Holy shit! I just fucking clopped to clop! It was so fucking amazing!
>>27716019
Why did you create this thread?
>>27716019
Anyone remember their first time clopping or what you clopped to?
>>27716019
>clopped to clop
>>27716024
Why did you create this post?
>>27716024
>>27716030
>>27716033
>.
All you had to do was not reply to the /b/irdshit
>>27716051
>All you had to do was not reply to the /b/irdshit
- Sincerely "The 10 year old"
>>27716030
I don't remember the very first time, but here's an early one: https://derpiboo.ru/42135
>>27716030
I do, although not exactly the first
See, when I first started lurking for MLP porn, horsepussy really wasn't that exciting for me at all. I fapped to some examples, but it was just the ordinary fap-cum-repeat
Then I encountered this:
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/7/12/372185.png
That night I came the hardest I've ever came in my entire life.
I still remember it to this day
>>27716030
A Twilight flash by swfpony.
>>27716030
Cadence flash
>>27716092
not bad but the futa dick looks nothing like a horsedick
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
GOOBLE GOBBLE
GOOBLE GOBBLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM
>>27716116
Holy shit m8 more of this pls
>>27716143
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/6/3/339936.jpg
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/6/3/339964.jpg
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/6/3/339990.jpg
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/6/3/339991.jpg
He only did another one before moving to Satyr only.a shame, really
>>27716030
https://derpibooru.org/273890
Had that whole "I don't want to look at porn of this, I want to keep it pure and simple enjoyment" phase, looked at porn out of curiosity, not long before I stumbled upon this on paheal, and boom. My downward spiral into pony began.
>>27716172
>human
bad start
>>27716188
Gotta start somewhere. Stuck with what I knew.
>>27716172
Same. I didn't want the porn crossing over and tainting my enjoyment of the show. Now pony porn is literally the only thing I whack it to.
>>27716139
Eh, it was 2011, a lot of artists were still learning to draw horse genitals. It doesn't look great but now it's nostalgic.
>>27716030
I'm pretty sure it was something by JohnJoseco. God, I miss that guy. He still draws the best humanized pones. The first time I fapped to proper pones was art by Sirachanotsauce. I also miss that guy.
>>27716030
That comic where Pinkie Pie rails Luna with a giant strapon after she was really horny from being on the moon for a thousand years.
>>27716414
I like Soyee_b content, That was the very first time I've been exposed to clop before I knew what it was and didn't know much about the fandom.
>>27716030
was probably the first
>>27716414
sorry, I had to
>>27716382
I licked this pic many times. I still lick it now while orgasming
>>27716414
Fuck I love that comic. More pls
i was a brony before i've seen any clop-art, if you have an emotional connection to a p0ny it actually feels weird
>>27716465
>Fuck I love that comic. More pls
Have the whole thing
https://derpiboo.ru/tags/let+it+out
>>27716019
Good for you m8
>>27716030
romance reports
>>27716455
KEK
>>27716475
It's when you have an emotional connection that getting off to nice solo looking-at-the-viewer art feels amazing.
>>27716019
I was in the fandom for like 7 months without clopping. First it disgusted me, then I just avoided it. In the final month I had to actively abstain. When I finally did clop, it had the most satisfying orgasm I had ever had.
These ponies, man.
>>27716030
>first clop
That would be pic related. It was hard to do but I came so hard I just had to continue.
>>27716116
Dayum mate.
>>27716465
>lickedU-unf?
>>27716030
That animation mittsies did with two, flutters and dash was around if not the first.
>>27716030
Celestia screaming after being shot my Chrysalis.
>>27716030
An AiE fic called "Spin the Bottle" if I recall correctly.
>>27716797
Shit
What have a done letting you loose here, I am a Mad Man
>>27716797
go back to /mu/, Brad
>>27716798
Shut the fuck up, Brad
>>27716475
>>27716484
>>27716492
>>27716499
>>27716501
>>27716504
>>27716670
>>27716692
>>27716746
>>27716756
>>27716773
Really disappointed in all the samefagging you're doing in here, Brad. I always should have known you'd come from here and not /sug/
>>27716804
Quit pretending to not be you, Brad, it's pathetically obvious. I'm cringing rn
>>27716808
Quit trying to be me, Brad
It's irritating
>>27716812
Get off, Brad. It's time to go to bed.
>>27716812
You ever think maybe I'm just jealous of you, Brad? You've got it all. And what do I have? Nothing. And here you are, every day, just rubbing it in my face. I hate you Brad, and everything you stand for you piece of absolute shit.
Fucking brad posters i swear to god
>>27716821
fuck off, brad
you can't tell me what to do
>>27716831
You could use the beauty sleep, Brad.
>>27716830
Stop trying to make Brad posting a thing, Brad.
Where are you, Brad? I know you're somewhere on this thread
>>27716836
You're gonna need quite a lot of beauty sleep to cure your fucking face, Brad.
>>27716840
Get out Brad. Stop pretending to be somewhere else.
>>27716836
we're already beautiful, Brad
>>27716846
Fuck you, Brad. Stop pretending to be Brad, Brad. Fuck off.
>>27716841
>>27716846
>>27716854
Fuck off Brad, and kill yourself
>>27716851
You know what, Brad? You're right. Fuck the rest of the haters. They don't know anything.
>>27716851
>Beauty
>Brad
GTFO Brad
>>27716840
>implying you aren't Brad
Brad pls
Brad, you took my girl, my money, my job, my life. It's time for payback. I'm going to get you, Brad. You self entitled prick. You always got whatever you wanted, you spoiled brat. It's time for my revenge, Brad. For Veronica. For my Job. And for my family.
>>27716863
Don't you fucking talk to Brad like that, Brad you piece of shit.
>>27716863
that's a very rude thing to say, Brad
please take it back
>>27716865
You're fucking girl, Brad?! I'll have you know that Brad was my girl first you fucking Brad hat. You even got her name wrong. What is this "Veronica" bullshit?
>>27716876
Stop trying to get sympathy for yourself, Brad. You're a piece of shit and you always have been.
>>27716030p-please no bully
>>27716882
It takes a Brad to know a Brad, Brad.
>>27716881
Brad, I swear to God, you've never never been anyone's "girl" and you never will be.
I'm coming for you, Brad. You better ready yourself to be roasted in more ways than one. That's right, I am a pyromaniac. Your entire family will burn down. The whole neighborhood will turn to ashes as you weep to your lord and savior; hoping he will ever forgive you for what you did to me. Hell doesn't start when you die, it starts when you fuck the wrong man.
>>27716885
Stop breaking the streak, Brad.
>>27716885
>Not Bradposting
>>27716882
I know you're trying to be hurtful but it's not working, Brad
>>27716865
Quit making up lies about Brad just because you're salty, Brad. It's really cringy.
>>27716881
Don't listen to Brad, Brad, he's full of shit and posting weak bait to drum up attention for his skycow.
>>27716885
>Not complete shit tastes
Pretty gud, for a faggot
>>27716885
Brad finally spoke out. Fuck you, Brad.
>>27716889
...Brad is gay?
>>27716895
>Not shit taste
>Brad
GTFO Brad.
>>27716892
Brad is just being a fucking asshole because he's salty about the discord. Don't pay him any mind.
What the fuck did you say to me, you little Brad? I will have you know I trained for years in the Brads. I have access to over a billion weapons, people and Brads in the world. You're fucked Brad.
>>27716885
I always figured you'd be more into Rainbow Dash, Brad
Who would've thought
The Brads disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions. Let the Brads tremble at a Brad revolution. The Brads have nothing to lose but their Brads. They have a Brad to win.
Don't forget to check out the OFFICIAL /brad/ discord server
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBJMCFJP
Everyone is welcome!
>>27716897
No, Brad, Brad is mostly straight.
>>27716899but he hurt my feelings
>>27716914
>Coming from the flaming Brad
The fact that so many books still name Brad as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" /mlp/ poster ever only tells you how far /mlp/ still is from becoming a serious board. 4channers have long recognized that the greatest /mlp/ posts of all times are old school name-less greentexts that were not the most famous or richest or most-replied of their times, let alone of all times. Brad is still blinded by anonymity. Brad posted more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore he must be the greatest. Horsefuckers grow up reading many greentexts of the past, 4channers grow up reading /b/ posts of the past. Brad is totally ignorant of the posts of the past, he barely knows the most-replied. No wonder he will thinks his annoying posts are anything worthy of being saved.
In short, the Brads everywhere support every revolutionary movement against the existing Brads and political order of Brads.
>>27716915
I'm really sorry, Brad. Brad is a fucking loser and you shouldn't listen to his know-nothing opinion.
>>27716030
>Anyone remember their first time clopping
Just now.
>what you clopped to?
Brad.
>>27716923
Fuck off, Brad. Don't tell others what to think of your shitty opinions.
>>27716927
What a fucking Brad.
>>27716929
Don't you fucking talk to Brad like that, Brad.
>>27716937
thanks for having my back, Brad. Brad just doesn't know when to fucking quit.
>>27716927
That's fucking disgusting, Brad.
>>27716944
Stop congratulating yourself, Brad. You know you'll never achieve anything.
>>27716946
Oh come on, all Brads do it at least once in their life
>>27716950
The fuck did you just say about Brad, Brad?
This is Brad. Fuck Brad. This kid is such a jackass, Brad.
>>27716960
Stop being a faggot, Brad. We all know you're not that attractive irl.
>>27716956
I fucking said what I wanted Brad.
>>27716967
You're not Brad, Brad. Fuck odd Brad.
>>27716972
Nice trip, Brad
>>27716967
And what you wanted to say was bullshit, Brad
>>27716972
Damn right, Brad.
>>27716967
Brad this is getting ridiculous
>>27716976
fuck off, Brad. You only like it because it says you're name.
What is up all you Brads? It's me... Brad
>>27716986
Stop drawing attention to yourself, Brad. This thread isn't about you.
>>27716978
Pathetically cringy how Brad has to do this, huh?
>>27716986
Get the fuck out of here, Brad, we have enough Brads as it is.
>>27716992
Shut up, Brad. You can't be the judge of what is cringy when you're fucking Brad, Brad.
>>27716960
>>27716986
samefag alert
kys brad
ARE THERE ANY OTHER BRADS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!
>>27716990
Nigga, this Board is about me. This website is about Brad, Brad. This whole planet will soon be about Brad. Don't look at me like you haven't seen a Brad in your life, Brad.
>>27717000
you don't even know what samefag means, Brad
go back to 9brad
dem trips doh
>>27717000
You're only pointing that out because you don't want to be the center of attention Brad. Well guess what asshole? Today you are the center of attention for the first and only time in your life, Brad.
>>27717009
>>27717011
Brad please, this is just embarrassing
>>27717006
Brad, you fucking jackass.
>>27717011
That which I've always wanted, thanks to you, Brad.
>>27717019
Couldn't have done it without your help, Brad.
>>27717025
No problem, Brad
>>27717025
Stop congratulating yourself, Brad.
>>27716074
I came.
>>27717032
We make a good team, Brad.
>>27717033
You sound jealous, Brad.
>>27717037
You're a fucking degenerate, Brad.
>>27717041
quit kinkshaming him, brad
>>27717042
Quit Bradshaming him, Brad
>>27717042
THIS. Not cool, Brad.
>>27717053
I don't need you to tell me what's "cool," Brad. We all know you've gone your whole life without knowing how to do that.
>>27717060
Brad knows cool, alright? He may be an obnoxious jerk but he is also the coolest one I've ever met.
>>27717060
I think we can all agree that no Brad is cooler than any other. After all, the book of Brad states that all Brads are created equal.
>>27717070
>Brad
>cool
GTFO Brad.
>>27717073
>Ple-brad-ian
>Acting like a Bradician
>>27717073
No, YOU GTFO, Brad
>>27717073
Ladies first, Brad.
>>27717080
Why don't you lead the way, Brad?
>>27717085
Brad, stop this. You're acting like a fool.
>>27717073
Hold my purse, Brad
I'm gonna kick this Brad's ass >>27717080
>>27717095
>Brad
>ass-kicking
GTFO Brad
>>27717085
After you, Brad
>>27717095
Why don't you hold your purse yourself, Brad?
>>27717098
>Brad
>Saying GTFO
Fucking Brads, man
>>27717102
I just want you to touch my purse if you know what I mean, Brad
>>27717102
Because fuck you that's why, Brad
>>27717111
Whoa, calm down there, Brad.
>>27717115
Don't you tell Brad to calm down, Brad.
>>27717115
Sorry, it's just my hormones are acting up at this time of night, Brad, but then again you would know all about whore-mones wouldn't you, Brad
fucking summer
>>27717118
I'll do whatever the fuck I want, Brad. You can't control me in the threads like in your discord and skycow, Brad.
>>27717123
We all know it's you, Brad. Give up the ruse.
>>27717124
I'll control your tight ass in a minute, Brad
>>27717123
Look Brads, I found OP trying to save his thread
>>27717120
That's a really weak pun, Brad. I could practically hear the crickets chirping after that one.
>>27717129
Lol what a faggot.
>>27717130
You must be really used to the sound of crickets chirping, Brad
>>27717128
Are you threatening to rape me, Brad?
>>27717129
we're making it better anyway
>>27717138
take that back, brad
>>27717145
Nice job replying to me twice, Brad.
That's a real Brad move.
>>27717145
you'd like that, wouldn't you, you little Brad
>new meme of the summer
>>27717150
Fuck off, Maud. Err, Brad. Fuck off Brad.
>>27717150
Brad's not a meme. He's a man. And he's real.
Unlike your waifus.
>>27717149
m-maybe, brad
>>27717156
>Brad
>real
GTFO Brad
>>27717162
>Using greentexts in a Brad thread
What are you, some kind of rookie, Brad?
>>27717162
Quit trying to spread this meme, Brad.
>>27717162
Don't judge me for wishing for Brad to be real.
I know he's just too perfect, but a Brad can dream
>>27717169
Don't worry Brad, I know for sure you'll get your Brad. Maybe sooner than you think!
>>27717175
Stop trying to encourage Brad, Brad. He'll never learn how to stand up for himself with a helicopter Brad over his shoulder.
>>27717175
>>27717183
Brads please stop fightting
>>27717186
Don't tell me what to do, Brad.
>>27717183
Don't you fucking try telling me how to raise my Brads, Brad.
>>27717186
Brad started it
>>27717190
Maybe I wouldn't have to tell you how to raise your kids if you weren't raising them like a Brad. At this rate, they'll grow up to be Brads.
my first clop.
i cant get off to this anymore but it was hot at the time.
>>27716030
Tiarawhy shit.
>>27717195
What the fuck did you just say, Brad? That's one hell of an accusation you've just made. My Brads have all grown up to be amazing, hard-working Brads and I won't have you standing here telling me you know better than I do when it comes to raising Brads. I've seen your Brads. I know the things they've done. They're a disgrace.
>>27717203
My Brads are fucking beautiful, Brad (if that's even your real name). The most they've done is some minor felonies. They're not serial arsonists like you're Brads. I've seen the prison records, Brad. I was at the trials, Brad. You can't hide shit from me.
>>27717203
Brads, Brads.
It's late, and we're all tired. Let's all just go back to bed.
>>27717206
Good night, Brad
>>27717203
Sweet dreams, Brad
>>27717206
You're right Brad, I didn't mean to lash out at Brad here. I'm not in my right mind.
No time for sleep though, Brad. Gotta stay up and bradpost.
>>27717208
Rest well, Brad.
What's goin on around here?
>>27717228
I thought you were going to bed, Brad
>>27717228
>>27717231
What are you Brads still doing up?
>>27717236
He doesn't want to go to bed and I don't like sleeping alone
>>27717240
It's ok Brad, I'll come to bed with you. Would you like to be big or little spoon this time?
>>27717231
>>27717236
You must be mistaking me for another brad. I am brad bradford, pleasure to meet your aquaintance
>>27717244
I'd like to be BIG spoon, like any decent Brad would
>>27717253
That's a Brad! Now hush and climb under the covers here with me~
>>27717260
C-can I join you Brads?
>>27717260
>>27717264
Room for four?
>>27717266
>>27717264
yes of course
now hush, my brads
and good night
>>27717264
>>27717266
Of course, Brads. Now come, let's get some good rest for tomorrow.
>>27717272
Love you, Brad
>>27717270
>>27717272
Sleep tight Brads <3
>>27717264
>>27717266
>>27717270
Good night and sweet dreams, my beautiful Brads
>>27717275
Love you too, Brad
>>27716092
This was my first time.
>>27716019
>A "first experience clopping" thread.
>Suddenly people are talking about Brad.
Who the hell is Brad? I mean the only thing that comes up to my mind is the name we gave to Flash before we learned his name.
>>27716030
first time i clopped was because my internet died, had nothing for 2 weeks, search for one whole days for porn pics inside my computer, and the only one i found were in the garbage can, and they were pony porn.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/1/18/527282__rainbow+dash_explicit_nudity_human_vagina_anus_plot_panties_absurd+res_human+on+pony+action.jpg
my favorite one was this one
>>27716797
who the fuck is brad?
WTF IS THIS????????????????????????????????
A EPIC NEW MAYMAY??? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
PLS EXPLAIN IT TO ME
WHERE DOES IT COME FROM???????????
I WANNA BE A AWSOME MEMER LIEK U GUYS XDDDDDDDDDDD
>>27717614
u can't
>>27717618
WHAT THE FUCK???????????
FAGGOT
GO FUCKING KILL URSELF
>>27717614
>>27716019
While I too like clop, just the idea of making a real adult female horse moan or orgasm from the stimulation my penis could provide to the inner lining of her powerful, oven of a vagina turns me on so fucking much...
It's sad really, because I don't think I could go back to human females, as they now do nothing for me. Every time I go back to thinking of female horses...
Tldr; clop is a slippery sloap.
>>27717756
>>27717756
Tl;dr
>>27717756
>>27717756
>adult female horse
What? You think they're better at consenting than fillies?
>>27716030
As a weeaboo I only started clopping when the japanese started doing MLP doujins.
>>27716030
Man, I'd need to pull out my old hard drive to find the pic. I embraced the 'no clop' attitude when I got into the fandom and didn't clop for several months, then I felt weird watching the show, got over it, another couple months and I got into filly and bondage/hardcore and now I don't like real porn. Funny how that works.
>>27717756
I too want to come inside horse.
>>27717872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVp3pGLRWkI
>>27716217
i was unaware i posted while sleeping
i cant even remember last time i came to human normie porn
>>27716019
A little late to the party, but welcome to hell man.
>>27716030
pic related
>>27718217
I actually have never cum to human porn, I just kinda did it the stone age way until I discovered pone and the marvels of pone porn.I dont think I ever will cum to 3dpd either, for that matter.
First time I clopped was ironically. For some reason I thought pony porn was a big joke. "Ha, the thought of people only jerking off to this is hilarious."
I read a greentext on the board because it was funny, did the motions because I was bored and it helped make me laugh, and thought I wouldn't actually cum because the story was a comedy, so the sex scenes were meant to be funny too, right?
>>27719358
I still remember the exact pic I clopped to. Pic related.
>>27719358
>fapping ironically
>>27719554
>fapping unironically
>>27716030
It was this:
https://derpibooru.org/611447?scope=scpe44cb47d8e17cd4f65330fa215763550392ec7192
>>27719826
DELET THIS
>>27716030
When I first discovered it I clopped 8 times in one day at my grandmas house. Luna's ass was too hot to handle.
>>27719459
>fapping to actual show
>>27720181
>not fapping to the intro
>>27716030
I think it was too this
http://www.xvideos.com/video13928733/bubble_gum_masterbation
>>27720942
Hot
>>27719358
Literally me. Was watching a YTP on my phone in bed because I had shit sense of humor back then when it cut to a short tiarawhy clip of Twilight and Trixie kissing. Was trying to deny it, but I let loose in my pants and everything.
>>27719358
Post the greentest faggot
Who would you rather hang out with, Brad, or Chad Thundercock
>>27721097
I think it was one of those "ponies have to deal with Anon's erection" threads.
Found the thread.
https://cuckchan.org/mlp/thread/19640649/#19640649
Now I know the exact date I first clopped, September 11th.
>>27716019
congratulation
