I want to be Twilight Sparkle.
What pony do you want to be?
Hard Mode:no sexual answers
Rarity so I could finally know how it is to be beautiful
Flam cause I want to be seen more yet i never get invited. I also wanna feel more sexy
>>27645733
Glimglam. She's a qt.
>>27645733
bump
>>27645998
>Could've contributed to the thread
>Instead bumped it on page 3
Jesus Christ.
>>27645733
I don't want to be a pony, I just want to meet one.
So I can finally have that perfect smile I always wanted
>>27645733
I don't want to be someone/somepony else.
>>27646083
This
Literally why do you want to be a pony if you can meet one, don't you want to be that one anon in equestria.
>>27645733
I want to be Zephyr, it means I can crash at Flutter's, get an easy job at Twilight's castle and Rainbow Dash is my childhood friend.
Chrysalis so I can finally pretend to be who I'm not without people pitying me.
>>27645733
I'd much prefer to stay as a human.
I want to live the Rainbow Dash life.
Being a pegasus and living in the sky would be amazing.
Lightning Dust, to reclaim my lost honor and befriend Rainbow Dash the right way.
>>27645733
Trixie, ever since I read that one TF story.
>no sexual
I don't think I could live without any kind of genitals, OP. Those kind of come with the territory.
Discord. Mindfuckery galore, and countless romantic moments with butterhorse.
>>27645733
Flurry Heart
>>27647564
>wanting to be raped as a foal
You fucking size queen.
>>27645733
Sunburst.
>qt3.141529 gf who's also my waifu
>smart as fuck
>important, stable job
>tons of books to read
>>27645733BigMcFuckingLargeHuge
>>27647623
He also has access to foal pony princess pussy
+++Apple Bloom
++born into family of honest work; have whole life figured out
+not getting too much shit for introversion
+Applejack
+Granny Smith
+sometimes Pinkie
+ship-teased with Cheerilee and Marble
I WANT TO BE BIG MAC.
>>27645733
Spike so I get to fuck up a lot but the ponies would still love me nonetheless.
>>27647555
Trips confirm, this is the best option.
>>27645733
Luna?
>Alicorn
>Does basically nothing
>Sleeps all day
>Can visit any dream she wants
>>27645733
I also wish to be the Twiggy Piggy
>>27645733
I want to be Twilight Sparkle and use my magic to penetrate my body with a dildo until I scream out Spike's name in pleasure and pain
>>27646775
>Rainbow Dash will never be your childhood friend
Why even exist?
>>27647554
Being pone is a pleasure all on its own.
I wanna be Rainbow Dash so I can finally feel the pleasure of being cummed inside.
I want to be Princess Celestia so that I can rape Luna with my big Princess-magic-futa-cock V1.2A
>>27651202
can you pee in my mouth?
>>27647554
Which story was that?
I want to be Trixie and become the next Joseph Joestar.
Imagine an Equestria where each pony mentioned in this thread is replaced by the anon who mentioned it.
>>27647623
>qt3.141529
It's 3.141592
Also, what >>27647555 said.
I want to be Nightmare Moon in the first episode of the show, so that I can outsmart Twilight and rule a communist Equestria
>>27645733
>anon becomes Twilight Sparkle before the first episode of the show
>tries desperately to follow the script of the pilot
>manages to fuck up every step of the way
>dooms Equestria to eternal night
I want to be shia so I can feel my autist body at work 24/7
>>27652196
DiscordAnon here. I can't even begin to describe how glorious that would be.
>>27652246
I wouldn't follow the script to the letter; I would do it almost as how I remember it. Other anons though...
>>27645733
i want to be twilight sparkle
and use my magic to levitate a large dildo
then pleasure myself while spike is forced to watch
>>27651810
How?
>>27652196
OP here; this would be brilliant.
>>27645733
>posting a jpg of a vector with transparency
You are the cancer.
I would be Spike because the tiny purple dragon is my favorite.
Remember to enable filtering in your 4chan settings and auto-hide namefags.
>>27653093
Remember to laugh at anons who get easily triggered
>>27653180
Some of us value anonymous culture as what makes /mlp/ /mlp/.
>>27645733
me as a pony. I don't want to replace another being.
>>27645733
>What pony do you want to be?
Celestia. Because then I can turn evil and make Equestria my own personal plaything, and no-one can stop me because I'm the toughest there is and I control the sun.
>>27647555
>any answer but this is pure plebbery
>>27654611
Until you get one punched by bughoers. Or dragged off by vines. Or can't defeat a newborn baby.
>>27651773
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/118926/trixing-switch
It was never finished.
>>27645733
If I could be anypony, I would be Justice Guy; Making sure ponies get what they deserve, especially the mares who lie.
Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job to run off to fucking Manehatten with some doctor named Bob, you could skin them and drain them of blood so they die. Especially Bob.
Then you would be Justice Guy.
>>27645733
Time Turner: he has a shack full of cool stuffwhich looks terribly similar to 9th-10th's TARDIS, but that's another thing, lacks the pressure Twalot clearly has to bear with and most of all is friend with Derpy who seems very keen into hugging him.
StarSwirl the bearded, so I can be forgotten by the pony race.
page 7 bump
>>27645733
Fuck your hardmode, solely for the purpose of molesting every single member of the wonderbolts.
>>27647533
>befriend Rainbow Dash the right way.
>tfw it can't happen realistically and shouldn't happen
Watch it happen in the show anyways and it will be shit.
