Previous thread >>27681743
>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want. But it wont always be met positively.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Sometimes Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Sometimes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5 (embed) (embed)
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq (embed) (embed)
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/uBqbm6eq (embed) (embed)
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0
>Mudpie
But Trimmings is cuter, bro.
>>27719474
who is trimmings? I cant keep up with all these fake satys that get made with no art.
>>27719478
Holy fuck man, look in the OP and play mix 'n match. Almost all of them are there.
>>27719474
Mudpie is cuter.
>>27719478
The fat one is Trimmings, Snips' kid.
>>27719492
Don't be rude, Anon.
>>27719492
>Having to go on a treasure hunt just to find one obscure ass character
You dont have a right to complain then when people post more well known satyrs
>>27719518
I never would have guessed it was that one. We do need more work of this trimmings cutie.
>>27719526
>Obscure ass satyr
>Been around enough to have some art and stories
Uh-huh.
>>27719526
Not to be a dick, but unless you're on a phone or something couldn't you just CTRL+F "Trimmings" and get your answer in seconds?
>>27719526
>You dont have a right to complain then when people post more well known satyrs
Well said.
>>27719540
It's easy for people to forget satyrs who barely gets mentioned, has very little art and only one short story that was written almost two years ago.
>>27719518
Mudpie loves Pogo?
>A young girl has a crush on a slightly older boy
That's kinda cute.
Do you think Mudpie would try and get Alex in trouble so she can have Pogo for herself?
>>27719623
I could see her telling 'innocent' lies about her to Pogo to ruin her image. Though I initially shipped her with Dynamo
>>27719623
>A young girl has a crush on a slightly older boyReminds me of when I got my first kiss.
>>27719653
>Though I initially shipped her with Dynamo
She still can be. Just imagine that the thing with Pogo was a one-sided childhood crush that she grew out from as she started to understand that Pogo's already taken no matter how much she wishes he wasn't, and that she should be with someone near her age instead.
>>27719466
>Day at the Beach
>The nearest beach is on the opposite side of the country
>>27719623
Do you think any satyr girs got any action when they were 12-14 like we do with /ss/atyrs? I assume they'd be just as curious if not more since their vagoobers need to come with a user manual to understand it.
>>27719518
>Those hips and breasts
So much warm cushion for pushin
I wonder if DJ would be so kind as to show us her older version with a bikini
>>27719492
The satyrs by parent pastebin is badly outdated though. A ton of satyrs are missing from it.
>>27719838
>need to come with a user manual to understand it.
>You're at the hospital with your waifu, who is giving birth to your child
>The doctor comes out a few hours later
>"Congratulations, Anon! It's a healthy (as far as we can tell) satyr girl!"
>"Here's a manual on satyrs and how they work. Please bear in mind that this is still a work in progress since this is only, like, the third satyr that's been born in Equestria. So contact us if you find out anything new about satyrs that isn't written in the book."
>>27719623
She crushed on every boy when she was young
>>27719653
Same. Kinda switched over to her being lesbos with Thorn.
>>27720066
I never got how Mudpie and Thorn became a couple from a few pics. If anything she should be in lesbos with Trimmings.
>>27720197
Mt drew some pics of them being in lesbians with each other, and the rest is history.
>>27720197
Trimmings is lusting after swole cock.And don't tell her; the swole has a HARD shame boner for her. The forbidden fruit; bbws.
>>27720250
Yeah, like that. I never got it. It's too sudden and lacks foundation. That's like if I said I shipped Cherry Popper with Mercury, or Hotshot with Abacus.
>>27720197
>I never got how Mudpie and Thorn became a couple from a few pics
The word "friends" doesn't exist for some people: If someone draws two satyrs hanging out, then that means they must be fucking each other.
>>27720250
>Mt drew some pics of them being in lesbians with each other
One pic, Mt drew one pic of them being lesbians.
>>27720342
3, actually. Most of the lesbian stuff actually comes from discussion.
>>27720349
1 lesbian and 2 where they're just hanging with each other.
>>27720382
Yeah, missed the "in lesbian" part. My bad.
>>27720342
I ship it for the same reason I ship anything else. I find it cute. If that's not good enough for you; then, well, eat a bag of crusty dicks... Yup.
Do you think Twilight would try and make Glimmer and/or Rory go out and make friends and learn lessons about friendship like she did?
>>27720519
Definitely Glimmer
>>27720507
Real mature.
>>27720519
Probably Glimmer more. I felt like Rory has at least a few friends
>>27711017
I finally remembered why. It was because a while back, I wanted to write a story where Thistle and Petunia try to set up a double date. I didn't feel like it was heading anywhere, so I threw the story away, but kept the idea of them being friends. As for Laika, I can't remember that one.
>>27720557
>Trying to police what peoe find cute
Kill yourself.
This is a mighty fine ass
>>27720630
>Thinking voicing a concern or suspension with something is the same as censorship
You first.
>>27720659
Fine, we'll do a suicide pact. Meet me on top of the World Trade Center on the morning of September Eleventh fifteen years ago. Die like a hero
>>27720630
He wasn't trying to police anything, he only called you childish because you told someone to eat crusty dicks for no reason.
>>27720632
That's cute and sexy.
>>27720702
Oh. Then yes, I will admit that is childish.
>>27720632
It must've been a little embarrassing for her to ask Rarity to make that kind of lingerie.
How is Ash usually like if you had to describe her?
>>27722520Horny
Quick q: is Dionysus male or female?
Could have sworn male, but the list says chick
>>27722564SHORT FOR THE HORNED REAPER
>>27722520
Sweet. Charismatic. One of those two.
>>27722579
Pretty sure it's a male.
Is there any art for Carra Mia? I had no idea there were two Cadence babies.
>>27722282
If she's Harley, who's her Joker and Bats?
>>27722890
Batsy isMurmur
>>27722895
This this this
guess who spent a couple hours at work for this
http://pastebin.com/iUWLGvB4
>>27723326
also let me know if i forgot/fucked up/switched up/etc
>>27723074here you go
>>27723507
Cute. Thanks friend.
>>27722520
Chill, Insightful, Fun, and yes, Super Horny.
>>27722809
There is, thankfully, only one kid. Venus was just called Carra Mia a few times at the beginning when she was first created until everyone voted and the majority quickly agreed that Venus is a much better name for her.
>>27723326
Looks nice from what I can tell after taking a quick look. The only thing I can comment on right away is that I personally think you should put Kimmy and Mera's names back together so it's one name instead of two like it is now.
>>27725165
But shouldnt it be separated since the snake is its own person?
>>27725173
>>27725165
I always saw them as more like conjoined twins sort of thing??
Like in body structure, not rareness.
Somebody remember to update the OP with the new Dropbox and Satyr by Parents list, please.
>>27723326
/d/, you been on your Tumblr recently?
>>27723326
>http://pastebin.com/iUWLGvB4
>Yuzu: Yuzu (f)
Yuzu is her own mother?
>>27723507
Nice.
>>27723326
Is that a new updated satyrs by parent pastebin? Nice!
>>27725801
Maybe "Lewdzu" is Yuzu's mother. She travels back in time as an adult to marry her younger father and become her own mother in an endless loop, creating a time paradox.
>>27725801
That's a big mistake. Hope /d/ fixes that before the new thread.
>>27726049
No.
>>27726663
>He doesn't want an infinite loop of paradoxical selfcest.
Check out this faggot.
>Bi-Weekly Sphinx Meet Up/Book Club/Chill N' Stuff is held in Alex's room
>Alex brings in a notepad full of notes to discuss the new release of book 3 in the Feathered Flock Detective series
>Emma still tries to shill to get her favorite Shoujo manga Samurai Maiden Revel on the reading list
>Jade brings a tupperware full of her Mom's griffon scones and reminded everyone that they were on a tight schedule and should discuss how to make the new arrival Noelle comfortable with her recent move to Ponyville
>Noelle says she doesn't mind and that she's just happy to be here
>Before they could get into any sort of discussion though, someone enters the room
>Oliver, apparently missing the sign on the door saying 'GRIFFONS ONLY! DWEEBS KEEP OUT!', wanted in on their little fanclub
>Or atleast that's what they assume, it's hard to tell with him not speaking and all
>Still, he made club pins and brought a paper bag of something, so they guess that's his intention
>Alex flat out refuses stating the fact that to be a member you have to be a griffon
>Jade agreed as always, a stickler for the rules and regimen
>However, Emma and Noelle don't seem to mind and think a wildcard addition would be fun
>Jade disagrees saying that if they go back on the precedent that they've set, then everyone would want to try and join
>Noelle wonders how many people actually know about the club and would want to get in
>Alex says not many but questions Oliver on how he knew about the club
>Instead of explaining, however, he opens up the paper bag he brought and a puff of steam wafts up in the air
>Immediately, the fours girls clamour around the bag and take in a deep breath
>>27726806
>Inside the bags are freshly baked fudge brownie treats, but the girls smell the extra ingredients stored inside
>Bird seed, cranberries, and a whole lot of catnip
>They start laughing uncontrollably and start to flip out
>Alex rubs her back across every flat surface she could find
>Jade keeps flopping on the bed while on all fours
>Emma looks wide eyed and spaced out as she paws at something invisible
>Noelle flies around in circles and chases her tail
>Oliver watches on with an innocent smile for about the 10 minutes this lasts
>Soon after, the griffon girls are sprawled on the floor with brownie crumbs all over their mouths
>Alex is quick to revoke her vote against him given the brownies they just ate
>Jade is still hesitant accepting on the grounds that Oliver isn't a sphinx
>Quick to find the solution, Emma reaches inside her bag and pulls out a cat ears headband for one of her cosplay outfits and puts it on Oliver, naming him an 'honorary' sphinx
>Jade then revokes her vote and names him a member of the club
>The harpy happily accepts and gives them all club pins
>Then Jade and Oliver trade dessert recipes and everyone watches reruns of Friends like they always do at the end of every meeting
>>27726810
More like a prompt than an actual story but still fun to visualize.
Also, two questions.
1. Who is Oliver
2. Who is Noelle
Also, each satyr now has their own exclusive clubs. I want to see more of that idea
>>27726663
fixed a couple things, check out pls
>>27726908
Oliver is Owlowiscious' son (don't ask me how he impregnated a female, I'm calling magic fairy junk on it). He's usually written as either mute or just being able to say 'Hoo'. Or 'Who'. He's a playful little bugger.
>>27726908
Noelle is Natalya's daughter, one of the griffon duo in the Equestria Games. Noelle's more of a shy storyteller, really into the whimsical, wondrous, but often haunting and grim fairy tales, folk lore, and myth. She wants to be an author someday, but wouldn't mind teaching if it came to it.
>>27726951
Do you think she would enjoy Dark Souls and Bloodborne lore?
>>27726975
She would subscribe to pretty much all the major theorists and would try to make videos of her own, but she really sucks at gaming. Console and PC gaming atleast, she still has her Gameboy.
>>27723326
>>27726911
Let's see what I can find...
>Applejack: Cinnimon Cider
Cinnamon Cider.
>Flitter: Tonbo (f),
Remove the comma.
>Fauna(f)
You forgot to put a space there.
>Princess Cadence: Venus (f), Carra Mia (f)
I don't know what you guys think, but I think Carra Mia may as well be removed because of what >>27725012 said.
>Tennis Match: *unsure* (f)
Who? There's no need to put a pony on the list if they don't have a satyr kid. Of course, I may just be forgetful here, so go ahead and keep her there if you're positive she does have a satyr.
>Twilight Sparkle: Glimmer (f), Orion (m), Rory (m)
Orion and Rory is the same kid. Orion is his original name, and Rory is a nickname others have given him.
>Cow: Petunia (f)
The cow's name is Daisy Jo. At least according to the tags on Derpibooru.
>Curwhibbles: Emma (f)
Can you do the same thing you did with Shooting Stars and put (CYOA) next to Curwhibbles?
>Marker Pony: Gumdrop (f)
Are you sure her name is Gumdrop?
>Minty: Roxy (f)
If this is the Minty and Roxy I'm thinking of, then Roxy is not Minty's kid. I do not know who Roxy's real mother was.
>>27726999
>but she really sucks at gaming
She wouldn't anymore after finishing the Bloodborne DLC.
>>27727084
>Tennis Match
Is there actually a pony called Tennis Match?
>>27727092
I'm not sure. Derpibooru only shows a girl from EqG and really, really few pics of the same girl ponified.
>>27727106
>>27727092
yeah I was going just off of the dropbox image.
>>27727084
>Rory
would y'all rather I put Rory or Orion?
>Roxy/Minty
it was labeled in the Dropbox as that, note sure what the solution would be. I think Minty is the name of a moth pony oc?
>Marker Pony/Gumdrop
I think it was just an error involving mistaking gloomy's child for gumdrop.
>>27727181
>would y'all rather I put Rory or Orion?
I had the impression Orion was his real name and Rory was just an informal nickname. Kinda like William and Bill.
>I think it was just an error involving mistaking gloomy's child for gumdrop.
Gloomy has a satyr kid?
>>27727084
Oh, I forgot one thing about Curwhibbles. The satyr's name is Emery Errant, not Emma.
>>27727181
>would y'all rather I put Rory or Orion?
Orion. It is his real name after all.
>it was labeled in the Dropbox as that,
Is this the picture you're talking about?
>>27727203
yeah that and this pic
>>27727202
I guess?
>>27727253
Cute! Does she have a name?
>>27727245
Then I'm not sure what you should do. In the stories, Roxy lives alone with her dad who starts dating Minty one day.
I guess one thing you can do is to put her in the OC list as *Unsure*: Roxy or Roxanne, or you can just keep it as it is right now since Minty ends up becoming her stepmother.
>>27727314
Gloria.
>>27726810
And then he fucks them all while they're in their catnip induced haze, right?
>>27727424
He's too much of a dapper dan to think of such things.
>>27727424
If he did that, then he would end up in jail. Unless one of the sphinxes' parents kills him first for drugging and raping their daughter.
>>27727559
Not if it's consensual.
>>27727617
>One party under the influence of drugs
>Totally consensual
Uh-huh.
>>27727617
>She said yes when she was drugged out of her mind, so it's perfectly okay!
You're telling me you would be perfectly fine if you heard that some kid drugged your little daughter and fucked her in your own house?
>>27727679
If she agreed to it, it's okay. It was her own poor judgement to do drugs in the presence of questionable individuals.
>>27727725
>Victim blaming
You must be a charming individual
>>27727725
>I don't give a shit what my kids do
>>27727725
>I'd side with an attacker if my kid was drugged.
>>27727679
It depends on the situation. If she just got drunk or did drugs and consented to it, it's not rape.
If he fucked her after she passed out without prior consent, or violently forced himself on her, it's rape.
>>27727985
>It's okay if she's drunk or drugged
Just stop.
>>27727985
>Consent
>Lack of consent is the crucial component of sex crimes. Sexual conduct becomes criminal when sexual touch is not consented to, either because the offender forces another person to be sexual against his or her will, or because the other person is considered incapable of consent or to have a diminished mental capacity to give consent.
>Those who are deemed incapable of consent include minors under the age of fourteen or fifteen, regardless of their mental abilities to understand the nature of the act and their ability to refuse (but see “Sexual Conduct with a Minor,” below). In addition, sex with the following people is criminal if they do not have the capacity to knowingly consent:
>a developmentally disabled person
>someone who is mentally ill, and
>>>>>a person who is incapacitated – drugged, drunk, or unconscious – or otherwise physically helpless.
>>27728018
Of her own consent to be drugged or drunk, then yeah. Or are you siding with SJWs who say women are never at fault for their own actions? Should we pardon all drunk drivers from the people they killed becaus they weren't responsible for their own actions? It's not their fault they got drunk, drove and killed your family! They were drunk!
>>27728018
>>27728056
The whole "people can't give consent if drunk" is pretty much exclusively an American thing, and is utterly retarded as it could basically be abused by anyone to accuse people of rape even if they gave consent at the time.
>>27727768
>>27727772
>>27727938
>>27728018
>>27728056
The guy is an idiot, we get it. Now can we please move on and ignore him?
>>27728094
Go back to /sad/ if you're just going to try and start shit.
>>27728152
I like the sound of that.
>>27728152
Yeah, no point wasting breath talking to a brick wall. If satyrs could drink, what would be their favorite alcoholic beverage or non-alcoholic substitute?
>>27728152
See
>>27728094
>>27728096
Stop validating retarded SJW rape definitions. This is not tumblr.
>>27728173
Anything with coffee in it.
>>27728168
>>27728175
When you literally are defending the argument of "If a woman does drugs of her own choice, consents to sex, it's rape on the males part." Then that actually is SJW tier definitions of rape. And calling it out is not trolling, and unlike the actual troll we have been having in both threads I'm gonna drop the subject because it's pointless to argue it.
>>27728173
Wouldn't it be funny if it turned out that Cider hates cider?
>>27728223
>When you literally are defending the argument of "If a woman does drugs of her own choice, consents to sex, it's rape on the males part." Then that actually is SJW tier definitions of rape. And calling it out is not trolling
That's exactly what I (>>27728175) was saying.
Oh, looks like I killed the thread with one not even half serious question meant for comedic value more than anything. Oops.
>>27728263
Ah I get it now. Still I dropped it. Hope DJ comes back to take NSFW requests. We need more of those since /d/ has mysteriously disappeared.
>>27728273
It's not your fault some people in the thread have no moral compass.
>>27728292
>Still trying to start shit
Ignore trolls.
>>27728279
I hope he takes SFW requests. We need more of those as well.
>>27728279
>>27728306
He usually takes both, doesn't he?
>>27728304
Sure. Doesn't mean it isn't true. Especially if some of them think sex between relatives is okay.
>>27728279i only have four commissions left, but can't do them now. I can do a couple quick doodles rn tho.
Is her dad Link?
>>27728414
Petunia and Feather Heart arguing.
>>27728414
Sfw only?
>>27728414
Any male satyr shaving his face for the first time.
>>27728446
nah son, let your heart go wildbut I'll post nsfw on sad
>>27728414
Laika playing with a squeaky toy.
>>27728460
Satyrs/ drakes/ sphinxes/ whatever of your choice playing vidya.
I've still got my heart set on a picture of a male bunny satyr.
>>27728460
I have no idea who this satyr is, but I would really like to see more of her. Can you draw her being angry at ponies or satyrs, or something?
>>27728479
Laika peeing on a squeaky toy. That way all the other children will know it's hers.
>>27728510
Where'd Anon even find a Windigo to bang?
>>27728519
I second this.
>>27728519
She was a difficult child to raise, no question about it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7cqOEr_yfak
>>27728423
Blare in a t-shirt trying to put on kneesocks?
>>27728479
I second this. It honestly surprises me a little that nobody has drawn Laika playing with a toy yet. It sounds so cute.
>>27728523
Maybe a windigo was drawn to his wrath?
>>27728523
Where there's a boner there's a way.
>>27728574
I tend to avoid drawing Laika doing anything dog related. I mean, I get she's half diamond dog, but it it just seems wrong picturing her chewing on a chew toy, or playing fetch. I think it's because I think too much of the human part of her. If my child was acting laika dog, I'd have them stop that shit immediately.
But that's just me. Who knows, maybe one day I'll draw Laika giving in to her animalistic tendencies.
>Garret and Laika arguing
>Garret gets fed up
>pulls out a squeaky ball
>Laika's eyes widen, sweat beads on her face
"You wouldn't fucking dare..." Laika snarls
>>27728639
>acting laika dog
holy kek
>>27728639
"Look, I know that you sometimes have a hard time acting in a refined manner, but-"
>"BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... BARK BARK BARK Grrrrh BARK!"
"I, uh... Pardon?"
>"No, you don't understand!"
>>27728639
So what about other halflings doing stuff associated with their animal halves?
>>27728440
I'm..not so good at the dialoging
>>27728671
>>27728678
>anon spooks one of his horse children
>after being laid in bed with a broken leg, he decided it wasn't worth
>>27728693
It's weird how when I post on /sad/, it removes my name here.
Oh well, no point in having it today since I don't plan on drawing.
>>27728678
We already know Pegasatyr women are birds of "prey" and Pegasatyrs in general preen.
>>27728688
I like seeing these two fight. Don't know why.
>>27728705
Shhh. Shuta yo face. Blend into the Anonymous scene. One of us.
>>27728639
I see your point. But think of it like this: She's young, and it's a toy. A lot of young kids sometimes play with toys meant for animals when they're bored, curious, or just wants to have fun.
>acting laika dog
I really wish we had reaction images of satyrs laughng right now, because that was pure gold.
>>27728704
>posting satyr outside of /mlp/
>ever
>>27728733
>I really wish we had reaction images of satyrs laughng
Have an edit instead.
>>27728759
Oh yeah, PNG has transparency...
>>27728639
What do you feel about them just doing minor things? Like a pony satyr occasionally neighing, or an occasional growl or yip from Laika?I wonder if another species would notice us doing little bits of ape stuff that we're so used to we don't even consider.Google got tired of showing me street signs and store fronts. Its taken up plane collecting.
>>27728704
Never seen satyr used for barneyfagging, at least Pogo is a nice choice
>>27728678
Drakes like to hoard and take stuff they take interest in. Mostly gems and bits. But sometikes it's stuff with personal and sentimental value
>>27728792
No, it's fine. Don't change your headcanons just because of my weird thinking. I at first didn't want to draw nude satyrs, then I didn't want to draw incest, but I got over that.
It
s always either storefronts, street signs or trees for me. ALWAYS.It was trees this time.
>>27728688
Nice, is the bandana part of the design for how you draw petunia?
>>27728841
I like cute little accessories and outfits. sometimes I feel I might change a character too far tho :c
>>27728911
Don't worry about changing details of any character I draw. Variety is the spice of life. Plus, we can't expect satyrs to wear the same outfit every day of their lives.
I think that version of Feather Heart you drew is cute as fuck. I even want to draw her with that outfit in the future.
work was hectic so I started 30 min early. I did more of the requests tho, and will post later, promise !
>>27729806
Man, she needs to watch those cute little horns of hers or I can see him losing an eye if they're not careful.
So DJ mentioned something about Laika doing dog related things? What kind of things do you think Laika would do? Any little twitches or triggers for her more animal side?
>>27728704
>That one guy who answers honestly
Gets me everytime
>>27731833
Pogo's got a big butt.
>>27731884
He a slut
>>27731921
Nuh-uh
>>27731987
Yuh huh. He gives his butt up for free.
>>27728911
Do you think Feather Heart knows how to use a bow or a spear?
>>27732709
All that and a hatchet too.
>>27732735
Now I want to see her dressed up as Turok.
Which satyrs are beach body ready?
>>27733435
All of them. Satyrs are naturally sexy.
>>27733435
They're always ready. They're either young and adorable as heck, or grown-up and looking nice.
Heading for work. You know the drill. SFW requests with reference pics, may or may not get a chance to draw anything, shitty phone service, yadda yadda yadda.
>>27733948
Oh great! Could you do >>2772856?
>>27733948
Alex being embarrassed by vape naysh pogo.
>>27733994
Another reference if you need it.
>>27733987
Ooops. Meant >>27728569
>>27733948
Pinkie Pie giving Pogo and one or two of his friends, can be anyone you like, free milkshakes.
>>27733948
Hope or any other female satyr dressed like this.
We don't have enough satyrs with guns.
>>27734501
S-she's hot. What's she from?
>>27734510
Image search shows that her name is Sami and she's from a game called Advance Wars.
>>27733948
Ariana doing Noodle cosplay. Not particularly picky about what age and outfit.
>>27734017
Blare is the one holding the phone?
>>27734570
Yep.
So do drakes have scaley arms, or is it just something that varies by artist?
>>27734632
It varies by the drake.
>>27734641
So Blare, Broil, and Simmer yes, the Garble drakes no?
>>27734651
Blare, Simmer, Ash, and Cinder. The rest, no.
>>27734651
Broil no. She doesn't seem to have any scales on her arms in most of her art.
>>27733948
Laika or Garret looking at a collar and thinking.
>>27728569
>>27734501
Any objection to it being Darcy?
>>27734823
Looks really good.
>>27734838
Not at all.
>>27734823
That looks good! Blare usually has the point elf ears though instead of the dragon ears. She looks real cute though.
satyr sunblock
>>27735233
>Satyr says they don't need cruddy sunblock and runs to play in the sand
>Or, an older satyr female takes off her top and bottom and asks if another satyr could put on her sunscreen for her
>>27735368
BOTTOM! BOTOOOOM!!
>>27735368
Does it have to be another satyr? I wouldn't mind putting some sunscreen on her.
>>27735401
What if Snapshot asked you to oil him up and massage some coconut scented sunblock all over him?
>>27735415
Snapshot isn't a female.
>>27735415
>"Hey Anon~ Can you be a dear and oil me down from top to bottom?"
"Fuck off Snapshot, Im busy."
>"Doing what!?"
"Trying to get a good spot in line to oil down Gargle."
>You then jump into a rowdy crowd of other anons who all circle a nervous Gargle wearing a skimpy two piece as he holds onto his older brother "M.Muddle!"
>Today was a new hotness and old and busted kind of day
>>27735440
Why the hell would Gargle wear a two piece? He's not a female. If it was Freckles then it would be another thing.
Do you think Muddle is a bit overprotective of his little sister?
>>27735368
I want adorable little satyrs running around on the beach and having fun with their friends while the parents relaxes and makes sure their kids stay out of trouble. I'll take the first option.
>>27734823
Poor Blare. She'll never know the feel of wearing comfy socks.
>>27735432
Your penis can't tell the difference.
>>27735563
I don't know about you, but if someone has
>No vagina
>No boobs
>A dick
then my penis can tell that it's a dude.
>>27734823
Hey Deeeej, could you maybe be a sweetie and think about drawing an angry Ariana with bared teeth? Perhaps something like a gorilla's?
She may be a gentle giant, but even the most sweet natured of girls will get pissed when they slam their shin into the coffee table.
>>27735597
UHHH IGNORANT CIS-GENDERED SHITLORD!!Okay then.
>>27735415
If it's the Snapshot who isn't a flaming homo, and he only asked me to put sunblock on his back because there's no-one else around that can do it for him, then sure.
>>27735472
Freckles would be nice to see. And Muddle would be over protective.
>>27735717
What if it's that Snapshot, but he does get an awkward boner half way through.
>>27735777
Then he would insist on lying on his stomach for a little while longer and ask me if I can go buy a drink or something to get me away for a couple of minutes so he can cool down.
>>27735557
All the drakes can neither wear cozy socks nor know the sexiness of zettai ryouiki
>>27733999
I love that guy.
>>27734823
Don't dragon feet have a claw thing on the heel as well?
Fuck it. I've been trying for four fucking hours to post a picture. This is so goddamn infuriating.
>>27736104
Iunno
>>27736104
MLP dragons don't.
>>27736183
Hmm, I guess you're right.
>>27736200
Cute!
>>27736200
I bet he would make bedtime stories awesome.
>>27736200
great work, but why is tex's anon always so angry?
>>27736416
He isn't angry, he's determined.
Do you think black satyrs would demand to be called African-Equestrians?
>>27736666
nigyrs
>>27736666
No, unless their human parents told them all about Africans and are those kind of people who demands to be called certain things, so that behaviour rubbed off on the satyrs.
>>27737311
Awwww, that's cute!
What meal would you prepare for your satyr?
Do you think Gala resents her older sister Darcy for leaving the farm to become a businesswoman?
>Big Mac and his wife got a little sad at first to see one of their daughters leaving, but were in the end happy for Darcy
>Gala, however, can't let it go. For her, it feels like Darcy just gave the finger to the whole family and ditched them for a richer and easier life in the city
>>27738029
Chicken dishes. Creamy veggies, tomato based pasta dishes, even just grilled chicken is good.
>>27738061
Isn't Gala typically the business mind when she was discussed? Before her sudden boom in popularity I mean.
>>27738061
So like most western movie tropes? I think even Red Dead Redemption had a character whose brother went and became a city boy.
>>27738090
I don't even remember the last time she got any discussion prior to her rise in popularity.
The only headcanon I've heard recentlywhich I likedwas the one where Gala is a lot better than Darcy at doing farm work. It gives Darcy flaws.
>>27738029
My pony wife prepares the meals while I work so we have money for food and a roof over our heads.
>>27738135
I always headcanon'd Darcy as clumsy and only has skill in bar tending. Mixing drinks and keeping drunks in line.
>>27738135
Different Anon, but i go with the opposite. Darcy is bigger and good.with farm work while Gala has the greater business sense. In place of thay, however, she's pretty aversed to other satyrs that are more Equestrian than human (drakes/sphinxes/Kaos/etc.) or basically most things that she feels go against what she thinks should be natural. So she'd be a bit uncomfortable in front of Warren too.
>>27738135
I also like that headcanon, mostly because Darcy looks a lot better in a suit, and Gala really does look like a farm girl.
>>27738130
One of McFarlan's brothers, the living ones anyway, supposedly went for city life. She says she doesn't resent him, but worries city life is corrupting. You never meet the guy, so no telling for sure, but she's generally the type who seems to distrust anything new.
Bump.
>>27736200
What kind of bedtime stories do you think they'd like to listen to?
>>27736178
Can't you hold on to the pictures and post them when you get home from work?
>>27736178
I swear; it's the heat. Expect this same bull shit and impossible to work with connection for the remainder of summer... I know I had to for a number of years.
>>27739292
It must be hard to sit as a satyr.
>>27728510
she's entertaining to drawbottom one is mostly a joke
>>27740967
I think I'm just going to start doing that and avoid the frustration with trying to post at work. Speaking of which, I'm heading there now.
>>27741384
I think I love you
>>27741384
OK. I'll admit it; that's pretty fucking adorable.
>>27741384
bonus (boredom)
>>27741415
I would totally be down for a Laika x Toby (or whichever daughter that is) threesome.
