Would youbullya pony hard enough to make her cry?
If that's the only way to get enough tears for a pony tear martini then I guess the answer is yes.
I think I'd rather just show them a sad or scary movie though. That sounds like less work.
>>27713908
Pony is for friend, not bully
>>27713908
Nigga, I'd go on a fucking rampage if I knew it would make a pussy-ass pony cry.
>>27713908
No, you fucking autist.
>>27713908
Seeing a pone cry doesn't make me feel good.
>>27713908
Yeah, it builds character.
>>27714222
That is such bullshit.
>>27714222
Shut up, dad.
>>27713955
Get fucked, stupid winged abomination.
>>27714258
She's smart, faggot
>>27714258
Pony is for friend, not bully
>>27714272
Princess Twilicorn was a mistake
>>27713947
Quite.
OP's ways of acquiring pony tears are rather excessive, and just like you said, is too much work. Besides, I'm a social drinker. I make a martini for myself, then my drinking mate. I've had many drinking mates, and I find ponies to the best. It's not that ponies are the hardiest of drinkers, they're lightweight, but the combination of adorable and drunken humour ponies provide make for a wonderful evening.
>>27714301
You are a living mistake
>>27714878
>none of them is six
>>27714301
Yes, yes it was.
However, I'm sorry to inform you... that it's no longer 2013. All the soldiers from those wars, have returned home, to have dinner with their waifus, and suffer from pstd and autism.
>>27715193
I have nowhere else to go, fuck you
>>27715193
>>27713908
Why would I do that? This is stupid.
>>27713908
No, i have no heart to do something like that.
>>27713908
No. Kill yourself, edgy faggot.
The only time it's ok to make a pony cry is if you told a really funny joke, or if your winky made her orgasm
>>27714878
>1+1=cat
>1+1=11
>tfw sunshit shimmer and purple horse might actually be retarded
Top kek
>>27713908
what the fuck kind of monster are you
