>You will never ask your waifu to go to the grand galloping gala
>She will never say yes
>You will never see her in the most beautiful dress
>You will never tell her how beautiful she is and have her blush in response
>You will never dance with her
>You will never go out on a beautiful balcony after a long night of dancing and talk about your future together
>You will never kiss her under the stars
>You will never ask her to marry you and have her cry tears of joy as she says yes
>You will never have the most romantic wedding ever seen
>You will never live with her happily ever after and grow old together
>You will never be buried side by side once you die so you can both be together for all of eternity
>>27690381
>she will never fart on your face
>>27690381
and i think to myself
what a wonderful wooorld
>>27690398
>"Don't the stars look beautiful tonight, Fluttersh-"
>BBBBBBBRRAAAAAAAAPPPPFFRRRRRRTTPBBBBBBBBTTTTT
>pbbbbt
>'S-sorry, I guess all those spicy hayfries from the buffet d-didn't agree with my stomach..'
>>27690455
I bet Flutterfags like this.
>>27690455
God that's hot
>>27690455
Go on...
bump for farts
>>27690472
>>27690492
>>27690516
>Oh jesus
>Oh holy fuck, you thought gas on earth was bad
>Jesus shit, it smells like b.o. met vomit who fucked shit and took a bath in smegma
>"Hurrk-..I'm..bleh..I'm fine, Fluttershy."
>"Hey yall, ah found em!" AJ shouts
>The rest of the ponies make their way out to you on the balcony
>"Heh, looks like they had the right idea." Dash says with a smirk
>"You don't mind us joining the two of you, do you, Anon?"
>Oh thank god, maybe with them around, you won't be subjected to Flutterhy's chemical warfare
>"Not at all, girls, infact, I'd-"
>PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTBLLBTTT
>"Oh my word, darling, I'd been holding that for a TIME now." Rarity says with a satisfied expression
>No
>NO
>"WEEEEE PINKIE POOTER PARTY!!"
>BRRAAAAPBBBBTTFWEET!!
>The side of your head is blasted with a wave of hot gas and confetti
>The girls all gather round and enclose for a hug
>"BEST NIGHT EVER!"
>>27691036
Keep going faggot
>fart fetishits
kill you'reselfs
>>27691068
>The noxious gasses of their all sugar/hay diets are starting to get to you
>Your vision is beginning to blur and you're starting to feel lightheaded
>"H-hey, girls, I'm just gonna slip back in the party for a second.."
>You're staggering towards the fresh air of the gala when 2 enormous blurs appear in front of you
>"Calling it an early night, Sir Anonymous?"
>NO
>It's The Royal Butt Sisters
>No telling what sarin gas type fumes they're ready to unload
>"Calling it a night already, Anonymous?"
>"NEIGH, SISTER! HE MERELY NEEDS TO GET HISSECOND WIND."
>>27691094
>2016
>Not being turned on by glorious pony farts
i'm glad i opened this thread
