Congratulations, you've done it, by some warp fuckery you've been transported to Equestria.
The Problem is, you're not the only one, far from it, everyone on /mlp/ has also ended up there along with you.
What do you do next anon? And more importantly,how fucked is Equestria?
>>27608887
I run like hell to Twiggy the Piggy and say that I've come from a world full of degenerate rape-crazed monkeys, and I'm the only one that's sane
Then obviously she will slaughter everyone else without mercy
>>27608887
>all those anons in ponyville
Ponyville isn't the only place in Equestria. In fact, it's just a small town with no means to support all those refugees. You made us into the literal niggers of Equestria.
>>27608887
Here, this should make OP's shitass faggotass prompt a little less shitty:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>27608887
Where exactly in Equestria are we? Do we all get transported to Ponyville? Or are we scattered throughout the land?
If I had come alone, I'd just find a job, and settle down, but if I get sent there with a bunch of you guys, my first instinct is to get as far away from you guys as possible.
I'd probably just grab the first train to Appleloosa, and gain outdoor skills, then find a company or private investor looking for adventurers.
>>27608912
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Hardness_Manipulation
Now I am become Anon, the destroyer of horse pussy.
>>27608887
>Bound on the road out of Ponyville, you're stopped by a concerned voice calling out to you
>"Where are you going Anon #362148?"
>You don't expect these tiny horses to understand your complicated speech patterns or your higher intellectual reasoning
>It could even be dangerous to have them misunderstand your intentions
>But they deserve to know
>She deserves to know
>It's not their fault you're stuck here, a man on a mission
"Ooga booga, innawoods."
>And that's all that needs to be said
>She understands you like nobody else
>A single tear rolls down her cheek, matching your own
>Steeling your resolve, you turn your back on the peaceful town and look out towards the rest of this new world
>It is time
>Time to get away from the rest of these neckbeards>You're finally free
>>27608922
Let's assume all anons ended up in or a little off from Ponyville since that's where 90% of the waifu's are.
>>27608887
Welp, looks like I'm dipping in the woods before shit goes down. Maybe become a bandit on the way. Wear a hood n' shit since the ponies probably think we all look a like... Eh, you know what? That's dumb. I'm just gonna fight wild animals and try not to get gutted.
>>27608963
If you see my corspe it's probably a bad idea to go into that direction.
>>27608887
>Anons make a secret club in the everfree
>they all befriend Zecora
>The password to their club is a round of baneposting
>Inside is literally just all the anons sitting in different circles that they call "Generals" discussing and arguing
>If someone gets caught sharing an image that's lewd or 'banable' they have to buy drinks for everyone
>There's an anon dressed as Scruffy that whacks people over the head with a broom if they shitpost too hard
>There is a sign that says "No ponies allowed" on the door
>>27608999
>password
You know, you could just have a sign that says "no ponies allowed"
Become horse through magic and then integrate into pone society.
>>27609017
>implying they wouldn't use magic to cleverly disguise themselves as humans to try to get in
Do you know nothing about Ponies, Anon?
>>27609026
>>27609024
Maybe human and horse aren't that different after all.
>>27608887
We would be to Equestria what Orcs are to Middle-Earth.
>>27608912
Following in this Anon's instructions, http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Manipulation
Am I a shitty mary sue?
Beg Twilight to turn me into a pony, because according to the evidence presented in this video Equestria's gravity is 4x stronger than Earth's and being so much taller than a pony would force my heart to work harder to pump blood to my brain and exerting myself too much to do anything more strenuous than walking will make me pass out or even have a heart attack.
https://youtu.be/ZavS8Qxhqnw
After that, I'll point my newly acquired hoof at the rest of you and laugh as you all suffer the fate I described.
>>27608912
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ethereal_Constructs
Of all the fucking powers, I turned into a typical unicorn.
>>27608912
>Psammokinetic Shapeshifting
>The power to transform/reshape sand form.
I don't like this power. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere...
>>27608912
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destabilization
Jesus Fucking Christ. I just wanted to chill out and maybe play some kickball with of you guys, not tear the fabric of reality asunder.
I mean I might be buddy-buddy with Discord, but destabilization just sounds all violent and shit.
>>27608912
Literally the worst 'power'.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sacrificial_Creation_Physiology?useskin=oasis
EVERYTHING I LOVE I DESTROY!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nelapsi_Physiology
>>27608912
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Lordship
Fuck am I edgy. I'm so edgy I kill all you other faggots with my mere presence.
>>27608887
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>tfw no one wants to be near me even in Equestria.
>>27608912
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence
Even if I were, it would not get me what I truly desire.
>>27609577
But is it personnel?
>>27609756
*tips fedora and unsheathes twin samehada's*Believe it, kid.
>>27608900
>rainbow friendship everyone and you're the only one not reformed so you miss out on pretty pink pony pussy
Ftfy
>everyone on /mlp/ has also ended up there along with you.
>What do you do next
Purge EqG-lovers
Crucify footfag shitposter
Brand every namefag/tripfag (excluding contributors i.e. writefags) with their tripcode/name using hot iron
Can't come up with anything decent for fags of fandom
>>27609132
>Universal force manipulation
Fuckin sweet. Can I still be a lazy piece of shit?
>>27608912
>Size Reduction
Looks like I'll be sneaking off and hanging out in my waifu's horsepussy.
>>27608887
>rape
>>27608912
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photokinetic_Regeneration?useskin=oasis
Cool
>>27608912
>Divine Force Manipulation
>The user has control of anything that is symbolized as divine and holy connections to gods. They are able to manipulate sacred artifacts and relics that are connected to the gods or their power. With this, the user is completely considered worthy of spiritual respect, allow them to achieve feats that are impossible to be reached by mere mortals
>make everyone became White Anon
>and everyone lived happily ever after
>The End
>>27608912
>sword arm
terrific
