612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #43 is still storytimed here!
>>27652426
The Summer Sun Celebration seems to be an occasion to stay up for the dawn - but without too much earlier detail, was the dusk part of the festivities before Luna's return? It's always signaled the end of a very long day, but Celestia might not have wanted to remind herself further of her double duty. There's no such block anymore - though if ponies are still up for so many hours, they might not be as enthusiastic about staying for a night party as well. But it is a special occasion. Oh well, it's summertime either way!
>>27694020
Previous thread.
>filly
>country filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
YOU CAN HAVE A DREAM ABOUT RIDING A HORSE
OR YOU CAN HAVE A DREAM ABOUR DROWNING IN BOOP
>>27699584
>>27699585
is it wrong to want to rub filly bellies?
>>27699614
yes
>>27699568
How much?
>>27699622
Come on, you can't tell me that belly doesn't wanna be rubbed!
>>27699581
>>27699653
rub with your eyes, not your hands
Remember to take care of your ponies. Failure to do so can give them the heeby jeebies.
>>27699614
No, just don't touch her filly bits
There is nothing lewd about butts.
>>27699664
I know right? Poop comes from there.
>>27699664
are you sure?
>>27699667
That's kind of hot.
>>27699664
what about the farts?
butt > ass
>>27699584
>>27699614
Fillies can be pervy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aWEjrWghnc
Colt don't want to play with the fillies because they have cooties
Yoo hoo!!~
MLPG - Filly
>>27699708
You cant make me make friends!
>>27699707
Can I join colt in his fort?
What kind of shenanigans would they get into?
>>27699656
Damn, I was going to post that.
>>27699735
They have tomake a science project for Summer homework!
>>27699715Just you wait.
>>27699735
Noi is here, being a meme filly would be her first activity
now that is lewd
https://e621.net/post/show/923955
>>27699735
Dye their coats, manes and tails to look like the other one.
>>27699842
Twilight pls no one's going to indulge your gross fetish.
>>27699581
>>27699753
>summer homework
>science
>>27699842
>>27699848
Don't worry, girls, you have an essay due, too.
>>27699842
Princesses are very large.
>>27699861
but are they in charge?
>>27699858
It's always a big-ass packet of math problems and an essay on a book or two that no one bothered to read.
>>27699856
qpp-qpp-qpp-qpp!..
>>27699846
>"WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY, ME, MOM & DAD."
>>27699861
I want the show to fucking explain why becoming a princess makes you start growing larger.
>>27699864
Of course.
>>27699868
i never had to do math for summer
Oh the aim of our patrol
Is a question rather drull
>>27699925
what does that filly want to read
Everyone has a little filly inside of them.
>>27699735
All kinds of trouble.
>>27699945
HOW DO I GET IT OUT
>>27699306
Hoi cunt here's your request
>>27699998
you really love dicks eh
>>27699976
You don't.Because you're the filly and the human is just a carcass.
>>27700002
What makes you say that?
>>27699998
>benis
>>27699998
fug
>>27000000
>>27700073
Celestia is basically already naked. this game is loaded.
>>27700073
I want to take Celestia's chest piece and leave her in the nude.
wew
>>27699816
>click here to climax
>getting fluttershy to orgasm on command
>Applejack stealing apples right out from the mouths of ponies.
She's gone too far this time!
>>27700125
oh my is that what it is
i need to try it now
>>27700102
how crude
>tfw don't wanna exercise
>the don't wanna be fat
Part of me just wants to read and sleep
the other says I do enough of that
even I sweat, odd I sleep
>>27700197
you don't need to exercise to not be fat, just eat less calories anon
>>27700197
eat more vegetables instead of starch
>>27700197
Cut your food intake in half. If you still feel good, try eating less than that. Repeat until you find a balance in your diet that fits your daily activity.
>>27700197
Fix your diet then, though you'll just turn into a scrawny nerd it's still better than being a ball of fat.I'm on keto for over a month and it's great
I've been on a pony only diet and so far it's been working out great.
>>27700073
>the guards don't know how to play
>celestia makes up all kinds of winning hands
>"Oh, would you look at that? Another Fillydelphia Flush."
>"Mmm, sorry guys, nothing beats an Appaloosa Straight."
>>27700224
>>27700235
>>27700282
I eat a healthy diet anyways for its benefits, and exercising has it own benefits as well. Dammit I'll go, I need audiobooks because I ran out new music. Only starches I can think of come from legumes and flatbread
>>27700314
>keto
I don't even comprehend a 90% fat diet that isn't all bacon all day, plus too many fruits and vegetables have a variety of components that are good for you, protein has all essential amino acids plus non essential, fat has squalene and omegas
I do what I want Fluttershy
*smacks her ponut*
>>27700345
>I got four pictures of you!
>Ohhh that means that you have to give me everything now.
>>27700362
MyFitnessPal
Use it nerd
>>27700150
Yes... now massage her naked chest.
Exercisewith the fillies.
>>27700402Kegel exercises
>>27700197
I have a batshit insane metabolism that's kept me skinny as fuck since my childhood. I actually have difficulty gaining weight and muscle as a result.
>>27700410
>lifting weights with filly
>notice she's just standing there
>ask why she's not working out with you
>she looks you in the eyes and you see her buttocks clench, followed by a loud squelch
>late-twenties/early-thirties as a pony.
>teenager as an EqG.
>Anon, what's a Kamasutra?
>>27700411
In your case, keto works great, fat is not filling and loaded with calories
>>27700362
It's not 90% fat. It's more like 60-70% of calories via fat depending on how hard you want your diet and how much you exercise. The key thing is to keep your carbs low, under 50 g/200 kcal. Currently running 70/25/5 fat/protein/carb ratio, with around 2000 kcal total and 30 g carbs, gives you plenty of room to eat fruit, have a piece of dark chocolate if you feel like, etc.
>>27700411
Me too.Or it might be because I'm a chainsmoking faggot who lives off processed junk and caffeine.
>>27700436
>Brad took her Christmas cake virginity and didn't even know it
>current year
>not doing Intermittent Fasting
it's like you don't want to make it
We're all gonna make it brah
>>27700448
I live of soda, cookies and cake.I'm pinkie irl
>>27700464
Anon, please, for the sake of your family and your life please eat something healthier before you kill yourself with diabetes.
>>27700456
>that terrible form
I dare anyone to tell me what exercise she's trying.
>>27700480
She's lifting your dick
>>27700477
I'm already a sugar demon Twilight.My grandfather is 96yo and I don't want to live that much.
>>27700480
She's exercising her backwards elbow shove muscles
>>27700469
how do you win the game of pones
>>27700486
Well then go out with a bang in your fifties instead of slowly and painfully dying from a failing body due to lifestyle.
>>27700488
Part of the weight is behind her back, so the motion isn't front to back.
Pony is exercising her squeeling muscles in the squeel room.
>>27700464
diabetes is really not a good way to go
>>27700480
Obviously her kegels
the arm is for support
>>27700542
And the weight?
I have something to admit guys.
It was never filly saying those things.
It was me the entire time,colt.
>>27700582
how many of you went out and got Indian food after it aired
>>27700582
Go to beb
>>27700676
You're a big mare, noi.
>>27700686
You can't just call Noi to every pony with a yellow coat.
>>27700671
>going into a restaurant I've never been to
>full of food I've never tried
>alone
>>27700696
she's noi
with lira mane
and sparkler qm
>>27700492
By any means needed.
>>27700702
EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS
Have pony panties been tested ondragons?
>>27700735
don't be gross
The pony thrashes helplessly in the anon's grip, opening her mouth to let fly a wail of despair as the green biped lifts her up to his mouth andblows onto her tummy[/spoiler[].
>>27700671
I've actually always liked curry to begin with.
Fillies are like sponges.
>>27700717
I'LL EXPAND MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS
Fillies are like colts.
They're really hard to get out of your clothes.
I'm not sure why I should hire ten fillies.
Filly still loves you.
>>27699816
holy SHIT that's hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmvPv2tXvQ0
Whoa how did I miss this?
I found a pony egg unattended in an abandoned pegasus nest.
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Incidentally, there's also a pegasus fluttering frantically around the tree where I found the nest.
>>27700411
I hate this bullshit about metabolism. I am a skelly too but the reason for it is not solely metabolism. It's appetite. Actually count the calories you eat in a day and you'll see you are most likely under estimating what you felt like you've eaten.
>>27700993
well you can't return it now, it has your scent
best to raise it as your own
Pony is tired of waiting for you to make the first move, so took it upon herself to askif you'd like to brush her mane
>>27700993
Incubate the egg by shoving it into your ass.
>>27701006
this is moving kind of fast
>>27701034
>>27701067
WHY DOES SHE HAVE SO MANY
>>27701085
well how many would you have if you were a cute mare?
>>27701085
She keeps pissing herself when she gets drunk.
>>27701095
>cute
>>27700994
I eat big meals nigga.
>>27701105
you heard me
Filly is tired of waiting for pony to make a move on you so she drugged you both and put you in bed together.
>>27701105
Don't be a sad cunt, you know you'd be cute.
>>27701100unf
>>27701137
>>27700564
She lifts using her PC muscles, mechanically transferring her squeeze effort into a pull across her body
>>27701146
Dash I'll give you $200 for a pair of your piss-panties
>adopt Australian filly
>she calls me 'cunt' all the time
>spend a lot of time on weeb imageboards yet she's not a weeb
>every time I do something for her she yells 'NOICE'
>somehow manages to be smug all the time
What do I do about her?
>>27701189
>>27701190
spay her
>>27701190
Start training her to be good by rewarding her with fairy bread when she's polite.
>>27701190
Just give her a jar of nutella when you want to shut her up.
it's mare love
between two mares
>>27701244
If you scratch pony's butt will her leg start shaking?
Butternut Squash is my favorite pony.
>>27701269
ponies are just little puppies
>>27701277
HIS NAME WAS BUTTERCUP!
>>27701244
this one has transparent background mate
What cute euphemisms for sex would ponies have?
>>27701294
Rapegore
>>27701294
Putting the fireflies to sleep
>>27701294
Baking creampies
https://derpibooru.org/1182390
I usually hate incest but I don't think I can ignore this
god damn
>>27701321
>>27701290
Got damnit.. That was pretty funny.
>>27701294
Putting a bun in the oven.
>>27701294
flaring inside the winking cave
Gloomy would be a good night time wife
>>27701359
>tfw no marewife
>>27701368
what kind of horsey things she'd do would be the hardest to get used to?
>>27701359
...only night time?
>>27701373
well I like to do things other than laze around during the day
>>27701371
Doorknobs.
>>27701368
that cutie mark looks lewdlike what artists draw in a speech bubble to symbolize an orgasm
>>27701387
is it okay to use the spray bottle on your waifu
>>27701395
Spank the waifu.
>>27701395
I got a spray bottle for ya right here!! *unzips dick*
>>27701403
>>27701403
Anon we're trying to have a serious discussion about ponies here.
How would it be to discuss hobbies with a pony?
I hated it but I did exercise and now I am showered and cleaned and ready to tickle my feets
thank you for the support mlpg
>>27701436
Kill yourself.
>>27699581
>>27701476
>"What? When did this happen, why are they moving the sun?!"
>"Mom, you left it in the parking lot at the grocery store."
>>27701459
*farts*
not today, my friend
not today
>>27701507
had me a giggle
>>27701512
Why aren't there more amateur anime?
>>27701512
for some reason I remembered this with the camera starting to shake and then whoever is holding it falling to the ground
maybe I remembered wrong
>Zecora will never rhyme at your dick
![15 Twilight Time.mkv_snapshot_03.02_[2015.12.12_19.17.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2vXhMZ4.jpg "15 Twilight Time.mkv_snapshot_03.02_[2015.12.12_19.17.01].jpg")
>>27701573
>>27701582
that poor filly
>>27701582
ANON NO
>>27701573
NOI SPOTTED
>>27701588
>>27701600
>>27701582
oh no, the memers and edgemasters and fetishlords are starting to take notice of NOI
>>27701582
>>27701610
SAVE NOI
>>27701613
RIP NOI
She was our filly
I want to fug Tree Fugger
>>27701626
>>27701582
>>27701610
>>27701650
I need an adult
>>27701650
anon filly, stop fillying the fillies
>>27699816
Oh goodness the noises Fluttershy makes are 2cute
Pony fires a shell at the Anon, but it deflects off his angled armor. She orders her driver forward, in the hope that at closer range her rounds will successfully penetrate his forward armor.
>>27701665
>>27701666
>>27701717
you got what you deserve anon
>new drawfag
>hes literally a memer
being mlpg is hard
>>27701717
I've been there before
drunk, vomiting, being a filly
>>27701717
What a lightweight.Make out with her while she's all vomity and passed out now.
>>27701726
I know! And this one doesn't even blogpost!
>>27701717
this is funny, as long as its not some kind of vomit fetish
>>27701736
everything is a fetish
even this post is a fetish
>>27699586
>>27699672
I seriously want more of this OC. I don't even know who it is, but I wanna fuck her.
>>27700138
I want those apple tiddies.
>>27701726
WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING A MEMER
>>27701821
I think she wants you to want them
>>27701857
I'd want that.
Tuesday morning colts
>>27701872
well, what are you waiting for
Pony can't hold it!
>>27701883
Boo, that's gay.
>>27701897
hold the pony
if necessary, hold the pony holding the pony
>>27701894
Dayum, those are some breasts.
>>27701894
Why is she called Applejack
When clearly she is melons
>>27701899
Yes.
Absolutely
>>27701912
because it's a world where exceptional endowments are commonplace
>>27701922
This would be decent of the proportions weren't fucked beyond belief.
>>27701930
Shit, meant IF they weren't fucked.
>>27701930
>this would be good if it weren't so awful
uh
okay
>>27701934
I mean the art itself is serviceable, even if the face is kind of weird. But the head is so fucking tiny it takes away from the entire piece.
>>27701919
>tfw you'll never be a gay colt
>>27701976
says who?
>>27701939
I tweaked it a bit
and also cropped it excessively for some reason
Anyone else getting 403 errors on desustorage?
Apple bottoms are also a necessity.
>>27702021
nope
>>27702028
huh, weird.
>>27702030
oh, turns out I wasn't using desustorage, I was just using the 4chanx archive link and the alternate url it took me to worked
look at what >>27702032 linked or @desust0rage on twitter
>>27702027
This isn't horse pussy...
kys disgusting humanfags
I love busty time!
>>27702056
Why are you spamming horrible humanizations
>>27702050
It's all apples to me.
time for good humans
>>27702060
>I love it too! Watch this!
>>27702069
Sounds like sour apples to me.
>>27702079
>time for good humans
That would require the existence of « good humans », which is not possible.
>>27702102
No, they're all pretty sweet.
