Any Thingpone faggots out there want a thread?
>IWTCITP
Don't we have swt/ for that?
>>27718375
She gets her own thread every once in a while cause she's so popular.
>>27718375
Thingpone thread usually facilitates production of new Thingpone content much better than swt does.
>>27718220
>>27718128
Thing Pone is best Pone
Alright, I stayed out of the last thread, but you people fucking disgust me. You don't talk to the Thing. You don't touch the Thing. You don't FUCK the Thing.
You do only one thing: You BURN it.
No compromises, no weakness, no hesitation, no uncertainty. The Thing represents the end of life, civilization and, possibly, the galaxy. We don't know where it came from or why; we only know what it does and what it wants, and it will never treat you as anything more than meat.
This isn't about waifus, this isn't about subverting human ignorance and finding love in something strange, IT IS THE THING. The struggle against something so utterly and terrifyingly inhuman and alien. Burning it is the only acceptable answer.
You don't even know what it truly is thinking. How can you trust a shapeshifter? You can't. It will always be planning something. Always be plotting. All it desires is assimilation and it will manipulate the emotions of those around it to get what it wants. You DONT. FUCK. THE THING.
So, you're in Equestria, suddenly Thingpone, what do?
THE ANSWER IS YOU FUCKING BURN IT.
Anything other than that and you get what you fucking deserve when it shoots a tentacle into your throat and tears it out while raping your spine and eyeballs.
>>27720263
>Anything other than that and you get what you fucking deserve when it shoots a tentacle into your throat and tears it out while raping your spine and eyeballs.
That's my fetish though. Where do you think you are?
>>27720263
Pretty sure the original thread gave the stipulation that after devouring a pony, she gains some semblance of sapience and friendship and develops a (non-physical) crush on you.
It was largely Anon being freaked the fuck out as she sexual'd all over him until he shrugged and accepted his new waifu.
>>27720280
>I'm going to lie to impress strangers on the internet
Your fetish isn't death and the absolute destruction of the entirety of your being, Anon. If it was you'd have killed yourself long ago and taken yourself out of the human genepool.
Stop being a fucking retard and acting like you want some Nigger-thing (pic related) to rape you, destroy your personality and erase it completely.
Human beings are selfish because LIFE is selfish. We endure because we fundamentally want to keep ourselves alive. The Thing represents the absolute end of everything that makes YOU, YOU.
I don't give a fucking good goddamn what you say in reply, because you and I both know the truth: if you were staring at a Thing, molting and growing limbs that should not be, you would NOT embrace it and welcome death, and that's the absolute truth of the matter you pathetic fucking pile of human garbage.
God I wish I could burn you fucking degenerates
>TFW you find an organism you have never assimilated before
>>27720332
>a fetish has to be carried out to be your fetish
Oh gee lemme just go and fuck a real life horse for a second, and a bucket of slime with boobs drawn on it.
>>27720329
That's nice and cute fancanon for an eldritch nightmare that will destroy your very soul and existence, wipe out your personality, end your civilization and destroy every single lifeform in the galaxy in its never-ending quest to consume.
Yeah, go ahead and shrug and accept your new waifu. Real human beings will be standing by with flamethrowers as soon as it's done annihilating every cell in your body through forced assimilation. Or, god willing, during the process. Enjoy your horrific end, faggot.
John Carptenter and Kurt Russel are disappointed in every single one of you.
>>27720332
>what is the optimalverse
>what is mind erasure in PTFG
The Thing is only a small portion of a larger fan fetish following.
>>27720360
>real human beans
We're not real, anon. We're all in your head.
Johnny boy and Kurt are in here with us, we're all sipping tea and blowing each other over fanfiction.
FACT: The Thing will never love you.
FACT: The Thing sees you as meat.
FACT: You will never make peace with the Thing.
FACT: You will forever be prey in its eyes.
FACT: It will never stop hunting for life to eradicate through assimilation.
FACT: If your first instinct isn't to burn the Thing, you are only going to end up food.
FACT: The Thing is incapable of understanding the human condition because it is an eldritch abomination and utterly foreign and alien to human life, therefore incapable of sympathy, mercy or other human concepts.
FACT: Burn it.
>>27720360
>>27720416
Actually, John Carpenter confirmed The Thing video game as canon, in which MacReady is not a Thing.
>>27720396
FACT: On the chins, >rape is more powerful than murder, and it will unite the land and all monstrous entities under one glorious dick
>>27720428
She only keeps him in his original organic state for the purpose of amusement as she watches the fragile human try to stop her. He is too much fun to decompose into a glob of reusable organic matter.
>>27720445
John Carpenter has not confirmed that as canon.
>>27720455
John carpenter does not know of Thingpone's existence.
>>27720476
He's better off for it.
>>27720475
YEAH, AND FUCK YOU TOO!
>Not understanding the difference between the thing and thingpone
>>27720475
>thingpone kisses
DAWW
>>27720490
>BOOOOOOOOOM
>>27720502
>Sounds of burning off in the distance
>>27720490
Why can't we just be friends, Macie?
<3
>>27720514
>Heavy breathing
>>27720490
It's amusing how mad you are.
>>27720528
"You the only one who made it?
>>27720539
"Not the only one."
>>27720545
"Did you kill Thingpone?"
>>27720552
"Where were you, tripfag?"
>>27720552
>>27720545
>>27720539
>>27720528
>>27720514
>>27720502
>>27720490
>>27720396
>>27720360
>>27720332
>>27720263
Holy fuck, you are autistic.
>>27720562
"Thought I saw the general. Went out after it. Got lost in the catalog."
>>27720571
>Muffled sitting and grunt
>>27720579
"Heheh."
>>27720585
"Fire's got the temperature up all over the thread."
>>27720594
"Won't last long, though."
>>27720445
>Being this mad after 34 years.
It's ok Thingpone, just come to a realization that you were bested by a more superior organism and you won't lose so much sleep. Instead, focus on spending more time with your cuck of a lover.
>>27720602
"Neither will we."
>>27720263
Now the thread's official.
>>27720611
"How will we make it?"
>>27720617
"Maybe we shouldn't."
>>27720631
"If you're worried about me..."
>>27720636
"If we've got any surprises for each other..."
>>27720610
>>27720648
"...I don't think we're in much shape to do anything about it."
>>27720657
>Raises eyebrows
>>27720671
"Well..."
>>27720676
"...What do we do?"
>>27720687
"Why don't we just...
>>27720701
>Palpable exhalation that obscures primary character
>>27720714
"...wait here for a little while."
>>27720728
>Pregnant pause accompanied by subtle music stinger
>>27720744
"...see what happens."
>>27720756
>Nod and visible exhalation thus disproving the notion Childs is a Thing due to his breath not being visible, it clearly is watch the fucking scene
>>27720770
>Second visible exhalation mere seconds after the first
>>27720784
>Leans forward to hand bottle that is not full of gasoline, but alcohol
>>27720793
>Grunts, takes bottle, holds it up and smiles
>>27720798
>Takes sip
>BUMP BUMP
>>27720807
>Still drinking
>BUMP BUMP
>>27720821
>Finishes drink
>BUMP BUMP
>>27720826
>BUMP BUMP bu-dum, duh-dum
>>27720838
>Chuckles
>BUMP BUMP bum... bum...
>>27720853
>Lays down head
>BUMP BUMP bu-dum, duh-dum
>>27720861
>Final breath
>BUMP BUMP bum... bum...
>>27720868
>BUMP BUMP bu-dum, duh-dum
>BUMP BUMP bum... bum...
>BUMP BUMP bu-dum, duh-dum
>BUMP BUMP bum... bum...
>BUMP BUMP bu-dum, duh-dum
>BUMP BUMP bum... bum...
>>27720912
How long have you been waiting to play this little slideshow?
>>27720912
>>27720944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnFc7D0ZoCc
>>27720950end
Man, this is now just what you call a fucking thread wipe. Pls stop.
>>27720263
>>27720360
>>27720396
I don't understand.
All I know is this faggot tried to rile us up, and is doing a mediocre job.
>>27720961
>Macready tries to kill the thread with pure shitposting.
I mean, there's a limit to how much fecal matter that even Thingpone can assimilate, right?
>>27721292
>Not knowing who MacReady is
>Not recognizing the pasta
I want Thingpone-newfags to leave.
>>27721425
>pure shitposting
You call that shitposting?
>>27720563
Oh boy, who wants to tell him?
>MacReady triggering all these Anon's into replying to him
This thread had a Mac Attack and I love it
>>27718128
Christ why was the 2011 'prequel' so shit compared to the original. I'm still mad five years later.
>>27721662
The 2011 prequel was full of practical effects when they filmed it. The director and crew were all extremely passionate about the work, and wanted to use practical effects as an homage to the 1982 film and the work of the legendary Rob Bottin. Everything in the film, from the script to the setpieces to the authentic "Ocean's 11" of the most famous norwegian actors for the Norway station crew was done in an attempt to make the film feel as true and authentic to the original as possible.
However, in its final post-production period, the producers of the film hired another company to cover up all the practical effects with CGI, in order to appeal to a wider and younger audience.
Practical effects on set: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBzpT7VmSaU
Makers of said practical effects discussing why their work was covered up, the toxicity of current Hollywood, and the cancer that is producers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdDwrY5KpvI
Due to this change, a few key changes to the story were made to the detriment of the film as a whole.
The Thing 2011 is a tragic tale because it could have been great, but the producers took the safe way out in order to get "that video game look" that will draw in the kids (direct quote from the second video).
