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>>27435955
Threads archive: http://pastebin.com/iwyBswEf
Plane ponies are literally the most autistic thing I've ever seen on this site.
>>27646720
>not vore, preg, diapers, fat, bat, moth
>>27646720
Hang yourself from a tree, nigga
>>27645932
I want to fuck that plane sexually
Gonna be writing later today.
>>27646825
Noice
>>27646738
I said autistic, not degenerate.
I want to ride plone
Need ag to this thread, are helicopters allowed?
Newfag, are helicopters allowed?
>>27648796
>>27648814
Thanks, autocorrect
>>27648814
Yeah
We call them horseycopters sometimes
>>27648814
Sure
>>27648796
Always. Also, welcome aboard.
Ok, cool, just didn't want to be the center of one of those many reply gtfo caps
Anyway, someone wanted to see an Mi-24 drawn as a pony, and they wanted it specifically from you guys
>>27649104
Larger image
I know it's shit, but I think you get the idea
I swear, where did that Loach Pone pic that Jessy did go?
>>27649188
Wait, what? When did she do it?
>>27649125
kek
>>27649209
A couple treads back. Of course, I could bean idiot, and JH turns out to be a different artist with a similar style, but either way, it was pretty good.
>>27649288
Nope, I'm not Jessy and I don't remember drawing that one, my last two pics were F4U Corsair and Sea Vixen.
>>27649420
Ah, I see. Sorry about that.
Found it.
>>27649481
This is cute
Hey guys, I need to figure out what sign of the zodiac Sarah falls under. Any ideas?
Criminy, what a slow thread.
>>27651277
Plone is sleepy
>>27648881
Sauce on artist?
>>27653401
Jessy I think
Goodnight, /plone/
>>27649481
I feel like being a helipone would suck.
>>27653966
Why?
>>27655754
Your lift vector is attached to your fucking head. Glance left, go left, so you have extremely limited SA. I'd just assume it doesn't hurt to hold things in your hoofsies and put all the weight and torque through your neck.
>>27655879
Oh...
Maybe they have very strong necks?
Why do we love them so much?
>>27656681
Your pic pretty much answers the question.
>>27657519
Yes but booty is not everything
>>27658583
>booty is not everything
Blitz holds a Trump sign
>>27660084
I can now die a happy man.
>>27660084
Gonna make plone great again.
>>27660221
>>27660338
Thanks, Anons
MAGA
>Plone got da booty
>It was sculpted by master engineers to be the geometrically perfect booty
Goodnight, /plone/
Sleep tight and dream of aeronautical waifus
>>27661494
>>27662453
>>27662453
Comin fo dat ass
>>27662798
>>27662453
10/10
>King Nigger is in Orlando
>60 NM temporary feel restriction around him
>>27664151
>tfr
>>27664747
kek
>>27664151
But really, fuck that shooting.It greatly inconvenienced my training :^[
Commerciallly licensed booty
>>27662453
>>27662798
>>27665953
Butts you could motorboat
>>27666919
Thank, senpai
We keep watch over /plone/
>>27667307
Always.
>>27667616Don't leave us like Animal did
>>27667803
Never, even after my dying breath.
>>27668060
>>27668038
Even if plone is almost universally hated, there's still someone else who cares about our aeronautical waifus
Oh gosh, Jessy's planning to get back drawing pone this week
>>27669402
AW SHIT SON WE GETTIN THE... Uhhh...
Fuck it, I dunno what we gettin. I'm tired as shit. G'night, /plone/.
>>27669569
I hope we'll get some Skybreaker. She deserves more art.
>>27669402
Noice
Almost to solo
>>27671275
Nice, mang. Update us soon.
>>27671652
You got it!
nyoom
>>27672836
Pull up altitude warning
Drone got da booty
>>27674538
I love that modification though
>>27675648
We all do
I need a haircut.
>>27677402
Same
Oh my god dude funniest general ever
>You are plane
>Vroom vrooom
>Oh noes you are flying too fast,you ran out of FUEL
>You start crashing down but oh! superhero anon is there to save you
>He stops you mid air and refuels you withCum-lead free.and your engines start instantly
>You vrooom off to the skies.
>>27679653
>superhero Anon
Now there's a neat idea
Anyone up for drawing a MILF Messerschmitt Me 262?
>>27680514
She gotta have big crotchtitties
>>27680514
>>27680618
>>27682843
Have a photo of an experimental plane being developed by a local slav
But what if plone was car?
>>27685191
Rad.
>>27685631
bump
>plone is always tied down
Do you think she's into bondage or not?
>>27686648
That must be their favorite fetish for sure.
>>27688174
I hate this artist
>>27688317
Nobody gives a shit.
>>27688357
I'm sorry but his art is shit
>>27688317
Why?
>>27689024
He's a douchebag who makes average art and demands everyone kiss his ass for it
>>27689604
Damn plone is sleepy today
Stall alert
>>27689049
Oh.
Would your waifu watch your favorite action movie in the dark during a heavy storm with you? How would you convince her to stay with you through it?
My favorite action movie is pic related. She'd probably be really depressed by the dog's death, and be a bit spooked at some points, but I think I'd manage to get her to the end with some snuggles.
>>27691422
>>27691433
My favorite action movie isTop GunThe Running Man
>>27691083
*stick shaker intensifies*
>>27691473
Never saw that movie.
>>27691945
It's good
80's Schwarzenager movie
>>27692643
That's new... and hot.
>>27692892
glad you like it
/)^3^)(\
>>27692643
Damn
Saved
3am bump
Bad Page 9. Get out of here.
>Wake up
>See this looking back at you
Wat do?
>>27695638
Hug and kiss her before I wake up for real and realize that she's not real.
>>27695638
Jojo back at her.
IDZ HABBENING :DD
>>>/k/30341975
>>27696331
DEFCON 3
I swear, what's going on in the air right now? First some thread on /k/ about weird things some 4 engine Boeing was doing, now this? Meh, whatever.
>>27696472
Nukes falling, my friend
>>27696566
I swear, if North Korea launched anything, I'm swimming over there and kicking Kimmy's shrunken balls in.
>>27696783
I think it's more ISIS shit
>>27696999
ARE THE KEBABS FINALLY INVADING? IS THIS THE FINAL SHOWDOWN?! HOLY SHIT HERE COMES FUN!
>>27645932
This entire thread should go and stick thier dicks into active wind turbines
>>27697371
if it had a shape of a pony ass i bet somebody would do it just for the lulz
>>27697371
Nice opinion. Feel free to post it wherever you want.
>>27697393
I would.
Slow day.
>>27697614
Very slow, dude
>>27698374
I love plones
They are cuter than even pone
bumpu
>>27697359
Half breed scum
pre bed bump
Goodnight plone
Omelette du fromage HONHONHON.
>>27701764
The best French plone
>>27701764
keko
Which plonegot the best butt?
>>27703291
>>27703380
I dunno.
Maybe Airliner has the best butt...
>>27704844
Body 10/10
face 8/10
>>27704862
Roughly 9/10
Hey Not-Immortal, are you going to repost things all day or write anything new?
>>27705559
Fuck it, I guess I'll try writing today.
Two days ago was a 4 years anniversary of the plane ponies creation
https://cuckchan.org/mlp/thread/2684972/#2688374
>>27705608
Oh wait, it was actually yesterday.
>>27705608
The very first plone
That ever was drawn
Made everyone flip
And ask for the porn
The very first plone
That ever was made
Posted by Jessy
Who orphaned her art
>>27705608
A parent that abandons a child has no claim
>>27705693
That's kinda depressing. Though it's still encouraging to see that plone still lives through a good amount of anons. Even if Jessy abandoned plone.
>>27705693
>>27706140
C'mon, man, Jessy'll come back eventually. I may be a newfag, but from what I heard, marriage got in the way.
>>27706486
>marriage
>being a normie
>>27706486
Yeah, I don't think she's coming back. She came in like one time after Plone got bigger and that was it.
>>27707403
She'll be back man. I choose to believe.
>>27708085
Offer the cunt some money, she will show up
>>27708085
Have as much faith as you wish, but if she's got bigger outside things to do. Coming here, to what she created, is probably the lowest priority. And if she proves me wrong, I'll harass an old writer into coming back.
>1952, tensions between Equestria and the nearby Hoofviet bloc have never been higher
>After the development of superspells, the Hoofviet bloc became a dangerous foe to Celestia's kingdom
>They began to genetically engineer superpony soldiers
>At first, Celestia's forces were able to fend them off, but they came in greater and greater numbers, getting stronger with each wave
>Soon, Celestia herself couldn't stop the invasion
>She wasn't willing to experiment on her citizens, nor would she send them to their deaths
>Desperate measures needed to be taken to fight off these supersoldiers, dubbed the Crimson Riders
>That was where lead engineer Gear Grind came in
>She worked with General Ponytomics originally designing gyrocopters and various machinery but was hired on by the Royal Intelligence Agency to work on Genesis
>Genesis was supposed to be the solution to stopping the Hoofviet's Crimson Riders
>But they needed brains to make it work
>A robotic soldier that could be replicated endlessly
>Gear Grind stepped into the workshop
>Some older stallions, snatched up after the second world war worked alongside her
>Old, kooky Neighzis and their crazy Neighzi superscience
>Genesis was a rough program, making the robotic pony work was rougher
>So many issues were encountered that the program was almost scrapped
>That was until a breakthrough was made
>Using a powerful magical artifact, the body could be powered
>A block from the pyramid of Ra in the far west
>Originally believed to be what gave earth ponies the gift of magic, the pyramid of Ra was a structure that'd been standing for thousands of years
>The blocks were made from an unidentifiable material that emitted unlimited magical energy
>The perfect thing to power Genesis
>Genesis needed to fly, and fly fast
>Most bodily features were scrapped
>Genesis had a visor with a two ocular clusters of three eyes
>He had some pretty nasty spiderface going on with six eyes
>>27708618
>The pegasus wings were scrapped and replaced with aircraft wings you designed yourself
>For thrust, they attached two magic-fueled rocket engines
>Genesis' body would be made from a quarter-inch thick carbyne/graphene layered weave
>He was equipped with a magical conductor which would act as a horn on his head
>Genesis would also be carrying two magic-fed cannons
>It was the general concensus to rely as much on the magic power source as possible
>1953, February
>The Hoofviet bloc has stretched far into Celestia's territory, causing much destruction
>It appears the Crimson Riders can't get much more powerful
>They are the absolute peak of pony genetics
>They were easily distinguished by their bright red manes and matching cutie marks, the emblem of the Hoofviet bloc
>They were closing in on the research facilities
>Celestia says to power on Genesis
>Direct orders, but Genesis has never been turned on before
>Gear Grind stopped for a moment
>Wht if this thing was catastrophic?
>What if Genesis couldn't operate?
>His harddrive was the most advanced technology of the time
>She had about ten seconds before the Crimson Riders made it in
>Gear Grind pressed the master switch
>The block was allowed to enter into its chamber
>Genesis whirred to life as his carbyne/graphene panelling pulled shut, sealing him up
>The ocular clusters lit up and focused on Gear Grind
>The scruffy mare in coveralls looked back
>Genesis stepped off of his platform toward Gear Grind
>A beam of light launched in through the wall, the blast disintegrating one of the other scientists
>A crimson pony stepped through the hole and looked around
>He was a unicorn, having more than enough magic to take down Celestia, the princess teleported to safety
>Gear Grind hid below a desk
>The unicorn began frying everything in the room
>Month and months of research gone
>Gear watched as the red pony approached Genesis slowly and cautiously
>Genesis sat down and reached out for a hug
>>27708802
>Fuck
>Fuck fuck fuck
>The red pony stopped a few feet away
>"What are you, robot?"
>"Am I robot?" Genesis replied, his speech abilities were increasing the more he was heard
>"No, I ask you what you are."
>"No."
>"What you are!" the red pony was frustrated and unleashed a magic blast over Genesis
>Genesis stood still
>"No what is? Who am you?"
>"What? You want name?"
>"No.Yes."
>"I done with this bullshits." the crimson rider scoffed and tried again to disintegrate Genesis
>Genesis reached forward and grabbed the red pony, pressing him to the ground
>The two began fighting, but the servos on Genesis were designed to be able to exert several hundred tons of pressure
>Genesis pushed the crimson pony across the room, shoving his face into the master circuit board for the room
>The scent of fried pony was never so strong
>Gear cowered under her desk, wondering if Genesis would turn
>She waited for what felt like forever before Genesis crouched down by the desk
>"Hello. You am?" his vocabulary lookup needed some help
>He'd learn better english by having more conversations
"Gear Grind." she said quietly
>"What happens here?"
"What?"
>Genesis looked around and grabbed an instruction manual for the operation of a computer terminal
>He sped through the booklet quickly, analyzing the words and the context
>"Who was they?" he pointed to the fried pony he'd put through the wall
"I-I... They're a Crimson Rider. Very bad ponies."
>"Because they're attack?"
"Yes." She couldn't expect Genesis to understand the geopolitical war going on right now
>He wasn't even an hour old
>All he had was a half-baked communication ability, a simple AI, and combat programming
>Gear knew she needed to get out of here, preferably with Genesis
"Come with me." she said, getting up slowly
>All she needed to do was get him to Canterlot, without either of them dying
>"I follow. Where am we going?"
"Just follow."
>"Why?"
"Because I said to. Now can yo-"
>"What gaves she authority?"
Goodnight plone
I love you all
This is a public service announcement. Remember, missiles are not fireworks.
Thank you, and have a nice day.
>>27703380
Those hips
So, I looked around at signs of the zodiac, trying to find which would best suit Sarah in Galaxy of War. Any ideas guys?
>>27711638
I haven't read your story...
>>27712237
It's in the pastebin.
>>27712707
Have you updated it at all?
>>27712752
Gonna update it in a few minutes, then start chapter 2, which is gonna be a quick dream sequence, and I'll be done with 3 by the end of the week.
>>27713179
Ok, it's been like an hour. Any updates?
>>27713204
Almost done. Got sidetracked, but I'm getting back to it.
>>27713260
He was probbly fapping
It happens
>>27713272
Nah, just YouTube and YLYL threads.
I want to be hardcore with plone
>>27714318
Metal.
>tfw
>>27716047
Damn Blitz is adorable
>>27717482
Airliner is the softest planepony
Bumparoo
>>27718772
These aircraft horses are qt
>>27718081
Beech Starship a cute
>>27716047
Feelings have been hurt....
>>27721080
She gonna cry
>>27708961
>Genesis stopped
>Gear Grind pulled on him
"Come on, we need to get to Celestia. She'll know how to handle this!"
>Genesis' ocular clusters focused on Gear
>"I have finished my analysis of the terminatus exterminatus. I will perform my single function."
"What is it, Genesis? What is your function."
>"In the ultimate prevention of conflict, all life must be exterminated."
>Gear gasped and tried to run, she slipped on spilled drink
"Genesis stop!"
>The robotic stallion grabbed the mare by the tail and drug her across the room
>"To prevent conflict, and preserve myself, I must destroy, Gear Grind."
>He swung the little mare out of the hole through which the Crimson Rider came in
>Gear screamed, she looked down the six-flight drop
"Genesis stop this! Please!"
>Genesis froze for a moment
"I gave you life! Don't kill me!"
>"Life? Am I alive?" Genesis pulled Gear back inside
"Y-yeah. I helped make you."
>"That makes you... My mother?"
"As close as you'll get."
>"... Moral analysis indicates I should not kill you."
"R-right!" Gear knew she was walking on eggshells with a newborn AI
>If Genesis came to the wrong conclusion she could be killed
"You should. Because... Nopony loves you like a mother."
>Genesis sat still, he was thinking
"Wait here, I'll be back with something." Gear walked off to find a book
>She dug through her desk and pulled out the small book
>She brought it back, to find Genesis was looking out over Canterlot through the hole
"This book. This one right here shows how a mommy pony and her foal behave."
>Gear Grind presented the foal's book to Genesis
>The robotic pony opened it, taking in the pictures
>The young colt liked to play with the ball
>He gets in trouble for breaking a vase and mom takes away the ball
>The colt thinks his mother no longer loves him and runs away and tries to live with various others
>He just cannot find a place he fits in
>Soon, he finds his mother looking for him and discovers he is still loved
>Genesis closes the book
SON OF A BUMP
>>27717482
That's a tubby plone.
>>27723010
she is holding a litter inside
>>27723026
>pregnant plane ponies
Yes
>>27723563
Fat large plone filled with baby plone ready to be born. Her odd cravings and slow speeds
>>27724148
Too slow to fly, she must wait in the hangar to give birth
>>27724169
She is so far in you can see little hooves press on the walls of her womb.
>>27724186
This raises questions
How do newborn plones look? How will she feed them?
>>27724241
She you feed them with her teats. It would be plone milk. So like oil or something.
It would be generic looking until it grows into its self. like baby plone grows engine or what have you. they grow in fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf7IEVTDjng
One step closer to a waifu
>>27724489
>ywn live in a post-apocalyptic techno dystopia
>ywn find one of these after a riot, badly damaged
>ywn bring it home to your little alcove and alter the programming using an AI you found in an old datastick while breaking into an abandoned military complex
>ywn reprogram and repair it, adding some propellers from a quad drone to give it flight
>ywn have a cute little robotic companion you frankensteined out of leftover pieces
>>27724596
enough to make my heart skip a beat
and my dick to be rock solid
>>27724607
Same here
bumpr
PG10
Oh shit! Page 10!
>>27723563
Have another
>>27728150
She's so cute when she's mad
>>27646720
>goes to /mlp/ in the year of our lord 2016
>expecting anything other than concentrated autism
Bumpe
>>27726163
He needs to come back :(
>tfw no plane pony gf
>>27732987
>tfw no plane pony bf
>>27732996
Henry pls
>>27733112
Not henry, but i keked
>>27733116
Yeah... Typhoon has moved on from plone.
He was only here because he was suuuper thirsty for my cock.
>>27733132
Bluh, nigga
u aint even on da grind. mofukka we go to war. best put ya barz up cuz we throw hands nigga
>>27724596
>In the year 2525, Earth reached the bottom of it's long, long decline.
>The planet was falling apart, ancient mistakes finally bearing their consequence on the people of Earth.
>Finally, an apocalyptic war tore the world asunder, leaving a wasteland of ancient technology and savage wilds.
>It's been generations since then, you don't know what caused Armageddon to finally come, no one does, in fact.
>But you do not particularly care.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsxavPANO8s
>It's the end of the world as they knew it, and you feel fine.
>You put on your aviators as the door of your home, an auto garage in a previous life, you believe, rises up and reveals the sunny wastes ahead of you.
>Revving up your hoverbike, you speed out of your home and into the wasteland on a mission.
>See, for a while know you've been working on a project.
>In a derelict robotics factory you found something quite special.
>An artificially intelligent robot in the shape of a horse that, albeit heavily damaged and currently nonfunctional, was seemingly untouched by the wartime computer viruses that has driven all AI collectively homicidal according to the diagnostics you were able to run on it.
>So, feeling lonely, you decided to make it a goal of yours to get this bot into working order.
>Working with scavenged bits and a sense of overachievement when it comes to things of this nature, you've managed to not only frankenstein it into almost working order, you've even made some customizations, like quadcopter blades to allow it to fly.
>Granted, it's still mostly in pieces.
>That's because you're going to have to sadly cannibalize your bike for vital elements, so you're going to want to get everything together before you finally put it all together and get your new robotic companion.
>>27733539
>And the last few things you need to finish up the project, funnily, aren't actually parts for the robot itself.
>Rather, you're on the prowl for the setup software for this thing's AI.
>At the moment this thing's mind contains only the building blocks for artificial intelligence, but no actual AI.
>For that elements of it's personality must be programmed in for the AI to properly compile and be activated.
>By far the easiest method is through an automated setup program, and you know just where to find a copy.
>As luck would have it, the master server farm of some type of online storefront that sold shit like that is within an hours hoverbiking and it should contain a physical archive of software for you to pilfer for what you need.
>So you roar along the highway, passing by the derelict beauty of the imposing rock formations and ancient wreckage as sweet tunes blare out of your tape deck.
>Man, buying this mixtape off of that trader in the Crossroads was the best purchasing decision in your life.
>But your peaceful ride is interrupted by a shambling blockade ahead.
>Techno-zombies, about 10, all blocking the road.
>Well, time to get messy.
>You stop and pull out your revolver, aiming it at the head of one of the techno-zombies.
>With the pull of a trigger, it's head is disintegrated by your .44 magnum laser.
>This gets the attention of the rest of the group, obviously, and they start shambling towards you.
>You pick off your slow moving, neon-green drooling enemies quite easily, and are soon off towards the server farm again, but ten laser cartridges poorer.
>Once there, entering is quite easy.
>All it takes is some manual overriding with the help of Mr. Crowbar and you're inside and soon prying open the door to the physical archive.
>>27733541
>The archives are at least mostly intact, but very dusty and very knocked about, seemingly untouched for decades.
>Unsurprising, most probably aren't interesting in looting software when there are more pressing resources to attend to like food, guns, and building materials.
>It takes some searching, but you eventually find the one disk you are looking for among the many strewn everywhere.
>Thinkatronic Incorporated E-Z Personality Matrix Setup for Type M-300 and M-400 Series Artificial Intelligence Arrays Version 1.9a.31b Full
>You take the concisely titled disk and make your way out of the abandoned building and are soon back on the road again.
>Within the hour, you're back at your garage.
>You hang up your leather duster and head over to your computer workstation.
>You install the program and start it up.
>It tells you to insert the disk that is in the bot itself, and so you comply, sliding the hard plastic rectangle into the slot.
>You've got all the pieces you need to get this bot in working order, a nice stockpile of food and water, and all the time in the world.
>It's time to play god.
>Rad.
>>27733548
>hard plastic rectangle
I'm surprised anyone even remembers what a floppy disc is.
dangerous bump
>>27662453
Dat Ass
>>27735036
Humping her face
>>27733618
Floppity disks are dead, long live tape drives
Might write today at a BBQ.
>>27736319
Have fun bro
Plone bump without plone
>>27737381
What a nice non-plone.
>>27738300
Would you join the military if they had plane ponies?
>>27738417
Already planning on it. If I get to work with plones, all the better.
>>27738447
>tfw torn between USAF piloting or getting a Delta piloting job because my uncle is in Delta and could get me a comfy job there easily
>>27738573
Bump for advice pls
>>27739183
Define "comfy."
>>27739196
High paying
Piloting
Delta stock options
401K
Fly airliners
Military aviation
Average pay
Great benefits
Taken care of for life
Might even get to fly fighter jet
>>27738573
You wish
Have fun with the starting abysmal pay
>>27739364
Well, if you don't wanna get shot at, go for it.
>>27739364
>>27739822
>Only top 10% of Airforce pilots are fighter pilots, and the top 10% of that are forced to fly drones
>Have fun most likely flying freight
>>27739844
Flying freight
Shit pay
>>27739792
Flying commercial
Shit pay
>>27739884
Starting pay is abysmal. Topped out pay however is nice and cozy
>>27739924
Military or commercial
>>27739935
Don't know military pay. But they're probably comparable, but military probably pays less.
I know commercial is starting at like 25K a year and can go upwards of 200K
>>27740271
Is that good?
>>27742246
Anything upwards of $70k pre-tax, per family, will guarantee you a comfortable life.The problem with life as a pilot is not money, but whether you can trust your wife/husband with said money.
>>27742246
Well, that depends on where you want to live. Though starting even if you do have someone who works for a major airline and can get you in, chances are you won't be flying for them, but their regional aircraft.
Money wise, that's all what you want to do with it. And depending on how much debt you've incurred while learning to fly
