'I made your bed for you Anon, what do you want me to clean next silly?'
>>27662730
MAKE ME HAPPY.
>>27662730
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
>"Lovely job, Pinkie. You really put a lot of care and effort in making your Master happy."
"Aaawww-"
>Anon just smiles and waits it out
>"-wwww~"
>Pinkie is practically tear-eyed from the heartfelt praise
>Anon's green features harden and he speaks like a chronically pissed off drill sergeant
>"NOW FOR YOUR NEEEXXT AH-SSIGNMENT, PRIVATE PIE:"
>Sargeant Shiteater pauses for dramatic effect
>Pinkie is now standing erect and on the verge of tears from the quick shift in treatment
>Anon /almost/ smirks as he looks dead-eye at the little fearful pony
>Anon's face instantly softens, as does his voice
>"We will go to the zoo together."
>Pinkie squees and jumps up to hug Anon tightly around his waist and nuzzle
"Oh! Thankyou thankyou thankyou!"
>faggot white knight Anon grins toothily. He'd hug the poner back but his arms were in Pinkie's vice-like hooves
>Anon did not care that his circulation was being cut off from his limbs
>Anon only cared that Pinkie will always be his loving little Pet, even though the roles are softened to make it very easy on his little treasure
>finally freeing his arms, Anon hugs Pinkie Pie and eases her down
>"Now go along and change into that new dress Master bought you and we will go see the animals."
>Pinkie practically prods Anon in the stomach to nuzzle affectionately one last time
"You are the best Master a pony could ask for. I love you."
>bitchfeels.exe
>Anon softly holds Pinkie and pats her back
>Anon's throat hitches as he tries to remain some resembelance of cool
>"I love you too, my pet. You are a good girl."
>...
>Pinkie wiggles a little and you let her go
>Anon watches her pull a 180 and head up the stairs to her- /their/ room to change
>Anon reflects on how lucky he is as he waits to walk Pinkie to the zootfw you are that white knight faggot
>>27662928
you hang out in the slave pony thread, dont you?
>>27662928
damn cute/10
>>27662730
My dick
>>27662730
>"I also took those dolls on your shelves out of their packages!"
>'What?'
>"Mhhmm! How else are you supposed to play with them, silly?"
>yfw
>>27664460
>leaving your toys in the package
>>27662730
My anus. I just took a shot and there is no toilet paper.
>>27664475
>he unpackages collective figures
>>27664608
>I just took a shot and there is no toilet paper
Must have hurt
>>27662730
My dick
>>27664651
>He collects toys
>>27664608
>I just took a shot and there is no toilet paper.why don't you keep spare toilet paper near to the toilet?why didn't you make sure you needed more toilet paper before your last run to the store?why are you drinking whilst on the can dude?
>>27666352
you don't take shots via the anus?
What are some kinda pussy?
I bet you don't shot fireworks from your ass either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm0pz_lBcH0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imnhEC_skpU
This is why you're a virgin anon.
>>27666414
That's a good way to die from alcohol poisoning.
