>>27720405

find bottle of glue
use glue
then rape

>>27720405
Stab her repeatedly with the penis.

Good, at least the operation is now cheaper!

>>27720405
eh who cares I don't need it anyway

>>27720405
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Hide another /b/tard thread.

>>27720405
Rip out her overies with my hands.

>>27720405
>me
>have sex without my genitals
>lubing her with my blood
>I cut off my bladder and splash it towards her face while humping her face furiously
>cum blood (well literally I am bleeding already)
>white stuff cums out of my insides as I took my bladder and squeezer it near eyes
>her eyes blurred in my own blood as I continuously start humping her face off
>I died
>she fucks my corpse with her throbbing cock and jizz where I threw my bladder off her face
>she sleeps with me in my corpse as she kills herself with a shotgun to her head

>>27720405
If Twilight cuts my penis that means that ponies are real. My penis would be a small price to pay for that. I'm OK with this deal.

>>27720469

how about we hide the fact that you are a gigantic pussy

>>27720520
lol xddddddddd
xxxhomoxxx put this dude in ur next pts top lele

>>27720405
Take the knife away from that bitch and shove it up her snatch then give it a little twist.

Eat it so it'll grow back