>Eats like a fucking fat pig
>Makes you pay for it
And this is why I hate Pinkie Pie.
>>27609002
she's female, it's what they do. Mooch as much as they can then throw you out with the rest of the trash
>>27609012
>the polar opposite to a feminazi
I bet you're voting for Trump too.
>>27609012
Weird, that never happens to me.
Just be yourself, bro.
>>27609002
>>27609012
>it's another /r9k/ thread
>>27609002
>not having so much disposable income that it literally doesn't matter
>not smiling lovingly at Piggie Pie as she gorges herself without having to worry about the bill
Wagecuck faggot detected
>>27609012
>Pays for the slice of pie she bought
>Is genuinly interest in you
>gives you a kiss on the cheek
>"I'd like to do this again sometime, Anon."
Purest pony.
>>27609061
>this will never happen
Why must you hurt me so?
>>27609012
That's pretty much how my mom treats all men. Dad works six days a week to support the family and she pisses a ton of the money away on botox pills, clothes and shoes. She then blames dad for pissing the money away so my sister and I don't start hating her.
My dad's awesome and I hate how she treats him.
>>27609080
Just learn from you dad and get a pony waifu.
>>27609066
Why don't you like thinking about great things that will never happen? Would you not think about them, and think about lame reality, instead? I don't get it.
>>27609012
How overdosed on the red pill do you have to be when you hold even idealized fictional females in disdain?
>>27609002
That's why you should always go for a pony that isn't her.
>>27609061
AJ is indeed probably the best wife material.
Only thing is, she's a workaholic and would demand all the NEETS get a job before she'd marry them
>>27609108
>Implying a NEET would even be interested in Applejack
She is too real for them. NEET's are those types of idiots who first liked Twilight, then Sunset Shimmer and now Starlight Glimmer or just Luna. Because magicks xD
>>27609139
Then who are the dashfags?
>>27609139
>XD
>>>/out/ and never come back
>>27609151
Sonic fans
>>27609002
It was a joke. A joke made by the writers. Pinkie Pie had no say in it.
>>27609139
Are you pretending to be retarded, or do you genuinely believe what you're saying? Don't lie to me.
>>27609012
>Mfw my waifu is a golddigger
>thats one of my many fetishes
>>27609002
Maybe she forgot to bring money.
>>27609180
She's the kind of girl that pays with sex.
>>27609164
DELET THIS
>>27609139
>not liking magic ponies
>>27609175
So when do you start your hormone treatments and just say goodbye to your dick?
>>27609268
I love all ponies
>>27609277
So you're just baiting then?
>>27609273
I don't, because getting dominated every so often is one of them as well!
>>27609002
Didn't you already make this thread the day the episode came out? Why do you feel the need to this again?
>>27609180
>earth pony
>grew up on rock farm
>work for a mom and pop confectionery in exchange for living in there spare bedroom
What money?
>>27609476
You'd really think being a close personal friend of 4 of the god-princesses of the world would get you more money...
>>27609023
I soon as I clicked the image I could just smell the cologne
>>27609023
kek
>>27609482
Like what? Is Twilight supposed to give her money that tax payers has given her? Are you retarded?
>>27609482
Considering that pinkie still lives with the cakes says otherwise.
There need to be an episode were the cakes kick her out because they need room for there fouls. Pinkie asks twilight if she can move into her massive castle only for twilight to explain her that shes annoying.
>>27609543
That would be a good story moral too.
There are plenty of friends I know that I can hang out with for a day, but if I had to live with them, I'd murder them after the first week.
>>27609002
>>27609012
Reporters have expense accounts, you asshats.
>>27609151
Based on their threads and the recent /mlp/ survey? Not NEETs.
>>27609536
Given how she's helped saved the world like 4 times by now... Yes, I would expect some money.
Call her a "specialist" and list her as requiring a yearly salary to retain her services... like you'd normally do if a government had to ask someone on a regular basis for advice or help.
>>27609543
ONLY STARLIGHT GETS TO LIVE IN THE RAINBOW LESBIAN FRIENDSHIP CASTLE
>>27609603
Just autists then?
>>27609582
this
I actually went through something like that with a guy i knew in high school that couldn't pay rent because he spent all his money on pot and wanted to move in with me, he was being super pushy about it so i had to straight up tell him that weren't even friends, let alone someone i would want to be around.
>>27609613
She live in a guest bedroom, she doesn't get shit.
>>27609002
I think work dinners are a tax write-off. It's still expensive but a happy Pinkie might tell you everyone's dirty laundry, so whatever.
>>27609012
Loss and anxiety stick with people, so the women some men remember the best are the ones that robbed them. It's a game. Trust and fair play is a hard, long road, while stealing your shit is way more profitable in the short run and sometimes people get away with it longer than they should. Guys will rob you too, but you don't tolerate because you don't plan to eat them after they're done eating.
>>27609021
Go to hell. Bitterness towards the other gender is popular with all political affiliations.
>>27609002
Later you get pinkie's pie.
>>27609613
>All Twilight's friends are listed as "consultants"
>Twilight embezzles millions of bits every year in consulting fees
Princess of friendship!
>>27609703
princess of Friendship. Not honesty.
That's why AJ isn't a princess.
>>27609002
An idiot bitch indeed.
>>27609721
AJ would have to pass the test twice anyway.
>>27609002
the person who calls you in for an interview covers the bill.
its like you dont understand basic business practice.
>>27609002
Ah, I see someone hasn't left their house long enough to eat on a reporter/employer/client's dime
>>27609080
Maybe she should take a Botox pill, considering botulism is super toxic when ingested.
>>27609080
>botox pills
You are retarded. Why dont you pop some botox pills yourself.
>>27609002
We had this thread before, we decided it was his job to pay since he managed to get an exlusive interview with her in the first place and it's he least he can do for her dishing the dirt.
>>27609153
Not him, but:
>Failing to realize it was a sarcastic 'xD'
You're dumb.
>>27610044
>hahahaha I was only pretending to be retarded!
>>27610167
Since when being sarcastic is pretending to be retarded?
Calm down your autism.
Have you nerds never been interviewed before? It's always on them, or they don't get their scoop
>>27609543
>>27609582
fund it.
>>27609482
>>27609543
>There need to be an episode were the cakes kick her out because they need room for there fouls. Pinkie asks twilight if she can move into her massive castle only for twilight to explain her that shes annoying.
Pinkie works for them, it's not like she's freeloading...this is reading a bit too far into things but I'm sure they have some kind of deal worked out about that. She also not only works for them but she also has her own supposed career as a party planner, which yes is a real job in real life, that isn't to say she doesn't just throw parties for fun either
And what about Rarity, she still lives in her boutique, does that mean Rarity is poor? No rich people live in their place of employment right? Yet Twilight lived in the town library, a place anybody would be able to visit basing this on real world standards....It's a fucking cartoon, their world is not ours.
>>27609629
Functioning autists.
Better than you, atleast.
>>27610167
He just forgot to do "this"
