You will give Trixie exactly what she wants or she will begin knocking over your stuff.
>>27651048
Sorry, Trixie
That pony just took the last package of crackers
>>27651048
>you set the Trixie plushie in front of her
"Go ahead, do it."
>>27651048
OK! DON'T KNOCK OVER MY PC! THE WARRANTY JUST RAN OUT!
Here, have a cookie.
>>27651048
Ok have a fat walrus brony.
>>27651092
Good job, Sunny Buns
>>27651173
Holy fuckin' shit how fat is this nigga?
He's like 3 chairs wide!
>>27651048
*boop*
Bad Trixie
>>27651048
NO, TRIXIE. NO. BAD PONY.
>>27651048
>she
>>27651173
Holy shit it's like Mount Lard
>>27651197
WAS
>>27651048
>You decide to ignore Trixie
>She then proceeds to have a temper tantrum, making futile attempts to knock over your furniture
>>27651213
ASKING
I would love to give her anything she wants, but I'd rather see her meticulously go through all my belongings and put them on their side.
>Human, you will give Trixie what she desires most; less you be further inconvenienced.
>>27651350
This
Does what she want involve magic?
>>27651048
Here, have abell.
>>27651048
....
It seems my little Trixie is being bad.
Do you remember what happens to bad ponies Trixie?
>>27651048
As if I could deny sweet little Trick-Track her happiness.
>>27651568
>T-They get spankings...
>>27651630
Do you want to get spanked Trixie?
>>27651661
>Uh....um...no
>>27651672
Should've thought of that before, now bend over
>>27651568
>>27651626
>>27651630
>>27651661
>>27651672
I ain't trying to be a Scruffy here, but this is RP. Kindly fuck off please.
>>27651173
Is he full of freedoms?
>>27651689
>Ok..I'm sorry!
>>27651689
>bend over
She is a horse you dingus-dongus
>>27651706
Bend over his knee
>>27651702
*raises hand*
...
*boop*
>>27651732
*Winces Instinctively*
>Huhhhh! I'm so sorry Anon I'll never do that again!
>>27651568
>>27651630
>>27651661
>>27651672
>>27651689
>>27651702
>>27651732
>>27651748
>all this literally gay rp
More of that 'hands off' approach for the hiatus, huh janicucks?
>>27651702
>>27651732
>>27651748
Great, now the thread's going to get deleted.
>>27651766
rulefag
>>27651173
where is his rascal?
>>27651048
>You raise an eyebrow at Trixie, who is now staring at you with the rage of a thousand adorable Suns in her eyes
"Really?"
>"Yes really! Do not underestimate the Great and Powerful Trixie!
>You pretend to think for a moment, tapping your finger on your chin
"Hmm... Go ahead."
"Ha! Exactly what I thought. Now- Wait, what? You dare defy Trixie?"
"Yep."
>She scrunches up her nose in frustration, clearly not expecting this response.
>"W-Well, fine then! Prepare to have everything you own knocked over by Trixie!"
>She scans the room, searching for her first target, while you watch amusedly.
Should I continue? My writing probably isn't that good, I know.
>>27651173
personal gravity well rotated the pic
>>27651869
Oh, by all means, continue. This is actually pretty good.
>>27651869
Yes. Please have Trixie getting spanked.
>>27651869
Go on
>>27651869
>she goes around knocking things over one by one
>doesn't even notice you behind her standing them all upright again
>just when she thinks she's knocked over everything in your living room, she turns around to see everything in perfect order
>DEFCON SCRUNCH LEVEL 5
>>27652018
go on
>>27651869
>Trixie then walks to your living room chair, and turns around to look at you with an evil grin.
>"Aha! Prepare yourself Anon, for this is just the beginning!"
>You try to stifle laughter as Trixie then proceeds to headbutt the chair, pushing with all her might in an attempt to knock it over. She stops for a moment to take a breath, then goes back at it with full fury, closing her eyes and planting her hooves on the ground.
>Why isn't she just using magic?
"Do you... Do you need any help there, Trixie?"
>You hold your hand over your mouth, trying to hide your laughter
>Trixie snaps out of her blind fury for a moment
>"Huh? N-no! Trixie is perfectly capable of wreaking havoc upon your home! Trixie knows exactly what she's doing!"
>After a deep breath, she goes right back to pushing, grunting and baring her teeth in absolute rage.
"Right... And that's why you're not using magic?"
>She immediately stops, and pauses for a moment to think of what you said, before blushing and scrunching up her nose.
"T-Trixie meant to do that! She was just... warming up, is all!"
>>27651880
Thanks, I appreciate it :)
>>27651889
no
>>27651691
>being a rulefag
>ever
>>27652046
dis adorbs
>prompt threads being called roleplay
>actual roleplay being defended
It's okay, we're only pretending to be summer.
>>27652046
>She then proceeds to levitate the chair in the air, turn it on its side, and gently place it back down on the carpet.
>She giddily smiles as she relishes in her triumph, before clearing her throat, closing her eyes, and stubbornly raising her nose in the air.
>"Have you had enough yet, Anon? You can give up now, you know."
"Hmm... No."
>She is taken aback, and raises her volume.
>"No?! How dare you! Trixie will show you no quarter, Prepare yourself Anon!"
>Continuing her rampage of destruction, she lifts up a helpless picture frame on the wall next to you with her magic, and drops it lightly on the carpet.
>"Surrender, Anon! My power knows no bounds!"
>You smirk, watching her face get even redder.
"Nope."
>"Grrrah!" Trixie lets out an adorable roar, stomping her hooves on the ground repeatedly. You could almost swear you saw smoke coming from her ears.
>>27651238
FOR
>>27652315
THE
>>27652328
SCHWANZ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_IPXSzRpRg&list=PLdf6gu1ayqy-PkcAWKXrtE5ZX2iQT2-0v&index=27
>>27652242
>Continuing her whirlwind of destruction, she levitates a book off of your coffee table, and places it on the floor.
>She then takes the empty mug off your table, and sets it on its side on the carpet.
>2 minutes, and 12 miscellaneous objects in your living room later, she marches right up to you, trying to look as intimidating as possible even though you're twice her size.
>Somehow this rampage has clearly tired her out, because she's panting heavily.
>"A-Anon, I'm giving you one more chance. If you don't give up now, I will move on to the kitchen and spare nothing!"
>Damn, this pony is determined
"Alright, I give up."
>You shrug
>Trixies eyes widen in surprise, and she takes a triumphant pose.
>"A-ha! Just as I thought. No one can best the Great and Powerful Trixie!"
>Jesus Christ this pony
"What exactly did you want, anyways?"
>She snaps out of her glorious pose, clearing her throat.
>"Trixie... Demands... Um..."
"Yes?"
>Collecting her thoughts, she takes a deep breath.
>"Trixie demands to cuddle you... and Trixie will be the Big Spoon!"
>You swear you're going to get diabetes from this horse.
"Alright, fair enough. But won't it be a little difficult because of your size?"
>"Trixie does not care! She will... Figure something out!"
>And so, Trixie won yet another glorious battle, and eventually just snuggled up to Anon as the little spoon anyways.
>She fell asleep in your arms, and soon you too drifted to sleep.
Well, this is my first time writing, and that's honestly the best ending I could think of. R8, H8, masterb8, come to my house with a baseball bat8, etc. If any other writefags can do this better, please go ahead.
>>27651173
FIND YOUR PENIS! FIND YOUR PENIS FOR A DOLLAR!
>>27652546
This was sweet. You did a good job nonny.
>>27651691
Stop being a turbo nigger
>>27652546
Thank you for the story, Anon. For a first time thing it was pretty good and I really enjoyed it.
>>27652597
>>27652825
Glad you liked it, I'll think about writing more after this.
>>27652328
>>27652349
>Namefagging
>In a thread where you don't contribute
Take your faggotry to some other board.
>>27654659
>>27654659
>complaining about namefags
>in 2016
Of all of the things going on in the world, THIS is the thing you take a stand on?
You're better than this, Anon.
>>27654721
>IN DWENTY SIGSDEEN XDDDDDD
Namefagging is not a sexual identity, /mlp/ is not a first, second or third world to talk about politics. This is the /mlp/ board with /mlp/ board problems, no one is here to talk about the starving kids in Africa.
Fuck off.
>>27654721
Yeah fuck off newfag.
>"NO, PREEZ!! DON'T TIP OVER DA SHITTY BEEF!"
>>27654702 #
I've looked your shit up on the archive. You're samefagging in multiple threads, here's just a bit of proof. http://desustorage.org/mlp/search/filename/mcfucking-kill-yourself.jpg/
I find it hard to beleive that two different people would have the same picture with the same file name, AND follow each other to the same threads.
>>27655991
Stop giving it (you)'s and just filter it like everyone else does.
>>27651048
are ponies cats, are ponies dogs, are cats ponies, are ponies dogs, are dogs cats, or are cats dogs?
