>"Must be nice to be a unicorn."
>>27712983
I can give you a horn if you're looking.
>>27712983
>"It sure is, oh theirs that book you were looking for!"
>"Way up on the top shelf, I'm a proud capable earth pony such as yourself would have no problem getting it."
>>27713322
You're an Earth Pony? Huh.
>>27712983
Horn privilege!
Horn privilege!
Horn privilege!
Bon Bon is triggered.
Unicorns have magic, pegasi have wings, earth ponies have attractiveness.
>>27713488
You've obviously never meet a women laborer, there as ugly as fuck.
>>27713488
This.
>>27713322
unicorn pls
>>27713502
Not an earthfag tho, but there's literally no ugly ponies. No one cares about female humans
>>27713322
Which begs the question, how do earth ponies get things on the top shelf at stores? Do they have to get a fucking ladder every time? You would probably see name brands on the top and generic brands on the bottom for the plebs.
>>27713586
The same way short people do in real fucking life.
Either take a ladder or ask someone taller than you.
>>27712983
>>27712983
Idea, give her a hornthen give her a horn job.Best way to show off how nice being a unicorn is.
>>27713488
lol, no
>>27713586
>Be shelf stockier in canterlot.
>Three earth ponies come in the store.
>Split up as soon as they enter.
>Of coarse.
>They put there muddy hooves on the shelves to look at products.
>Pull it out with there teeth and look at the price before putting it back with slobber and teeth marks on it.
>Nobody's going to buy that.
>They ask you for a ladder every time they want to look at something more that 4 foot high.
>By the 5th time you just start pulling it off the shelf with telekinesis to show them.
>They glare at you every time you do this.
>They eventually leave without buying anything.
>On the way out you recommend the bargain mart down the street emphasizing it 4 foot shelf's getting some giggles out of the unicorns in line.
>>27713488
>Rarity invites AJ to a tasting party.
>Realizes it's a cum tasting party.
>Things went better than expected.
>Swish Swish.
