If I kept on pressuring Applejack (or another of your favorite ponies) for a kiss, how long would it take until she finally agrees?
Blah blah blah nobody cares
>>27586612
Never ever.
>>27586612
That depends on how you beg.Pickle, barrel, cumquats.
Only way to get Applejack's attention would be to rape her. No honestly. Just overpower her and rape her ass.
>>27586612
Put on some John Denver and snuggle up to her.
Her heart will melt eventually.
>>27586703
>Overpower Applejack
>>27586703
>overpower applejack
nigga you ded
>>27586783
>>27586784
In the end you're only human.
>>27586612
you will be banned before you reach your goal.
>>27586783
>>27586784
I'm not that Anon, but you do know that these are small horses, right? I wouldn't say any more than waist high on an average human. Scale down their strength and you get a pony who is really no stronger than an average person, but much smaller. You can ball her up and immobilize her easily.
>>27586783
>>27586784
>>27586703
I got a plan on how it can be done.
Simply wait by the apple farm all day while she's alone, and wait for her to rest after being worn out from bucking apples. She won't be able to fight back.
>Implying she didn't want it in the first place
>>27586806
But think of all the apple-bucking she does.
Even if she's small, a hit from those legs would do some damage.
Humans can be overpowered by dogs that are a much smaller than us after all.
>>27586806
Hit an apple tree so hard that the all apples will fall out of it, then come back and say that.
>>27586806
Nigga, her brother was pulling a whole fucking house behind him and didn't seem bothered by it in the slightest.
She can't be that much weaker than him...
>>27586842
Oy m8, she don't want your cuck penis, the only one that can satisfy her is her big brother giant horse cock.
>>27586806
Nigga, but she an apple.
>>27586881
Cartoon trees are really small, I probably could do it.
>>27586897
Thats implying that she doesn't want the dragon dick
>>27586703
I don't think it would be wise to tempt death like that. While not a strong as Big Mac, her strike are surgical, powerful and precise, could probably aim for the bones and shatter it. Also, she is probably radioactive with a huge amount of poisonous isotope, like all the rest of her friend with the 'magic' of friendship.
>>27586612
She wouldn't kiss you. Instead, she'd... well, probably buck you to Appleoosa. And I'm not talking in a sexual manner, either. Instead, I'm talking in a physical manner.
What I mean is, she'd beat you up.
>>27586612
>Moron thinks that's how humans/pones work
Do you even phonology?
>>27586783
>>27586784
If you can't overpower her and be superior, how would she ever accept you as a mate? Trust me. The best way to get her affection is to utterly dominate her.
>>27587282
Are there any good stories of AJ being dominated?
>>27586612
I'm going to write this, give it a title completely out of left field, mis-tag it, and post it on fimfiction. It's going to have grumpy Jack continuously rebutting Anon's advances until a compelling central conflict and resulting relationship development sees her begrudgingly rewarding his efforts with a kiss and fitter down the line some sex just as tender, moist, and lengthy.
I'm half chub and tearing up now just thinking about the emotional roller coaster, soon to be.
>>27587308
This is your mother here, just know I am greenlighting you to make this story.
Make me proud son
>>27586612
can't tell how long but it could actually work. i doubt that she would beat you if you weren't invading her personal space. and after some time, with some extra nice talk & flattering, just to make you go away, she could give you a kiss
>>27586783
>>27586784
GIANT
PONY
STICKY
TRAP
She can't kick if her hooves are stuck :^)
>>27586898
Best answer so far.
>>27586622
>>27587006
I don't know about that. Applejack seems like the kind of pony who would become increasingly annoyed until it finally erupts into an "ALRIGHT FINE!" then holds your head and forces you in a rough and violent makeout session.
>>27587433
No, I'm pretty sure Applejack would beat up a harasser. I mean, she's got a job that takes the majority of her time to do, and chances are, that's the time when you would attempt to seduce her. Which she wouldn't like.
Either way, you don't seem like a very good judge of character.
>>27587450
She didn't beat up Trenderhoof
>>27586612
She would bash your face in and walk away. So never.
>>27587456
That's mainly because Trenderhoof was fairly passive. He didn't really pose any threat to her.
Now, someone who was not very passive would probably anger her much more.
>>27586612
rd and aj would never give in. The more you pester them the more hard headed they will become and the further from that kiss you will be.
twi might give in if you nagged enough that it disrupted her life, but she might use magic to some how make it awful for you.
ponks would the first time you ask, but wouldn't see it as romantic at all, and if you asked too many times after that then she would start to get wierded out and maybe avoid you.
fluttershy would blush, mumble, maybe run away or faint. after you pester her enough she will eventually hulk out on you.
rarity will politely decline every time, unless you are wealthy.
>>27586612
see your problem is pressuring applejack
what you have to do is hit her in the head with a brick to knock her unconscious
then you can kiss her and have sex with her for as long as you want
>>27586612
You shouldn't go about it in that way, unless you're okay with being kicked by her. Make it a competition to see who can kiss better. Sure, it's a tactic that would work better with Rainbow Dash, but Applejack is competitive enough to have a high chance of taking the bait.
>>27587505
Fluttershy is a nice pony; she would agree.
>>27586612
You'd have to get her drunk first, and then be careful not to let her accidentally tear off a piece of your lip with her beak.
>>27586612
She wouldn't. And it would not end well.
>>27586612
Nothing a knockout drug can't fix.
