you did"
>He sighs and turns on his turn signal, giving off a low ringing sound
>"Alright, well then, I kinda wanted to ask you something else too. You're in Crystal Prep so,"
>You look over at him quizzically
>"Do you know a guy named Anonymous?"
>You felt like a deer caught in headlights
"Ummmm..."
>Think think
"I think so"
>"He's usually loud, but I remember when I met him he was pretty quiet and shy. He's about as tall as I am. His last name's Rape," Flash smiles, "and he always wears that black suit, with a stupid tie on it, but you guys having uniforms and all."
>That's right, you did use to wear those stupid, gaudy ties
>But you couldn't help but wear that Mickey Mouse swag
>Though you used to be as tall him, but I guess that really changed
"Ummm, I think he might be in my class. I don't really talk to him all that much"
>"Mmm, well you should. He's a cool guy if you talk to him"
>>27745348
>Playing dumb is good
>It feels awkward as fuck about him talking about you like this, though
>You don't want to talk him more about it, cause it feels like you're just pushing him to tug your dick
>"Dude is a mixed bag of stupid and brilliance"
>Shut up, cmon Flash you can stop now
>"When we met he was a gold mine. Funniest guy you'd never hear, but he was also so stupid"
>Your cheeks are burning up and you can't take much more of this
>He starts snickering as he turns left at the intersection
>"'Let's boil mountain dew. It'll be so awesome'. Pfft, so fucking great. Found out if you boil Mountain Dew it'll catch fire and it'll make your kitchen wreak. What an asshat."
>Not your proudest moment
>"But he was my friend. We always had a great time together. Never did find out much about his place or his family, but we had fun. Probably doesn't have friends now, never was great at meeting new people, but if you just give him the chance, he'll be the best bro you ever had"
>Flash sighs and rests back into his seat
>He looks over at you
>"You wanna go inside or drive through?"
>You look around real quick
>Fuck, you're already here
>Kinda disappointed it went so fast
>The thunder roars off and the dark sky lights up in a crack of lightning, scaring you panic
"Can we stay inside?"
>"Sure thing"
>You look up at his smug face and realise just how close you two where
>You're clinging onto him
>Fuck
>You quickly let go and hurry to your side of the car with a huge blush on your face
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>Flash pulls around the joint before he arrives at the drive through menu
>"Know what you want"
>You
>God damnit
>Your face scrunches and you hide behind your oversized sleeves
>You meekly squeak out a "yes"
>"Alright"
>Flash rolls down his window and leans out into the rainfall
>>27745364
>>*Csshhh* "Welcome to Chick-fil-a, can I take your order please" *Cshhh*
>"Large fries and a large chocolate shake"
>>"Alright do you want anything else with that?"
>"Yeah, uhh,"
>He looks back at you for an answer
"Oh, umm, can I get some chicken nuggers meal"
>Flash eyes shine a bit, but quickly turns back to the speaker
>"And a chicken nugget meal"
>Shit shit shit. They're chicken NUGGETS. Fuck only I make fuck ups like that.
>Nobody else I know lurks and says shit like this
>FUCKING MEMES
>>"And what size would you like that in?"
>He looks back at you
"Medium"
>"Medium"
>>"And what would you like to drink?"
>Jesus Christ it feels like an interrogation now
>Something something Spanish Inquisition
"Sprite"
>"Sprite, please"
>>"Alright, sir, is there anything else you want?"
>He looks back at you
>You almost take insult
>Does it look like you're a fatass
>You quickly shake your head
>"Nope, that's it"
>>"Alrighty sir, that'll be 13.59 at the next window please."
>He pulls his head back into car and rolls u his window
>You feel on edge
>The car's limited space felt suffocating
>You felt trappedHue trap
>>27745372
>Like you were locked in with him
>It's a slow crawl as you reach the next window
>You reach back to your bag in the backseat, before he plants an arm in front of you
>"looking for something"
"I-I can pa-"
>"It's my treat, don't worry"
"N-no, it's alright I-"
>You look up at him
>"Don't worry I'm the one apologizing to you remember"
>His warm smile kills any resistance to fight him on this
"Okay"
>He arches his back forward and reaches for the wallet in his pocket and pulls out a 20
>The drive through window opens and he rolls down his in turn
>The guy in the window starts to goes over the order, when Flash interrupts
>"Woah, woah Norman?"
>"Yo, Flash? And is that?"
>"Yup, it's her."
>"Nice"
>"Say I didn't know you worked here"
>"Yeah, well, I didn't want you guys to know I worked here"
>"You offend me Normal, I thought we were friends."
>"Yeah, we are, but I know what kind of friend you and the rest of the guys are"
>Flash snickers a bit
>"You got me there. By the way, aren't you Jewish Norman?"
>Norman looks over his shoulder quickly and looks back angrily at Flash
>"No, so please don't bring it back up"
>"Alright, I'm sorry"
>Flash extends over to Norman the money, and Norman let's the window shut by itself
>It's a short wait before we get our food and Flash pulls out and parks in a parking spot
>"Is it okay if we eat here"
>You have no room to fight him
"S-sure"
>He opens up the fast food bag between you and brings out his fries
>You get you own nugger- ets. Gotta remember not to meme around Flash.
>You were a pretty decent meme quoter around him back then
>And you look back into the bag
>No sauce
>Fucking brilliant
>>27745381
"I'll be right back, I need-"
>"to get some sauce, sure"
>Your face turns red and you make your quick escape into the stormy night, running quickly into the restaurant
>As soon as your undercover you try brushing off as much water from your skirt and uniform before walking in, while tucking your hands under your armpits
>You find the same guy from the window manning the register and walk up to him
>All around the place looked empty
>He has nice, friendly smile
>"Sup- I mean, how can I help you"
"Can I get some honey mustard and katsup"
>"Sure, sure"
>He gets back up with a large handful of condiments and reaches into his pocket and produces a golden spoon from his pocket and puts them all into a bag
>"Alright here you go"
"The spo-"
>"Give it to him, he'll know what it means"
>You pause for a moment before letting it rest
>After grabbing the bag you start to head for the door
>"Wait, so umm-"
>You look back at Norman
>"Are you two a th-"
"NO! No we aren't"
>"W-"
>You rush out of the doors and quickly run over to the Flash's car
>Quickly sitting down, you lean back and catch your breath
>You didn't exert yourself, but still had a bit of a rush
>After regaining your cool you look over to Flash
>His eyebrow quirked, he was mildly sipping his shake
>You pout in a "don't ask" sort of way and he looks back to the dash
>You shuffle through the bag on condiments and bring out the spoon
"Do you know what this is about?"
>"Damnit"
>You give him a questioning look
>"Heh, we play a game where we pass that spoon around to each other without us noticing. It's pretty stupid, but it's fun"
>You sigh a bit
>You're feeling a bit too down over a spoon game
>The fuck?
>Are you feeling-
>Nooooo. Stopping that train of thought right there
>No. You're just hungry, that's right. Really hungry for your chicken nuggers
>You open a dipping sauce and dunk your pieces in angrily fill your mouth
>All the while Flash giving you a confused look at your little display
>>27745389
>You catch his look and embarrassment floods over you
>You quickly chew your food while covering your mouth with a hand, before you swallow fast
"I'm so sorry, I-"
>"Look, it's fine."
>You sink back to your seat, letting the rain continue to hit the windshield
"Thank you"
>"hmm?"
"For meal, and for the ride. I- thank you"
>"No, no, this is an apology, you don't have to thank me for anything."
>There's another awkward pause
>You sit uncomfortably in your seat and take a deep breath
"So, ummm, where do you go to school"
>"Canterlot High"
>You can't say you were surprised. It was pretty normal for your middle school to transfer over to Canterlot High. Hell you were looking forward to it before your parents convinced you Crystal Prep would be better for you
>You had the grades to transfer over, but Flash wouldn't be there and you thought everyone would be a dick, which up until you were a part of the Shadowbolts was true
>"The only reason I haven't gone to see Anon yet is since the whole, you know rivalry thing"
>You nod your head
>"Yeah, I didn't want to cramp his style and get those guys over there to hate him or anything. I know some of those guys take it serious."
>Yeah, well that'd be true if he had friends
>You had could have made friends
>Everyone there just autorolled as an asshole to you
>No friends, plain above average grades
>Easy no one noticed or cared if you suddenly dropped and some weeks later someone else transferred
>Not even teachers gave a fuck
>Just one less guy yelling in the hallways for attention
>"It's been what almost two years. Hope he's doing alright."
>God damnit, Flash
>He sighs and the silence is back
>>27745399
>The sky in front of you lights up with nature's fireworks
>After a brief pause, Flash looks over to you
>"Mind if I play some music"
"No sure"
>He starts looking in the middle console under the Chick-fil-a bag
>"The radio's been busted for a while, but the cd's still works"
>He's grabs hold of a small, black cd binder and starts filing through it
>Probably skipping over the good albums and looking for something safe to play around a girl
>He finds something remotely safe a good and takes out a blank CD written on by sharpie
>"How do you feel about Daft Punk?"
>You shrug
"They're alright"
>And very safe
>"Alright alright"
>He flicks some buttons on the radio and cd pops out
>You can briefly see it labeled, "Outkast" and pops in one labeled "Electro Stuff"
>You hear the whirling and clicks as the cd player starts up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjZYw3kRWcY
>The bass in the back is weak, but tries it's damnest
>Otherwise it sounds okay
"This isn't Daft Punk"
>"Yeah, but it's alright, right?"
>He turns the volume down a bit to where it's settling well in the background
>The rain still overpowers it, just barely
"Yeah, I guess it is"
>He smiles at that starts fishing out more fries
>The pause between conversation suddenly got much more comfortable as you munch on your food
>>27745408
Huh, you're fast. Reading this tomorrow, sleepy now.
>>27745408
>Finishing up your nuggets and fries was an easy task, and you weren't full at all
>Fuck, you kinda regret not asking for more, but you don't want to look like a fatass
>You start sipping your soda and see Flash open up his shake pull out the cherry by the stem
>Who the fuck doesn't eat the cherry off the back
>"You want the cherry?"
>Fuck yeah I want that cherry
"Yeah"
>He holds it out for you and you reach out to grab it, before he holds it back
>"Nah ah, allow me"
>He gently pushes down your arm as puff out a cheek
>Holds the cherry close to your face
>This nigga serious?
>You look at his smug face
>Fucking hell man, not cool
>You bring back up your soda sip while turning your head away for a second
>You steal a glance back
>He's still holding it out
>Fuck this guy
>This is hella gay, but goddamnit you're a sucker for shake cherries
>You move your head forward take quick bite of the cherry
>You quickly reach pull the stem out start chewing on your reward
>Flash's face has tripled in smug
>He coolly puts his hands on the wheel when you punch him in the shoulder
>He laughs it off as redouble a softer assault of consecutively punching him weakly on the arm
>"Stop, stop"
>Stop fucking laughing then you double nigger
>You finally relent, folding your arms and pouting, looking out the passenger window
>There's a brief pause again between songs on the CD, where all you can hear is raindrops on the dash
>"You're really cute you know"
>Blood rushes to your cheek, but you continue on looking out your window
"Shutup and drive"
>>27745419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTx3G6h2xyA
>The front lights come back on and he backs out of the parking spot and heads back onto the road
>You see his confident smile as drives off
>Fuck you shouldn't feel this good about this whole thing
>You close your eyes tightly and press your hands on your cheek
>"So where am I heading to?"
"Go down Flying Horse RD, and take a left onto Pony Tracks. My house is the green one on the right."
>"Alright, let's go"
>It's a slow ride, but between the talking it feels less tense
>The songs are comfy and soft for a while
>And then there's that one song you remember from forever ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_RuTvO4g9A
>You bob your head to the beat and start to warm
>You steal a glance at flash who's tapping the wheel to the beat a bit before turning
>Lost in the beat you close your eyes just a bit
>The warmth from the heater
>The soft patter of the rain
>A nice song playing
>Back with your bro
>You don't want to lose this moment for anything
>"Whelp we're here"
>Of course it had to
>You look up and there it is
>Your home at your driveway
>Luckily, Flash never knew where you lived, so it's okay having him Sharp Bait here
>You grab your bag from the back and brace yourself for the wet
>You open the door
"Thanks for the ride, Brad"
>He stays quiet and serious, but he waves to you
>You leave the car and rush over to the patio
>You look over and still see him in his car
>With a final wave back to him, you open the door and get inside
>And set your things down and walk over to the note on the table
"Late night for both of you guys again"
>You sigh and walk over to the living room and flop onto the couch
>You idly close your eyes for a second when you hear banging on the door
>You quirk a brow, but maybe it's just Flash again. Maybe you forgot something in his car
>With haste you rush to the door and look through the peephole
>Yeah it's Flash.
>>27745426
That's all I have for today. Sorry if a stumbled on my words or made errors. I just get so excited when i write, and I need to write fast or I don't write at all.
Also sorry because
>gay
Meh, I don't know what I'm doing
Get this gay shit out of my girls pretending to be boys shit.
>>27745935
>No! Get this content I could easily ignore out! I don't care if he's bumping!
>>27746300
>>>/homohorse/
Shit when are we going to have to make a new thread? Also when is the pastebin for the buttershy going to be updated? It's a rollercoaster of comedy, drama, romance, and a sliver of slice of life and action. It's perfect!
>>27746156
She is a she r-right?
>Fifteen oh seven.
>Fifteen oh nine.
>Should be on the left-
“Damn it!” you hit the brakes and take a quick look around.
>Not a single other non-parked car is around on this lone dirt road, but hey, defensive driving and all that.
>You back up and bring your car in line with the mailbox that is only inches away from a giant bolder.
>The position of both makes it damn near impossible to see the house number while driving past, but you can clearly see the four digits you’re looking for.
"Fifteen-ten” you announce to yourself.
>In the driveway is an old pick up you don’t recognize.
“Man, I hope I’ve got the right place.”
>You pull in and park your car next to the truck to keep from blocking it up.
“Man, he sure wasn’t kidding when he said he lived pretty far out.”
>You now realize why Maud was hesitant about you coming over, or well, he seems hesitant about everything, but he brought up the topic more than once which you took to mean that he wasn’t all for it.
>But like you told him, there’s not really anywhere to work on the model that’s half-way between you both and the less time your group model spends traveling in a rusty old station wagon the better.
>You slip your backpack over your shoulder and pop the truck to your car.
>A small grunt escapes your lips as you heft the sizable tote full of art supplies out.
>You struggle to try and shut your trunk without having to set the tote down for a bit before giving up with a frustrated sigh and setting the damn thing down.
>Trunk shut with a satisfying *thump* and you are now carrying to tote up to the front door.
>You lift one knee up and rest the tote on it, while also leaning it against the door frame to give yourself a free hand to ring the door-
>To use the door knocker apparently.
>You rap at the door three times and slip the tote back into both hands.
>”Cooomiiing~” a cheery voice sing songs from somewhere inside.
>It is at that exact moment that you begin to feel nervous.
>>27746864
>Maud is very... reserved.
>You had kind of chalked that up to home life, but right off the gate this seems to either blow your theory out of the water or also possible...
>You are at the wrong house.
“Shit… Maud did say it was fifteen-ten right?”
>You glance down to your pocket that has your phone and curse your lack of free hands.
>The doorknob rattles and creaks open as wide as the golden chain on the door would allow.
>A bright blue eye peeks at you through the crack in the door, you can see the makings of a wide grin on her face, “Hi! Who are you?” the girl asks, with a kind of bubbliness in her voice.
“Hey, my name’s Anonymous, I was-“
>The girl sputters which follows into genuine laughter, “Anonymous?! Wow, that’s such a strange name!”
“Uh, yeah I- I know… parents are huge conspiracy nuts, figured that they could “cheat the system” by giving me that name. Do you have a broth-“
>”Whoa no way! Never mind what I said before, now that makes it sound super cool! Like you could just slip in and out of anywhere you wanted all stealth like-“
>You wait for a moment to interject but Jesus she won’t stop.
>And your hands are getting both tired and sweaty from standing out in the sun.
“Y-yeah it’s a nice thought and all but I was wondering if this is where Mau-“
>”-mean it’s not like I could do that what with a name like Pinkie and all, I mean maybe if there was a blue-ie and a yellow-ie and a purple-ie..." she hums to herself, "mmmmaybe an orange-ie and white-ie too, no, /definitely/ both of them-”
>You try to interject during her deep inhale but the girl just rolls on past you, "Then we could do some kind of- of Rainbow Power team or something! Wouldn’t that be crazy?! Like not actually using a rainbow as a team or anything, that would be silly, but like-“
>Your grip is giving out.
“Yeah that’s really nice but I would kind of like to set this down and I think this is the Pie-“
>>27746896
>”Pinkie? Who are you talking to?” a much slower and calmer voice calls out from inside the house.
>The girl, you have now mostly confirmed as being named Pinkie, turns to address the questioner, ”Just the future secret agent in the making, Anony-“ she cuts herself off with a gasp.
>You brace the tote on the door to keep from dropping it all over the floor and making a complete ass of yourself.
>Just then you feel a pressure on your gut as the tote is pushed back against you slightly.
>A small clicking noise can be heard on the other side of the door, “Anonymous! That IS your name, and here I thought Maud was just being all cryptic, ha! Maud told me to expect you but I was all “how can I expect someone I don’t know? You know?”
>Oh thank god.
“I was trying to-"
>”You could’ve just said so right at the start! Come on in!”
>The door swings inward before you have a chance to respond.
>Or even react at all.
>Inside is a girl with light pink skin and a darker pink hair, it is unimaginably curly and seems to be just barely contained in the twin pigtails poofing out to either side of her head.
>Behind her is your groupmate, Maud, sporting his usual dark blue colors and messy purple hair.
>You don’t get very long to focus on them however as your view continues arcing downward as you lose your balance trying to catch the falling tote and drop with it.
>The tote makes a loud *thud* on the ground, popping the lid off and spilling many of it’s contents all out on the floor.
>You flop unceremoniously on top of it and can only stare down at the pile of supplies littering everywhere.
>”Oh my gosh! Anonymous!” the bubbly voice of Pinkie chimes in.
>She drops to her knees and locks eyes with you, “You are never going to be a secret agent if you’re this clumsy” she warns.
>You are now starting to realize why Maud didn’t want you coming over.
>>27746910
It's not very much yet I know, but I've not written any EQG stuff before so I wanted to test the waters a little to make sure I haven't fucked it up right out of the gates. So if this is looking okay so far I'll try to have more out tomorrow
Oh, and this is definitely planned to be a reverse-trap story, I haven't gotten to a point where that's clear yet but I just wanted to state that to prevent any confusion between now and the next time I post since someone else is posting a regular trap story.
>>27746810
Poker isn't as fun when you know what you're next card's going to be
>>27747013
But here's a pic more on topic for this thread
>>27746945
Based Abon, keep it up
>>27747013
>>27747024
>>27747079
>spamming traps
you're so leejun, /b/ro
>>27747107
>implying >>27747024 isn't a reverse trap
don't even know what you want, do you anon?
>>27747127
Boy, sure is 3DPD in here.
Get the fuck out.
>>27746810no
>>27747143
>Humanized trap threads, with only humanized reverse trap stories about humans doing human things
baka desu senpai
Damn i wanna see more of the Maud one now
>>27746864
>>27746896
>>27746910
2
Since it seems i am the last person on this thread, i might as well just bump it and go to bed. I hope to see the Maud one and the Fluttertrap one continued tomorrow. Or should i say today?
>>27743028
>one figure of a popular Chinese cartoon
that is a figure of Josuke Higashikata from JJBA: Diamond is Unbreakable (English title) made by a Japanese (David Production Inc.) animation studio therefore making it a Japanese cartoon (otherwise known as an Anime) not Chinese.
Yes I know a bit about anime, but if you are going to shit post or whatever you call that, then get your shit right
>>27748664
Are. . . Are you being serious right now? I just got off of work and I'm half asleep, so I really need you to tell me if you're being serious right now.
>>27746300
This.
Holy crap guys its page 9
Jesus we need to keep talking until the writefags wake up. Also why does every single talent on this website end with fag?
>>27748664
It's a meme you dip.
>>27749577
Welcome to 4chan? The idea originally is that we're all still anons and none of us take ourselves too seriously. You're not some important art person, you're drawing titty monsters on /tg/.
>>27749714
I know that. I just wanted to know why it ends with fag. Not saying they should be called 'The Picasso League of Extraordinary Nips N' Dip'.
>>27747181
So...is that a tomboy or a femboy?
>>27749577
Because everyone is a faggot about something.
If you like drawing shit then you're a drawfag.
If you like writing then you're a writefag.
If you copy and paste the rules a lot then you're a rulesfag.
If you enjoy your somewhat normal lifestylein comparison to all of this degeneracythen you're a normalfag.
If you like sticking your dick in sinks then you're a sinkfag.
If you're a gay male then you're a fagfag.
>>27749820
Anyone who seriously copy and paste the rules on a website where just about the thing that isn't allowed is child porn deserves to be called a fag.
>>27749809
Tomboy obviously. Also, completely forgot about the Humanized General, which is probably a better fit for my story than this thread. Going to switch over to there and stop bothering so many babbies over here. My apologies for bothering you guys
>>27747181
>I don't know what 3DPD means
A spammer AND a newfag, what a wonderful combination.
>>27750205
Shaking My Head
To Be Honest
Famalam
Looks like someone just showed for their first time from /a/. Nobody here gives a fuck about 3dpd, and if you were here a while ago, we had real horse fucking threads. Those were good times
>>27750253
Were you a writefag?
>>27750287
In what way?
>>27750253
>Nobody here gives a fuck about 3dpd
lmao
i think you need to leave
>>27750253
fuck off. no one here wants to see real women.
>>27750205
Nice going, dipshit, you brought it back.
>>27750293
Because I could of swore I saw your name somewhere else and it was a dash green.
>>27750313
Sorry, I've never done green of Dash, which maybe I should get around to soon, but I have been a shitty drawfag and Humanized Dash Dumper for Cousin Rainbow Dash thread which had Can o' Corn and Smokefag
As well as I've been a shitty drawfag and Humanized Dash Dumper for the early NaOH threads.
My pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/Have_Some_Dash
Cousin Dash Pastebins
http://pastebin.com/5fSmkuYf
http://pastebin.com/J3NzTwHa
And you know where to get NaOH
Which I need to catch up on. Things are happening again. Also ripip in pieces potato couch.
>>27750305
>>27750307
Nice meme ^:)
>>27746910
Never would have though Tomboy Maud would work so well. Looking forward to see where this goes.
>>27744628
>"Hey dude. Who were you talking to?"
>You catch up with the girls as the three of you head out of the Herpetarium
>Fluttershy is still grinning like an idiot, taking a few last looks at her favorite species of snake as you head out
"Harshwhinny."
>"That grouch who teaches Econ? Why was she here?"
"Planning a field trip, apparently."
>"A field trip to the zoo? For an Econ class?"
"I mean, that's probably not why she was *really* here. But that's what she said."
>"Hmmm. Weird."
>Dash drags Fluttershy away just as you're about to reach the door, and the two of them run over to glass case holding a huge Burmese Python
>"Dude, sick! It says they're about to feed him!"
>"O-oh."
>"Oh shit! Look, they gave him an actual live rabbit!"
>"Y-yeah... that's what they do..."
>Fluttershy bites her lip, but doesn't look away
>She's clearly distressed, a sheen of sweat shining on her face and little tremors running through her body
>You look away just as the snake begins to constrict around the bunny
>Dash watches, fascinated, for only a moment
>Then she notices the look on Fluttershy's face
>"Uh, yeah... this is kinda boring. You wanna go see something else?"
>Fluttershy nods, grateful for the excuse
>Outside, the bright Fall day is gradually graying out as thick, iron-colored stormclouds roll in
>Dash frowns at the sight
"What?"
>"Nothing. Just don't wanna have today get cut short."
"You afraid of a little rain?"
>"No! Just, you know... whatever. Wanna get some lunch?"
>>27750627
yessss
>>27750627
IT'S BACK!
>>27742937
Ya'll got nothing on me
>>27750627
"Sure. Butters?"
>You look back at your friend, who's still huddled against Dash
>She doesn't look so good
>"Sure. I'm n-not really hungry, though. You d-don't have to get me anything."
"You sure?"
>"Y-yeah..."
>She wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, looking like she's about to throw up
"Hey, you alright?"
>"Y-yeah. Fine. It's j-just been a while since I've s-seen a feeding. It's not a big deal."
>You don't even need to be prompted by Dash this time, you just grab Fluttershy and hug her
>The three of you get to the zoo's café and head for a table in the back corner
>All of the walls are painted with little cartoonish murals of gorillas, lions, giraffes...
>Basically an entire Serengeti, rendered there in front of you in primary colors
>Fluttershy starts to look a little bit better as she admires the murals, smiling to herself
>"I h-haven't seen these before."
"I thought you came here all the time."
>She shrugs
>"N-not really. My dad usually doesn't w-want me to go. And even then, I d-don't really have enough money for the food here, so... yeah..."
>Dash sits down at one end of the tiny cafe table, and just as you're about to sit next to her she stands back up, and pushes Fluttershy into her spot
>"I'll go order for us, 'kay? You two just sit tight."
>She winks at you, then heads off to the counter
>You turn to Fluttershy
"Hey. You sure you're doing alright?"
>"Y-yeah. Just a little sh-shaken up, I guess."
"Alright. I'm sorry."
>"It's f-fine. Why are you apologizing?"
"I dunno. I just hope that didn't ruin the day for you."
>"R-ruin? No, never. Today has been amazing. One of the b-best days... actually p-probably the best day I've ever h-had, next to the day I g-got Angel..."
"Well, that's good."
>You take Fluttershy's hand now almost out of instinct
>>27750725
If we're talking numbers i think I have you beat, but in quality you got me
>>27750738
>you take Fluttershy's hand now almost out of instinct
>>27750738
>It hits you just how lame you sound a second too late
"I mean... I'm honestly really glad to hear that, Butters. You deserve a good day. Hell, you deserve a few good years."
>"W-what do you mean?"
"Nothing, I guess. You're a good person. You deserve better than your dad."
>Fluttershy falls silent for a moment
>"I g-guess..."
"What's wrong?"
>"N-nothing. Just... I d-don't know. I guess I'm a little worried that what you're s-seeing in me isn't the real me. You and D-Dash are the only people who have..."
>She shakes her head
>"Never m-mind. I'm sorry."
"No, keep going. I mean, if you're alright with it."
>"It'll just r-ruin the mood."
"Dash has literally masturbated five feet from us. You can't possibly kill the mood any harder than her."
>"H-heh... I dunno. I guess it's j-just really weird, having people suddenly c-care about me like this. I'm w-worried I j-just accidentally tricked you into thinking I was worth more than I really am, or s-something."
"Well, if you have tricked us, then you did a damn good job. Because I think you're pretty great. And I can tell Dash does too."
>"Y-yeah. I guess."
>She smiles, admiring the mural to give her and excuse not to look at you
>"Is... is she okay? With, you know, the t-two of us being like this?"
>Her fingers wriggle against yours
"Oh, you have no idea..."
>"Hm?"
"She's super okay with it. Dash... she talks about herself a lot, sure. And her ego is the size of a fucking horse. But she really loves her friends. More than pretty much anyone I've ever met, really. If you and me being like this--"
>You trace your thumb in a circle across her palm
"--makes you happy, then she's more than all for it. Plus... well, I don't think I'll mention the other half."
>"What other half?"
"The other half that left a stain on my couch..."
>As if on cue, Dash returns
>>27750890
>"Is... is she okay? With, you know, the t-two of us being like this?"
>Her fingers wriggle against yours...my heart
>>27750890
>"Dash has literally masturbated five feet from us. You can't possibly kill the mood any harder than her."
Fucking Dash, man.
>>27750890
>"Hey dudes! You two look cozy."
>"Y-yeah."
>Nervous, Fluttershy begins to scoot away from you, but Dash reaches across the table and pushes her closer
>"Alright! Let's eat!"
>She plops down a plastic tray bearing burgers for you and her, and fruit salad for Fluttershy
>Along with two glasses of lemonade, one of which contains two straws
>Guess who that's for?
>Lunch is a quality experience, even if the food is a little underwhelming
>Dash is absolutely enamored with the two of you; almost more than when she thought Fluttershy was a dude
>When you and her both try to take a sip of lemonade at the same time, your heads bump, causing Dash to let out a tiny, excited squeal
>"Do that again! Oh my God!"
>The next time, your noses bump against each other
>Dash's resulting noise is far less cute
>Sounds like a heavily-aroused horse
>After that, you work out the logistics of sharing a lemonade, and lunch goes more smoothly
>Until, of course, Dash starts to get bored
>"Hey!"
"Mm?"
>"I just had a great idea!"
"Yeah?"
>Fluttershy swallows a bite of strawberry
>"W-what?"
>"This is your guys' date, right?"
"Uh... I guess?"
>"D-date?"
>"Yeah!"
>"I d-didn't know it was an actual d-date..."
>She glances between you and Dash
>"D-does that mean... this is my first... oh my..."
>"Yeah! First date! Everyone loves compliments on the first date, right?"
>She bends across the table, grinning like an overeager idiot
>>27751336
>"Yeah! First date! Everyone loves compliments on the first date, right?"
>She bends across the table, grinning like an overeager idiot
...if someone gets handcrafted to someone else im going to lose my shit,in a good way
>>27751407
>...if someone gets handcrafted to someone else im going to lose my shit
DO IT
>>27751336
Dash, you magnificent kek.
>>27751336
"I mean, I guess? Why, Dash? You want us to compliment you?"
>You elbow Fluttershy's shoulder
"I told you about her ego..."
>"No, dumbass. Compliment each other! It'll be like a real date!"
"Uh..."
>"Y-yeah! That s-sounds really cool!"
>Fluttershy turns to you, expectant
>"Do you w-want to go first, or should I?"
>You glance between her and Dash
"Yeah, you go."
>"Okay! I, um... I..."
>She furrows her brow, thinking
"Oof. Is it really that hard to think of something?"
>"N-no! I'm just trying to make sure I s-say it in the right way."
>She throws a nervous glance towards Dash, who responds with an encouraging smile
>And a thumbs-up
>"I... I you're a super nice, super cool person. And y-you always make me feel really happy when I'm around you, and really special, and um... yeah..."
>She wipes her forehead
>"Heh. I guess that was maybe a little too much."
Stopping here until I get home from work.
>>27752235
We'll be waiting
![1467054659121[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1AxKNpK.png "1467054659121[1].png")
>>27751367
The trap/reverse trap cyoa has returned!
>>27753909
>Bumping at page 5
This triggers the Anon
>>27753942
Bump
>>27754058
page 10 bump
>>27751336
>>Dash's resulting noise is far less cute
>>Sounds like a heavily-aroused horse
My sides are in orbit
I got bitches in the Bronx, nigga
They can get me in the back door
Rob a nigga in the trap house, bitch you just walked in the trap door
Cross the... in the Bugati, go put the couple bricks in the wrapper
Thought they was slipping on drizzle
Somebody go ask these niggas what they taking a nap for
Winsquad, that the squad, nigga
Without that shit I would've been dead
But I swear to God I'm a keep killing niggas and I put that shit on my kid's head
Cash? No I'm an asshole
So don't... on his bread
I'm the type the type of nigga that'll find a nigga then go and find his chick and a get bitch head
Yea, I'm all the way up
Dónde estás, mi amigo?
Don't put your eye in that peephole
Cause I'll turn the back of your head to a peephole
Think again, then go and murk all your people
You already know the weapon is legal
Flip the clip, guy get back, pull the hair trigger
Yeah nigga, back for the sequel, oh
I got problems in my head, nigga
Smoking that shit from the West Coast
The major key is when you hating me, you could fuck around get your neck broke
You fuck around with the Winsquad, they could find your body at the Texaco
The summer coming and you coming with nothing
You ready pussy-nigga, let's go
>>27755928
O-ok
>>27752235
>"I mean, I guess? Why, Dash? You want us to compliment you?"
>>You elbow Fluttershy's shoulder
>"I told you about her ego..."
I laughed.
Dash has some issues man.
Going to postpone updating until tomorrow morning. Will have a ton of content then, though.
See you guys in a few hours.
>>27755928
Let's go
Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda
I got hoes up in Brooklyn, my Jamaican bitches be cooking
She sit me down at the table, I let you know how it was looking
Rice and peas, macaroni cheese, collared greens
No she don't push it
She Steph Curry with the curry chicken
She just make a whole bunch of good shit
I been out the, I got the rice sitting on the tow truck
Had to hit me with some bands
Get me that brown paper bag
I'm going high, securing lines with my zoes down in Florida
I stack it, stack it, pack it, pack it, stack it, pack it, in that order
Hold up, I'm all the way up
I need to put something in my soda
I don't need no lunch, I'm gonna get a bunch of Asian bitches up in the Rover
My legacy, fuck that
They thought that T-pain was not going to come back
Now go tell them that when you run back
You a hoe, so you already done that
Hold up, I'm all the way up
I need to put something in my Sprite, bitch
If you think you're doing it, I'm about to ruin it
You're niggas are going to learn about the night, bitch
If you think I'm lit now, look what happens when I come and turn on the light switch
I will not plan this shit, I come and handle it, it ain't nothing but a flight, bitch
I mean really though
live
>>27730223
Bitch don't even think about
>>27730223
>It's the Anonymous J. Rape story
Carry on
Blimpo the clown
>>27750362
http://pastebin.com/f46HtqJQ
What's the last thing you read?
>Trying to draw Reverse trap Fluttershy
>Ended up drawing Marco Diaz from Star vs
Goddammit
>>27758704
Just give her yellow skin and pink hair
>>27758704
das cute
>>27758704
I've always wanted to bang Marco tho so this works out pretty well for me
>>27758470
Haven't read past the first time you got to cum inside rainbow dash
>>27758704
Lewd!
>>27758704
my heart
>>27758704
God dammit you made me remember my fetish for turtle necks. Don't know if i should thank you or not.
>>27758704
Top cute.
>>27758704
This is adorable, Anon. Thank you.
>>27752235
"No! No, thanks, Butters."
>You scratch the back of your head, trying to think of something
>But everything that comes to mind is cheesy, over-the-top, lame, or all three
>Fluttershy folds her hands in her lap, her right leg kicking in excitement
>"Okay, well... it's your t-turn now."
"Yeah."
>Dash leans in further, so close you can feel her muggy breath on your cheek
>"Yeah, Anon. You're turn. What's your favorite thing about Butters?"
"I... um..."
>Fluttershy leans in too, to the point where you're starting to feel a little claustrophobic
"I... I think you..."
>You're aware that half the restaurant is probably staring at you now
"I think you're adorable, Butters."
>Of all the lame shit that came to mind, that was what you picked?
>Jesus, it's like you're not even trying
>Fluttershy just stares at you
>"You... t-t-t-t-think I'm c-cute?"
"I mean... you know, in like a... friend--"
>Dash shakes her head at the word 'friend'
>Is she serious?
>Alright, fine, if this is really how far she wants to push the "date" thing, then you'll go there
"Yeah. Yeah, I think you're super cute."
>She crosses her hands over her mouth, leaning up against you
>"Oh, m-m-my... th-th-th-thank you..."
>Dash is sitting at the other end of the table, looking like she's about to cry
>"It's... it's just so pure..."
>She dabs at the corners of her eyes with her napkin
>"So precious..."
>>27758704
Hnngg
>>27759436
i made a thing for this
>>27759611
Kek
>>27759611
Nigga mah sides
>>27759611
Ha! That's perfect, Anon.
>>27759436
>After lunch, the three of you head back outside
>The brewing storm has reached a fierce, ominous leaden color above your head
>Dash glances up at the clouds
>"That's so cool..."
"You say that about every thunderstorm."
>"They're cool."
>Fluttershy just presses up against you, looking nervous
>She's been clingy since your compliment, but now it's less cutesy and more worrisome
"You alright, Butters?"
>"Y-yeah. I'm fine. Just don't r-really like storms."
"Oh. Well, you don't need to worry. If it gets bad, we'll just find someplace to hide."
>The crowds are thinning out now, and most of the animals have retreated into the indoor segments of their enclosures
>Fluttershy points towards the end of the path, where the zoo's aquarium sits monolothic and empty-looking
>"Are y-you guys okay if we inside for a b-b-bit?"
"Oh, yeah, sure."
>You step away from Fluttershy for a minute, though, pushing her towards Rainbow
"I'm gonna run to the bathroom real quick though. I'll catch up with you two inside, okay?"
>"Oh. O-okay. We'll wait for you."
>Fluttershy latches onto Dash, and the two girls head off towards the aquarium together
>As you step out of the bathroom, however, something possesses you to scan your surroundings
>Perhaps it's just latent paranoia, or maybe it's some bizarre precognition on your part
>But for whatever reason, you take a look around, just to make sure the coast is clear
>And that's when you see him
>Fluttershy's dad is standing just a few meters away, near the café's entrance, talking to the white-haired cop from earlier
>>27759652
Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
>>27759652
>>27759652
Anon better call Harshwhinny
....oh god the storm was foreshadowing wasn't it
>>27759652
>>27759652
>>27759652
So this is how it begins.
Not with a bang, but with a whisper.
Brace for impact.
>>27759652
>You try to find some way to make a break for it, but leaving the bathroom would put you right in plain sight of both of them
>And odds are, he's told them exactly what you look like
>In fact, if Ms. Harshwhinny is here, then there probably isn't anyone at school to cover for you
>So he could easily have as much information on you as he wants
>Despite the chill brought on by the storm, you're starting to sweat
>What the hell are you going to do?
>Dash and Fluttershy are all the way over in the aquarium, they don't even know he's here
>You have to warn them
>Ducking back into the bathroom, you grab your cell phone
>But just as you're about to dial Dash's number, the bathroom door opens
>Panicked, you slip into the room's single stall
>Footsteps sound on the tile, and someone enters
>You retreat against the back of the stall, biting your lower lip
>The footsteps stop just outside the stall, and someone knocks
>"Anyone in there?"
>The voice is definitely Fluttershy's dad's
>Shit, what do you do?
>He's cut off your only exit
>Fight him?
>Hope the police show up?
>"Hey! Anyone in there!"
>He knocks again, and jiggles the locked door
>Dammit
>There isn't enough room to slip underneath the walls
>Closing your eyes, you pray to whatever will listen for some sort of miracle
>>27759845
Oh god.
>>27759652
>Fluttershy's dad is standing just a few meters away, near the café's entrance, talking to the white-haired cop from earlier
Shit.
>>27759845
BRUH
>>27759845
Why must you do this to me OP?
>>27759845
Please god yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ7HrOY6GLc
>>27759957
ho lee fuk
>>27759845
but srsly.pls
>>27759993
Its a good movie anon...well its fighting is good
>>27759845
shitshitshitshitshitshitshit
knock his ass out
>>27759845
>And then you get one
>A huge, cacophonous boom of thunder echoes through the bathroom, and the lights flicker and die
>"Gah! What the hell!?"
>And that's when you take your chance
>With the room now pitch-black, you throw the door open
>It bangs right into Fluttershy's dad's face, sending him backwards
>"Gah! What the hell!?'
>He starts to chase after you, but you've got a sizable head start
>Hands groping wildly in the darkness, you simultaneously find the door, and a plastic wastebin sitting next to it
>In a single motion, you throw the wastebin behind you, hearing a satisfying *crash* as it splits open, spilling paper towels across the floor
>The crash is followed by another, louder one as Fluttershy's dad trips, going down hard onto the floor
>You throw the door open, keeping your head ducked as you sprint outside
>The cop is nowhere to be seen, thankfully, but you're not going to wait for her to reappear
>Rain hasn't started to fall yet, but the humidity in the air and the frigid breeze whirling around you informs you that it isn't far away
>You hear the bathroom door open with a bang, and quickly throw yourself behind a bench
>Through the bench's wooden slats, you watch Fluttershy's dad storm out of the bathroom, his face red with fury and his nose bleeding
>He looks directly at you...
>...
>Then looks away, continuing to scan the surroundings
>You begin to creep back towards the aquarium, making sure to keep yourself low
>Fluttershy's dad heads back into the bathroom, presumably to clean his nose
>You take the chance to jump back to your feet, sprinting like a madman towards the darkened aquarium building
>>27760033
nice double dubs
also please make Butters' dad gets what's coming to him
>>27760033
kek
get fukd m8
>>27760033
SAVE FLUTTERS
>>27760033
I want Dash to go all Tony Jaa on Flutterdad
>>27760033
