>Tfw friend shows me pony porn
>friend: "Hey anon there a bunch of disgusting people who mastubate to ponies!"
>shows me picture of pony porn on computer
>friend: "These creatures are known as bronies! Did you know that?"
>Me: "N-no. T-they are pretty weird. Heh.... heh."
Why are normies so fucking obnoxious. Just let us fap in piece.
>>27676507
Plebs will be plebs
Accuse them of being a brony clop nigger since they actively sought it out. Perfect cover, they initiated the discussion, and you will never be called into question.
>>27676507
on today's episode of shit that didn't happen.
>>27676507
F@m, he's probably figured out that you're into pony porn and is fucking with you. That or he's secretly into pony porn and was seeking validation so that he didn't have to feel bad about it.
Source: I'm a normie and am friends with normies.
>>27676507
Docks make me fucking diamond
>>27676542
>or he's secretly into pony porn and was seeking validation so that he didn't have to feel bad about it.
i thought that was obvious. No one would save or look up such pictures and then show it to a friend just to laugh at someone elses weird fantasies.
I don't save diaper porn either and then show it to my brother just to say "look what some freaks masturbate to"
>>27676575
Well I'm operating off of the assumption that OP is literally autistic anon. He clearly didn't pick up on that based on his post.
>>27676575
He didn't save it anon. He showed it to me after we were discussing about Zoopotia. It went to Hopps porn and then brony porn and then googling those porn. I had to remain cool because I masturbate to all of those. He was making those disgusted look and I was trying to do the same.
>>27676598
God dammit anon nobody purposefully does that. He doth protest too much, to quote the bard. There is not one person on this earth who purposefully googles porn they have no interest in fapping to.
>>27676635
No. Normies do that.They find something weird after 5 years to 10 years it's been on the internet.
>>27676916
Dunno breh. Having extensive experience with normies, i feel like your pal probably has latent attraction to Judy Hopps and pony ass and was seeking validation.
>>27676507
you have shitty friends. i watched la blue girl with my friend when i was in high school.
>>27676983
Did you guys jerk each other off as well, faggot?
>>27676507
>tfw my friends are a bunch of soulless monsters like me
It's great when you don't have to hold back any "embarrassing" secrets. They know I watch MLP, one of them watches anime, we all joke and parody cheesy hentai dialogues and share hoihoi pictures and all the liveleak/efukt videos and shit and just have a good laugh.
>>27676507
no results. sauce?
>>27678145
search "ts, spike, comic, explicit" on db, there seems to be several pages
>>27676507
He was trying to get you to jerk off with him
>>27678145
https://derpibooru.org/tags/comic-colon-to+my+number+1+assistant
There you go lad
Postin relevant green.
>last year of high school
>kid I am paired up with straight up says to me "You look like you browse the WEIRD parts of the internet."
>I don't know how to react and ask what he means
>He just starts asking me what reddit boards I go to, listing off ones he knows
>tell him I don't use reddit
>"What? But everyone uses reddit! What do you do all day?"
>Finally get fed up with this faggot and tell him to fuck off
>Apparently he thinks cursing is cool and only tortures me more
>class ends, but every class with him he tries to talk to me
>"Hey, do you know what rule 34 is? I don't really know, [nerd kid #4] told me about it, but apparently it is like porn, of everything."
>Make a bad move and tell him that there is nothing wrong with porn on the internet, porn is normal, etc.
>Having the maturity of a 7 year old he immediately associates me with this strange "rule 34" thing
>next class he has done research on rule 34 and asks be about "a rule 34 called clop."
>mfw I masturbate solely to pony porn
>mfw I have hidden my power level since the beginning and only my closest friend knows I like MLP, and not even he knows about the 80 gigs of horse porn
>mfw I have been associated with my biggest secret not by an accidental lewd but by cosmic coincidence
Luckily his retardation saved me and he didn't notice I got super nervous whenever he brought up clop but jesus. Normalfags can be just as cringy as the weirdos they look down upon.
>>27678277
just how autistic, edgy, and underage are you, holy fuck
>>27676575
>>27676635
People used to do this with furfags all the time in the 2000s. It still happens more broadly with rule 34 in general. Believe it or not, people do in fact share the weird shit they find on the internet, because by their standards, it is weird.
It's like when you find some bizarre fetish that defies all logic, like floor tiles or some shit, and you just have to share it with your friends for a laugh. To normalfags, cartoon pony porn is as weird as a floor tile fetish.
>>27676507
>let us fap in piece
>fap in piece
>piece
whatever ur into, OP
>>27678257
>No image found
Gee thanks.
>>27678145faptrap.org/2016/06/17/my-number-1-assistant-sodiav/
>>27678523
>No image found
Well no shit, if you aren't logged in you aren't going to see explicit images on Derpi.
>>27678523
>no image found
did your mom turn on the 18+ filter or are you so retarded and new you cannot operate derpibooru
>>27676507
I don't understand. What are you, a fucking underage?
Why won't you just stand up for yourself and say something like
>"Yeah, I know that, I do that too."
If your friend freak out about something like this he's not your friend at all.
In any case you can just tell him to fuck off.
>>27676507
my reactions are very much of the same variety
either silence with little to no reaction or a "bronies are freaks" of the sort.
These horses are cute and I can't stop liking them but I'm not going to look like a faggot to my friends and family.
>>27676507
Your autismo is showing, he was seeking approval, just like all normies do, according to /r9k/ list, a beta person always looks for approval of someone
>>27678579
>If your friend freak out about something like this he's not your friend at all.
And then they cry about being alone and think their mental illness is something to be proud of
>>27678579
Sometimes it's better to not admit you fap to porn of a children's cartoon so they won't get some weird assumptions. The same like it's sometimes better to not call out your friend for linking you 10 years old 9gag memes because he thinks they're the hottest shit on the internet right now. Saves you time, stress and possibly saves your face in front of your social group.
Though no doubt he handled it like an autist.
>>27678663
>The same like it's sometimes better to not call out your friend for linking you 10 years old 9gag memes because he thinks they're the hottest shit on the internet right now.
It is your DUTY to tell them that shit.
Nerd pride!
>>27678632>>27678663
>And then they cry about being alone and think their mental illness is something to be proud of
Fun thing is that I'm kinda normie.
>Sometimes it's better to not admit you fap to porn of a children's cartoon so they won't get some weird assumptions
Everyone have their skeletons in a closet, especially when in comes to porn and sexual fetishes.
Of course, you shouldn't tell that to random strangers. But when your friend is basically calling you out on this i think it's fine tob urself.
Assuming, of course, that he's your friend. Not just some guy you know nothing about and you hang only because you like to drink and play vidya together on weekends.
>better to not call out your friend for linking you 10 years old 9gag memes because he thinks they're the hottest shit on the internet right now
Don't be a hypocrite.
If he's not shoving these rotten memes in your face it's perfectly fine. And if he do, you can just ask him not to bother you with shitty memes.
>>27678447
And then, as with this now, it was because they were secretly interested with experimenting with it.
Source: Again, I am a normie. I fapped to pony porn and looked up info about the show (but never watched it) for years while underage, but pretended to hate the show and its fans at every opportunity.
>>27676507
>friend
Fuck off normie
>>27677005
nah, we each went to a different bathroom.
>>27679809
The situation you're describing is different though. In those threads the fetishist just showed up and announced their perversion, causing the other posters to react to it. In the OP scenario his friend just kind of went: "h-h-hah l-look at what these wierd fucks fap to! That's totally g-gross r-r-r-right?"
>>27679858
You really don't think anyone in that thread linked it to their friends? When this shit has already been reposted and shared and liked on countless other sites, as Googling "floor tile fetish" will show?
I mean, I would've been all over that. Would've sent it to a friend on Steam or something, and told him, "Explain this shit."
>>27676507
>normies
Don't redditors call them normo's now.
>>27676530
While on the topic of episodes, why is there no sticky? No episode today?
>>27679884
We're in the summer hiatus. No new episodes until September, probably.
>>27679884
>he doesn't know
My friend, we are in midseason hiatus. It will probably last a few months.
>>27679894
>>27679899
>>27679894
>No MLP til September
>No No Man's Sky til August
boring summer
>>27676507
Normies are the scum of the earth
>My daughter is now interested in ponies, man. I went to buy a toy for her and there was this lonely guy in the girl section picking a toy!
>Those bronies are horrible!
>>27678523
G-guys. Stop making fun of me. I forgot.
>>27680231
I don't think you're greentexting properly.
