Are the main6 virgins?
>>27580197
Do you want them to be?
Then yes.
>>27580197
Yes, of course
>>27580211
/thread
>>27580197
Twilight and Fluttershy are for sure
Rarity, Ficki Pie and Applejack are notis Mittsies dead? it has been a while since last flash game
>>27580197
>main
Kill yourself, faggot.
>>27580250
fuck off glimmerfag
>>27580197
Nope, none of them. Females are never virgins past 16.
>>27580222
Nah, I have him added on Steam, he's just working on other projects.
>>27580275
give me his steam
>>27580290
I don't think he wants to be spammed with invites from people he doesn't know.
>>27580197
It's a kid's show, you fuck.
>>27580301
cmon bro. be a bro
>>27580197
Unless they have a kid, than yes.
>>27580324
What ever
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Mittsies
>>27580389
>5k hours Dota2
holy shit
>>27580389
kek
>dark souls faggot
I will never fap to his flash games again, eww
>>27580389
Just as well you told us what it was, we could never have worked it out.
>>27580460
What's wrong with dark souls?
>>27580560
>run past enemies from boss to boss simulator
>>27580594
But it's still fun.
Does other people having fun make you upset?
>>27580594
>not doing pve
>not doing pvp
>not exploring every single fucking area and collecting every fucking item
>>27580619
this 2bqh
pvp is main aspect of the game btw
Pinkie Pie - No. Enjoys sex for fun. Probably had sex well over 100 times by now.
Rarity - No. Has sex with dates and occasionally to get what she wants. Probably had sex 30-50 times by now.
Rainbow Dash - No. Has occasional lesbian trysts. Probably 10-20 times.
Applejack - Enjoys a roll in the hay every once and awhile, but usually too busy with work. Probably 5-10 times.
Twilight - Either a virgin, or has had bad awkward nerd sex once or twice.
Fluttershy - Virgin.
What would it feel like to take a pone's cherry?
Would you make your waifu's first time special, Anon?
>>27580689
The memes are strong with this one.
>>27580619
you forgot the praising man
you must praise
>>27580689
>>27580594
>I'm so bad at this game, SO I'LL HATE IT
I guess its typical /v/.
>>27580689
What about Glimglam?
>>27580197
Of course they're virgins; they're all still waiting until they find their true loves to make love with and start a family. There aren't any jews in Equestria to cause things like casual sex or other degeneracy. Not to mention the fact that they're nude all the time and comfortable with their own and others' bodies, so they don't have any sort of sexual confusion.
>>27580962
She instituted the Daily Equality Orgy, so what do you think?
>>27581002
This. Everything else about Equestria is pure paradise, why not this too?
>>27580689
>applejack
>literally the most asexual character in the show
Apart from that, you're correct.
>>27580689
>over 100 times by now
>30-50 times by now.
>Probably 10-20 times
>Fluttershy - Virgin.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>27580275
Hey Vemon
>>9034894
Twilight Sparkle - Either had a really awkward nerd relationship where they had equally awkward sex once or twice, or had hot monkey sex with Brad in the closet while Spike dog watched on in horror. Probably isn't a virgin, but has had very few encounters.
Rarity - Memes aside, Rarity has extremely high standards and a really romanticized view of love. She would probably like to save her first time for the night after her perfect wedding to the perfect stallion. This might change if she starts to have a less idealized few of love, but we likely will never see her change.Probably practices 'good technique' with some toys occasionally to relieve stress. Especially after a big order.
Fluttershy - Was too much of a shy beta to do anything about getting a BF for a while. Although if she had one in High School she was probably a big enough of a doormat that she'd be easily convinced to do sexual favors. Again, unlikely.
Rainbow Dash - She seemed really shocked at Zephyr's advances. This is probably because he's a creep, but it also could be that she has never been in a relationship. Whether she lost the V-card or not is up in the air and you could probably argue either way.
Pinkie Pie - Total slut or doesn't even know how penises and sex work. There is no in-between. She's not innocent enough for the latter IMO so I say she's a cum dumpster.
Applejack - May have gotten fucked once or not. She's probably the one out of the mane 6 who wouldn't care about romance that much. Would probably care more about her potential Husband being able to help around the farm and gel with her family than if he was a good lay/handsome or not.
Starlight Glimmer - I know. >mane 6. But still it's interesting to speculate. Probably a bit too conservative/anti social for casual sex. Also was busy being a lunatic. Our Town had a lot of options, but there's no birth control in bumblefuck nowhere and she certainly couldn't risk getting pregnant.
>>27580887
Of course I would, what monster wouldn't?
>>27583366
>Starlight Glimmer
Along with what you said, her trauma (lel) from losing her childhood friend probably badly damaged her ability to form close relationships. So yeah, it's very unlikely that she ever got laid.
>>27583366
Who's Zephyr?
I'm recording season five, but saving it for when I have free time as a human being. Or just give me the episode name. Either works.
>>27580197
If they ALL are virgins, how do you explain Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom?
>>27583670
They're force babies.
Oh, wait. This is My Little Pony...
Then I meant "Friendship" babies.
>>27583648
Zephyr is from season 6, the episode we just had.
>>27583697
I meant season six, sorry. I'm tired as a mother fucker.
...He's not Fluttershy's brother, is he?
>>27580389
Your nuts.
>>27583740
He is.
>>27583670
Both sets of their parents fell in love, lost their virginities together, and started families. What's not to get?
>>27583871epin incest meme
I don't like the idea that Pinkie is somehow recklessly promiscuous.
>>27580887
I don't think that equines even have-
>Due to similar reproductive system development, many mammals, including chimpanzees, elephants, manatees, whales, and horses retain hymens
Well I'll be damned, anon.
>>27583889
THIS.
Literally why? Because she likes parties? I mean, c'mon, her parties have cake, balloons, pinatas, and pin the tail on the friggin' donkey. Vinyl is understandable, but Pinkie? She's too innocent.
>>27583889
>>27583933
Defensive much?
>>27583963
SHE COMES FROM A FAMILY OF PRUDES, GODDAMIT!
SHE JUST PARTIES AND SHIT! FUCKING FLUTTERSHY HAS PROBABLY BEEN FUCKED MORE TIMES THAN PONKA PO BECAUS EBITCH CLERLY GOT RAPED AS A KID!
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27583933
>Vinyl actually shuns the hardcore scene in clubs
>plays her set and has a few virgin drinks, refuses all drugs
>goes to local schools for pony D.A.R.E.
>"Oh hey! Didn't see you there. You know what's cool? Being yourself."
>"You know what's not cool? Drugs."
>"Peace out, we miss you pac'."
>>27583999
>SHE COMES FROM A FAMILY OF PRUDES, GODDAMIT
And she's the black sheep of that family.
By far.
>>27583648
What the fuck are you doing outside of the generals if you don't want to see spoilers?
>>27583889
It's a really common trope in the fandom. In the real world, there seems to be agreement that loud, outgoing people are fairly tame in bed, and it's really the quiet ones who do the weird shit.
However, since it's a cartoon, people like toand realistically, have every right toimagine that social posture matches sexual posture and have that be it. The fact that being friendly/boisterous =/= being tremendously sexually active in reality isn't extremely relevant when people are getting their clop on.
>>27583999
Still doesn't excuse that a sad, pathetic person like you or anyone, for that matter, would want this. Congrats with passed goods pumped up with "sugar".And her sisters definitely aren't any better.
>>27584015
>responding to a post that's all caps
Bruv, the sexual preferences of the characters aren't really discussed in canon so it's not worth arguing see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Alder#Newton.27s_flaming_laser_sword
>>27584019
I actually meant season six. And believe it or not, I've hardly been spoiled other than what we thought would happen before the episodes aired.
>>27584052
I'm not really upset, I'm just playing around cause I'm in a good mood. It doesn't bother me that much.
On a side-note, though: why do people percieve her as a nymphomaniac other than her 'parties'
>>27584099
If that's an actual question, then we can't help you since you are a dense faggot.
>>27584052
>Newton's flaming laser sword
Holy shit, my sides...
>>27584125
Scientists are silly sometimes.
>>27580594
>completely ignoring dem locations
>not reading dat lore
>not stylin'
Get out of my souls you fucking casul.
Ok, I think I nailed it...>Twilight:
Probably kissed a boy once or twice, then never talked to them again from embarrassment, but has extreme fetishes from all the reading she's done. She found out about sex when she was three when she read erotica fluently. She is a xenophile waiting to burst from under her skin, yet is too fucking much of a goddam beta to do jack shit
>Fluttershy
Was either easily coerced by a not-so-nice boyfriend who thought she was hot, or is a kissless virgin. She probably masturbates and calls herself a filthy whore. Discord does things to her with hot candle wax. She's grown rather fond of it.
>Rainbow Dash
She and her father were close. Dash has no idea this is weird, but likes being his little girl. She eats at a restaurant with him every weekend and eats Spaghetti and Wheat Balls from the kiddy menu.
>Pinkie Pie
Bitch masturbates a lot, but doesn't know that it is masturbation. She just never had the talk. She also fucks. A lot. Girls glare at her. A lot. And rightfully so....until she fucks them too. She's friends with everybody. Everybody except her best friends. Some say that the reason Gummy has been in that catatonic state was that when he looked inside her cooch, he saw everything.
>Rarity
...Did you know that Sweetie Belle's name originally began with the letter 'a' but ended withbortion?
>Applejack
She and Mac never had parents to tell them incest was wrong, and Granny knows nothing thanks to her rotting brain. Applebloom interestingly enough is NOT an inbred offspring. She unfortunately does participate in her sibling's activities however.
>Starlight Glimmer
She thirsts for the Sparkle. She dreams of student-teacher sexy times.
I like the idea of Pinkie being an exact copy of the girl-next-door white girl christian, who is so super innocent and cheeful on the outside, but on the inside, she's taken 7 dicks up the ass in one night after smuggling coke from her daddy pimp Chavo.
We all know someone just like this.
>>27584287
Do you know who Lucy is too?
>>27580197
Yes. Just like their target audience.
>>27584286
>>Rarity
>...Did you know that Sweetie Belle's name originally began with the letter 'a' but ended withbortion?
![546758__safe_twilight+sparkle_rarity_screencap_princess+twilight_animated_magic_hub+logo_hubble_simple+ways[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/RV3mLW2.gif "546758__safe_twilight+sparkle_rarity_screencap_princess+twilight_animated_magic_hub+logo_hubble_simple+ways[1].gif")
>>27584286
Twilight is the extreme opposite of a beta. You're thinking of SciTwi, Pony Twilight has always been the most alpha and dommy of the group
>>27584386
Not when she first met Brad
>>27584404
You unfortunately make a good point, sir.
>>27582547
Episode 4. Applebuck Season. It is never explained how Big Mac got his ribs hurt, but it is easy to deduce. He was bucked by Applejack after making an advance on her in the barn she didn't appreciate, since he was her brother and all. For the rest of the episode, Applejack slips further and further into a catatonic state, obviously under the effects of drugs--roofies. Big Mac couldn't have his way with her, so he drugged her so he could fuck around with her. So Applejack isn't a virgin, and hasn't been since near the beginning of the series...if not earlier.
Apple Family Secrets, dawg.
>>27584386
You're talking about recent Twi.
Early Twi was insecure as fuck around ponies and had no social life whatsoever.
>>27584470
>but it is easy to deduce
>goes on to pull shit out of his ass
hmmmmm
>>27584471
>implying
Anon, Early Twilight is dead. She's probably trapped in that mirror fountain with the real Pinkie.
>>27584502
>he doesn't have his own theory or anything but an insult
Apple Bloom's an incest baby, get over it.
>>27584286
100% show accurate
>>27584528
Get out, Faust
>>27584555
Am I that easy to spot?
>>27584562Yes
>>27580426
Why people get amazed by how long someone has in Dota? 5k hours is nothing. I play a game since 2008 and that's 8 years. And that for me is 70,080 damn hours, without counting the days or months I didn't play it, something like 40-55k hours.
>>27584586
Fine...btw, Craig's finally taking a nap.
>>27584404
True, she fills the "shy, awkard new girl who feels out of place before making friends and drools over chad" high school movie trope in EQG 1. But I'm talking about the Twilight from the show, the badass one who has no fucks to give since Day 1. As much as i like EQG, i don't really take it seriously or let it expand on characters from the show
>>27584471
She didn't have a social life (mostly because she wanted to be left alone, she had ponies wishing to socialize with her), but she wasn't insecure nor awkward in social interactions. Remember her first encounter with the M5? Her attitude was mostly "holy shit, i can't wait to get this shit over with, these ponies are annoying, friendship is retarded", and she was extremely bitchy and snarky. People mistake geekiness with shyness and insecurity, but that was never Twilight's case
>>27580689
Don't forget your waifu. She's been fucked the most by the most.
>>27584615
>She's been fucked the most by the most.
How dare the most fuck her by the most!
>>27583889
Ikr, the pony who behaves like a child surely gets laid the most. Really?
>>27584624
Most people mistake that behavior for flirtation, Anon.
I'd know.
>>27584125
I'm glad you enjoyed it, ponkanon.
>>27584286
>Spaghetti and Wheat Balls
Nevermind trying to fill in the gaps show-canon leaves as to the sexual lives of imaginary cartoon horses. You get a gold star just for this.
>>27584609
no waifu is safe from the abusive nerd
>>27583889
yeah me neither
first, she's way too innocent
second, she doesn't have the emotional stability to get around having casual sex with everybody without getting hurt in the process, bitch has an identity crisis everytime someone rejects her friendship, handling a jealous ex, a stallion who misinterpreted her casual encounter as something more, a rejection, a manipulative stallion any situation would be disastrous for her
>>27584663
I came up with the idea from a green I wrote after watching Rainbow Dash go all autistic at the wonderbolts.
It's about her dad crashing soarin and her's date.C-can I post it? It's short and no one's read it yet...
>>27584600
>40,000 hours
>The equivalent of 4.5 solid years of playing dota nonstop
>you started 8 years ago
I dunno if you're serious, but if this is even half true, you reeeally need to get out more, anon.
https://youtu.be/12vh55_1ul8
>>27584708
Damn, Spike gets around.
>>27584708
Spike can't be that lucky, and Applejack didn't like Trenderhoof. Twi never showed affectionate behavior that resemble anything romantic to Big Mac, EQG is not canon, Rarity would not fuck the dork between Thunderlane and Blueblood, Fluttershy and Mac barely know each other, Rainbow Dash is not innocent.
Just for those who aren't retarded.
>>27584708
Hey there, NRDT. Still living in your delusions?
>>27584708
Hi NRDT, please stop your shit.
>>27584717
>>27584723
Please Anons don't take the bait.
>>27584675
I'd be a jerk not to encourage you anon.
>>27580197
Probably yes.
Spergle.
Masturbates a lot but "sex is boring, I've read it in my books."
Rarara.
Saves herself for her prince.anal doesn't count.
Ponk.
Absolutely clueless.
Apol.
Too conservative to fug before marriage but not redneck enough to fug Big Mac. Estrus must be hard for her.
Dash.
Too busy being worthless shit. Probably thinks everyone has cooties.
Slutters.
Must be really pent up watching all them animals... Maybe tried to "relieve" some of them. Otherwise, shut-in weaboos get as much sex as it seems.
I don't think many of them have much free time anymore.
>>27584723
Hit the nail in the head. I wish more anons were like you
>>27584745
I-is everyone ok with this?
>>27584746
dash isn't as childish as you think. twi thinks sex is as boring as we obsessive smut readers do.
overall terrible headcanons
>>27584746
>Masturbates a lot but "sex is boring, I've read it in my books."
That's pre-Princess Twi, it has changed.
>Too conservative to fug before marriage but not redneck enough to fug Big Mac.
After her "countryisms" it's going back and fourth.
>Too busy being worthless shit. Probably thinks everyone has cooties.
You're right about her being worthless shit, but that doesn't seem like her mindset now.
>>27583366
>eqg
>canon
>>27584707
Yes, i'm serious.
I have wasted part of my life playing, yet I have no regrets. I learned english thanks to that freaking game.
>>27584793
Ah, syka blyat.
>>27584793
What was your first language?
>>27584818
I'm guessing Korean. Koreans are often crazy like that.
>>27584793
>I learned english thanks to that freaking game.
My boyfriend managed this, too.
How the fuck do you do it? I'm not bilingual so it's even more foreign of a concept to me.
>>27584834
Nope.
>>27584818
>Was
My first language IS Spanish.
>>27584840
You just read and write A LOT. Read word translations when needed, knowledge of language's rules helps. It just starts to get clearer and clearer and you end up understanding language without translating it to your own. I honestly doubt these games are a good practice, but am I any better? My practice was 4chan and pony fanfiction.
>>27584840
Well this was a thing that started when I was young, like 8 years old or 9, that game wasn't the only one I played.
I had a Gamecube and most of the games I had were in english. I didn't know shit about english so I had to search in a dictionary the word. (I didn't had a computer).
First I learned the entire story of Paper Mario: TTYD, after that I got into that game I mentioned before, now with a computer I could google each word or ask in game "What this word mean in spanish?"
By the time I was in High School I learned 60% of english (This being reading, writing and hearing).
Now I know a 90% of english (my speaking is a bit broken but I can manage to get a long conversation.
I fucking love english, that's all.
You can learn a second language if you like it or you need to learn it (even when English is one of the first languages required when traveling, having another one helps too)
TL;DR: Just fucking grab a book or an online class, a new language can be tough at first, but by the time you'll get used.
>>27584880
This too.
Learning a new language is fun.
>>27580197
The only Mane 6 members that was showed to like males were Rarity and Twilight.
Pretty sure the members have no plans on having sex, also I'm pretty sure that sex is only used to procreate in their world.
Which is a shame, someone must show them a better way.
>>27584758
Were you asking about the pic or whether you should post green?
Anon, when in doubt:
>ALWAYS POST GREEN
>>27583827
what about them?
>>27585368
Ok. This is my namefag name so you know I'm a writefag. Neat, eh?
Gonna post this green now.
>>27580197
are circa 25 yo normal and active women with jobs and careers generally virgins?
I don't think so.
>>27585462
>“Heeey Clipper….”
>Soarin’s face dances across the thin line of fear and regret but he still tries his best to mask his obvious nervousness with a false smile.
>“Hey B-Broken Legs! S-so Dash is your daughter, huh?”
>Rainbow “Broken Legs” Blaze glares at Soarin.
>“How many ponies with Rainbow manes do you know, boy?”
>Drops of sweat form on Soarin’s forehead, Rainbow Blaze’s stare being far too intense for him to tolerate.
>Rainbow Dash simply smiles, completely oblivious to her father’s silent rage of eternity.
>“Wow! Dad, you knew Soarin!? Oh my gosh, that’s so awesome!”
>“Yeah, I knew him. He was a fanboy. I’m even the damn reason why they call him Clipper. When he was a newbie, he tried to clip my hair in my fucking sleep.”
>“T-Those were the days, eh heh heh...” Soarin says with a weak fist pump, trying his best to ease up the tension.
>Blaze is having absolutely fucking none of it.
>“...Soarin, what’re you doing here with my daughter?”
>“Er, nothing! Just...celebrating…”
>“Celebrating?”
>Dash nods happily.
>“Uh huh! Yeah, cause we were so awesome at today’s show! Did you see me, Dad!? I was FWOOSH! Then I was all like ZOOM! And then…”
>Blaze quickly hushes Dash up.
>“Yeah, yeah that’s great honey. Now Clipper, how exactly do you plan on ‘celebrating’ with my daughter.”
>Soarin scratches the back of his head, eyes wandering just about anywhere that’s not Rainbow Blaze.
>“Oh, uh, y’know...Just eatin’ some quick grub, maybe go and train at the park…”
>Blaze raises a brow, clearly not buying the bullshit being thrown at him.
>“Did you say ‘quick grub’? Last I checked, this five star restaurant in the middle of fucking Canterlot is known for being the most expensive cuisine on this side of the damn country...Quite a romantic lookin’ spot, too, eh? Oh, and training at the park during these hours of night? Awfully fishy I tell ya...”
>>27585469
>“I know, isn’t he so cool, Dad! Soarin’s even paying for me, too!” boasts Dash.
>“That so?”
>Blaze squints his eyes as he takes Soarin’s wine glass from the table, and drinks from it with no qualms at all.
>“...Uh, Dad? Why’re you drinking Soarin’s wine?”
>“Because if he’s so awesome, then I guess he won’t mind if I join my daughter for dinner, will he?”
>“W-Wait a minute, Broken Legs, I--”
>Dash gasps excitedly, cutting Soarin’s objection off.
>“Awesome! My dad and Soarin hanging out with me! Oh my gosh, this is so cool!”
>Blaze grins at Soarin.
>“It sure is, Dash. It sure is.”
10 minutes later...
>Blaze sits with a dangerous look in his eyes as he observes everything Soarin does.
>“S-so Dash...Uh, anything on the menu you want?”
>Dash studies the menu, trying her best to read the fancy cursive, but fails to decipher it.
>It doesn’t help that it’s in Prench…
>“Uh, what language is this? It’s like all fancy and stuff.”
>Dash’s “totally not” date is about to help her.
>“Oh! Lemme try t--”
>Before Soarin can even finish, Blaze puts his own Menu down and looks over Dash’s.
>“Here, honey, let your Pops help you out, ok?”
>“Thanks Dad!”
>“Don’t mention it, sweetie.”
>Soarin sighs.
>Blaze grins at this and reads over the menu.
>“Uuuuh….what’s that one?” asks Dash, pointing to one of the meals listed.
>Blaze reads over it quickly, murmuring the Prench words below the name of the meal.
>“Hmm, well Dash, that there is Escargot.”
>Dash tilts her head in confusion.
>“What’s that mean?”
>“Well you see, honey--”
>“Oh! It’s snail!” says Soarin, trying to show how ‘cultured’ he is, “They bake them in their own shell so you eat it!”
>Rainbow Dash’s eyes widen at that.
>>27585490
>“What!? Ew! Why would I wanna eat that?”
>Soarin panics.
>“No, no! It’s a delicacy in really rich places here in Canterlot! Honest!”
>“Hey, hey pal, my daughter doesn’t want to eat your gross snails, ok? Let’s see what else is on the kids’ menu, alright Dashie? Maybe we can get you some fries.”
>“Yeah, sweet! Fries are awesome!”
>As Blaze begins reading the kids’ menu for Dash, Soarin deflates.
>“I want this one, Dad!”
>“The spaghetti and wheatballs?” asks Blaze.
>“Yuh-huh!”
>Dash’s dad smiles as he ruffles her mane.
>“Alright, kiddo, spaghetti and wheatballs for you it is.”
>“But Dash, don’t ya want something more, I don't know, expensive?” asks Soarin.
>Dash grimaces.
>“What, so I could eat slugs instead of snails? No thanks…”
>Blaze pats his daughter on the back.
>“That’s my girl. You want anything to drink with that, Dashie?”
>“...Does this place have any cider, Soarin?”
>Soarin, finally able to please Dash with something she might want to hear from him, gobbles up the opportunity to answer her.
>“Ha! Only the best in town!”
>“Yeah! Sweet!”
>Blaze is not pleased, but allows Soarin his trifling success.
>Eventually, the waiter arrives.
>He’s a neatly dressed orange-brown colored unicorn, but his even browner mane was rather unkempt despite his dapper attire.
>Bit greasy too.
>>27585468
>implying show takes place on Earth
>implying the main characters are "women"
hate to break this to you butit doesn'tandthey aren't
Like, assume what you want about cartoon horse pussy if it makes you feel better, bro. But you don't exactly have a lot of information to form a scientifically-justifiable opinion any better than the next guy who thinks something else
>>27585497
>“Hello there, my name’s Cinnamon Sweets and I’ll be taking your order today. May I start you all off with some beverages?”
>Dash is quick to start.
>“Oh! I’ll have some Apple cider please!”
>“I’ll have some as well, my good sir.”
>Soarin, out of peer pressure, asks for some too.
>“Uh, make it three?”
>The waiter smiles and writes it down on his notepad with his magic.
>“Alrighty, three hard ciders it is! Now are you all also ready to order, or…”
>Blaze looks at Dash questioningly.
>“You wanna order your meal now, kiddo?”
>Dash nods yes excitedly, causing her dad to chuckle.
>“Ok, yeah, my daughter and I will have some spaghetti and wheatballs from the kids’ menu, and the young guy with no girl beside him will have the Escargot.”
>“Wait, Broken Legs, I don’t want the Escar...aw, forget it.”
>“Ok, I’ll be back soon with your meals!” says the waiter before trotting back to the kitchen.
>Soarin begins glaring at Blaze as Dash starts talking about how awesome her “pops” is.
5 minutes later...
>“...Ok, here you go: three hard ciders! Your meal will be ready soon, but we had a little trouble in the kitchen, so it might take a teensie bit while longer.”
>Blaze shrugs nonchalantly as the waiter places the mugs of cider.
>“Don’t you worry about it kid. I have all the time in the world as long as I’m with my little Dashie, ain’t that right kiddo?”
>Dash giggles as her father nudged her side playfully.
>The waiter smiles at the sight before leaving.
>“Hey, Dad! Wanna see how much I can chug?”
>“Uh,Dash, I don’t think this kind of restaurant would--”
>“DO IT, DASHIE! MAKE DADDY PROUD!”
>Rainbow Dash yells like an ancient norse warrior, and then she immediately starts to chug her entire mug of cider.
>She finishes the gigantic mug in 10 seconds flat, leaving Soarin awestruck.
>The fancier customers at other tables watch on with distasteful looks.
>>27585513
>Blaze notices this and decides to make Soarin even more humiliated.
>“ATTA GIRL DASHIE!”
>With a congratulatory pat on the back from her father, Rainbow Dash belches loudly as possible.
>“URRRRRP!”
>With the burp done, Dash lets out a proud and cocky grin.
>“How was that, Dad?”
>“Better than Soarin was when it came to girls, that much I can tell ya! OHOHOHO!!!”
>He practically slaps his knee laughing as does Dash.
>“Kill me now,” murmurs Soarin to himself.
10 minutes later...
>Dash sits over a plate of spaghetti, slurping up the noodles like a toddler.
>She broke all the crayons on the kids’ menu, but she didn’t care.
>Blaze sits with a rude smile, his own plate of Spaghetti nearly done.
>Soarin on the other hand…
>“Uh, yum! D-delicious…”
>His fork holds a disgusting, green boiled snail with it’s shell.
>The only thing greener than his food is his face.
>Blaze looks on in amusement.
>“Well, Clipper? Go on; eat your so-called ‘delicacy’ you tried to make my daughter have for dinner.”
>“Hey! I never tried to--”
>“Yeah! What my Daddy said!”
>“...Nevermind,” he says, growling to himself as he looks at his meal.
>He shudders as he opens wide, slowly introducing his fork into his mouth.
>>27585528
>Once the snail lands on his tongue, he chews it.
>It taste awful.
>Really awful…
>But he does it with a smile...for her.
>For that sweet little pegasus he met in the hospital when his team had betrayed him, for that sweet little pegasus who was there for him when his wing was broken…
>He does it for Rainbow Dash, the most beautiful mare he’s ever--
>“BLUUUUUUGH!”
>He vomits all over the table as Dash and Blaze cackle uncontrollably.
>The entire restaurant gasps in shock.
>As the insides of his stomach keep coming up, tears stream his eyes.
>Everything just hurls up, the force of his regurgitation making him fart.
>Blaze stares with an evil smile as he watches Soarin’s vomiting ceasing, the poor wonderbolt now only dry heaving as he collapses on the floor as the taste of stomach acid burns his throat.
>He nears his head next to his ear.
>“You don’t get to have her. Not today, not now, not ever. This is only the appetizer if you keep this up, sonny. Are we clear?”
>“YES! FOR THE LOVE OF THE SUN, I’M SORRY!”
>Blaze smiles.
>“Good!”
>He then steps on Soarin’s stomach, causing him to throw up again on the floor.
>“Well, Dashie, I guess Soarin’s gonna be a bit busy. Let’s say we get some ice cream and have our ‘special hug’ when we get home, ok?”
>“Sweet! I love the special hug!”
>“So do I, kid, so do I. Thanks for the free meal, Soarin.”
>The two rainbow-maned ponies proceed to leave.
END
>>27585469
>>27585490
>>27585497
>>27585513
>>27585528
>>27585534
So....thoughts?
>>27585541
tl;dr
>>27585506
>But you don't exactly have a lot of information to form a scientifically-justifiable opinion any better than the next guy who thinks something else
>scientifically-justifiable opinion
>on a cartoon about colored horses
That is what i call overthinking.
From what i see in the show they talk and act like humans. I may accept that their sexual behavior is different because of the Estrous circle, and they may be totally not interested in sex when not in heat. But came on, you wasted 291 letters, even bringing into the discussion science, only to say "it's just your opinion". This doesn't make you look smarter.
>>27585555
Welp, can't argue with those quads
>>27585555
Yugi is that you?
>>27585600
Dubs confirm
>>27584007
MY NIGGER.
>tfw had dream about Vinyl snorting powdered sugar to look cool before I was all "just b urslef brah" then we cuddled
>>27580689
>Implying Fluttershy doesn't fuck Angel or any wild animal from the forest.
>>27585541
I'm late to work because of this/10
Straight to the point and entertaining. Bretty gud
>>27584600
>actually liking MOBAs
I bet you're the kind of faggot who thinks E-sports are a legitimate sport.
>>27584619
Top fuckin kek m8
>>27586402
t. console peasant
>>27580197
Twilight: Yes, shutin faggot who reads all day
Rarity: No, total social butterfly meaning slut for huge dicks
RD: No, sex in lokcer rooms after workouts is extremely common
Applejack: Yes, works too hard to slow down. Ever. Will die alone with only her apples.
Fluttershy: No, animals everywhere. Shes fucked them all.
Pinkie Pie: Debateable. Might be too innocent to understand sex or might be a total cockhound. Hard to tell.
Starlight: Yes, total shut in nerd-evil edition.
>>27584286
>Headcanon about the main characters sex lifes
>includes fucking Seafood Dinner
You are everything wrong with this board
>>27586402
>Kicking a ball around is not a sport
>Back in my day we had gladiators who killed each other
>>27584708
>Applejack not having fucked Big Mac
>Spike, a fucking baby dragon, having fucked almost all of the main6
I think you might be compensating something by assuming this little son of a bitch fucks all them pones
>>27585823
>tfw I wasn't the anon to have that dream
>>27585541
I need to get to work, but afterwards, know that I will look for you, I will find you, and I willshare my lame opinion withyou.
>>27580197
Twilight-Yes, even though she wants Flash's human dick
Rarity-Yes, she is pure and saving herself
Rainbow-Likely not. She probably banged Zephyr in high school while drunk and he hasn't let her live it down since.
Applejack-Yes, she's asexual
Fluttershy-No, she likely got high with some of her hippie friends and banged some of them
Pinkie-No, we all know that Cheese wooed her into bed
Starlight-No, she's been taking the dragon dick
>>27586957
tumblr pls leave
How is nobody pointing out that Flutters literally took a girl on a date in the show?
>>27586957
>RD
>straight
Pick only one.
>>27587185
Keep forcing your dead 2010 meme and it just might come back to life.
>>27585541
poor soarin spill more spaghetti than your average 4chan lurker.
i love it
>>27586957
>Applejack is asexual
What is this meme? Applejack would obviously want to be a mother after Applebloom has grown up and she feels a emptiness inside that can only be filled with new foals.
>>27580887
In all honesty I would like a previous boyfriend to have already taken it (with protection, hopefully). That makes me sound like a cuck, I know, but according to the some of my lady friendsthat's what you call a girl friend who isn't your girlfriend, right?, it's either painful or just just kinda meh first time round for them. It's gets better afterwards.
Either that or my waifu was never born with a hymen.
>>27584286
>One more fucked up then the other
Sounds legit to me.
>>27587300
But Anon, Applejack IS Applebloom's mother
>>27586590
>implying I truthfully meant any of this
>>27587373
You actually want her to lose her virginity - not tear her hymen with her own hoof, not even with a dildo - you want another dick inside her before you? Come on, man.
>>27587373
>>27587686
>not having superior unicorn waifu who can magically numb and then disintegrate her hymen
Plebs
>>27587756
o.O
>>27587756
>implying I wouldn't do the honors myself
>>27587784
>emoticons
Underage ban detected
>>27587373
your condition is worrying
>>27580389
>aoe 2 HD
My fucking nigga
>>27587185
Zepher fucked her gay
>>27588536
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymen#Other_animals
>implying they don't
Please choke on the next dick you suck
>>27580267
>Main
>Mane
Kys newshit
>>27580222
>there are people that think mitties is the one that makes the games........not just the music.
also nice trips.
>>27584470
>It is never explained how Big Mac got his ribs hurt,
>the previous episode involved him losing a bet to wear granny's gurdle.
>>27580460
Funny story about that, he's forcing himself to play through DS3 and he hates it. The only reason hes playing it is cause he cant refund it and hates to waste money
>>27588729
he does or at least did both? no?
>>27580689
>tfw spike has to prep rarity
>>27587300
This. Applejack is all about family. Why wouldn't she want to make some of her own? She's just too concerned with the farm to go looking and doesn't care about casual sex.
Twiggles is a beta virgin. Dreams of sex and going nuts, but never finds anyone. When she does it will be awkward, she'd better hope she beds down with someone that knows what they're doing.
Ponka is a casual shagger, enjoys sex probably while high as shit, but only ever sleeps with someone she knows well.
Skittles is probably too scared of commitment so shags around and leaves after. She's been maturing up though, has her sights on Soarin most likely, or some other Wonderbolt dick.
Rarara fucks any stallion she considers remotely sexy, and blows so many minds with the BSDM Dominatrix shit she does. A lot of high class shags have gone her way.But she never does anal.
Flutters was a kissless virgin hermit until Discord showed her the light. She's his bitch.
Applehorse has been around a few times, works too much to commit to actually having a family beyond her relatives, for now. But damn if she doesn't want to find the right one and settle down.
>>27589849
These are all terrible
>>27589849
>long string of memes
>>27583366
I figure applejack would want like 50 fouls because she takes pride in having a huge family and would likely want to expand it and be the best at it since she's at least a bit competitive
