>"Hey Anon! My hymen rates higher than III+ ballistic plate armor!"
>>27683232Monster condom for my magnum dong.
>>27683232
I want to cum all over her face
This horse is shit, you are shit, please kill yourself
>>27683232
I want to collect my cum in a jar, pour it in a mold, wait for it to harden, and present her with her very own cum helmet
>>27683232
My dick is the dick that will pierce the hymens!
>>27683232
Sounds great, but what about the backdoor? I bet that's just as soft as can be.
Roleplaying is against the rules
>>27683232
horses have no hymen, your armor does not exist
>>27683359
>horses don't have a hymen
>>27683232
I'm sure I can break it. Did I ever tell you about that time I fucked a tank's armor?
>>27683232
I want to cum inside Gleaming Shield.
Gleaming is best shield
I liked you better when you were a dude
How am I supposed to give you a nice handjob now?
>>27683232
Don't worry got an 88 KwK and some PzGr 40 right here.
Then I guess I'll just need to shove a .338 Lapua in your pussy
I'd fuck both these qt3.14s at the same time.
>>27683450
That tail would probably feel like a makeup brush
I like it
>>27683232
Hey, I recognize that image :^)
>>27683607
I want to cum inside Shining as he cums inside Gleaming
>>27683652
>>27683631
oh god I love the idea that ponytails are so fluffy and soft
>>27683232
prove it
>>27683398
>"go ahead, my husband won't know~"http://imgur.com/sV5hXbq
>>27683972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL6txm1IsD0
Cute as fuckDraw my oc /)
>>27683988fuck off zimbabwe
>>27683988
That's a pretty nice doggo right there