Would you a R63 version of your waifu?
>>27676878
>inb4 Bubble Berry
I would have sex with any pony.
>>27676878
>>27676878
No, my waifu is a mare with mare parts.
>inb4 'you don't like dick? what're you, gay?'
>>27676901
Please upload this to derpibooru I want to see the replies.
>>27676900
anypony*
>>27676878
I get my waifu AND dick, what's not to love?
>>27676878
>>27676895
Every time we have this thread I always say some variation of hell fucking yes. And I'm not even that gay. But pic related is correctAnyone got that Pinkie greencap?
>>27676878
cuddle? yes. Butterscotch is a cute.
on a related note, what would his little sister look like?
>>27676985
the exact same, facial hair and all, just with a more rounded nose.
I would a King Metamorphosis.
I would so hard.
I would a Nightmale Moon
Not an Emberfag,but contributing
>>27677073
laaame, be more creative.
give her fluttershy length hair, only unkempt. have her passion be a stereotypical man's job, and she uses excuses about sexism to hide her laziness.
Sure.
>>27676985
I imagine like this
>>27677249
oh god, she's cute
>>27677283
>>27677249
R63 zephyr breeze probably doesn't shave her legs like Guy zephyr doesn't shave, and she probably smells awful.
>>27677293
>shave legs
>pony with fur
Tree Hugger didn't have hairy legs so why would she?
>>27677293
Unshorn fetlocks are the best
I missed r63 threads...
>>27677208
Oh god hes so fucking cute
>>27677352
Jargon pls.
>>27676878
You bet my ass I would.
>>27677579
literally who?
>>27677636
a ghost of the past.
>>27677654
ghosts are spooky
>>27677687
>oh shit
I think you mean"Great Scott!" :^)
>>27676967
>I'm not even that gay
>not even that gay
>even that gay
>that gay
>gay
Still gay, fag
>>27677636
Literally Heinrich.
>>27677831
There is nothing wrong with liking big, hard, juicy stallion/mare cock.
>>27677306
I'm not caring that fuck-shit.
>>27677831
Doesn't matter, waifu is waifu whether she is she or she is he.
>>27677840
>mare cock
Take your shit fetish and go
>>27678030
>Marecock
>Shit fetish
>Not wanting to fuck your waifu's tight ponut as she shoots jets of semen onto the ceiling
The only one with a shit fetish is (You).
>>27676878
>Twifags
>https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/11/30/1034151/large.png
>>27676878
obviously
>>27676878
No. I'm not a degenerate.
>>27676878
I couldn't. I just don't like penis.
>>27676878
My waifu is still my waifu no matter how she looks.
I would happily let my waifu ravage my asshole.
>>27676967
I got you Anon.
>>27679338
I wonder if she'd have so many without becoming an alicorn. I feel like that was a catalyst for a lot of futa with her.
If you wouldnt a r63 of your waifu you dont deserve them.
>>27679338
Well no shit twifags are enormous faggots.
>>27676918
Holy shit, someone actually saved that!? Wow, I feel like I made a contribution.
>>27676878
It's still the pony I love, just literally the opposite gender.
Guess I'm kinda gay now.
>>27676878
>you will never ask Dusk to pick up a bit on the the street and then profusely rape his butthole
>>27676878
Yes
>>27676878
There's a hot ass comic about Daring Do R63 in which he gets gang banged by 3 ponies.
I WOULD suck his dick.
Just look at it! https://derpiboo.ru/98249
So tempting
>>27679346
Debunked
based zephyr breeze
You bet i would.
>>27682175
The fuck would his name be?
>>27682068
...I do voice over. Maybe I can do lewd recording of Dusk if ya want.
>>27682136
yo that r63 Ahuizotl is pretty cool too
>>27682181
Tristan. At least that's his tag on derpibooru
>>27682244
>lewd vocaroo
>of dusk
>>27682244
P....please do~
>>27682244
>>27682287
>>27682458
Here it is. I need to repair my headphones, so I'm not exactly sure how it sounds in depth, but I think it'll be somewhat listenable.
Criticism is welcome.
>>27682563
It's sort of lacking...
>>27682571
...what's it need more of?
>>27682575
Well, audio would be a good start.
>>27682571
>>27682575
>>27682603
...oh.This is while I'll never make it in the industry
Here's the vocaroo. Sorry for my incompetence.
>>27682640
I like you. You're a funny guy.
>>27682640
...where is that vocaroo?
>>27682649
>>27682705
I'm sorry.
Here it is.
>>27682727
Ok, for real this time:http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WUaXjJz2S4
>>27682743
Whew...Finally got it right that time.
Gonna kill myself for failing to post a fucking vocaroo later.
>Not wanting to suck your wiafu's big fat, throbbing, precum leaking like a faucet, horsecock.
What are you, gay or something?
>>27682743
It was worth the wait.more?
>>27682743
Dang son. Y-ya think you got some more in you?
>>27682743
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WUaXjJz2S4
n-nice.
>>27682779
>>27682780
>>27682792
Ok, here's one more. Can't exactly make much gay horse sex vocaroos when people are present, so this is farewell for now. I'll be back later.
Here's one more till then. It has Blitz and Dusk:http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qw7zvDKK5d
>>27682862
My cock is so hard right now.
>>27682862
Sweet jesus I'm gay now
It's splendid.
>>27682862
I came
>>27682862
God this is hot.D'you think you can do Applebrandy next?
>>27682862
Thas sum gewd shit right there
>>27682906
When I can, I guess. I have company present now.
I can give you a sample on what it'd sound like though.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06MwO5nRD3s
>>27682906
I bet Apple Jack would let you bathe with him to save water and time. Even scrub each other's back. Then a jealous Blitz would come in and try to squeeze into the tub between the two of you. Blitz would sit in front of you and wouldn't mind your junk rubbing against the fur on his lower back.
>>27682862
You sound familiar. What else have you done?
>>27683004
Your mother.
>>27683004
I've done too many vocaroos on this board, but this one is my most infamous:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1il3TzEPlHu
>>27682961
You're givin' some good ideas, partner. Maybe I'll do this when I can record again.
>>27682940
sounds good to me
>>27683021
AROUSED
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>>27676878
Would, very very much.
>"Blitz, why are yah still teasing Anon?"
>"U-uh, What do you mean, AJ?"
>"Ah just saw you get a might close to his crotch with yer butt. Doesn't Anon know you were just messin' with him?"
>"Well...No not exactly. Look, I gotta let him down gently okay? I don't wanna hurt my best friend over a joke."
>"It's been 3 months, Blitz."
>"Okay! So what? So what if I kind of like the way he makes me feel when he stares at me like that. It makes me feel big. It makes me feel good about myself, who cares?"
>"Wow, that's kinda strange Blitz."
>"Well! I think you're just jealous that he's looking at me instead of you. Nobody hardly ever looks at you. Especially not the way Anon looks at me."
>"W-What!? I don't care if Anon looks at me or not. I'm not gay!"
>"Well neither am I!"
>"Then it's settled. Neither of us are gay for Anon."
>"..."
>"..."
>"...wanna go see what Anon's doing?"
>"Sure..."
>"Hey Anon! Wait up bro!"
>"Yeah Non! Wait fer me, Sugarcube!"
Supposing your pony waifu really was magically and irreversibly genderswapped. Would you still want to be intimate with them? How far would you be willing to take it? Would it matter if they were getting frustrated and pent up?
>>27683602
I'd still fuck them. But I'd have to be the only one doing the penetrating.
>>27683667
Yeah, probably this. Also she/he would still have to look and sound somewhat feminine.
>>27683697
They don't have to sound feminine. The deep voice would add to the kink. But I will not be taking the horsecock. The best I could do for them in that way is jerk them off. I'd probably have them lick their own cum off my fingers.
>>27683716
I would maybe blow him, but that's a very big maybe.
>>27683734
I couldn't do that.
>>27683745
I never sucked cock, but well... He's my waifu, so he/she probably sucked mine before.
I would at least try once, I think.
>>27683602
Absolutely.
I'm that smitten over my dear waifu, I guess. I'd do what she'd want me to do in a heart beat. If being in love with her means I have to suck their dick and accept them for being a male, I'll do it. They're still the pony I love, it's not their gender I fell in love with.
>>27683602
I honestly don't see the downside.
I would so much! He's sexy as fuck...
>>27682862
YOU'LL BE BACK, RIGHT?
RIGHT!?
If you didn't want to get directly lewd with your waifu in his changed form, you could learn to help hi release some tension through massaging them. You could keep such activities nohomo if you really wanted too.
You could even start him off with massages if at first he was unsure and awkward about the changes and doing stuff with you. Start simple and get more sensual until a time when he's comfortable jerking off while enjoying you just massaging his body. Then go from there.
>>27683822
good/10
>>27683697
They would probably be as feminine now as they were masculine before.
>Mull Berry
I don't know. Thestone-faced schtick is cute on a grill, but not so much on a dude.
>>27684107
Uh I beg to differ. I would totally fuck a stone faced stallion while he moaned in a monotone voice.
>>27677596
I google this, but didn't find it, sauce?
>>27683021
What the fuck was that oh my god that was like Morgan Freeman gentle whispering common 4chan shitposts into my ear
>>27684092
>anon... rub my back again, huh?
>yeah... that's it. lower though, lower.
>uh... good. that's good. a little lower. yeah. awesome.
>blitz? blitz are you-
>hey, ahhh, just shut it and keep going.
Eh. Elusive's 99.9% bottom bitch. I'd imagine only differences between fucking him and Rarara are lack of horse pussy and a biiiit more masculine voice.
>>27684522
>Not jerking him off as you rail him
>Not wanting to hear him moan like a slut
>Not wanting to feel him clamp around your cock as he orgasms
>Not embracing the gayness
You have much to learn, my son. True enlightenment is right around the corner.
>>27684606
I want all rule 63 mane 6 to gather around my dick and balls and lavish it with their tongues while each of them jerks the other pony off next to them until they cum on their own stomachs. I want them to finally press their faces together as a squirt a massive load all over their faces. Then I want them each to grab a partner and lick my load off of each other's faces and then make out with each other. Their tongues intermingling with my load.
Then I want us all to take a bath together. Basking in the warm water. We would sensually dry each other off and finally all cuddle together on a big bed.
>>27684606
Oh, I want all that, don't you not consider me a horsefucker in worse possible form. I merely did comparison.
He probably has a masochistic kink or two, so Imma edge him. Given opportunity, of course. Might also suck him off if he begs enough, and riding the horsedick is a dumb idea I shall never try, even with a waifu--err, husbando like him.
>>27684606
Oh, I want all that, don't you not consider me a horsefucker in worse possible form. I merely did comparison.
He probably has a masochistic kink or two, so Imma edge him. Given opportunity, of course. Might also suck him off, but no sticking it up my ass, that is an idea too dumb. Just wrong sizes. I doubt he is small enough for it to fit without some serious asshole training.
>>27684689
>>27684672
What the fuck. I fail captcha yet it posts anyway?
>>27676878
Depends, would you a rule 63 of your husbandos?
I'm guessing no.
Is there a R63 of GlimGlam?
>>27684715
I'd fug all of the Rule63'd stallions.
I just prefer horsecock.
>>27684729
Tried googling, found only this.
I'd assume there is some somewhere deeper than first fifty pics Google shows, but meh.
>>27684785
I keep trying to stick my dick in it but something is stopping me
>>27682862
>>27684785
Isn't his name "Stellar Gleam" ?
>>27682181
Dicksie/Dixie
>>27676878
>>27684715
totally.
>>27676878
If it was her female self with a dick and balls, yes.
>>27684715
>implying
>>27684949
Male or female, this pony is ridiculously fuckable
>>27676878
Any of the R63 Mane 6, really. I'd jerk them off, suck their dicks, even take the horsecock if I could. Maybe even more than one of them at a time.
>>27676878
>Literally being a faggot
fucking kek!
You bet I would.
>>27685039
>I love it when women are cunts for no reason
>I love that they are within their legal right to rape a man and then sue them for child support
>I love that they can hit a man however much they want, but when men fight back in self-defense, it's horrible and bad and they are terrible people
With genetic engineering on the rise, women have officially become a meme. Men are superior relationship partners in literally every single way.
>>27685157
If you want to find a monogamous homo partner though, youre fucked
>>27685157
go bitch on tumblr, why don't you?
>>27685157
Not him, but having a male as a partner means that eventually he'll want to penetrate me with his dick. I don't like that so I'm just going to have to stick with women.
>>27685194
I'm literally dating someone like that right now. We are mutually monogamous and happy together.
I would tell you that maybe you aren't looking in the right places, but I found him onPonychanin 2011 so I guess I'm just astronomically lucky.
I mean, we started off as friends, and over like 6 months it just grew into a relationship.
>>27685232
You do know there are strict bottoms and strict tops, right?
That exists. That is a thing,
>>27684160
https://derpibooru.org/1094460
>>27685251
Explain. Won't they eventually get tired of it and want to switch?
>>27685251
could be the red headed stepchild of the sexualities and be bisexual
>>27685271
Some people just like the feeling so much they want to feel that and only that during sex for the rest of their lives. I am one of these people, and I'd like to think that there are a lot more like me out there.
>>27685303
That works too.
>>27685311
Which are you? Strictly top or strictly bottom?
>>27685303
Hey man, don't be hatin just because we have the ability to be pleased with whatever we find down someone's pants
>>27685339
>whatever we find down someone's pants
What if it's another person?
>>27676985
>you'll never help a naive butterscotch put on his cocksock
it's what bros do.
>>27685347
Then things get really interesting
>>27685339
the only people who are bisexual are the edgy tryhard kids in middle school, but that's gonna be replaced by them being 'trans-whatever'
>>27685371
So you're saying I have to choose between one or the other
Fuck me, how am I supposed such a final decision like that? Do I flip a coin?
>>27685333
Bottom.
I know prostate orgasms can vaey from person to person, but I just love it for some reason.
I literally end up a quivering mess after having one.
>>27685440
vary*
I can't type. This is customary with my innate faggotry.
>>27685401
seeing what site you're on, i doubt you don't have to worry much about being fucked so you don't have to worry
>>27685440
Now I want a story about Blitz discovering getting cummed inside by another male feels better for him than fucking a mare ever could. Essentially turning him from a straight top to a gay bottom.
>>27685339
>literally gay
At least you admit it.
>>27685473
Lucky for you such a story already exists and its well written too
>>27685476
>literally gay
I don't think you understand what that means
>>27685487
L I N K N O W
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>>27685488
It's okay, we still accept you. Kind of. Just no hugs.
>>27685487
You're talking about that blitz and dusk story from fimfiction aren't you?
>>27685501
Yes Ive blown many a loads to that one
>>27685499
Alright, we'll just pretend that what you said actually made sense and call it a night.
>>27682743
>T-Thanks Anon
NO, I SHOULDN'T FEEL THIS WEIRD ABOUT THIS.
AAAAAAAAAAA
>>27685514
I wouldn't mind someone doing a similar story though. You can never have too many stories with the same idea.
>>27682862
Holy balls please do the sound of a blowjob
>>27685501
>>27685514
>>27685487
Oh, the cum inflation one?
Fuck.
I thought there was another one that wasn't fetish-heavy.
>>27685515
Oh, now, don't give up so easily. Calling it quits and hiding isn't what you should do! Didn't you know that confronting things you don't enjoy could possibly lead to good outcomes?
>>27685546
>the cum inflation one?
uh, no?
>>27684715
I'm guessing yes.
>>27685529
Right you are. I personally would love one involving Soarin but I'll take what i can get
>>27685521
>>27685536
I would, honest, but I'm not able to right now. Tomorrow if the threads still up, maybe?
>>27685552
Then do you have the name of the story/link? I want to read it.
>>27685562
That would be good too. A ladies' man becoming a man's lady? It would be great.
>>27685574
"To Be His Mare" I think.
>>27685580
fund it
>>27685561
I believe i may have a new favourite incarnation of chaos here
>>27685605
I did read that. That was the cum inflation one.
>>27685563
YES
PLEASE
Now if we had a Ponka R63 voice actor...
>>27685653
Yikes, I don't remember that part. Must have skipped over those parts since it's not my thing.
>You will never be at twilight's with your waifu.
>Twilight will never fuck something up, changing his/her gender.
>He/she will never look you in the eyes and ask if you still love them.
>You will never embrace him/her in your arms and say yes.
>>27685659
Maybe something like this:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JQp4ehQbI5Don't ask why I made this
>>27685615
Eris is perfection, anon. Perfection.
>>27685689
You sound like Dr. Shaym.
Which is not a bad thing.
>>27685699
BUT WHERE'S HER DICK
>>27685689
>>27685710
You don't even know my real voice, though.
And no, I don't sound like Dr. Shaym, but he seems chill
>>27685725
I'd liek to thank the academy
>>27685732
You sounded a lot like him with that Solid Snake voice.
I might be crazy.
>>27685716
she keeps it on her trophy shelf
>>27685739
to use in the bedroom
>>27685716
Behind your ear. Ta-da.
>>27685750
nah it's between a group photo of the mane 6 that she's doodled on and her Wyoming bowling league's third annual bowl-a-thon participation trophy. when she doesn't leave it in Fluttershy's teapot
>>27685824
But she still uses it in the bedroom. She just keeps it on the mantle as conversation piece when not in use.
>>27685830
>>27685824
>>27685750
>Eris using her own penis as a dildo
For fucks sake why is this hot?
>>27685841
>jots down "Eris uses own penis as dildo" as one-shot idea
I think I'll call it "My Penis, it's Detacable".
good bubble boerry art pls
>>27685689
That was so random that I loved it
How you do it?
>>27684414
>>27676878
I daydream about taking Prince Artemis' horse cock up my ass
Probably not my nigga
>>27682175
>feminine face shape
Even when gender swapped, Trixie is a transexual.
>>27685227
>going to tumblr to bitch about women
Are you new to the entire internet?
>>27685476
What thread do you even think you're in right now?
>>27686849
/hhh/ trying to use another name?
>>27686866
wew, maybe if you have a husbando you could talk of your r63 husbando
So this isnt hhh
>>27684092
Imagine buttering up your rule 63'd waifu with a nice massage. It would be sweet feeling the tension slowly leaving his body as you explore it by touch, feeling out the differences between his new form and the body he had as a mare.
>>27686873
Okay, so it is. Gotcha.
>>27685688
>tfw
>>27685473
this
>>27686866
>implying
>>27687894
r63 Mac is best pone
>>27682743
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WUaXjJz2S4
w-wuten? that you?
>>27687391
I'd suck his dick. What a hot stallion.
>>27683602
I'd do anything that I would expect in return.
You want anal? You better be ready to recieve too.
>>27684851
>Dixie
I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON
>>27683388
Just wanted to try. sorry for the background noise. Recorded with my phone in a noisy office room inside an industrial plant.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p9Y64wcjhG
>>27676878
Most definitely.
>>27691387
Wow, he's surprisingly hot as a stallion.
>>27691025
Top unf
>>27691025
MOAR
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I want to squeeze Bubble Berry's thick horsecock while fingering his tight ponut. I want to feel both throb and twitch as he pumps out rope after rope of thick cum.
>>27692533
I want to tease Bubble Berry, slowly stroking his meaty horsecock up and down while fondling his heavy, orange sized balls while he leans against me for support, keeping him on the brink of orgasm for so long until he's a slobbering, gibbering mess.
I want to make him BEG for it.
>>27692778
Hot
>>27676878
I would with any pone, gender notwithstanding
>R63 Braeburn scene
>mares start splooshing
>>27684987
gtfo futafag
>>27683388
>>27691025
I need a story about Blitz and Jack competing for Anon's attention.
>>27693473
And then they eventually fall in love with each other too.
>>27677303
Zephyr also shouldn't have had 5 o'clock shadow, but he did. I'm sure we could make hairy legs work.
>>27694046
And then a threesome.
>>27694321
I like where this is going.
>>27694356
Straight into a ponut. In and out.
>>27694424
Pls stop ;_;
My writefag senses are tingling and my boner is angry about it
>>27676878That's implying i'm not already
>>27682862
Damn, how does an R63 pone get a designated voice like that?
>>27694643
Do it friend
>>27694643
You know what you need to do.
>>27694643
Please do it.
I'm not gay but I'm definitely a faggot for these ponies
>>27684414
What makes r63'd Rainbow so unf?
>>27694643
Do it.
For all of our boners.
>>27694146
>Starswirl the Legbearded
>>27677303
you're right, let's fix that
I wanna fuck Elusive.
>>27696664
>>27696147
Had a "fujoshi" girlfriend for over 2 years
Yeah this shit is pretty fucking accurate
>>27676901
Is there any rule 63 Zecora?
>>27696950
horse fact: zebras have the smallest dicks of all equines
>>27696950
Of course!
>>27697009
>>27697083
kek
>>27682862
Pls come back I need more based lewd vocs
>>27696974
But the biggest loads.
>>27697269
>tfw my nalgene is full of water and not zebra jizz
>>27694643
Write it you tease
>>27695876
Woo she needs to clean those fetlocks. Looks at all that grime!
I would a r63 version of a guy anon.
>>27676878
>Male Maud
That would just be an autistic guy. I don't think I'm into that.
I guess as a husbando I'd prefer Twi or Flutter
>>27697740
Maud is just emotionless. Sure it may happen to be one of the symptoms of autism but it doesn't mean she is autistic.
>>27697792
Yeah, but something about an emotionless guy just seems so much less attractive
If I am also r63'd then, yes.
otherwise, nah.