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Continuation from the previous thread at >>27672700

The Sweets Quest Continues!

Here is a little Stats rundown

Cupcakes Eaten = Too Many to Count
Zap Apple Jam Jars Obtained = 1
Ponies Molested = 2.5
Split Personalities Gained = 1
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>>27691384
Did you say you're going to be out at the end of the stream?
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Also a big thank you to all who have been attendingy my livestreaming sessions. It's fun to entertain you guys.
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Pls enjoy my crappy Twilight. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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>>27691575
Here some crucial fixes, if you ever to use it somewhere
http://i.imgur.com/4YVnWZd.png
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boop for sleep
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Bon Bon lies on the ground, your magical hand working it's magic on her belly.

You wonder to yourself how this is so easy. Is this a weak point for ponies?

Further research may be needed.

You look down. Oh right, you've rubbed yet another pony Into submission.

Roll for interrogation with advantage

You roll 11

You lean in to whisper to her, you ask her where the "good stuff" is once again.

'S..... S....Su...Sugar B... Bomb" She manages to stutter out during your vigorous rubbing
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>>27691384
>Cupcakes Eaten = Too Many to Count
>Zap Apple Jam Jars Obtained = 1
>Ponies Molested = 2.5
>Split Personalities Gained = 1

These Stats don't satisfy me, i need more.

2.5 Ponies Molested, what hell do you think this is a fucking game, alright new goal increase our Molesting score.

Zap Apple Jam 1, are you shiting me as soon as we finish Molesting we are getting more of this shit.

Split Personalities 1, HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS FUCKING ANNOYING VOICE.
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>>27692300
Yes yes continue Molesting the pony make her cum.
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>>27692300
Ask her where the Sugar Bomb is.
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>>27692300
>sugar bomb
do not allow her to finish her incantation or you'll be in it deep.
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Page 8 bump
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>>27692416

The Sugar Bomb huh? You don't know what that is.

But You want it.

You rub the belly Faster, if the others are of any indication, the faster you go, the less brain function they have, and the more willing they are to tell you things.

You ask her

Where is the Sugar Bomb

almost instantly, she replies

"in the back, bottom shelf, brown crate"

well. that was easy
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>>27693054
Eat like there is no tomorrow.
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>>27693054
Lewdly place one in her mouth after you've acquired the rest.
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>>27693092

You cease the belly rubs, and Bon Bon just Lies there, it almost looks like shes asleep, occasionally mumbling to herself incoherently

You step into the back room, and just as she said, there was a small crate right where she said it would be.

you pick it up, open it, and you find these small pink balls, not wasting any time, you pop one in your mouth.

Oh.

Oh my.

Oh Yes.

These are good.

Oh so good.

You levitate the whole crate, and make your way back out to the store front, Bon Bon is still lying there, dazed.

Roll for Perception

You Roll 5

You make your way to the front of the store. As you pass by Bon Bon, you take out a Sugar Bomb and place it in her mouth, she rolls over and suckles on it, like a baby with a pacifier.

you reach the door and go to open it

"where do you think you're going with that? i know Bon Bon hasn't released those to the Public yet. also, what did you do to her?"
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>>27693156
I'm sure you can handle this one as well.
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>>27693156
Is this lyra bully rub her too.
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>>27693211

You look behind you.

Standing there is your early childhood friend Lyra.

You greet Lyra happily, but with a hint of caution in your voice. You had no idea she was even in here, did she what you did with Bon Bon?

"look, I know you're a princess now, but that doesn't mean you can come in and take the Super secret new candy Bon Bon has been working on. "

You try to tell her that you had her permission to get them.

Roll for Bluff

You roll 6

"i don't think so twilight, I know you're not the element of honesty so tell me what you're doing with those sugar bombs." Lyra replies

She seems peeved
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>>27693792
you have to boop her on the nose to disorient her.
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>>27693792
Apply hoof to nose.
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>>27693792
These
>>27693833
>>27693913
Then introduce her to the new trick involving a hand.
And use this as an opportunity to see if you can summon TWO hands.
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>>27693792
Summon two hands, everyone knows human hands are her kryptonite.
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>>27694351
Do we *really* want to summon hands? What if she goes berserk over them?
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>>27693981

you ask Lyra if she want's to see a trick.

you dont even waste any time and create another magic hand, and go right for her belly

Roll for Inteligence

You Roll 1, Critical Failure

You begin to Rub just like all the other ponies, but Lyra just looks at you, annoyed

"while im facinated that you have such amazing knowledge of anthropology to create a hand, i'll have to ask you about that later. but i'm going to have to ask you to remove your hand from my stomach.....Now"
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>>27694427
What fucking Failure do it again.
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>>27694427
Take Bon Bon as a hostage and escape wiyh the candy
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No, leave Bon Bon and take Lyra. She's seen too much. Lock her in Spike's room.
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>>27694837
This. Lyra has seen our failure, she must be disposed of.
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Morning bump
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>>27694427
this ain't a easy decision to make but one we have to make now

redirect the pocketVagoo spell to lyra and try to get Spike in the "mood"

Or

teleport Lyra to the DiamondDog Caverns and hope for the best >Rape
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Don't rub her belly, rub her horn
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>>27695689

You bring the hand away from her belly. maybe you're not as good as you thought you were at this magical hand thing.

Lyra looks away from you, changing her focus to the hand.

she fires up her magical aura, like she is going to do something to it.

No, you cant let her learn your new spell, so you do the one thing you can think of.

You throw the hand forward, and clasp it on her horn, to stop the magical flow.

Lyra then stiffens up, eyes hit a shocked expression.

how could you have forgotten? the horn, You were a damn unicorn for celestia's sake.

you then make the hand squeeze.

Lyra's legs Buckle and she falls to the floor right next to Bon Bon, you begin stroking the horn. she starts squirming and mumbling just like Bon Bon did.

Well, this is interesting, you're definitely going to need to take some notes.
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No roll? Oh well.
Quickly, get out before a customer sees you!
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>>27696243
Back to the castle and share some of the bonbons with spike you already magicaly altered to have a viagra like effect, it's time for twilight to relaaaax
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>>27696378
You meet Starlight in the castle. Give her candies, too. What can possibly go wrong?
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Heading back to the Castle with Copious amounts of super sweet candy, you wonder what you're going to do with it all,

hide it? eat it all in one sitting?

come to think of it, you pretty much committed a felony, held a store owner hostage and stole goods.

you'll have to deal with that later.

oh look, your castle.
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>>27696982
There's a mail in the box.
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>>27697307

Approaching the door of your castle, you see your mailbox, with a bunch or letters, and other assorted papers, haphazardly mashed into it. you sort through the stack quickly, and organic it in alphabetical order for later filing. You place the stack on the top of the candy crate,

"excruss muu prnculss, you frgt wum! "

Uhhhh.... What?

You hear the voice come from behind you. You turn to see the Grey Mailmare standing with a letter in her mouth.

Derpy?... Ditzy?... David?...

Can't think of her name right now

Roll for wisdom

You roll 5

Nope...cant remember.
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>>27697472
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>>27697472
DO IT.
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>>27697525
>>27697560
What's the point, really? Just ask her name and then go straight for the vag
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we seriously need to master that spell if we want to take celestia down and rule over equestria

this is the endgoal right?
Twilights own harem?
Discord getting cucked?
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This just in:. Dude My fans are awesome.
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>>27697776
off by one
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I'm trying to work on this as much as I can, I am at work right now, so I'm trying to do little bits at a time while I got free moments.

Sorry for being 100% story focused. I'm trying to not get in trouble with the boss from being on my phone
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Why is it the first thing you think of when you saw the Mailmare was: I wonder if I can belly rub this one into submission as well?

Roll for intelligence :

You roll 11

Creating another magic hand, you throw it to the underside of the cross-eyed Pegasus and start caressing the belly.

"huu huu, prncuss, that tkles " She replies with the letter still in her mouth, fidgeting about trying to shake off the hand.

You release the hand from her belly and she puts the letter into the palm.

" thank you for using EPS" She says happily, then flies away.

You sit there and think to yourself for a moment.
The hand didn't work. It didn't work on Lyra either. Well. Not in the intended way at least.

"yeah, this one is a real brain teaser huh? " says the voice in your head.

Oh great, now the voice is back....
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>>27698330
Go inside to read the mail.
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>>27698094
The hell is this?
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>>27698330
Fucking voice, i thought it was gone, try hitting your head again, maybe it will go again.
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>>27698565

Read the item description
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Just a quick side note, I know I have been sometimes forgetting to namefag when I post

Clover is kinda annoying to use sometimes when mass posting. It makes me want to enter my name every single time.

Not to mention I'm still at work (finish at 10pm EST) so trying to run my brain for content can be annoying at times when you have crack whores asking you for needles

I work in a pharmacy in the ghetto.....

For reference, I told the boss I was going to take a dump... I'm just sitting here. Writing this.... Anyway that's just a side not. I'm going to try and update as much as I can, and with as few continuity errors as possible.
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>>27698660
Alright m8, that all nice to know but you take your time we don't want to disturb your work or worse get you fired.
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>>27698330
HAMMERTIME!
EACH AND EVERY TIME THE VOICE APPEARS!
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>>27698660
>Clover is kinda annoying to use sometimes when mass posting. It makes me want to enter my name every single time.
Tap the three squares at the top right, go to Settings, and under the Posting section, tap Default Name.

I just tested it on /qa/:
>>>/qa/567555
>>>/qa/567556
>>>/qa/567560
Second one, I used quick reply, so even if the name field disappears, you'll still have the name. Third one, I used the reply button in the top left and deleted the name, so you can remove it if you need to without changing the setting again.
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>>27699037
>reply button in the top left
I meant top right
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>>27698766

So how did you get fired?

"shot posting pony stories"

Did you cum I rainbow dash?

"well... No"

Fucking faggot you deserved to get fired
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>>27699232
You just had to do it.
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>>27698660
"Captain", this is your boss. Don't bother coming to work tomorrow unless you cum in rainbow dash.
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Stacking the first letter on top of the crate, and levitating it all In front of you, you open your front door to your castle and make your way in.

Roll for dexterity

You roll 4

You have everything levitate in front of your face, so your vision is obstructed, you hit your hooves on one of the stairs as you're making your way up, falling through the door, you close your eyes and brace brace yourself for Impact on the floor, but it doesn't happen. You open your eyes. You're covered in a magical glow,

"you know you can always have me help you out right? "

You look to the source of the voice and see your student Starlight Glimmer. Obviously she was the one who caught you

You chuckle as you get back up and straighten yourself. You take a Sugar Bomb from the crate and give it to her as you make a joke about rewarding her for saving your life.

" wow, this is so good. I've never tasted anything so sweet, how did you come across this? "
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>>27699745
We got it from Soviet Russia
Or pony equivalent of it.
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>>27699745
Give her a friendship lesson on belly rubs.
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>>27699745
Do what must be done. also ask her what is she doing here.
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>>27699745
Ask her to hit you as hard as she can
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>>27699745
>Glimmer
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>27699879

You dodge the question of where you got them and instead just gave her another one, which she happily took and stuffed into her mouth without question.

The Girl really likes sweets too, who knew?

"Don't give her all the Sugar Bombs, leave 'em for us" Says the voice in your head

You're getting sick of this damn voice, You ask Glimmer to beat you upside the head.

She looks confused and concerned

"look, you look like you've had a rough day, how about you go and relax for a bit?"

That sounds like a good idea, you have a nice quiet room near the top of the castle that you like to go to when you need to be alone with your thoughts.

Then again, your thoughts have been questioning your moral choices lately

you make your way to your room, put the Candy Crate down, find a nice comfy couch in the corner. and Put the mail on a small table next to it. you take the first letter and open it and begin to read it.

Well....crap...this isn't something you wanted to see in the mail
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>>27702118
Well if you didn't like it, burn it with fire. Nobody can distress the Princess of Friendship.
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>>27702118
bellyrub the letter
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>>27702240
Bellyrub the universe,
See the invisible,
Break the unbreakable.
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>>27702347
touch the untouchable
FIGHT THE POWER
>>27702118
>inb4 DongExpanding Pill spamm
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>>27703340
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Why you bump it when OP is clearly not around?
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>>27704299

im always around
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>>27702118
Soooo what's there? dragon dildo?
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>>27704383
More like goodbye letter from spike
"Dear Twilight,
this is too much, I quit,
meet me sometimes at Zecora's."
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You look at the letter.

it's a letter from Mayor Mare.

Apparently it's some kind of report that she wants you to look over.

you skim through it quickly

blah blah blah Apples....blah blah Sedated...Blah Blah ....stolen Stock.....blah blah no memory.....

Wait a sec...

"well, this is interesting" says the voice in your head.

For once, you agree with the voice in your head.

Princess Twilight.

I am Writing to you to advise severe caution, 'to you, and the other citizens of a possible threat.

I was approached by the Young Applebloom of the Apple Family, she was in quite the shocked state, both her older brother and sister in a catatonic state, both found in , Compromising positions.

Nurse Redheart was called to the scene and both were given a clean bill of health, the only disturbing thing was that Both Applejack and Big Macintosh can not recall the previous events that had led them to this, awkward situation.

There is also the fact that a small amount of back stock of the Famous Zap Apple Jam was taken from the Farm also,

i believe we may be dealing with a thief who is of a magical nature, since you are of a high magical influence, as well as being the Element of Magic Ponified, i hope you may be able to shed some light on this strange situation.

Please do not hesitate to contact me via letter, or face to face.

Mayor Mare
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>>27704527
blame applebloom for the theft
she clearly made both of em drunk untill they passed out and left both of em in an embarassing position
she planed it all along so she could steal the jars of zapapple jam
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>>27704527
ALRIGHT so Lyra is a big big problem now. We need to shut her down or make her our friend.
Or we can let her talk and blame someone for impersonating. Is Trixie or Glimmer in town?
Or make an actual clone to blame with the mirror pond Pinkie Pie knows where to find.
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>>27704527
Confess in person to Mayor Mare. Then give her exquisite belly rubs to smooth everything over.
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>>27704843
inb4 roll 1 and story ends
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>>27705007
owe*

fuck
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>>27705007
This is why royalty is shit.
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>>27706051

appologies for lack of updating as much as i was before, many things are happening today that have been keeping me away from the computer, but rest assured, i shall continue this
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>>27706213
Don't worry about it captain.
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>>27706051
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Ok, so Mayor Mare now seems to have some idea about what you did, but thankfully, it looks as she has no idea that you were involved.

also, Big Mac, as well as Applejack have no memory?

You might need to look into this, maybe go say hello to Applejack, see what happens?

Or possibly Tell Mayor Mare that there is nothing to worry about.

What about Bon Bon and Lyra? Will those two have any memory of what happened? Especially Lyra, the belly rub didn't seem to work on her.

AUUUGH, so many questions.

perhaps you should sleep on it,this couch is rather comfy after all
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>>27707267
What would happen if you have yourself a belly rub? That's important to know right? For science!
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>>27707267
Bellyrub yourself to sleep
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>>27707267
We can do all these things later for now rest, are we hungry, maybe we need a bath. just don't worry about it and take care of yourself.
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>>27707423
>>27707725
>>27707906

yeah, sleep sounds good, you look outside, it's still daylight.

meh, who cares, Rainbow Dash sleeps all day and no one seems to care as long as the clouds are where they are supposed to be.

you stretch out on the couch and get yourself comfy, lying on your back. and close your eyes and feel your self slipping into sleep

"man this couch sure is comfy"

andthenthere'sthisasshole.jpg

you ask the voice in your head to shut up, as you're not in the mood for this shit.

"well then ms grumpy mane. i guess you dont like my company"

you never WANTED her company. damn it, why not just use a sleeping spell or something

Roll for inteligence

You Roll a 6

in all your infinite magical knowledge, Sleeping spells were never something you looked into. all you wan to do is take a nice deep sleep, kinda like how you saw the ponies you gave the rub down too.

........

you kinda feel dumb for not thinking of it earlier.

you conjure up a magic hand, and slowly bring it closer to your belly, ever so carefully. after all, you don't know what would happen, after all,
Applejack and Big Macintosh turned into mumbling....horny...ponies, who couldn't think straight and would pretty much tell you anything. Bon Bon and Pinkie Pie did the same thing, Except without the super Horniness.

Oh well, no one is around here, and you're in the privacy of your own room.

So you bring down the hand to your belly, holding your eyes shut tight, anticipating something immense to happen.

Well, you feel the hand on your belly.

Yeah, it's tingly 'n stuff, but you don't feel like a horny blabbering mess.

You begin to Rub slowly.

Well, that feels nice. Kinda like a Massage. But still. Nothing that seems to be Mind Numbing.

Continuing to rub, you try and rack your brain as to why you arent getting the "desired effect"

Roll for Wisdom

You Roll 18

you think about it, You successfully "rubbed down" Pinkie, Big Mac, Applejack, Bon Bon, and...oh...
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>>27708209

Lyra.

You couldn't Belly Rub Lyra, for some reason nothing happened .

You remember grabbing her horn and having the same effect.

The Horn.

Removing the Hand from your belly, you drift it over towards your horn and gently grab it

Ohhhhhhh now this is something, you almost instantly feel a light-headed euphoric feeling.

Now you're getting somewhere.

Thinking back to Lyra, what did you do next.

Oh Yeah. You squeezed your hand around her horn. Well let's see what happens

Roll for Intelligence\Strength

You Roll a 20, Critical

You squeeze the horn.

Everything goes Black.
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i made a discord for some reason too....why?...fuck'd if i know...i like discord rooms

https://discord.gg/015XNYIynff8nlYhA

join it if you want...or not...dont care.

any hooz, ive got a very long work day ahead of me, so appologies if i do not update super frequently over the next day
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>>27708209
>>27708272
Great we got our rest, now wake up.
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>>27708362
What's a discord?
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>>27708429
Some kind of chat program/app
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belly bump
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Your head feels funny, you cant quite get your balance, you can't even seem to walk down your own hallway straight.

Or is your floor not even?

Roll for Perception

You roll 17

Yeah, somethings not right here. why is your floor uneven? you look closer at the floor, indeed it is uneven, like it has been moved.

in fact, it's still moving..

the Floor seems to be moving. also, why are you in the hallway to begin with? none of this makes sense.

Roll for Intelligence

you roll 14

Something is definitely magical here. if only you could see more of what was going on in other rooms, but it's too bad there are no other doors.

There's no doors.

WHAT?

Your head hurts. But that gives you a big clue as to whats going on.

You're in the dreamscape again.

You yell for Luna

"Luna isn't here" calls the familiar voice from your head.

Or at least. it wasn't from your head. it came from behind you.

you turn

You stand before yourself.

Yeah...This is definitely a dream. a weird, but on the plus side, at least there is no voice in your head right now.
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Who's up for some selfcest?
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>>27710291
It's now no longer in you, hammer it now that you won't be harmed.
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Just kill it. Conjure the most devastating spell you can think of.
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Quick side note,

So the District manager of my company showed up today, apparently there is a problem of the workers "being on their mobile devices too much during work hours" I haven't been pulled aside or told anything about me personally... But still

Fuuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>27710892
Oh shit
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>>27710892
What did i tell you captain, you're going to get fired if you keep posting here while working.
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You see your "clone" standing before you, with out hesitation, you fire a beam from your horn directly at her.

Roll for intelligence

You roll 8

The beam hits, but doesn't seem to do anything though.

"that wasn't very nice, I am part of you, ya know "
You ignore her comment and create a magical hand, your one smirks and creates one herself.
No belly rubs this time! You want damage! The hand makes a fist, and flies at your clone, the clone does the same with her hand.

Roll for intelligence.

You roll 10

The 2 fists collide mid air, setting off sparks and flashes of light, you pull it back and throw it at her again. Boom, they collide again. It's like she knows your every move. But when she throws the punch at you! You seemingly know of where the fist is going to be and intercept it.

Stalemate

"you might know everything I'M going to do, but that's not going to help you, since I know everything YOU'RE going to do, Strange isn't it? "
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I'm sorry... I couldn't help my self.

https://youtu.be/MiEwmiPSmto
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Wait, I know this trick. We do nothing, then the fight ends and we become a true paladin.

Still voting for selfcest. We could always attack her midway through if we need to.
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>>27711116
Don't think about how you fight, just hit, be unpredictable.
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>>27711229
Goddamn Sonic.
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It's just a form of masturbation, right? Ask the clone about it
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Well... Fighting seems useless. Everything you do, gets countered. And you counter everything she does.

"and you thought you were so smart, you can't even figure out how to beat yourself. "

You swear to celestia that you will silence her.

" YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING UNDER MY SISTERS WORD" boomed a voice all through the tiny you were in.

You should have seen this coming really.

A bright flash of light and Luna was standing between you and your other self.

"Twilight sparkle, you have made some foolish actions. And now you're paying for them."

What actions? You don't remember doing anything bad...... That she knows about.......

Oh god I hope she doesn't know....

"you have been trying to tamper with magic that you are not ready for"

The hand?

"the last time you and I were in the dreams cape, you panicked, acted rather brasher, and forcibly removed yourself via a forced magical method, something that should never be done by one who does not control the dreamscape, doing so can cause..... Side effects... Which, judging from what has been going on here. Has already happened. "

You enquire of a way to fix it.

" there is a fix for it, but unfortunately I do not know what it is, for the last pony this happened to, figured it out on his own, but never informed anyone, then again, he was the only other one to try and exit the dreamscape forcibly"

OK where is this guy, so I can get the info I need to fix my brain

"I am afraid that he isn't possible to find anymore, for he is no longer with us"

What? Why? Who is this guy? Where did he go?

"starswirl the bearded"

.........

Fuck
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>>27711116
we clearly need to get our hands on a jacki chan tulpa

Fine... ask her what she wants and what the cause of her apperance is... fucking OP is forcing his fetish on us again
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>>27712519
oky scratch >>27712743 we're going to dig up some graves
i think we should be golden if we crunch up his bones and make a line or two, it's just like cocaine lads
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Gn8 Bump
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>>27712743
>>27712761
What if we make a Starswirl the bearded tulpa?
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>>27712743

My fetish?

But celestia is nowhere to be seen
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Fun fact, I tried to continue the story while I was out today, I wrote a butt ton of exposition. Then as I tried to post it, it said I was banned. For posting porn on /g/...

I've never been on /g/, ever.

Is it possible for phones to use the same IP for things?
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>>27713823
...Maybe. I know that different routers use different IPs. Maybe someone was shitposting on the wifi.
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>>27713823
Were you able to copy the unposted stuff?
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>>27714021

unfortunately no. but i'll try and come up with less exposition when i put it in next time.
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>>27712519
USE FLASH TO EXIT DREAMSCAPE AND IMMEDIATELY HEAD ONTO CANTERLOT GRAVEYARD
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Time for some Necromastery.
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>>27714082
That's strange and unfortunate. In my experience, Clover keeps whatever I typed in the reply box if the comment doesn't go through for whatever reason (banned, character limit, captcha error, etc.).
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Sweetbump
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I WANT YOU TO FIST ME WITH YOUR MAGIC FIST TWIGGY PIGGY
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Bumpitty
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>>27713823
EL OH EL

seriously tho that sucks
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How in Tartarus am i supposed to get info from someone who is dead?

well, you have your books, there is bound to be something there, you have plenty of books on Starswirrl, you should figure something out.

or why not just make your own damn spell? you finished Starswirl's spell. that means you're smarter than him right? heck. you're a princess because of it.

"I am not entirely sure im comfortable with Twilight trying to Get rid of me said the "fake twilight"

"SILENCE YOU" scolded Luna

well, at least Luna seems to be on your side

You ask her what you should do.

"you have been feeling strange lately, i know you have, you have been going through...Cravings, as to why, your body is adjusting to Alicorn-hood"

What? you've been an alicorn for quite some time now, why is your body suddenly in need of "adjustment"

Luna assures you that it is all "part of Growing up"

oh great, you're going through a second puberty

lets hope there is no second round of Acne.

Roll for perception

You Roll 17

You look over to your "other self", shes not looking happy. she also seems to be charging some spell.

Oh fuck.

You call for Luna's attention, she looks over and sees your cotherself, and gasps in shock,

"She's trying to forcibly leave, We Must Stop her Immediately, we can not risk any more damage to your Mind"

Yeah, you like your Mind.

Wait, did Luna just call you Brain Damaged?

Luna Charges a Spell to stop your clone, your clone fires a spell back. The two collide. you Hear both Luna and your clone scream in what you perceive to be pain.

Everything goes white
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>>27716358
Roll for waking up.
Can't wake up.
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>>27708362
The link has expired.
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>>27716358
We are going to dig Starswirl once we are awake. Than grab some books about necromancery, reanimate Starswirls bones and ask him how to deal with shitty voice.
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>>27716358
sooo do we advance on luna while she's unconciouss? sexualy, i mean the whole 9yards
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>>27717624

for those still interested in the discord

https://discord.gg/zvmw7
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>>27719079
Rump
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>>27716358
if still in the dream scape
take a look around and try to spot luna and or Twalot, seduce the clone and w8 till luna gets an idea

if we're woken
get the TimeTravel spell from S3 and hinder your self from producing that abomination
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Your head hurts, you groggily open your eyes, you're still lying on the couch.

If you ever visit the dreamscape again, it'll be too damn soon.

Roll for Perception

You roll 19

You feel pretty comfortable, the couch is nice, you have a nice soft pillow.

wait a sec....you never had a pillow....

You sit perfectly still, Is..the pillow moving.

Yeah, it's moving.

You roll over slowly.

You wince and sigh when you lay your eyes on the pillow.

So this is what your Cutie mark Looks like up close huh?
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>>27719794
Wait hold up. IS SHE REAL NOW?

Give her some candy. Rub her into submission while she'll be eating.
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>>27719794
i feel like this is a missing S6 episode, twilight and twilight in twilights castle

move causiously not to awake Twalot maybe use a magic dampening spell on Twalots horn while she's helpless

it's going to be a SIM thread i can feel it
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>>27719794
Perfect time to >image related
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>>27720196

Fuck... Someone picked up on it quicker than I thought.
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>>27720352
This is relevant
http://youtu.be/mw0iTu8gqOw?list=PLBA0C65217AAA6DC1
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You get up from the couch, very slowly and gently, you do the want to disturb her, who knows what she'll do if she wakes up.

You see her on the couch, lying peacefully, it's a pity that she won't be as peaceful once you do what you have in mind.

Roll for intelligence.

You roll 20, critical.

You slowly begin to charge your magic, it's been a while since you've had to resort to this, you feel a surge of power flow through, your eyes emanate a horrible purple and black aura, as does your horn. Sparks fly from horn with crackling noises, the clone hears them and stirs from her slumber, she rubs here eyes and looks to where the sound is coming from.

She sees you, hovering In the air, powerful, yet evil arcane Alicorn energy flowing from your horn.

"oh no" She says softly, knowing at this point there was no escape. Tears forming in her eyes.
Right before you fire, you softly say two words.

I'm sorry.
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(side note) sorry for all the exposition lately, just a bunch of story heavy bits that have been happening lately, I'm trying to incorporate more rolling based events as I go, of course you guys have been helping a lot too, so thanks for sticking around.
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Also with subduing twilight I was just going to have some simple restraint spell that makes her magic weaker. But I rolled a 20, so I stepped it up a notch....

Also I'm writing this from work again, where they have been "cracking down" on phone usage, so updates won't be happening as often as I would like....

Work sucks
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>>27721370
KILL HER WITH NO DOUBTS. WE NOW KNOW STARSWIRL HIMSELF DID THE SAME, ONLY HIS CASE WAS EVEN EASIER.
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>>27721370
But she did nothing bad
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>>27721370
>literally killing her in her sleep
Fucking brutal
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Seeing the first post I made with that dumb drawing of twilight I did.......

I kinda wanna draw more. Of them......
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>>27711574
Fuck, I feel like I should get this reference but I don't.

>>27721370
I was prepared for trouble, I was prepared for double, but I wasn't prepared for these feels.
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>>27722163

Roll credits

My Little Ponyyyyy~~~~~
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>>27722290
Go cor it captain would enjoy more abominations
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>>27723449
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Once the dead body is lying there, imitate your own death. Then we can keep on rubbing people, but this time in a cape.
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>>27724454
>Once the dead body is lying there, imitate your own death.
Are we faking our own death to go on a mass-molesting-spree throughout Equestria to devour all that is sugary and pure?
Because I wouldn't mind that.
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You feel really bad, you didn't want to do this, but it had to be done. the way it's been acting lately, you couldn't afford to take any chances.

you look at the non moving form of your clone .

Roll for Perception

You roll 17

You poke the clone, tell her to get up, you know shes not dead.

the clone groans and slowly manages to pull her self to a sitting position, she isnt looking in too good of shape, most notably from the horrible black crystals jutting out form her horn, and also some smaller ones appearing in the folds of her wings.

"my head hurts" says the clone weakly

shes lucky that's all that hurts after the shit that she's been giving you.

Note to self, remember to thank Celestia,Cadence and Sombra for the Dark Crystal Infection spell.

The Door then Explodes open, and you will admit, you didnt expect to see the other 3 Princesses there.

you apologise to the princesses jokingly, if you made too much noise.

"hear that??? i freaking FELT THAT, What did you DO?" yells Cadence.

"oh, this has gotten way out of hand" says luna looking at the clone.

"Sister, you seem to know whats going on here. would you and Twilight care to explain?"
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>>27724644
oh shit
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>>27724644
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>>27722394
Final Fantasy 4 (FF2 in america SNES), when Dark Knight Cecil fights his Paladin self.

Also, we should lie about doing whatever magic we just did. Prolly not very princess-ey.
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Princesses are confused about which one is the real Twilight. There is only one way to solve this. A coin flip
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>>27724644
ui looks like we might game over here guys we need to be careful

Explain everything, might as well tell her about lyra and bonbon for "Faithful Student" points, if the situation allows it try to rub her belly
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>>27724644
QUICK! Throw your clone at them with the words: "Your precious Twilight has not much time left. You better be rescuing her than chasing me!" Then cast flash and fly out through the window. (it is simplier than teleporting, we can't let ourselves roll failure on teleport.) At least Celestia and Cadence will think that you are Chrysaslis in disguise or something. Luna will be also confused for shure.
Once in the air, head to the Everfree forest, there we can plan what to do now.
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>>27726832
And yes, again, as you already noticed, I strongly demand that we would have much higher chances at successfully casting something that simple like flashbang vs casting teleport.
Something like: 10+ absolute success, 5+ partial success.
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>>27726507
Fuck it
>>27726832
Here is the plan!
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>>27726832
this desu
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Roll for perception

You roll 6

You look around, cadence looks mad, celestia doesn't look all that happy either,luna is looking at you worried.

You know what you did was highly forbidden... Like... sentenced to the moon levels of forbidden.

You can't deal with the wrath of the princesses right now. You need to clear your head.

Roll for intelligence

You roll 13

You quickly emit a bright burst of light from your horn. Temporarily blinding the the 3 princesses.

Roll for dexterity

You roll 10

You gallop to the window, push it open and leap out, taking to the skies towards the Everfree Forest.

"TWILIGHT SPARKLE, RETURN HERE AT ONCE" Boomed Celestia's voice

Was that the royal canterlot voice? You've never heard her use that before.

She must be pissed....

Nope... Not turning back... Not to that....

You arrive at the edge of the Everfree, and fly right in. Whatever horrors await you in there, seem safer than what is back at your castle.
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>>27727097
sooo what sweets do Diamond Dogs chew on anyways?
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>>27727097
You cant settle on the top of some tall tree, above the forest. yet still hidden by the leaves. This way you will need to watch out only for something like snakes or spiders.
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>>27727234
>You cant
You can
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>>27727234
>Alicorn
>watch for snakes and shieet
you serious bruh?

we need new sweets it's been hours since our last snack
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>>27727293
We can try to find something sweet in the forest! Lets eat all unknown berries we can find.
Actually, it would be rather boring story development. Op, pls dont.

Realy, we should go to Zecoras house, molest her and eat anything sweet she has.
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>>27727344
Dubs demand the molestation of the Equestrian Negro!

just eating sweet shit in her hut may lead to some.. complications hope we won't poisen our selfs there
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>>27727344
Also we can not just molest her with a hand, but get her laid and stay with her for the night, so we don't have to spend night at the cold, dark forest.
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>>27727344
Zecora is usually pretty detached from what happens in town, and few ponies know the way to her place. We can have her on our side easily, for a while, while we further our developements of our new spell for ALICORN DOMINATION.

(What if bellyrubs don't work on ziggers?)
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>>27727368
people say the blood of virgins is sweet...
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>>27727368
What if we don't enforce it and propose them to her nicely? So we woun't need to roll for effectivness.
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>>27727344
>go to Zecoras house, molest her and eat anything sweet she has
>>27727365
>not just molest her with a hand, but get her laid and stay with her for the night

I second this.

Let's go brighten Zecoras mood,
And make her feel lewdly good.
Then cuddle her all night,
So she will be on our side.
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>>27727415
I think this is just about time for our hand spell to lvl up and have something like "always crit on unsuspecting pones" so we can't deal this way with princesses, but are able to easily bellyrub anyone who is unaware.
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>>27727743
I like this idea. Seems fair and balanced.
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Writing for zecora...

Did gun be fun..

I'm at work right now, so don't expect updates for a bit.

Sorry guys
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drawing horse on livestream now...because reasons, dont expect a long stream though
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Hide somewhere and open a powerful portal. It's going to be our plan B in case we end up on the Moon.
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>>27728649
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Self bump... I'm not able to write right now. Works a bitch
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>>27729798
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I'm sorry guys, I had a blackout, so not much time to write things, especially when phone is dead.
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>>27732008
Chill bruh we got time we're here forever you remember?
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dead?
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Nah guess he's taking a day off since we have w/e

He'll come back, if not, im spamming him on discord till he does
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Not dead, just had a lot of really shitty things happen to me all in a row recently. Story will continue when I can get some time to plan it out right. I don't want to rush it

On the plus side, it's been confirmed that I'll be doing a plushie giveaway during the Flufflepuff panel at bronycon. So... Yay.
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>>27735140
Take your time my friend i realy enjoy this story and the thread in general

Suck i can't be there would love to win one or own one for that matter
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>>27735140
Damn, hope it gets better for you. If you don't mind me asking, what's your situation? Also, are they your plushies or Mike's?
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The Everfree Forest has always creeped you out, so many weird things have happened here.

sure, it's not as bad as it used to be, what with having to clear large paths to the Castle of the 2 sisters.

Roll for Perception

you roll 17

You look around, you know this area, you've been here any times. You know exactly where to go.

You make your way through the thick forest, until you reach a clearing. and in the centre of the clearing. a small wooden hut. Zecora's hut.

She knows stuff about magic and biology that even the princesses probably wouldn't know.

You approach the door, knocking on it.

"Evil Energy i felt from far away,
But fear not Princess,
In my home you're free to stay"

(Sidenote: Yeah a lot of shit has been happening lately, as well as work on top of that, things haven't been good for me lately. also, im going to try and work on my Rhyming and the Timing for Zecora, it's not my strong suit)
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>>27735707

Going to be giving away a bunch of things of mine that i have extra of, although Mr Fluff himself may be giving away some of his plushies too, as he will be having them for sale at the convention.
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>>27736094
W8
Before you give any plushy just away
I pay for one, you don't have an aj that you wouldn't mind selling? preferably without mayonnaise or whipped cream
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>>27736314

Only one of those TY brand applejack plushies. Nothing special.

I got a main 6 set of TY brand ones. As well as 2 of those big Walmart spaghetti haired ones. And a China big Mac. And if I find anything else taking up room I'd probably give that away too. I was just going to throw out the plushies. But I figured this way might be more fun.

I've ways wanted to be a game show host. So I'm going to have a little fun with the give away. Probably just a basic quiz show.
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>>27736530
Sounds fun
How are the chances that we get a stream?
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>>27736087
>going to try and work on my Rhyming and the Timing for Zecora
Just describe what shes saying, no need to write in direct speach.
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>>27737611
Doubt there is going to be a stream, unless bronycon plans on live streaming it.

But I doubt that would happen. Bronycon staff ain't exactly the best at handling things for panels in my experience.

They do record it and upload it to YouTube though. You'll just have to wait until God knows when for it to be uploaded.
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>>27737653
This would be enough desu
>>27737797
Well jeewtube would be fine too tho just hoping it wouldn't take them to long for the upload
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You open the door and walk into the small wooden Hut.

Roll for perception

You roll 6

You see zecora in the middle of her Hut, stirring some green liquid in her big cauldron.

She gestures for you to sit down on a small stool nearby, you're pretty tired from quickly escaping the wrath of the horse gods. So a small breather would be nice right about now.

Zecora approaches you and looks at you with a strange gaze. You feel like she's staring right I to your soul. She then swipes her hoof at your face quickly, you close your eyes and brace for impact, but all you feel is a "whoosh" in front of you. You open your eyes and zecora has a few strands of your mane. She walks back over to her her cauldron and throws the hair in, the cauldron turns a dark shade of Grey, and begins to bubble slowly. Zecora stirs the mixture slowly and the bubbling stops. She stares into the strange mix. Seemingly in some kind of trance. You look at the liquid.... All you see is Grey.

"princess twilight. I see in your eyes.
That recent times you begun to despise,
A creature just like you, could it be your double?
But I can tell just by looking, it has caused you much trouble "


She can see what happened? What kind of magic is she using? You need to learn how to do that.

Oh wait... What else has she seen?
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"your body is changing, causing you to attack.
Your friends, your family, even Big Mac.
The actions you're taking, they seem rather brash.
Keep acting like this, And soon you will crash."

Well crap, she's seen everything.
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She's seen what happened so she knows what's coming. Slowly light your horn and observe reaction...
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>>27738595
I had the same problem with zecora. This helps http://www.rhymezone.com/
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>>27738595
Ask her if she wants the rubdown. That way we wont be brash.
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>>27739424
Seconding it. Say you believe it is not bad, for a first step, to at least not be brash.
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Yeah ask if she wants a rub
For scientific reasons of course
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So... She knows now huh?

You sigh to yourself and Conjure up another magic hand. And hover it toward Zecora.

She backs up slowly toward a shelf, and takes a bottle from it. And holds it toward you.

"magic within you, change the way you think.
I can help you, all you need is drink"

She holds the bottle in front of her.

Roll for perception

You roll a 2

You have no idea what is in that. Can you trust her? She hasn't done anything bad to you before. But.... With everything happening. You can be sure. You need to subdue her and ask her.

And you know the perfect way how.
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>>27743041
Do it.
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>>27743041
No other way...
We can't trust her she still is a zigger

Can't risk to wakeup in her rale dungeon
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>>27743041
We will break the bottle this way. Just ask her what this is and how it works. Probably just some magic-dampening potion. But we can't afford to lose our magic.
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>>27744254
>zigger bound to tell you the truth

Dude she's basically a nigger
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>>27744456
>Zecora would ever lie
Dude, stop the memes and watch the show
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>>27744718
>says i should stop the memes
>postes more memes him self

Yeah you hypocritical faggot
The day you stop gobbling dick im gonna rewatch the show again

Just for you newfag
The characters here are not show-like in any way except the appearance, in case you didn't realise

Fucking faggots everywhere.....
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No way. We need to convince and win over her, not subdue. This way we can get much more, not just steel all sweets from her house.

"Ofc you just happen to have some alicorn multi-curing potion standing right on that shelf, and it's definately not some kind of magical inhibitor or sleeping mixture. Im not drinking that."

"But neither I'm going to do anything to you against your will, don't worry, you may put that down. I just paniced because of the fact that you already know everything, but in that case you also know what happend right before I headed here. So... yeah... I've managed to pull myself together after all of that only now..."

"Can we still talk?"
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>>27744835
Not him, but hey all seem show-like except for Twilight, and that's because her brain's fucked right now.
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>>27744835
>you can't assume the characters are like in the show because it's completely different story!
>zecora is definitely a zigger thus should not be trusted
Not to mention the fact that we've already met her and she's exactly like in the show.
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>>27743041
I say we should ask about the bottle at least, shouldnt abandon our politeness just 'cause
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FUCK ME CELESTIA
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>>27745128
Ask about potion and how to get rid of the clone
Maybe she can even acces starswills memories with some bones?
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You're not sure what is in that bottle.

You ask her what is in it, and why does she want to give it to you so badly all of a sudden.

She does not answer, just holds the bottle out in front of her.

You're not taking that bottle without getting some answers.

Roll for intelligence

You roll 16

You shoot your hand forward at zecora, aiming for the belly.

She seems to be expecting that! She leaps out the way, bottle held in her mouth, she circles. Around to the other side of the room.

You shoot your hand back at her again this time you hit your target.

Roll for intelligence.

You roll 19

You get the hand right under her belly and squeeze. It's like a trigger! You her Zecora make a "muuurrrr" sound and her knees give out, you begin to rub and she rolls onto her back.

Roll for perception.

You roll 3

You got her now, she's on her back, legs spread wide bucking occasionally. Showing you everything. You look down. Oh. She is enjoying this... A little too much, on closer inspection. You look at her. The way she's acting, not to mention the.... "puffiness" of her genitals.

Well shit.... She's in estrus.
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>>27748004
As the princess of friendship we have no choice but to help our friend in need
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>>27749041
>A true true friend helps a friend in need a friend will be there to let them.....

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